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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Pete X

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:37:00 +0000

what a load of S H I T

Quote:
Live by e-peen, die by e-peen.

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Tara Nighthawk

Sun, 25 May 2008 11:28:00 +0000

Is there a 'No Bot Spam' option?

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Beaukro

Sun, 11 May 2008 23:21:00 +0000

May I ask a simple question? Why am I presently flying without an overview. To reach our 'market potential' It might be considered necessary for every player to have an overview that is functional.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Hikoncil

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:20:00 +0000

Edited by: Hikoncil on 27/04/2008 08:23:50
Edited by: Hikoncil on 27/04/2008 08:22:09
ok but but then balance the thing!
if we get ammo everywhere then should we also get extra hit points everywhere!!!HAHAHAHHHH

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by kodo2003

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:46:00 +0000

time to find a new game. isk is one thing RL money no thanks

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Chorolus Darklyte

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:35:00 +0000

Edited by: Chorolus Darklyte on 11/04/2008 01:41:25
*edit*

lol....I can't believe I fell for that one. I was seriously getting ****ed off, till I actually read past the opening post.

"Ammo-anywhere"....why not just add in an EVE-Fed Ex? Transport of anything you own from one station to another(or to your ship) for a fee based on total m3 of the cargo being hauled?

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by G'ulSera

Wed, 9 Apr 2008 23:26:00 +0000

Originally by: frank frank
Originally by: G'ulSera
Edited by: G''ulSera on 01/04/2008 17:49:38
Edited by: G''ulSera on 01/04/2008 17:48:27
Roflmfao

Did this really require two edits?

hell yeah :D
Was trying to get a smiley next to it ;) (not on here)

Now stop quoting my laugh..
Fight To Survive, Survive To Fight
Messing up your mind with the sound of destruction
*The difference between a killer and a soldier is a question of loyalty*

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by silken mouth

Wed, 9 Apr 2008 11:53:00 +0000

I'd prefer to pay the same amount of money for the subscription like the non-euro players...

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Tupok

Mon, 7 Apr 2008 07:28:00 +0000

i don't understand it....
whats that nanoamo stuff? i bought the subscription for web 2.0 but the ammo keeps changing into pie. smudges all over my ship. bah.
Tupok
Knowledge is power...
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Daath Achura

Sun, 6 Apr 2008 22:38:00 +0000

hahaha

now fix jita

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Javane

Sun, 6 Apr 2008 01:01:00 +0000

This was a really good trick. Very very funny. I almost fell for it, almost.
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Easy Button

Sun, 6 Apr 2008 00:58:00 +0000

Edited by: Easy Button on 06/04/2008 00:59:53

Pink Sugar Heart Attack "Go Pink, Don't Stink."

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by spydersplace

Fri, 4 Apr 2008 16:42:00 +0000

Nano Ammo cool

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Cay Qel'Droma

Fri, 4 Apr 2008 10:25:00 +0000

Now imagine reading this 4 days later from RSS reader which doesn't support dates I actually believed it until i rad this thread
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Arc D'landrus

Thu, 3 Apr 2008 08:22:00 +0000

It was a good year for snagging online April Fools. Congrats CCP, i have no clue what web 2.0 is so I couldn't place what i was reading, ha!

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Elune Ferret

Thu, 3 Apr 2008 08:19:00 +0000

Rigth got me there "hook, line and sinker", I went for the comment to start *****ing about how it wasn't in line with the concept of the money you have RL, the better you can play the game, But was hoping to some kinda of movement toward the Dual training issue, which would fall nicely inplace with Subscrition 2.0 :) Activating the second train slot -> deduct from credit card/insert GTC here .... You all know I want it

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Still waiting for ingame voice, with voice mods.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by MotherMoon

Thu, 3 Apr 2008 05:42:00 +0000

Originally by: Raa Chura
Im reading this late but immediately realized it was a joke or else I would have to put eve on a flyff equivalent. Shameful joke. blah

hammer is just mad at web 2.0 it's satire at it's best because it's actually true in a lot of other apps.
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Kinomoto Sakura

Thu, 3 Apr 2008 04:58:00 +0000

:o almost had me. The "NanoAmmo" part was what gave it away xD. Still I enjoyed it ;)

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Raa Chura

Thu, 3 Apr 2008 04:42:00 +0000

Im reading this late but immediately realized it was a joke or else I would have to put eve on a flyff equivalent. Shameful joke. blah

Raa Chura
"You can't read loss, you can only feel it.."

