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1. No-one knows... - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Perhaps there is no such thing as a secret. There is also trust.
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.14 22:42:57
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2. Rate the Avatar above you - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
The Hills are alive with the sound of music? Fits right in with the Von Trapp family. Probably plays a dozen instruments and sings in a choir. 8/10.
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.13 08:21:28
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3. Poetry. - in EVE Fiction [original thread]
The poem below was one we all learned at school, and boy did we like reciting it. It was only later that I discovered that the poem was responsible for innumerable diplomatic incidents and at least two wars. Always deploy poetry with caution, alw...
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.12 17:59:44
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4. Reply with a famous quote - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
We Amarrians have a famous saying: "A watched pot never boils, unless you zap it with lots of lasers". We do that a lot.
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.12 13:49:44
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5. No-one knows... - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Nana Skalski wrote: But known secrets are not secrets anymore. We Amarrians have a desperate desire to confess all, particularly when the Inquisition knocks at our door.
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.12 12:49:07
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6. No-one knows... - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
No-one knows that my character is 50% natural fibres, 30% nylon, and 20% something he stepped on last Tuesday. What's your characters secret?
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.12 10:22:06
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7. This tyranny must end! - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.12 08:53:31
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8. WHY CAN'T WE SMILE - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
In Amarr if you smile, the inquisition pops along to for a chat, a cup of tea, then a little light torture and interrogation. If you survive you get to have a cookie. I have no clue what happens if you actually laugh at something, unless it's some...
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.11 10:00:49
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9. Rate the Avatar above you - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Looks like this guy's going to conquer the universe between lunch and dinner, only to be foiled be an annoying superhero. I bet he owns a shark tank to dispose of failed minions in. 9/10. 8 points for owning a personal shark tank - obviously.
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.10 17:39:35
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10. Reply with a famous quote - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
A watched pot never boils, but it does get paranoid.
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.10 09:06:25
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11. Rate the Avatar above you - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
It was raining. My hair got wet, then I took a selfie. Wait a minute? Does it rain in space? [Edited to remote a stray full stop] ...
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.09 19:12:17
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12. 40 days Alpha-Clone review - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Well Roggo. Eve has been around for (what?) 13 years and it has a Reputation, with a capital R. I'm glad you tried it but Eve can be a Darwinian swamp to navigate. Heck Eve is kind of like living in the pre-Cambrian explosion where life on earth ...
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.09 18:49:54
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13. Militants! - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Salvos Rhoska wrote: Ive been stockpiling Militants in Jita. Hopefully one day they will usurp the system. Interesting... Torin Corax wrote: Salvos Rhoska wrote: Ive been stockpiling Militants in Jita. Hopefully one day they will us...
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.09 18:19:28
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14. This tyranny must end! - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
To do my bit to end the tyranny, I went to the doctors and he prescribed me anti-oppressants! BTW I blame vandals for that joke, it wasn't me wot did it. Honest.
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.09 09:11:21
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15. What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Okay, well that's the initiation ceremony over and done with. But why did I want to join Gym Bunnies Anonymous in the first place?
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.08 14:38:33
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16. It takes 10 hours - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
10 hours to manually scroll through an Excel spread sheet, top to bottom. Quote from the guy that made the video: The Dumbest challenge ever that someone had to do: No shortcuts, no breaks, just trying to reach the very bottom of Excel by holdi...
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.08 14:23:39
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17. Militants! - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Reinhardt Kreiss wrote: Give them enough Crash and they become "exotic dancers", then start a business. Who cares about citizens. Are militant exotic dancers a good idea?
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.07 13:10:46
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18. Militants! - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
I captured some militants the other day and when I asked them what they were so militant about - I was surprised to find that they hadn't got the vaguest idea! Apparently they've been captured, sold, transported, re-captured and generally messed ...
- by Sunforge - at 2017.01.07 12:35:09
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19. Exotic Dancers - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
For the love of Pete, why? On the other hand, why not? Why, or why not? That is THE question upon which the very future of this universe hinges, and until now no-one knew this was a fact. So there.
- by Sunforge - at 2016.12.24 12:35:31
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20. Rate the Avatar above you - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Far too pretty to be Amarr, also a complete lack of gravitas, and po faced humility. The person above looks like they might be having fun, which would be completely banned if I ever became emperor. 3/10. Send in the inquisition to ensure that the...
- by Sunforge - at 2016.12.24 12:10:00
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