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Jack Dubrow
The Drekla Consortium
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Posted - 2009.03.16 02:52:00 -
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LOCATION: MAI, DOMAIN REGION
Proudly announcing to the members of this tabloid ridden article of the forums that the Republic of Mai is prospering greatly. As the days go on our republic grows stronger and fears none that have made threats to us.
Our markets continue to grow. Our income continues to prosper. Ransoms continue to not be honored. Players continue to leave via respawn. Industry continues to prosper. Marketing and public relations work prospers. Green cards and visas continue to be issued daily to new citizens. Your family wants to move here.
We are here to tell you that we enjoy the your business in all its forms. Feel free to stop in for a visit as the weeks and days go on. Many services and commodities can be procured within Mai! All endorsed by the Republic of Mai.
Do you need to travel southward? Perhaps you may use our traveling services via capital ship. For a small fee we can guarantee you safety as you jump your commodities through our space.
Maybe you would like to mine our asteroid belts? With the best fleet in the Domain region, the Republic of Mai Defense Fleet, we can guarantee that those pesky hostile people will not be able to get near you (for a small fee)!
Maybe you would like to traverse our wormholes? No, we'll kill you if you go near our wormholes.
Maybe you want to run a plex? Sure thing! For a small fee we can pass the rights to a plex to you! Yes, you!
Visit Mai today! A word of caution though: if those seeking to procure the Republic of Mai's assets through means that do not involve monetary compensation or proper purchasing practices (since C&P is full of a bunch of scumbags), then you will be murdered ruthlessly.
Visit today (or right now). ---
Let all of it fall to the ground and burn with what we can not smell! |
ridik ulass
The Accursed
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Posted - 2009.03.16 02:54:00 -
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this tread is now about wormholes
Blood on my torp or isk in my wallet
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ol gil
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Posted - 2009.03.16 02:55:00 -
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Originally by: Valoche Mrehl Hello everyone. Long time listener, first time poster. Wanted to share a little story with ya'll. It's PG so the kiddies can stay up late, if moms alright with that. This tale starts in a galaxy far far away with a midget, and a prober.
corpchat>Guys! I think we can make money in here.
Now, Fear Inc is not about the isk. We are pansy, station-camping, blobbing low sec pirates most of the time and the idea of the unknown and uncertainty surrounding wormholes left many of our pilots with cold feet. Boredom racking in the cash from our renters and a general lack of balls from our opponents led a few of us inside...
corpchat> Wtf do you mean we need battleships? corpchat> That rat just hit me for 2k from 100km! corpchat> Can anyone gas mine? Industry?!?
We were out of our element to say the least. Thankfully, as fate would have it, we decided to stick to it a little longer. Our pilots are pvp pilots and our scan buttons are well worn. The Vexor was scanned down in seconds and we had it in structure before you could blink. 2009 character, bleh.. maybe we can get a small ransom by scaring him with getting stuck.
corpchat> Stop Firing! We are ransoming! Stop it now!
But the squirmy little bastard ejected and warped off. Fear Inc up one Vexor (poorly fit). That catch gets our hopes up and we decide to risk a wee logistic run, bringing in some goodies and clearing out the anomalies. Trade alts check prices on some drops and it starts to look like there might be money in this venture. More than a little bit and those cold feet are warming.
We've got a small wing stuck out in bumflock nowhere now and the initial sheen from that silver-lining is quickly fading as the signatures dry up and we, blob/station pvp aficionados, are remembering why we didn't want to come out in the first place and our first wormhole was long gone. We are pvp pilots though and old habits die hard.
corpchat> Paladin on scan! corpchat> Where? Get probes out corpchat> He is moving around! Planet IX!!! 15 degree. Go Go Go! corpchat> He is here! Pointed! Does he have friends?
We were certain it was a tarp. Any second we expected the hammer to fall, but a marauder kill is a marauder kill. Nothing came. Paladin's tank started to drop. It wasnt tanking that much. A few bs and support but the armor was melting away. Where were his friends?
