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3ll3
Gallente Tranquillity Nation
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:02:00 -
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Edited by: 3ll3 on 20/02/2009 02:04:50 They say every one gets their fifteen min's of Fame I decided I would seek out my own, so organising holliday pay for my crew and my coleuges in TRANQ to look afterthings while I was gone I commenced on this Quest.
Figuring only the Pirates/Slavers and Nere-Do-Wellers get any Respect or Fame and a desire to acutaly get some recognition my self I decided to embark upon a serise of three endevers this last month that I have been away from my pod.
Here is the list I had made myself and how things turned out when I tried to compleat the list.
1. Deface or Vandalize.
I started this by drawing a bead and glasses upon the picture of the new Emperess of the Amarrian Empire, unfortunatly several Republic pilots where doing the same anmd where blamed for my one as well despite my attempts at confessing to doing it.
Undetered by this I traveled by Interbus to Federation space a Priest preaching and heckled him demanding he prove his word and calling for the Emperess to perform a strip tease in front of every one, unfortunatly I had forgot I was in Federation space and the gallentian crowd started to get keen on this idea joining in on the request.
Again I failed but I was not done yet I decided to up the game a notch and traveled to Amarr again by Interbus and through some black market dealing aquired a stun rifle since I didn't want to kill any one.
Unfortunatly once again my efforts where in vain, for on the day an amrrian clergy woman was going to speak I was locate din a far clock tower with a perfect shot at the woman but when I fired my tranqerlizer dart was intercepted by a snipers round.
Instead of being declaired a villen Iwas called a hero for saving the Clergy Womans life, the sniper turned out to be a discruntled slave and was later exicuted.
So it was starting to look like my first objective was fast becoming an Epic-Fail.
I ended up drawing a naked woman on one the ships owned by a member of the Imperial Crusade and declaired it as Objective met.
Just four more to go to become Natorous and have a little fame.
2. Pilage and Plunder Arrrrr!
This seemed easy enough so travling a few systems to Caldari Space I once more aquired a weapon this time a Tranqulizer Pistol and with this in hand entered the bank with a mask pulled over my face.
Unfortunatly some one else was robbing it and ended up having to tranq' the bank robbers, the local authorities called the masked person who had thwarted the robbery a hero.
Feeling some what sheepish about this I stole an apple only to latter leave the Isk to pay for it having felt to guilty afterwards.
The second Objective was an Epic-Fail.
3. Perform an Act of Piracy.
For this I went Republic Space again via Interbus and hired some thugs that looked the part from one the local seedy bars known for having mercenary pirates who hire out their survaces.
for a good week we planed and prepared to hold up and steal an Matari Freighter, the day finaly came and we stowed aboard, every thing went smoothly and well untill we opened up the cargo hold and found it was filled with slaves freshly caught and heading to Amarr Space.
We let them go it was then those I had hired where actualy Matari Customs Undercover Officers, it took me days to explain why I had hired them but I think they still bevelive me to be part of some anti-slave unit and just would pat me on the bacck and wink knowingly.
Telling me to say no more they understood.
So again I had failed in my attempted to aquire fame. Ho-Hum guess it was never meant to be.
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Graelyn
Amarr Order of Catharsis
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Posted - 2009.02.20 05:17:00 -
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*Graelyn wipes the smiles off his face*
There are higher things to aspire to in this world....
Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love does not conquer all. So let's do this thing. |
Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.02.20 07:47:00 -
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Myrhial shakes her head softly.
You can't simply force you fifteen minutes of fame to happen here and now.
Remember this: Pour a bucket of water over a stone and it will be unmoved. Drip water on a stone and you will slowly cause it to crack.
All great feats in history took long hours of preparation and depended on the seizing of that opportune moment when it presented itself.
CEO | Diary of a pod pilot |
Orun Erajen
Gallente The Cult of Aenebra
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Posted - 2009.02.20 11:00:00 -
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What in the name of the Ida is a Minuet? -----
Orun Erajen Now I Am Free |
Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.02.20 13:33:00 -
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Originally by: 3ll3 Unfortunatly once again my efforts where in vain, for on the day an amrrian clergy woman was going to speak I was locate din a far clock tower with a perfect shot at the woman but when I fired my tranqerlizer dart was intercepted by a snipers round
Could you repeat this consistantly?
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
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Tractus Vesica
Caldari Order of the Black Dragons
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Posted - 2009.02.20 14:59:00 -
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There are sooooooooo many spelling errors in this post its not even funny...
GRAMMAR ****S FTW!
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Tractus Vesica
Caldari Order of the Black Dragons
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:04:00 -
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Bump.
Wow.
Really?
You guys block the word
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Wtf? This is worse than the swear patrol douches on RS.
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3ll3
Gallente Tranquillity Nation
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Posted - 2009.02.20 20:15:00 -
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Edited by: 3ll3 on 20/02/2009 20:18:44
Mr Graelyn & Miss Arkenath I guess your right there *sighs* Guess My time will come one day.
Mr Erajen I belive it's the next thing after a second but before a hour.
MR Flux I don't know did you want me to?
Mr Vesica What is this GRAMMAR 'Ns' you speak off is it some kind of Religous Order?
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Pwett
QUANT Corp. QUANT Hegemony
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Posted - 2009.02.20 21:23:00 -
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Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath
Remember this: Pour a bucket of water over a stone and it will be unmoved. Drip water on a stone and you will slowly cause it to crack.
All great feats in history took long hours of preparation and depended on the seizing of that opportune moment when it presented itself.
Force that water through a small spigot at very high pressure and you can carve that rock into a bust of yours truly. _______________ <Q> QUANT Hegemony Item Database
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Orun Erajen
Gallente The Cult of Aenebra
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Posted - 2009.02.20 23:54:00 -
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Originally by: 3ll3 Mr Erajen I belive it's the next thing after a second but before a hour.
No, that's a "minute". A "minuet" is, apparently, according to GalNet, a Gallentean dance move. -----
Orun Erajen Now I Am Free |
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3ll3
Gallente Tranquillity Nation
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Posted - 2009.02.21 05:40:00 -
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Originally by: Orun Erajen
Originally by: 3ll3 Mr Erajen I belive it's the next thing after a second but before a hour.
No, that's a "minute". A "minuet" is, apparently, according to GalNet, a Gallentean dance move.
Then good sir, pray tell me if you know what it is why ask?
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