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by nugpot

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 23:20:00 +0000

Sad to see both the criticism and the belief. Personaly I thought it was humorous.

Now how about some ingame gifts for special days? Like the snowball launcher.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Radix Salvilines

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 22:49:00 +0000

guys u could have thought of something less obvious of being an april joke :P
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by holocaust187

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 20:03:00 +0000

so your going to remove our abilty to make ammo

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by DUKAN1

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 17:43:00 +0000

Edited by: DUKAN1 on 02/04/2008 17:43:35
Umm is this an April the 1st joke or are you having too many hot spring baths up their in the winter nights?

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by mach18

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 14:06:00 +0000

Didn't realise that you'd managed to hire Tony Blair as a spokesman for your company since he retired as Prime Minister of our glorious country, but I certainly recognised the clarity of thinking, idealistic promises and the usual potential for real delivery. Keep up the good work Tony but you should see the f*ck up your replacement is making. He even tops the mess you left us in.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Jei'son Bladesmith

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 06:49:00 +0000

/emote calls Shenanigans!

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Selene Dukat

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 05:36:00 +0000

Thank god for other posters less gullible than I, otherwise I would have been now enjoying my perma-forum ban for the amount of cuss words and insults I was about to hurl at CCP for this horrific dumbing down idea! :P

Hahahahaha nicely done. :)

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by MotherMoon

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 04:58:00 +0000

man hammer you must hate the idea of web 2.0

I see right through what you did here.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Demiurgis

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 04:13:00 +0000

so...uh how much do I have to pay for a Titan?

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Malach Kehrehb

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 02:15:00 +0000

Bwahahahaaaa....
Nice one. Had me for a moment. Spent a goodly part of the day thinking up ways to spoof my friends, logged in to the site to see this.........
WTF!! You must be kidding...... oh...... 01APR08

Good job guys. Seriously funny.

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Mell Prime

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 00:33:00 +0000

you almost had me too. till i remembered what today was.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by aaron 619

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 00:06:00 +0000

Wow.....Just wow. can't wait for Jumpgate Evo, EVE is dead to me. you can have my stuff.

Oh wait....... thats not funny.

If I can do it, so can you!
If you choose not to, your fault, not mine!
Stop Spamming the T1 Nerf Torp CCP.
Invent a T2 boost Torp and use it!
Balance is Important, EVE still being fun, Priceles

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Rawr Cristina

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 23:54:00 +0000

Originally by: Feng Schui
Originally by: Rawr Cristina
Originally by: Feng Schui
OMG!! CAN I HAVE AMMO IN MY PANTS?!?!? I'M FIRING BLANKS!!!

I can help with that

... .

Naqam is selling True Sansha Modified Love Slaves now?

You'd be amazed at the things a toaster can do
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Buyerr

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 22:47:00 +0000

loled yer yer Aprils fouls!!

well anyway you overdid it for it to be reasonable :P
I declare war on stupidity

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Ephemeral Waves

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 22:28:00 +0000

It would have been nice to see a reply to the problems created by the "boost" patch rather than joke threads.

Eph.

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Feng Schui

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 22:07:00 +0000

Originally by: Rawr Cristina
Originally by: Feng Schui
OMG!! CAN I HAVE AMMO IN MY PANTS?!?!? I'M FIRING BLANKS!!!

I can help with that

Nice try CCP but you made it too obvious. Only SOE would go that low

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Naqam is selling True Sansha Modified Love Slaves now?

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Felysta Sandorn

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 22:05:00 +0000

Another stealth Amarr nerf! We don't use ammo!

I am looking forward to the "ExtraArmourNOW!" Subscription to be used in Amarr ships only, however!

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Arazel Chainfire

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 21:16:00 +0000

Originally by: Tobin Shalim
*yawn* even i knew it was an april fools in the first paragraph. shoulda gone for something more believable CCP, such as:

"Due to an unfortunate programming error, we have discovered that the latest patch will accidentally format your entire hard drive unless you uninstall and reinstall Eve before you reboot. Rebooting without doing this will result in a corrupted hard drive."

and then put out an actual patch that was totally meaningless in some fashion.

wait... they already did that....

