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Xython
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
697
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Posted - 2012.04.25 04:47:00 -
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Quote:This is going to be a difficult task, getting the parties to agree on quotas and the like. It should be easy enough for Mittens to control the CFC pets (those that don't tow the line, will find themselves reset and out the door). But what of those alliances in Tribute and Vale of the Silent? ISK always gets in the way of good sense.
Silly pubbie. Goons don't have pets. We have allies and friends who share our values.
Only failscading idiots like Raiden(dot) (may they burn in ... rest in peace) have "pets." |
Xython
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
697
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Posted - 2012.04.25 04:50:00 -
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looMin uS wrote:Alavaria Fera wrote:Lyrrashae wrote:I seem to remember when EVE had a higher class of villain, not this archetype of infantile meme-spewing basement-dwellers and their kid-ult godhead.
Whatever happened to those villains, the GHSC's, the Honorless Internet Jerks, TenTron and Company, to name just a few examples? We're spawn-camping BoB now, so I guess that would affect things. If I recall you never actually beat BoB...BoB beat BoB
Yes, but you're a particularly stupid sockpuppet alt, and no one cares what you think. |
Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
172
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Posted - 2012.04.25 04:52:00 -
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How do I get onto this goonswarm naughty list?
Hey Goons! You're momma is so fat that when she tried to dock into my Hel she didn't even fit Your momma is so dumb she got kicked out of the School for Applied Knowledge Yo momma is so fat she can't even float in space. |
Xython
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
697
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Posted - 2012.04.25 04:53:00 -
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Vaal Erit wrote:How do I get onto this goonswarm naughty list?
Hey Goons! You're momma is so fat that when she tried to dock into my Hel she didn't even fit Your momma is so dumb she got kicked out of the School for Applied Knowledge Yo momma is so fat she can't even float in space.
5/10 please try harder |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
455
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Posted - 2012.04.25 04:57:00 -
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Xython wrote:looMin uS wrote:If I recall you never actually beat BoB...BoB beat BoB Yes, but you're a particularly stupid sockpuppet alt, and no one cares what you think. That's true, I suppose. It was one of their own people that decided to push the button on us rather than some spy or such.
We'll never know what might have transpired if not for that. Perhaps they would be crushing everyone under the most elite fleets - Titan, Tengu and Abaddon.
Vaal Erit wrote:Yo momma is so fat she can't even float in space. I thought fat helps you float? Less dense than muscle/bone, certainly.
Xython wrote:You're momma is so fat that when she tried to dock into my Hel she didn't even fit Is she a supercapital? Because heh ~ Take all the tech Build all the titans Drop all the POSes
Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY |
Jonah Gravenstein
163
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Posted - 2012.04.25 05:15:00 -
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Meryl SinGarda wrote:As I stated in one of those behemoth threads almost a month ago - I used to not like The Mittani. I used to disagree with everything he stood for and I would lash out at him on the forums.
But that changed, once I slapped the derp out of my head. I came to understand what this is all really about and I think I may have found a new appreciation for things Goonswarm does.
So, yeah. I enjoyed the read this article provided.
I somewhat agree with this, personally I think that they're good for the game. They produce a shedload of content, make massive gaming headlines and lets be honest a game like Eve needs a good villain that everybody loves to hate on and Goonswarm fulfil the villain role with gusto and enthusiasm. War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
457
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Posted - 2012.04.25 05:26:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:They produce a shedload of content, make massive gaming headlines and lets be honest a game like Eve needs a good villain that everybody loves to hate on and Goonswarm fulfil the villain role with gusto and enthusiasm. Gusto and enthusiasm, that's one way to put it :)
Take all the tech Build all the titans Drop all the POSes
Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY |
Jonah Gravenstein
164
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Posted - 2012.04.25 05:37:00 -
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I would have gone with panache and esprit de corps but :french: War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
scooter Kondur
Pyramid Celestial
104
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Posted - 2012.04.25 06:24:00 -
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oh, mittani...yeah goons havent failed to deliver they have failed to impress, bunch of mindless mob muppets that are all trying to be cool by latching on to a fast talk snake oil sales man, give me 10k mindless minions and watch the **** i can pull...if botting is bannable because really the person isnt plying eve then mittani should be banne along with all his bot accounts because he just has them set on one fail macro |
Kestrix
UV Heavy Industries
22
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Posted - 2012.04.25 06:26:00 -
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Xython wrote:Vaal Erit wrote:How do I get onto this goonswarm naughty list?
Hey Goons! You're momma is so fat that when she tried to dock into my Hel she didn't even fit Your momma is so dumb she got kicked out of the School for Applied Knowledge Yo momma is so fat she can't even float in space. 5/10 please try harder
How did I do? I hope I got more than 5/10! |
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scooter Kondur
Pyramid Celestial
104
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Posted - 2012.04.25 06:28:00 -
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Kestrix wrote:Xython wrote:Vaal Erit wrote:How do I get onto this goonswarm naughty list?
