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LordOdysseus
The Hammer-Down Protocol The Hammer Down Protocol
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Posted - 2015.03.27 15:01:40 -
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Your eyes are like jewels,my princess.
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
The Hammer-Down Protocol The Hammer Down Protocol
84
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Posted - 2015.06.01 22:48:39 -
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Egad!
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
The Hammer-Down Protocol The Hammer Down Protocol
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Posted - 2015.06.11 15:31:24 -
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Matilda Cecilia Fock wrote:OK, but only if I can bring my pillow and we cuddle before, during and after! Well hi there,hot chocolate. :)
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
The Hammer-Down Protocol The Hammer Down Protocol
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Posted - 2015.06.18 22:48:21 -
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I could've sworn she looked different when I was drunk.
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
The Hammer-Down Protocol The Hammer Down Protocol
179
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Posted - 2015.06.22 15:29:49 -
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Senpai finally noticed me!
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
The Hammer-Down Protocol The Hammer Down Protocol
255
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Posted - 2015.07.07 11:19:25 -
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Ay caramba! what have I done?Where did the tattoo on your face came from?
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
279
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Posted - 2015.11.11 00:00:24 -
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Have you been working out in the gym lately?
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
595
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Posted - 2015.12.07 18:54:33 -
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Shave that beard.It tickles when I try to kiss you on the cheek.
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
812
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Posted - 2015.12.15 00:01:18 -
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Satja Askariin wrote:As a Siebestor I feel obliged to ask you what kinds of special gadgets do you have in those arms of yours?
As much gadgets as Inspector Gadget's gadgets.
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
1106
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Posted - 2015.12.21 01:32:36 -
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You haven't melted? But you told me you were made of chocolate!
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
3441
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Posted - 2016.03.03 23:29:12 -
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you're even more beautiful when I'm sober.
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
4361
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Posted - 2016.03.30 13:41:30 -
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Are you still my chocolate?
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
4511
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Posted - 2016.04.02 19:15:19 -
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where is my breakfast,hun?
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
4628
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Posted - 2016.04.05 18:44:18 -
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Jackpot!
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
5008
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Posted - 2016.04.14 09:47:55 -
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Lets break the rules again.Shall we?
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
5100
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Posted - 2016.04.15 22:20:26 -
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You have dots on your face.Go wash it,dear.
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
5272
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Posted - 2016.04.19 13:42:21 -
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Next hottie please.
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
5521
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Posted - 2016.04.23 16:30:20 -
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brunette again
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
5542
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Posted - 2016.04.23 20:34:54 -
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Oh,yes.
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
5818
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Posted - 2016.04.28 14:17:01 -
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You're addicted to me,aren't you?
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
5965
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Posted - 2016.05.01 18:44:01 -
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WAKE UP! 5 minutes have passed already. You'll be late...........to make me breakfast in bed. *violently shakes Lasisha back and forth*
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
6203
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Posted - 2016.05.09 18:20:03 -
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That was me,hun.
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
6207
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Posted - 2016.05.09 22:23:34 -
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That is possible.....or not.
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
6338
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Posted - 2016.05.14 11:35:25 -
[24] - Quote
Yeah,whatever.
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
7700
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Posted - 2016.07.11 17:11:40 -
[25] - Quote
Enjoying your chains?
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
Skyfang Inc.
7985
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Posted - 2016.07.29 17:06:55 -
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Get your s**t and get out.You're done.NO! I ALREADY FIRED YOU! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
AirHogs Zulu People
8675
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Posted - 2016.09.01 18:51:32 -
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*confused look* What now?
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
AirHogs Zulu People
9081
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Posted - 2016.09.28 15:42:30 -
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Our last night touched me deeply so I wrote a poem:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I went to bed with a redhead last night, So who the hell are you?
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
AirHogs Zulu People
9591
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Posted - 2016.10.09 13:44:26 -
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Yum yum!
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
AirHogs Zulu People
9619
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Posted - 2016.10.10 17:10:29 -
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*dry humps*
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
AirHogs Zulu People
9634
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Posted - 2016.10.11 11:34:19 -
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Just tea,thank you.
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
10801
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Posted - 2016.12.08 19:03:16 -
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*brings chains*
Do chains and whips excite you?
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
10844
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Posted - 2016.12.09 23:05:06 -
[33] - Quote
*catches the bottle and puts it on the nightstand* My darling.........here! Have a cigarette so your nerves can calm down.
If fire doesn't solve your problem,you're not using enough.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
10878
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Posted - 2016.12.11 02:56:49 -
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Phew! Right gender this time......right gender.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
10945
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Posted - 2016.12.12 18:39:17 -
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And you belong to meeeeee! Oh the food chain!
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
11002
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Posted - 2016.12.13 15:36:21 -
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GET OVER HERE!
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
11358
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Posted - 2016.12.25 20:09:43 -
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Avaunt you foul demon! AVAUNT! *makes a cross sign with his index fingers*
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
11582
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Posted - 2017.01.02 22:32:16 -
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I love myself, I want you to love me When I feel down, I want you above me I search myself, I want you to find me I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Ooh, I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no...................
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
11660
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Posted - 2017.01.06 23:16:33 -
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Hello? Is this room service? Yes,I ordered a woman,not a man. Please come and take him away asap.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
11965
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Posted - 2017.01.26 00:17:11 -
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I'll keep this clone of yours for....for scientific purposes,yes,that's it.thank you!
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
12246
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Posted - 2017.02.08 20:03:10 -
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I think you are wearing my goggles.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
12306
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Posted - 2017.02.10 19:39:27 -
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#nohomo
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
12344
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Posted - 2017.02.11 17:25:04 -
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My arms are equipped with SensationSensorsGäó version 4.3.7. They can sense included,but not limited to touch,heat,moisture,electromagnetism,electricity,air pressure and much more...
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
12368
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Posted - 2017.02.13 14:09:25 -
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I always love breakfast in bed! I'll be waiting here dear.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
13490
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Posted - 2017.02.25 14:27:27 -
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You can do whatever you want babe.Just lemme sleep for 5 more minutes.....Zzzzzzzz........
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
13514
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Posted - 2017.02.26 18:16:32 -
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...... (snore)
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
14255
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Posted - 2017.03.24 16:44:58 -
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Did I ever tell you that your cologne smells fantastic?
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
15263
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Posted - 2017.04.12 20:46:16 -
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You slept with your beer-goggles on last night,mate.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
AirHogs Zulu People
16279
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Posted - 2017.05.03 01:03:22 -
[49] - Quote
FeelsGoodMan
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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LordOdysseus
AirHogs Zulu People
16986
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Posted - 2017.05.16 00:44:09 -
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Let's play rock,paper,scissors on who will prepare the breakfast in bed.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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