Nothing came and structure. He was going down hard. The wreck netted about 4 bil in deadspace and officer mods.
A little bit about the author. I like to smack in local. It's fun. Wormhole space is a conundrum. If I smack in local, everyone sees me. Well, I had to and the paladin pilot and I exchanged some words. He left in a bit of a rage. About a half hour later I get a convo.
Paladin> 400mil for the mods. Me> They are worth Mores! -bartering- Paladin> I pay 500mil now, 500mil once I get faction lootz Me> Deal!
I am now 500 mil richer and corp has new jump freighter. Back home collecting rent and griefing newbies on stations.
[ 2009.03.15 05:33:55 ] Ryan Darkwolf > so glad you honored your half of the agreement....dont worry though, im sure some people would love to get ahold of your corpse. have a nice day
My bounty is the same :-( (if you liked this, add to my bounty!)
nice
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K1RTH G3RS3N
Haunted House BROTHERS GRIM.
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Posted - 2009.03.16 02:56:00 -
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Originally by: ridik ulass this tread is now about wormholes
nerf wormholes!
Originally by: Jorafai Should you be the target, get hit in the backside without feeling it. And then die.
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Venetian Tar
Violation of Freedom Kraftwerk.
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Posted - 2009.03.16 02:57:00 -
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Originally by: K1RTH G3RS3N
Originally by: ridik ulass this tread is now about wormholes
nerf wormholes!
imo*
(It looks like i'm stalking you )
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kikishi kintaro
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.03.16 02:58:00 -
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Originally by: K1RTH G3RS3N
Originally by: ridik ulass this tread is now about wormholes
nerf wormholes!
QFT
also I ment to ask but someone else did b4 me so to re iterate
Originally by: z0de Anyone managed to work out how they work? Last night My corp and I got in to a few skirmishes at wormholes, and both gangs were jumping back and forth alot whilst: aggressed scrambled engaged after just jumping in gcc'd in structure
Then a few of us got some sort of timer preventing us from jumping for 2 minutes, we lost a few ships, nothing major but still a bit lame. Right now it seems random just like some stargates denning you for no reason. Has anyone experienced this or can they shed some light on it?
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K1RTH G3RS3N
Haunted House BROTHERS GRIM.
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Posted - 2009.03.16 03:00:00 -
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Originally by: Venetian Tar
Originally by: K1RTH G3RS3N
Originally by: ridik ulass this tread is now about wormholes
nerf wormholes!
imo*
(It looks like i'm stalking you )
lol
or am i stalking YOU?
hahaaaa.....
Originally by: Jorafai Should you be the target, get hit in the backside without feeling it. And then die.
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Jack Dubrow
The Drekla Consortium
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Posted - 2009.03.16 03:02:00 -
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Whether you are stalking him or not is irrelevant.
Your presence in Mai on the other hand is non-existent. Perhaps you would like to take a short vacation? The Republic of Mai is a bountiful place to spend your money. ---
Let all of it fall to the ground and burn with what we can not smell! |
ridik ulass
The Accursed
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Posted - 2009.03.16 03:05:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Dubrow wormhole wormhole wormhole wormhole wormholw warmhole wermhole wormholew wormhole wormhole wormholew.
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never truer words have been spoken
Blood on my torp or isk in my wallet
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K1RTH G3RS3N
Haunted House BROTHERS GRIM.
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Posted - 2009.03.16 03:24:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Dubrow Whether you are stalking him or not is irrelevant.
Your presence in Mai on the other hand is non-existent. Perhaps you would like to take a short vacation? The Republic of Mai is a bountiful place to spend your money.
feel like flying all the way out to 0.0 and picking me up?
well call it a date ;)
Originally by: Jorafai Should you be the target, get hit in the backside without feeling it. And then die.