Hey Goons! You're momma is so fat that when she tried to dock into my Hel she didn't even fit Your momma is so dumb she got kicked out of the School for Applied Knowledge Yo momma is so fat she can't even float in space. 5/10 please try harder How did I do? I hope I got more than 5/10! you get a cookie
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Ocih
Space Mermaids Somethin Awfull Forums
153
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Posted - 2012.04.25 06:32:00 -
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Ok, my turn to get on the Goon naughty list.
Goons aren't born. Thier fathers jerked off in flower pots and out came a bunch of blooming idiots. |
scooter Kondur
Pyramid Celestial
104
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Posted - 2012.04.25 06:34:00 -
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Ocih wrote:Ok, my turn to get on the Goon naughty list.
Goons aren't born. Thier fathers jerked off in flower pots and out came a bunch of blooming idiots.
im trying to decide how high yyou have to be to find that funny
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Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions Reckless Ambition
291
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Posted - 2012.04.25 06:36:00 -
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scooter Kondur wrote:Ocih wrote:Ok, my turn to get on the Goon naughty list.
Goons aren't born. Thier fathers jerked off in flower pots and out came a bunch of blooming idiots. im trying to decide how high yyou have to be to find that funny
Having a sense of humour helps--And I mean, one a bit more evolved than trying to get everyone to point at the fat kid and laugh, which is the go-to standard for most goons. The invention of ice-hockey is proof that Canada deserves to rule the world. Eh.
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Ocih
Space Mermaids Somethin Awfull Forums
153
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Posted - 2012.04.25 06:36:00 -
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scooter Kondur wrote:Ocih wrote:Ok, my turn to get on the Goon naughty list.
Goons aren't born. Thier fathers jerked off in flower pots and out came a bunch of blooming idiots. im trying to decide how high yyou have to be to find that funny
I meant it. |
Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
174
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Posted - 2012.04.25 06:47:00 -
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Xython wrote:Vaal Erit wrote:How do I get onto this goonswarm naughty list?
Hey Goons! You're momma is so fat that when she tried to dock into my Hel she didn't even fit Your momma is so dumb she got kicked out of the School for Applied Knowledge Yo momma is so fat she can't even float in space. 5/10 please try harder
Oh a tryhard? GB2 LoL tryhard
There, how was that. |
Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
23
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Posted - 2012.04.25 06:48:00 -
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Lyrrashae wrote:TL/DR: Meh. If these archetypical lowest Internet common denominators, these mindless maggots, these parasites who have created nothing original, these [...], known as Goonswarm are now the highest class of "villain" in EVE... ...Then maybe the sandbox is indeed, in trouble? I seem to remember when EVE had a higher class of villain, not this archetype of infantile meme-spewing basement-dwellers and their kid-ult godhead. Whatever happened to those villains, the GHSC's, the Honorless Internet Jerks, TenTron and Company, to name just a few examples? Have we truly become this banal? This shallow? This pathetic that all it takes to generate outrage is the likes of Goons?Good God... Fake-edit: I wonder if I should AFK cloak an on-grid from the Jita 4/4 CalNavy undock on "That Day" and just let FRAPS run? [/cynicism + increasing EVE- ennui]
......who the hell are they?
Granted, my EVE history is a bit (pretty damn) rusty pre-BoB, but aren't you forgetting Moo? MOO/M00, however it was spelled?
Xython wrote:Vaal Erit wrote: How do I get onto this goonswarm naughty list?
Hey Goons! You're momma is so fat that when she tried to dock into my Hel she didn't even fit Your momma is so dumb she got kicked out of the School for Applied Knowledge Yo momma is so fat she can't even float in space.
5/10 please try harder
Pinkie Pie sucks ass?
uh.....damn, I got nothing.and I really like Pinkie Pie too. Now I just feel bad. |
Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
570
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Posted - 2012.04.25 07:00:00 -
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If CCP DO step in, stop burn Jita, do things to oppose player driven content then the sandbox is over. Dont do it CCP, you know its wrong. Fix mechanics that are bad, dont force anyones playstyles out. Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |
Ryuichi Hiroki
EVE University Ivy League
2
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Posted - 2012.04.25 07:54:00 -
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Rico Minali wrote:If CCP DO step in, stop burn Jita, do things to oppose player driven content then the sandbox is over. Dont do it CCP, you know its wrong. Fix mechanics that are bad, dont force anyones playstyles out.
A huge concord fleet being ready and waiting could be justified quite easily |
Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
571
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Posted - 2012.04.25 07:55:00 -
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Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:Rico Minali wrote:If CCP DO step in, stop burn Jita, do things to oppose player driven content then the sandbox is over. Dont do it CCP, you know its wrong. Fix mechanics that are bad, dont force anyones playstyles out. A huge concord fleet being ready and waiting could be justified quite easily
you mean like they do when Sanshas fleets turn up in Empire? Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |
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Ryuichi Hiroki
EVE University Ivy League
2
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Posted - 2012.04.25 07:58:00 -
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Rico Minali wrote:Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:Rico Minali wrote:If CCP DO step in, stop burn Jita, do things to oppose player driven content then the sandbox is over. Dont do it CCP, you know its wrong. Fix mechanics that are bad, dont force anyones playstyles out. A huge concord fleet being ready and waiting could be justified quite easily you mean like they do when Sanshas fleets turn up in Empire?
