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Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2011.09.16 22:58:00 -
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so ahh.....hmmmm.....where are the husband and kids at today? |
Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2011.09.16 23:08:00 -
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I guess I'll see ya out in the yard. BTW, what are you in for? |
Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2011.09.17 02:42:00 -
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Douche! Green beyotches all over this constellation, and you gotta spike MY drink. |
Foodpimp
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Posted - 2011.09.17 04:00:00 -
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Ager Agemo wrote:Ooooh yes...., want again babe?
No...no no no...once was enough. And for Christ sakes, would ya turn off Spartacus! I am not going to wear that bedsheet toga for you again. |
Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2011.09.18 00:53:00 -
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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gun report*
*me hitting floor"
"Information Agent's carpet is ruined" |
Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2011.09.18 01:08:00 -
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Lifts up sheets....looks down
So...you're a pod pilot and you can't afford a razor? |
Foodpimp
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Posted - 2011.09.18 03:40:00 -
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Cynter DeVries wrote:Did you know you bite in your sleep? Until next time, hon.
Why do you smell like patchouli? |
Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2011.09.18 15:09:00 -
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Terra Mikael wrote:I...pitied da foo?
Yeah, say sorry about that. On the bright, I saved you a 100 dollar trip to the salon. |
Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2011.09.19 02:05:00 -
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Levarris Hawk wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Mr LaForge wrote:Grab my WW2 Japanese bayonet and use it for what its meant for instead of a wall decoration. Geordi? You can keep the goggles on next time.
So...to answer your question
No...the "Doughnut Hole" is not a bakery. |
Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2011.09.20 03:05:00 -
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@ Landrae
Ok...I didn't complain when you were on top....and that fact that your hair glows in the dark is kind of cool....But honestly, wearing the glasses during just creeped me the hell out. |
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Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2011.09.21 03:17:00 -
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Rellik B00n wrote:now get in the kitchen and fix me some food
I can't wait to tell all my friends that I just banged Venus Williams! |
Foodpimp
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Posted - 2011.09.23 06:28:00 -
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Aidan Brooder wrote:HEBDA was it? That was quite nice... Why don't you go make us some coffee?
You don't even look me in the back of the head anymore. |
Foodpimp
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Posted - 2011.09.24 03:16:00 -
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Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Oh god...Not again...
Ah hell....I just screwed Andy Warhol. |
Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2011.09.30 20:08:00 -
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Helios Aethon wrote:God damn, aviators really turn me on.
Christ....I'm Ned Beatty's character...aren't I? |
Foodpimp
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Posted - 2011.09.30 23:02:00 -
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Lharanai wrote:@Foodpimp AND Jo Browne
darn, one is drooling and the other snores
hmmm....just got diddled by Eva Braun |
Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2011.10.02 01:00:00 -
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quigibow wrote:why dear g-d would you!
Gomez Adams is gonna be pissed. |
Foodpimp
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Posted - 2011.10.02 02:25:00 -
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Unit XS365BT wrote:That tingling sensation is the infestation nanites doing their job. Welcome to Unit Commune.
I knew we had a connection the second I gazed longingly into your milky white cataracts. |
Foodpimp
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Posted - 2011.10.02 16:13:00 -
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:I know what you're thinking. "Did she fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Yes....Happy ending would be delightful, Thank you. |
Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2011.10.11 02:40:00 -
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Tes Schwarz wrote:Oh my...
Seriously...I just banged a chick with a Jennifer Aniston Haircut, a turtleneck and a cross-my-heart sports bra? F**K I hate coffee houses!!! |
Foodpimp
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Posted - 2011.10.15 02:23:00 -
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Aidan Brooder wrote:Phew, sergeant, you certainly knew the drill!
Christ....a Ginger. But only on top...god why? |
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