-Arazel

Originally by: Tsanse Kinske

Mutual Incomprehension is one of the Four Horsemen of most internet arguments, I guess, along with Unfettered Hostility, Overwhelming Vagueness, and Lack of Evidence.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Adrielle Firewalker

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 20:24:00 +0000

The EA one was still the best
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Original MinmatarT

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Nanobot

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 19:45:00 +0000

Last years was the best, Implant insurance and the like - was almost plausible - in fact if memory serves the usual crew of OMGWTFNERFBBQ squad started posting almost immediately calling it a travesty of epic proportions.

Ah Nostalgia.

Blogging a snowball redux would have been a goodun.

Shoot 1st, shoot some more, keep shooting, some more shot, and if anyones alive after ask a few questions.
Just a soldier following orders.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by mazzilliu

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 18:45:00 +0000

ill take 5k units of neutralizer bomb as my ammo, thx :D

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by frank frank

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 18:41:00 +0000

Originally by: G'ulSera
Edited by: G''ulSera on 01/04/2008 17:49:38
Edited by: G''ulSera on 01/04/2008 17:48:27
Roflmfao

Did this really require two edits?

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by RoCkEt X

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 18:01:00 +0000

i tried to jump into jita this morning, i did this successfully and thought i had no lag, i was like 'some april fools day this is' then i got to the station, and realized i had desynced. as my alt jumped through and i was still sitting on the gate.. pfft.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by G'ulSera

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 17:48:00 +0000

Edited by: G''ulSera on 01/04/2008 17:49:38
Edited by: G''ulSera on 01/04/2008 17:48:27
Roflmfao
Fight To Survive, Survive To Fight
Messing up your mind with the sound of destruction
*The difference between a killer and a soldier is a question of loyalty*

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Reiisha

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 17:38:00 +0000

This year's joke is a bet meh if you ask me....

WoW has 2 killer jokes this year.

EVE History Wiki

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Xipe Totec

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 17:26:00 +0000

ROIDS ANYWHERE(tm):

Tired of empty asteroid belts in 1.0 systems, you don't want to travel to 0.0 space to hurl your mining lasers into crokite or kristallos ?

With one click on the button "ROIDS ANYWHERE", any desired asteroid type will materialise in a private instance anywhere in your current system (any security level). Since it's a private instance, it's all yours, you can't even get ganked in it, cause you can't be scanned.

CCP A.P.Rilfls

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by RoseSteel

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 17:07:00 +0000

LOL.. CCP is FISHING> ;-)

A.A.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Ho HsienKo

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 16:37:00 +0000

Edited by: Ho HsienKo on 01/04/2008 16:37:22

Well so far I only count one that posted and actualy believed it, last year there was pages and pages or ranting mouth frothing customers.

I think last years will be hard to top... beter luck next year.

Though it is a nice tradition to cary on if not just for the new players who see one of these for the first time ; ]

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by padraig animal

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 16:29:00 +0000

Nice 1 got me almost lol

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Banarius

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 16:22:00 +0000

I love April Fool's Day...but really...you could have tried a bit harder to really freak ppl out...hehe...still, it was good for a chuckle...nice to see that you guys aren't all business and like to have fun too

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Fenderson

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 16:02:00 +0000

but srsly, you had me going until the part about removing ammo manufacturing.

DO YOU PLAY POKER????
Join ingame channels "DOA Poker" and "Eve Online Hold'em"

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Fenderson

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 16:00:00 +0000

I would like to request that a DoomsdayAnywhere service be added.