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Kavu
Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2009.03.16 07:02:00 -
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this thread is now about the next posters bum.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.03.16 07:14:00 -
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YAY! NOT a kublai alt. Honest! Also, I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. |
Agah Khan
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Posted - 2009.03.16 07:21:00 -
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Lana I didn't know you had your very own homless person. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This is Le Poupon, If you're reading this I alt alt posted and f'd it up again.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.03.16 07:23:00 -
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Originally by: Agah Khan Lana I didn't know you had your very own homless person.
I do! His name is frank and I feed him and stuff. But i don't hug him because he smells a bit. I think that's because he doesn't clean up after himself. NOT a kublai alt. Honest! Also, I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. |
Requiescat
Celestial Apocalypse
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Posted - 2009.03.16 09:36:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Dubrow Maybe you would like to traverse our wormholes? No, we'll kill you if you go near our wormholes.
lold -+-
let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.03.16 10:15:00 -
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Does this need to be dealt with again? This will be dealt with. |
Jack Dubrow
The Drekla Consortium
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Posted - 2009.03.16 14:03:00 -
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Originally by: Larkonis Trassler Does this need to be dealt with again?
Perhaps this time you will stay longer? We have plenty of beaches and lovely people to converse with while you browse our shopping centers and experience the finest public relations work in Domain region.
The Mai V station is being upgraded as we speak to include the largest shopping mall in all of Domain region. ---
Let all of it fall to the ground and burn with what we can not smell! |
JgGravy
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Posted - 2009.03.22 02:52:00 -
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I remember my days in Mai, running around shooting people. All around being a pain in the but of pod pilots everywhere. But the new group in there is a blast, even had a hauler blown up on the way out, and eve-mailed my killer of a new player coming in.
Good place to cause some trouble, but last night i went to go check in and see who was around. There was one person afk in the station....
Look forward to seeing you guys around in the future.
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A wiseman
The Drekla Consortium
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Posted - 2009.03.22 09:20:00 -
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jack dubrow for csm
contact sob connors for workers permits travel papers etc
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Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.03.22 09:30:00 -
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Originally by: A wiseman jack dubrow for csm
contact sob connors for workers permits travel papers etc
Quick question:
In what way are you different from a wiseguy? ----------sig------------------------- A Higher grade of posting
Originally by: CCP Mitnal Beware of the revenge of elves for the non-believers.
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Lyris Nairn
Caldari Path Of The Cursed
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Posted - 2009.03.22 11:55:00 -
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Originally by: Le Poupon
Originally by: A wiseman jack dubrow for csm
contact sob connors for workers permits travel papers etc
Quick question:
In what way are you different from a wiseguy?
When a wiseguy and a wiseman speak of insurance, they're talking about entirely different things.
With all my Love, 'Little Cinnamon'
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Grek Forto
Malevolent Intentions Dark Solar Empire
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Posted - 2009.03.22 14:02:00 -
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Mai is a joke. A pocket system full of joke.
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IHaveTenFingers
Caldari ADVANCED Combat and Engineering Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2009.03.23 05:50:00 -
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Can we hotdrop you again? It was pretty funny last time.
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PrivateersPhucker
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Posted - 2009.03.23 09:01:00 -
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Originally by: ridik ulass this tread is now about wormholes
Can I use your hole?
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Nexus Kinnon
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.03.23 09:43:00 -
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Originally by: IHaveTenFingers Can we hotdrop you again? It was pretty funny last time.
heh yeah... so we can't handle an even fight and are getting our arses kicked out of delve.... want us to hotdrop you again so we can feel like we're not incompetent wastes of spaces?? guess not... owned much little lowsec pirate corp??? cant handle a lil hotdrop from a big alliance?? no?? thought not.. heh.
(ps I looked this up while I was making this post and I found the members graph pretty funny)
Quote: It is unseemly when a player becomes a self-congratulatory poastaholic
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Mickey Simon
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.03.23 11:24:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon (ps I looked this up while I was making this post and I found the members graph pretty funny)
Hey! That graph is actually pretty neat!
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