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NotLong ForThisLife
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Posted - 2009.03.17 01:48:00 -
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As always, a hilarious post.
If you're eleven years old.
Originally by: Franga Hey, hey! Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Give me attention!
Yep, that about sums it up.
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Nexus Kinnon
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2009.03.17 01:51:00 -
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It's hardly my fault if SJ chooses to post stories rife with inaccuracies and I have to point them out? Maybe he should look to writing more truthfully in the future eh?
Originally by: Sol'Kanar I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
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Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.03.17 01:51:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones
...have gone too far, stripping our woods and abusing our strippers.
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Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2009.03.17 01:56:00 -
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The news reports remind me of the "Galaxy News Network" updates from Master of Orion II --
Originally by: CCP Oveur Just donęt forget the reach-around.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.03.17 10:47:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 17/03/2009 10:47:45 Hmm, seems that posting some light entertainment on the forums, that is in DIRE need of some chillpills, is "gay and attention seeking", where "this is wrong in EVE! Wah!" threads are "reasonable requests"
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Piran Eligius
The Merovingians
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Posted - 2009.03.17 11:32:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 17/03/2009 10:47:45 Hmm, seems that posting some light entertainment on the forums, that is in DIRE need of some chillpills, is "gay and attention seeking", where "this is wrong in EVE! Wah!" threads are "reasonable requests"
An Open Letter to the SJBS Editorial Department:
Don't let the naysayers get you down Sheriff Jones. They're just bitter about not getting paid by Allied Security System for their attempted defense. Apparently there are large amounts of resentment and continued disgruntlement about the hammering they got by the Coalition of Caldari Killers. And then getting stiffed by Allied Security System as well. I'm sure you understand their resentment.
They finally discovered that working with Allied Security Systems or with the Coalition of Caldari Killers for iskies is perhaps not the best way to earn extra money.
Keep bringing it as it is Sheriff Jones! |
Ooyama
Caldari Rastana CMP Motivated and Determined
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Posted - 2009.03.17 12:07:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon It's hardly my fault if SJ chooses to post stories rife with inaccuracies and I have to point them out? Maybe he should look to writing more truthfully in the future eh?
Did you ever consider that someone could have a long history of providing ENTERTAINMENT to RELIEVE a sometimes HATEFULL TONE in here?? oh wai,, *looks at Nexus's comment* i guess that's something that'd pass ur intellect by,,
SJ,, i missed ur posts after u abandoned the CCP-shop,,, PLS don't let the smacktards kill this one !!
"Yama".
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.03.17 12:15:00 -
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Oh i'm not letting it die, nor do i mind the hatemail
Just had to point out the irony
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
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Posted - 2009.03.17 16:09:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 17/03/2009 10:47:45 Hmm, seems that posting some light entertainment on the forums, that is in DIRE need of some chillpills, is "gay and attention seeking", where "this is wrong in EVE! Wah!" threads are "reasonable requests"
You might want to check your spamfilter, since it seems you missed the memo.
Originally by: THE memo
TO: All
FROM: The head of the Department of International Cheerfulness Killers
It has come to our attention, that some of you have been trying to make connections to other people, trying to create a lighthearted atmosphere and generally trying to enjoy life. This has to stop immediately. We need you to live your life without joy or without making meaningful connections to other people. As always we encourage you to dissuade such behavior in other people too.
We are aware, that most of you can't keep doing this your whole life without deciding to go insane and trying to do harm to the people around you, but we must stress the importance of this behavior in maintaining a hostile and miserable atmosphere for everyone.
Those few, that manage to trudge through your lives and stay sane, can take comfort in the knowledge, that you didn't effect the world or other people in any positive way and the only people who care about your demise, will be your children and other blood relatives. I'm sure it will also be of some solace, that even your own children will not care about your passing and will be more troubled by the question: "How could anyone have children with a joyless, soulless husk like that old bastard?".
Thank you for your attention.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.03.17 17:19:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 17/03/2009 17:26:49 Welcome to SJBS news!
Trouble at a remote Khanid Construction yard today as a flick of the switch caused a danger for the workers. According to our sources, an engineer known to his peers as "Big Jack" was fixing the Khanid ship painting array. He accidentally flicked the wrong switch, which caused high voltage to surge through the system. The Jack then tried to fix the live wire and managed to do so in the nick of time, before a critical meltdown.
The plant managed said, quote; "Jack had always been a problem child and he's on borrowed time as it is. No need to keep a stiff upper lip about it though, it's not like the house is on fire or anything."
Several patches of the Khanid ships got accidentally the wrong color on them, but luckily the machine didn't have time to sink the pink deep into the metal and according to the logistics department, the ships should be back in black in no time.
Plant manager told us;
"We just have to go down there, work hard as a rock and get those ships alright tonight. We're on borrowed time as it is, these ships were meant to be down at the borderline this week."
A plant worker who had been attaching heatseeker programs on the ship computers, used mainly in FOF missiles, told us, quote;
"It was like a thunderstruck that would shake your foundations and i thought i was on a highway to hell right then and there. But that's the job, always playing with TNT."
This is SJBS news, bringing it as it is.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
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Miss Emopants
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Posted - 2009.03.19 14:51:00 -
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LOL Funny. I'm pretty sure I'm not fully getting all of the jokes that are in this thread when I read, but the jokes I do get are great! Keep it up, Sheriff! ^_^
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.03.19 15:58:00 -
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Part of the fun is to get the joke hidden deep in the I-Space that is my mind
But if no one gets that last one i'm never posting again
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Angel Lightbringer
Caldari Nexus Shipyards
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Posted - 2009.03.19 17:08:00 -
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Aussie native or only a fan?
I don't want to give too much hints about it... If I'm right..
-Angel |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.03.19 17:11:00 -
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Originally by: Angel Lightbringer Aussie native or only a fan?
I don't want to give too much hints about it... If I'm right..
A big fan
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Angel Lightbringer
Caldari Nexus Shipyards
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Posted - 2009.03.19 17:21:00 -
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well, I Stand Up again, and hint something else: -20-
Let alone some delusional repetitions...
And speaking of which, maybe get Back in Business and finish your story? :)
-Angel |
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