DO YOU PLAY POKER????
Join ingame channels "DOA Poker" and "Eve Online Hold'em"

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Tobin Shalim

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 15:13:00 +0000

*yawn* even i knew it was an april fools in the first paragraph. shoulda gone for something more believable CCP, such as:

"Due to an unfortunate programming error, we have discovered that the latest patch will accidentally format your entire hard drive unless you uninstall and reinstall Eve before you reboot. Rebooting without doing this will result in a corrupted hard drive."

and then put out an actual patch that was totally meaningless in some fashion.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Letrange

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 15:02:00 +0000

humm did someone forget the "pop a roid NOW! subscription" that instantly pops a roid and transfers it's minerals to your hauler? With the new "Mineral Vacuum" Module.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Serenity Steele

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 15:01:00 +0000

Thanks for the laugh

As I read the first paragraph, I thought Subscription 2.0 would be more like:
- Account Startup Bundle: 60 Days play time + EvE Strategic Map Book
- Renewal Bundle: 3 months play time + Edition of EON
- Wingman Bundle: 2 x 3 Months GTC + 1 Edition EON
- Annual Bundle: 12 Months play time + 4 Editions EON + Art of Eve Book

C'est la vie, April fool me!

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by mark sharky

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 15:00:00 +0000

how much more do i have to pay to fix the lag?

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Lysander Memnos

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 14:49:00 +0000

Seems like somebody was drinking a little too much Web 2.0 Kool-Aid when they wrote this joke...

Next year, consider something like:

"Quafe Shipments Through Eve Gate to Resume, Somehow"
"Concord Calls It Quits, Cites AmmoAnywhere as Factor"
"Jove Disease Cured Through Acupuncture, Announces Invasion Plans"
"New Playable Race: Cybrids"
"Empires Admit Security Rating Mistake, All Systems 0.0"
"AI Rats 'Wake Up', Form Union, Petition Greivances"

In-game screenshots or clever renders also heighten the sense of reality.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by nihlanth

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 14:42:00 +0000

CCP has actually managed to nerf April!

Boost april fools!

Currently, April fools uses too much cap and powergrid, please fix this!

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Garia666

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 14:36:00 +0000

You could have come with an better april fool item if you asked meh..

Quote:
CCP Chronotis
Amarr boost is coming in a future dev blog, lets keep this on topic

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Haradgrim

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 14:36:00 +0000

BlueprintNow Ftw!

Originally by: CCP Oveur
...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Nisd

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 14:20:00 +0000

well i would say that Xfire still got the best joke.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Hamfast

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 14:12:00 +0000

Awesome, Can I push my InstaAmmo Buttion with The Finger?
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Learn and be informed, because a Politicians worst nightmare is an informed voter...

So choose your CSM Candidates wisely

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Skyr

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 13:45:00 +0000

Finally, after years of reasoning on players' part CCP started listening and added this much needed feature.

I hope we will not stop her. I hope that with Subscription 2.1 we will also get ISKAnywhere! feature that would be truly useful!

Thank you.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Pharuan

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 13:29:00 +0000

When do we get exotic dancer anywhere button? 2.1?

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Printz

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 13:15:00 +0000

i read it all, stared in amazement for 5 min and thought to my self... wtf... this is tha game i'm playing!??!?!?! .. good fool... cought me by surprize... forgot what date was today so i was totaly taken in... good work CCP, you made me reconsider playin Eve AGAIN!!! but i'm still a moron so i'll continue playin. Anyways, could fall easier for that RemoveLag button as all said, i'd spam it every 3 sec :)) And BeerAnyware sounds nice too (for players, not for you)

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Arekaine

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 13:10:00 +0000

Dude. I am totally going to get the TitanAnyWhere feature. Then the FighterAnyWhere feature. Then the DoomsdayDeviceAnyWhere. Oh yeah. I totaly forgot about the Cap ships coming into high sec space....AnyWhere feature. This will totally rock
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Cergorach

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 13:08:00 +0000

Do you guys know how disturbing that post is for someone that forgot that it's the 1st of april!?!?

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Flaming sambuka

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 12:54:00 +0000

Dammit you almost had me!!

WE PLAY WITH OUR MEMBERS

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Rawr Cristina

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 12:52:00 +0000

Originally by: Feng Schui
OMG!! CAN I HAVE AMMO IN MY PANTS?!?!? I'M FIRING BLANKS!!!

I can help with that

Nice try CCP but you made it too obvious. Only SOE would go that low
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Gabrielle Atrocity

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 12:13:00 +0000

Originally by: Grainsalt
Hey look, WOW did a proper release with the new Bard class today!!!!

http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/features/bard/bardclass.xml

yeah ... Now thats a decent april fools ..

