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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.20 22:44:00 -
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Mixed Metaphor corporation needs you to voulenteer to defend the Federation. If you are interested in combat, a target-rich environment and war against a force that outnumbers you, then Mixed Metaphor is most definetely for you. Mixed Metaphor is dedicated to the defence of the Federation by any means neccessary, and thusly we are willing to accept nearly anyone to our ranks. The only requirements we have of you:
- Non-negative Gallente Federation standing - Ability to work in a group of individuals diverse in terms of tactics, skill level and ship preference. - Ability to follow orders eagerly, even in the face of danger. - The dedication to succeed.
There are no skill requirements. As long as you can fly a frigate in combat, Mixed Metaphor will take you onboard. As long as you're willing to take advice on how you should fit your ship and what you should train for, we'll recruit you. As long as you can fly in a fleet, you're welcome.
I will not lie to you. If you are the type of person who gets disheartened after couple of ship losses, Mixed Metaphor is not the corporation for you. If you are the type of person who will only fight a battle he's guaranteed to win, Mixed Metaphor is not the corporation for you. If you are the type of person who can't tolerate constantly being in a warzone, Mixed Metaphor is not the corporation for you.
But.
If you are the type of person who'll take bigger risks to double his gains, Mixed Metaphor is the corporation for you. If you find the idea of never being in a position of even relative safety exciting, Mixed Metaphor is the corporation for you. If you can lose a 200 million ISK battleship and then come back ten minutes later in a ship, any ship, even a T1 cruiser, just to laugh at the people who blew up your pride and joy - then Mixed Metaphor is most definetely the corporation for you.
We aim to assemble a large force of motivated, competent combat pilots who are able to work well as a team. You will be expected to fight for the corporation, and often, but most importantly we want people to join Mixed Metaphor because they enjoy fighting, and because they find being at war with a large enemy force fun. We are willing to assist new pilots with getting acquainted with EVE Online and help players who need money to become self-sufficient.
Recruitment office is open in Intaki III - Pend Insurance Investment Bank, and we will be setting up offices in Eglennaert and Amoderia soon. Join Mixed Metaphor today. Bring no ships ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.21 13:46:00 -
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First in what is likely to be many daily bumps. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Vincent Pryce
Gallente Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.03.21 13:57:00 -
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I support this product, lots of good times to be had with Andreus & Crew
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Selkie Lochlan
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Posted - 2009.03.22 01:34:00 -
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Bump for friends.
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Syn Fatelyng
Caldari Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2009.03.22 04:44:00 -
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Bump from a future war dec dropper
"Oh thats what Sentry Guns do"
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Burseg Sardaukar
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Posted - 2009.03.22 04:53:00 -
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LOL war?
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.22 14:10:00 -
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Thanks for the free bumps chaps. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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BloodBird
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.22 16:54:00 -
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Join us. The worst that can happend is that you leave to do something else. Might as well try it, for all you know, you will love it
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Vincent Pryce
Gallente Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.03.23 00:37:00 -
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Bumpzilla!
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Funkcikle
Gallente DEATHFUNK Doctrine.
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Posted - 2009.03.23 02:58:00 -
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Free bump for a fine fellow and his crew
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Burseg Sardaukar
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Posted - 2009.03.23 04:52:00 -
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ok..... well... i guess my original message was offensive. so i completely support the reforming of Mixed Metaphor!
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Brusanan
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2009.03.23 04:57:00 -
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Remember to get your Docking skills and Corp Jumping skills to 5.
Very nice recruitment post. But in practice, Mixed Metaphor does the exact opposite of what Andreus claims.
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Syn Fatelyng
Caldari Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2009.03.23 04:59:00 -
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Originally by: BloodBird Join us. The worst that can happend is that you leave to do something else. Might as well try it, for all you know, you will love it
When you do Leave Mixed Metaphor you can Come Join Smerg
"Oh thats what Sentry Guns do"
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Burseg Sardaukar
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Posted - 2009.03.23 05:01:00 -
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Originally by: Syn Fatelyng
Originally by: BloodBird Join us. The worst that can happend is that you leave to do something else. Might as well try it, for all you know, you will love it
When you do Leave Mixed Metaphor you can Come Join Smerg
and then You Can Capitalize all kinds of Words in Sentences that Don't need It.
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Comm Pic
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Posted - 2009.03.23 05:08:00 -
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wait whos mixed metaphor or how ever you spell.....wait checking killboard....oo those guys...yep pls join the more to pop the better
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Comm Pic
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Posted - 2009.03.23 05:08:00 -
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Edited by: Comm Pic on 23/03/2009 05:08:20
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BloodBird
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.23 13:21:00 -
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Thanks guys, I love you too.
Who are you again?
Join us, we don't bite... much.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.23 17:29:00 -
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It's almost like this thread became self-bumping. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
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Posted - 2009.03.23 20:12:00 -
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Cleaned.
Please do not troll recruitment threads.
Please ensure one nominated bumpee per thread and friendly bumps are not allowed.
Mitnal Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Email |
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.24 06:52:00 -
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Is it acceptable to have it bumped by different people if we only do it once every day? Last time I did these I kind of had an issue with forgetting them. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.25 18:07:00 -
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I'll just leave this here. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.29 06:27:00 -
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God it's only been a week and I'm already forgetting to bump this. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.30 18:14:00 -
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Yay. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.31 14:16:00 -
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I'm actually getting way better at remembering to bump these. |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.04.02 13:50:00 -
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Except not. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor The Astral Storm
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Posted - 2009.04.03 11:50:00 -
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I wonder what's the best time of day to bump a recruitment thread. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor Council Member, Astral Storm Alliance
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Nathan Harrow
Caldari Duty.
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Posted - 2009.04.03 12:10:00 -
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I Endorse this Product and/or service!
Free Bump for some good guys. (as Andreus keeps forgetting!)
Nathan Harrow Chief Mining Director Duty. Corp
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Seht Newton
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Posted - 2009.04.03 18:24:00 -
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Edited by: Seht Newton on 03/04/2009 18:24:40 bump
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