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Klotzak
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.04.24 14:50:00 -
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Help! |
Karadion
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.24 14:51:00 -
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You can't avoid Goonswarm Federation agro. |
Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
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Posted - 2012.04.24 14:51:00 -
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Not sure, but since this patch you'll be able to see her effects and debuffs on your overview! Auditing | Collateral holding and insurance | Consulting | PLEX for Good Charity
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Kismeteer
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.24 14:52:00 -
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Karadion wrote:You can't avoid Goonswarm Federation agro.
Where is the dislike button in this social media experiment. |
Klotzak
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.04.24 14:52:00 -
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Vaerah Vahrokha wrote:Not sure, but since this patch you'll be able to see her effects and debuffs on your overview!
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Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2012.04.24 14:55:00 -
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Stop playing EVE, go out with your mates every night, come home at 3AM stinking of booze, smoke and cheap perfume and after a week or so she'll be more than happy for you to just play EVE. Malcanis' Law: Any proposal justified on the basis that "it will benefit new players" is invariably to the greater advantage of older, richer players.
Things to do in EVE:-áhttp://swiftandbitter.com/eve/wtd/ |
Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
3463
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Posted - 2012.04.24 14:55:00 -
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Of course the problem there is that you might not be Malcanis' Law: Any proposal justified on the basis that "it will benefit new players" is invariably to the greater advantage of older, richer players.
Things to do in EVE:-áhttp://swiftandbitter.com/eve/wtd/ |
Klotzak
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.04.24 14:56:00 -
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Malcanis wrote:Stop playing EVE, go out with your mates every night, come home at 3AM stinking of booze, smoke and cheap perfume and after a week or so she'll be more than happy for you to just play EVE.
Trying to get her into eve atm xD |
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2012.04.24 14:58:00 -
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Tech 2 missile to the face. Sorted. WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
AFK Hauler
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.24 15:00:00 -
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L2Tank...
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Jonah Gravenstein
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Posted - 2012.04.24 15:03:00 -
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GF tank, consists of chocolates, shoes & handbags War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Kaneda Kurosawa
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.24 15:03:00 -
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Malcanis wrote:Stop playing EVE, go out with your mates every night, come home at 3AM stinking of booze, smoke and cheap perfume and after a week or so she'll be more than happy for you to just play EVE.
Or she dumps you and you can continue with your Eve addiction uninhibited Ding a ding dang my dang along ling long |
Sasha Azala
Blood and Decay
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Posted - 2012.04.24 15:03:00 -
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I wondered if you meant girl friend aggro, I was going to suggest getting a new one. |
Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2012.04.24 15:05:00 -
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Tell her that you have a new girlfriend. Her name is "Eve". CCP Sreegs is my favorite developer. |
Scrindle Kavees
Fuzzy Wuzzy Pink and Cudley Unicorn Brigade
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Posted - 2012.04.24 15:08:00 -
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You need a p-enis hardener. |
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
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Posted - 2012.04.24 15:10:00 -
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Karadion wrote:You can't avoid Goonswarm Federation agro.
... LOL! ... Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |
Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
646
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Posted - 2012.04.24 15:10:00 -
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Serge Bastana wrote:Tech 2 missile to the face. Sorted.
OP is Minmatar, therefore a sensible strategy could be:
1) Check the GF's AI: is her a basic Angel? Or annoying perma-jam b!tching Guristas? Or Elite Drone AI? Or Sleeper? In the last case just slam her on bed and Sleep her.
2) Web her from outside her wallet NOS range.
3) Try staying at safe range, orbiting at 30 Km if she's fat enough.
4) Overheat your bit, fat point. Use Vaselite Paste in case you need a fix.
5) Shoot with artillery at leisure. Go for a steady approach, remember the best approach is K.I.S.S. Auditing | Collateral holding and insurance | Consulting | PLEX for Good Charity
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Misunderstood Genius
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.04.24 15:11:00 -
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Make Love, not EVE. |
Haseo Antares
Production N Destruction INC. The Last Chancers.
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Posted - 2012.04.24 15:14:00 -
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Bury your face between her thighs for a while and see what happens. Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼a«£¦¬¦P¦¬a«£Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼ n+ñn+ín+¡n+«n++n++n++ n+¦n+¿n+¬n+¦ n+ún+»n+¡n+¡n+Ñn+«n+¦ n+¬n+¦ n+ªn+ín+«n+ún+¦n+ü. Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼a«£¦¬¦P¦¬a«£Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼ |
stoicfaux
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Posted - 2012.04.24 15:17:00 -
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Use a proxy server, i.e. get your girlfriend a boyfriend to keep her busy when you're playing Eve.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Akrasjel Lanate
Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.24 15:36:00 -
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Karadion wrote:You can't avoid Goonswarm Federation agro.
Yea, you guys need to get out out of you parents basement. |
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2012.04.25 02:20:00 -
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one thing I learned is that you should never try a neutral repper to help with GF aggro because then she'll Cyno her entire alliance in while scrambing you To the whiners : CCP Soundwave "Incursions are not a big issue in terms of isk globally" |
Degren
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.25 02:29:00 -
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Klotzak wrote:Malcanis wrote:Stop playing EVE, go out with your mates every night, come home at 3AM stinking of booze, smoke and cheap perfume and after a week or so she'll be more than happy for you to just play EVE. Trying to get her into eve atm xD
All that will do is bring her into your "me time"
Just punch her in the face and be done with it.
And by punch her in the face I mean make her dinner and buy her the newest season of Jersey Shore.
I assume she loves Jersey Shore, because I am sexist |
Aggressive Nutmeg
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Posted - 2012.04.25 02:37:00 -
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All the cheap girlfriend stereotypes and attitudes would suggest nobody here actually has a girlfriend.
Hard to believe.
But for the record, I use Defender missiles when the wife starts gobbing off at me from downstairs. Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana. |
scooter Kondur
Pyramid Celestial
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Posted - 2012.04.25 02:45:00 -
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I have been telling ppl the solution to this for years...very simple two words
go gay
find one that drinks same type of beer as you and approximate same size for maximum clothes sharing also if you find one that is also into eve you can have fun while having fun |
Dbars Grinding
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.25 02:56:00 -
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tell her you think she gave you herpes. Worked for me. I have more space likes than you.-á |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.25 03:42:00 -
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And here I was thinking someone would make a jump freighter joke.
Oh well. Take all the tech Build all the titans Drop all the POSes
Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY |
XIRUSPHERE
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.04.25 04:53:00 -
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If she's getting all feisty make her laugh, if she keeps it up take a time out and give her some luffins. If she's a ***** then talk to her sensibly and establish where you stand on what you like to do. If she doesn't respect that rinse and repeat with a new one. The advantage of a bad memory is that one can enjoy the same good things for the first time several times.
One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear. |
scooter Kondur
Pyramid Celestial
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Posted - 2012.04.25 06:33:00 -
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XIRUSPHERE wrote:If she's getting all feisty make her laugh, if she keeps it up take a time out and give her some luffins. If she's a ***** then talk to her sensibly and establish where you stand on what you like to do. If she doesn't respect that rinse and repeat with a new one.
women are too much work, jut go gay and let yourself go |
Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
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Posted - 2012.04.25 07:00:00 -
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where's your sammich? |
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