You know... if they actually did that I might have to give the game a try.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Trojanman190

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 12:12:00 +0000

This was awful. Last year's was so much better.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Sopha Serpentia

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 11:49:00 +0000

Yeah its pretty much a dead cert that:-

Silly Development Proposal + April 1st = April Fools joke.

To be honest city of heroes joke was better.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Gawain Hill

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 11:44:00 +0000

last years was better

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Four Degrees

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 11:29:00 +0000

you guizzzz

u guyzz

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Grainsalt

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 11:29:00 +0000

Hey look, WOW did a proper release with the new Bard class today!!!!

http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/features/bard/bardclass.xml

yeah ... Now thats a decent april fools ..
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by MOS DEF

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 11:15:00 +0000

How about "We fixed Lag!!"for April 1st 2009?

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Syekuda

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 11:14:00 +0000

Come on, admit it ! How many people actually tried it... be honest. I must say this one looks more real than last year. I remember last years april fool has a death sentence to CCP. A lot of users didn't complained but threatened to quit and do "mass" suicide.. LMAO

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Chruker

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:59:00 +0000

Can't we also get a Give-me-these-skills-now button?

(just like the bhs have on sisi :-)

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Naridos

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:57:00 +0000

LAWL

I can get ammo ANYWHERE??! GJ CCP and April Fools!

Quote:
You Know you play too much Eve when you get into a car crash and you run away as fast as you can so that you don't get podded.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by sh4rp ov3rvolt

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:53:00 +0000

NICE TRY
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Tlar Sanqua

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:51:00 +0000

Almost had me...

Good April's fools CCP.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Radu Sven

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:42:00 +0000

Here at CCP we care very strongly about our product, and we're constantly evaluating new paradigms and thoughtspaces in order to better realize our Total Market Potential. Our goal is to enhance the customer experience by offering new product channels and opportunities, allowing our customers to participate through selective transactional channels and fully realize their potential as Valued Income Partners VIPs!

Just the first part made me think of a bull**** bingo. Jeez, there are so many marketing words in it. This has to be a joke. Right?

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Keiko Kobayashi

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:42:00 +0000

Oh drat, April fools.

You had me until about half-way.

Im getting a little tired of stupid April fools jokes. I wish people would skip a year! Couldnt they have done it on February 29th or something?

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Andrue

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:42:00 +0000

Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Ever thought of yourself as a VIP? Want to become one now? We at CCP have carefully collated various replies from our customers and would like to present to you what we consider our finest achievement to date - namely Subscription 2.0.

Yes, from now on each player can decide what features they want to pay for, giving you unheralded choice in the world of New Eden, now EVE is a true "sandbox" game.

First up on the list is AmmoAnywhere. Running low on XL Antimatter when you've been pounding away at that POS? Fear not, merely hit the button and we'll wing you a full cargo load to your bay so you can continue to mete out that damage. Naturally we've had to make a few changes to proceedings to allow for this so prepare yourselves for ammo changes and in the future, if everything goes well with the launch, enhancements to the docking experience, industry production and more.

Will this be horizontally or vertically positioned in the marketspace?
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[Brackley, UK]

My budgie can say "ploppy bottom". You have been warned.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Andrue

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:41:00 +0000

Originally by: EVETV spiralJunkie
I wish they'd let me blog about spiralAnywhere.

Pay me $5 and I come sing in your room.

$500 and you won't?

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(Sarcastic mission running veteran)

[Brackley, UK]

My budgie can say "ploppy bottom". You have been warned.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by torswin

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:36:00 +0000

Finally. I've been asking this for ages. It is like a dream that has come true.

Now I'm going to go mad with this fully integrated Chainsaw which is attached to my rucksack. Who doesn't like the smell of fresh intestines in the morning.
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Miao Hoteph

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:33:00 +0000

Yes, I can see it now....

Funny april fools, better luck next time guys...

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Light Avenger

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:33:00 +0000

This is my first April Fools, man I almost flipped my freakin lid at CCP hehe. Got me good. I almost stabbed somebody and canceled my account immediately!

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by AeonOfTime

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:22:00 +0000

Originally by: Kakita J
Yeah, right.