If thousands of capsuleers have known about this happening for some time, it's likely that someone has tipped concord off. They've had plenty of time to prepare. |
Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
571
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Posted - 2012.04.25 07:59:00 -
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Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:Rico Minali wrote:Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:Rico Minali wrote:If CCP DO step in, stop burn Jita, do things to oppose player driven content then the sandbox is over. Dont do it CCP, you know its wrong. Fix mechanics that are bad, dont force anyones playstyles out. A huge concord fleet being ready and waiting could be justified quite easily you mean like they do when Sanshas fleets turn up in Empire? If thousands of capsuleers have known about this happening for some time, it's likely that someone has tipped concord off.
Concord will be coming anyway, expect to see thousands of them. Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |
Jonah Gravenstein
164
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Posted - 2012.04.25 08:01:00 -
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Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:Rico Minali wrote:If CCP DO step in, stop burn Jita, do things to oppose player driven content then the sandbox is over. Dont do it CCP, you know its wrong. Fix mechanics that are bad, dont force anyones playstyles out. A huge concord fleet being ready and waiting could be justified quite easily
A huge fleet of highsec dwellers would be much more fun though, even with a lack of coherent leadership a huge fleet should be able to give them a run for their money. Before any Goonswarm members sneer at this concept, look to the past and at your beginnings, you started out by fielding huge fleets of outmatched & outgunned frigates and cruisers against the bad guys of the time. This made you great, you stood up for yourselves and look where you are now, you're one of the most influential alliances in the game. War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Ryuichi Hiroki
EVE University Ivy League
2
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Posted - 2012.04.25 08:01:00 -
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Rico Minali wrote:Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:Rico Minali wrote:Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:Rico Minali wrote:If CCP DO step in, stop burn Jita, do things to oppose player driven content then the sandbox is over. Dont do it CCP, you know its wrong. Fix mechanics that are bad, dont force anyones playstyles out. A huge concord fleet being ready and waiting could be justified quite easily you mean like they do when Sanshas fleets turn up in Empire? If thousands of capsuleers have known about this happening for some time, it's likely that someone has tipped concord off. Concord will be coming anyway, expect to see thousands of them.
free st00f |
scooter Kondur
Pyramid Celestial
105
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Posted - 2012.04.25 08:05:00 -
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nt to late to apply ban hammer or let ccp alliance drop caps or or even better every time goon appears in jit athey fgetted teleported back to vfk |
Marlona Sky
Massive PVPness Psychotic Tendencies.
818
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Posted - 2012.04.25 08:12:00 -
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Another goon cry for attention thread.
The only thing we all can count on is that no matter what the outcome of anything the goons do/try/whatever; they will always claim the result was part of some master plan and call whatever it was a success. All the while pushing each other over trying to be the first to shout out some tired old meme in the process.
Remove local, structure mails and revamp the directional scanner! |
Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
24
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Posted - 2012.04.25 08:13:00 -
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Marlona Sky wrote:Another goon cry for attention thread.
The only thing we all can count on is that no matter what the outcome of anything the goons do/try/whatever; they will always claim the result was part of some master plan and call whatever it was a success. All the while pushing each other over trying to be the first to shout out some tired old meme in the process.
and that's why we love them. comedy, evilness, slapstick, all rolled into one. |
Jonah Gravenstein
164
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Posted - 2012.04.25 08:13:00 -
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scooter Kondur wrote:not to late to apply the ban hammer or let ccp alliance drop caps on them, or even better every time a goon appears in jita they get teleported back to vfk
FYP by translating it into readable English. Not that I actually agree, but it makes me cry to see people murdering a language the way some posters do.
War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Poetic Stanziel
The Fancy Hats Corporation
845
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Posted - 2012.04.25 13:17:00 -
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Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:A huge concord fleet being ready and waiting could be justified quite easily Do the University directors know that you're over here making an ass of yourself?
The STAIN Travel Bookmark Collection - 451 Bookmarks |
Krixtal Icefluxor
Bison - Ammatar Thunder Thundering Herd
596
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Posted - 2012.04.25 13:32:00 -
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Ghoest wrote:I wonder if he will throw another tantrum and pout on twitter.
That was my favorite part last time we saw him.
And I got, let's just say, 'an inability to access the forums for 2 weeks' for starting that GD Thread pointing to those hilarious Tweets. I guess I took one for the 'team' ? There isn't anything left for you to do to Carebears. -áGo, kill them some more. They're like fungus or bacteria, they won't die and they won't stop. All you have to show for years of organized harassment campaigns against them is ... nothing. |
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