Could I please get the DevNow add-on, which submits a random Dev to my will for 24 hours, so he has to make the changes I want?

Oooooh, now we're talking. Splendid Idea, but I guess CCP would need a lot more devs and there would be a lot of funny features popping uo in the game :)

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Thetys

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:21:00 +0000

i like it
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Sir Substance

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:05:00 +0000

when you say ammo anywhere, could i, say order it to be dumped on my enemies ship all at once, sans safety pins?

:P

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Durao

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 09:37:00 +0000

Damn...I just took a crap in my pants all for nothing.

Thanks CCP!

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Carmine Morgan

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 09:24:00 +0000

poor attempt for April fool. Still funny concept though

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by The Icefox

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 09:17:00 +0000

Originally by: Balcura
I must have missunderstood something. Is there going to be 1 general ammo that is bought paying RL cash for and all the ammo BPO/BPC's are going to be eliminated. Ammo isn't going to be available for isk, but for RL money?

If that's the case I have a problem with the new system, unless there is some way to opt out. I build all my own ammo with the materials I get from gathering all the loot from the wrecks making ammo cost me a little in time, but no real money.

If I'm off base and the system functions some other way please let me know.

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Gerard Deneth

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 08:57:00 +0000

Gods that was hillarious!

Now if only reading that didn't send me into spastic convulsions as I relive the last few Business Writing classes in university... oh gods the horror, the buzzwords, the acronyms.. the.. the...

*rocks back and forth, mumbling something about core competencies and targeted market segmentation with differentiated product lines*

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Revan Crow

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 08:49:00 +0000

Heh not bad....but last years "insurance for all modules" was way better ...i still lol'd

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Althea Nar'agh

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 08:33:00 +0000

Damn you CCP, i almost fell for it (now gief the ammobuttonnoew!!!)

War. War never changes.

Training Monitor / iMonitor / iCEO iPOS iHelp

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Joe Widowmaker

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 08:31:00 +0000

Last years was so much better!

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Chribba

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 08:30:00 +0000

hey... at least they did an attempt this year

Secure 3rd party service ■ Do you Veldspar?

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by enrayarne

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 08:28:00 +0000

Read it, and thought whats this bull**** all about!?
This isnt silkroad.....
Then i remembered the old april fools prank about free clones etc.
Look ad the date and tadaaa 01.04.08

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Eleana Tomelac

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 08:28:00 +0000

I didn't understand a thing before I read it for the second time, and, too bad I'm at work, you nearly had me laughting alone in fron of my screen! If I did, people would notice that I am not actually working!

I can't wait to see the fools in the general discussion or game developpement!

PS : Poisson d'avril (anyway, I never understood why the fish... Something of my own culture I'll never catch!)
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Boo Bee

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 08:26:00 +0000

WTB GM account or BOB modifed lag generator for 1k$

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Xodd Hil

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 08:19:00 +0000

You forgot "DronesAnywhere" "RatsAnywhere" "OreAnywhere", etc...

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by RiotRick

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 08:11:00 +0000

DoomsdayJita please

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Farrellus Cameron

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 08:05:00 +0000

Edited by: Farrellus Cameron on 01/04/2008 08:07:11
Has it really been a year since we were promised the new clone system? Damn, time sure does fly.

Yet every year people fall for this and burn the forums down in anger.

P.S. I got to "optional product areas" before I knew what was going on.
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Dev Rom

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 07:43:00 +0000

I want JitaAnywhere and CargoAnySize!
I am not your carpet ride, I am the sky..

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by SeismicForce

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 07:38:00 +0000

Sneaky little bugger, you almost had me there.

Originally by: Allisie
In a recent interview, a dev mentioned that ships and skills cause lag and will be removed in EVE 2.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Level4

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 07:32:00 +0000

Good idea, can we have MoveMeAnywhere(tm) :P

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Jacob Holland

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 07:27:00 +0000

Not as good as last year

Somehow AmmoAnywhere doesn't match up to the whinefest bait of WOWification.
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Originally by: cordy

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by N1fty

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 07:24:00 +0000

I got up to 'ammoanywhere' and then checked the date.

Very amusing

Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia
I usually close my eyes and just beg, out loud added with a lot of squealing.

I swear it helps.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Hugh Ruka

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 07:14:00 +0000

seems like T1.1 patch to me ... looked good on first sight, but then it turned out a disaster ...

try something more entertaining next time please ...

Waiting for the patch that patches the last patch ...

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Ayato kun

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 07:06:00 +0000

As we say it in french : Poisson d'avril !

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Real Poison

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 07:03:00 +0000

Originally by: Erotic Irony
What a stupid tradition and what waste of time for hammer to even do this.

then just duck and wait for April 2.0

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Kakita J

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 07:01:00 +0000

Yeah, right.

Could I please get the DevNow add-on, which submits a random Dev to my will for 24 hours, so he has to make the changes I want?

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Thundercat Doom

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 06:57:00 +0000

I was like WTF? Then remembered what today is, lol. I dread going into the forums.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Tyr Vaantau

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 06:57:00 +0000

Originally by: EVETV spiralJunkie
I wish they'd let me blog about spiralAnywhere.

Pay me $5 and I come sing in your room.

Hell yeah!
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Nemtar Nataal

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 06:40:00 +0000

*Caugh* *Caugh* April *Caugh* 1 *Caugh*

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Zakgram

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 06:39:00 +0000

I wonder if dock-o-matic would improve the current broken dock code... currently you click on a station, hit dock, the ship aligns, warps, arrives, then about 20% of the time crawls to 0 and keeps going. 10 minutes later it's still there... bumping against the station. Maybe dock-o-matic fixes that, eh

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Dani Leone

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 06:24:00 +0000

Originally by: Erotic Irony
What a stupid tradition and what waste of time for hammer to even do this.

Quite agree, we don't want Dev's showing us they have a sense of humour do we? ....

Nice one guys, I'll take 2000 rounds of nano spike s as soon as you can, my subscription 2.0 is in the ... erm ... post :)
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Kastal

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 06:20:00 +0000

Last years April fools effort was better. But good job anyways. ;)
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Ruc doc

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 06:06:00 +0000

kind of weak sauce really. a better joke wold have been a build u to ambulation then doing a devblog saying it was a joke and it will be out with the summer expansion

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Ocet

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 05:44:00 +0000

Riiiiiite...

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Chainsaw Plankton

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 05:28:00 +0000

Originally by: CCP Mindstar
Wow... ammo anywhere?

... not there
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by JadeFalcon3r Pryde

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 05:26:00 +0000

Last's years was better.But still funny nontheless...

Question , when you mean ammo anywhere , can i send nuclear/antimatter/uranium/microwave ammo into my opponent's pants , so he will take it off?I want eve to be pantless tbh...
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Shigawahhhhh

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 05:26:00 +0000

Got about half way through before I realised...mainly cuase I've been hanging out for a dev blog. Nice one guys heh

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Chainsaw Plankton

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 05:24:00 +0000

Wooo just what i wanted micro transactions!!!!!

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Ladyah Liandri

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 05:22:00 +0000

Originally by: Dapanman1
Not as good as last year with implant insurance and whatnot.

Yeah this one's a tad too obvious.

Besides I fail to see the need for an additional april fools joke given the fact that EVE has become a practical joke anyway.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Erotic Irony

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 05:20:00 +0000

this is better
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Dapanman1

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 05:10:00 +0000

Not as good as last year with implant insurance and whatnot.
Beets, you're among friends.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Cordial Ripper

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 04:54:00 +0000

lmao

Quote:
"Of course, we've had to make a few changes in order to fully realize the Product Delivery Potential of this new service. First up, all weapons will now use "NanoAmmo", which automatically morphs into the desired ammunition type at the point of firing. This ensures that there's no confusion over what ammo types you need to buy, streamlining the customer experience."

nice joke guys, how much alcohol u had when u thought of this ?

We are VIP's now :))

preaty nice ideea but u forgot to charge for the distace missile go.. they use fuel u know ? :P they aint bullets :P subscription 3.0 ?

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Robert0288

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 04:51:00 +0000

Originally by: libertarian cole
Am i the only drone wielding Gallente pilot that hoped this was actually true?

only if it applied to drones as well.. I wish

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Zeba

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 04:50:00 +0000

I'm sorry. Whats different about this dev blog than all the others again?

Originally by: Malcanis
Too many people confuse "Waah, I didn't get my own way" with 'poor customer service'.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by libertarian cole

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 04:41:00 +0000

Am i the only drone wielding Gallente pilot that hoped this was actually true?

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Arturus Vex

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 04:33:00 +0000

I am outraged.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by 5n4keyes

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 04:15:00 +0000

Yet another update that Nerfs amarr...

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by 0raven0

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 04:08:00 +0000

I been waiting for the april fools blog for over a month now and this is what i get 0.o
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Kain IV

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 04:05:00 +0000

April fools is ********. damn it I hate this day.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by CCP Mitnal

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 03:57:00 +0000

Originally by: CCP Mindstar
Wow... ammo anywhere?

Rumour has it that the system we are going to use involves placing said ammo in a specially adapted Sodastream, add beer to it and voila, ammo straight to your cargo bay.

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by HostageTaker

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 03:51:00 +0000

Horrible attempt at a Comedy April Fools...

CCP, you should have kept it short and sweet, like this:

"We have finally ironed out the server/cluster issues, NO MORE LAG!"

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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Caleese

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 03:33:00 +0000

Edited by: Caleese on 01/04/2008 03:33:02
Is T20 running the BlueprintNow! scheme ?
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by J Valkor

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 03:30:00 +0000

More plausible than last years but still too far out there.

Still, I am sure that half the people here were ready to wage CAPS LOCKS WARS until they noticed the date.

It is good to know what CCP employees consider as impossibilities for future expansion in the game, however. Sort of like a blog that outline what they will never do. Last years thing about the clone insurance fit that pretty well and this one about your feelings on games charging extra money for benefits inside the game both fit that role very well.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Erotic Irony

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 03:20:00 +0000

What a stupid tradition and what waste of time for hammer to even do this.
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Yakumo Smith

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 03:02:00 +0000

Now if you said something like "we are rebalancing some of the ships from the recent boost patch. The zealot will have 4 turrets from Tuesday downtime" you might have snagged some fish ;)

I suppose this must be my sig. I'll do something cool with it eventually.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Jackie Gilligan

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 02:55:00 +0000

Heck, I was hoping for a sub plan, that say, for $19.95 instead of $14.95 would allow me to skill train my alts and main...

THAT would sell like hotcakes.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Titan Pilot

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 02:47:00 +0000

Now if you had said...

"Pay more for faster learning...gain 10M SP for $100.00"

"Skill training queue has been installed...pay $50.00"

Then maybe this would be EPIC. Sadly this thread FAILS.

(BTW, I really am a Titan Pilot, honest

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Steppa

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 02:42:00 +0000

Not nearly as funny or plausibly unplausible as April Fool's past.

:)

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Mr Patches

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 02:35:00 +0000

Feh 2.0.

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Ceraphin

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 02:34:00 +0000

LOL, you had me going. It's not April here yet!

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Freezal

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 02:26:00 +0000

Edited by: Freezal on 01/04/2008 02:29:52
Just in, Subscription 2.0 would like to announce the availability of "Random module lag" (oh wait you already get that)....I mean "Jump Lag" (ahh opps that is already in there)....Here here we go no way to top this.... Free Noob ships no charge to you in isk only an extra small micro payment to your existing credit card.....

LOL 2 funny

New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Hebik Fane

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 02:24:00 +0000

Originally by: Lewis Atreides

Any wagers? If I had any isk in my bank I would say 200 people will post a flame forum on this and how unfaire it is to the community it is lol.

I see you 200 hundred and raise you to 250.
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New Dev Blog: Subscription 2.0 - by Regat Kozovv

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 02:23:00 +0000

"First up, all weapons will now use "NanoAmmo", which automatically morphs into the desired ammunition type at the point of firing."

Fantastic! Now I can take all of those looted 1MN Afterburners, and instead of melting them down, cram them into my guns instead. =)

Happy April 1st CCP. Keep up the great work.

(Suggestion for next year: "In an effort to make Caldari more relavant in PvP, we've decided to quadruple the speed of all missiles." That'll make people mess their pants. =)