Hel Schatgraver
Draconian Enforcers Available To Hire Dark Phoenix Rising.
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Posted - 2012.05.04 04:02:00 -
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I may or may not have copypasta'd my CL ad. But essentially, yeah. ADMIN/DEV/MODS: If this is like against ToS or something, lemme know. I didn't see a rules bit stickied in this forum, so I just did it, Nike Style.
o/ Hello there stranger!
I'm looking for a room mate! (Surprise!) I don't care what your gender is, or if you identify as any shade of *****, or anything along those lines. I do care if you play EVE, as it makes sure that we have _something_ to talk about.
And since to my knowledge, choice of Video Game Addiction is not a protected status under FHA, I'm allowed to be picky!
$400 gets you a 9' x 10' room, a bathroom of your very own, as well as access to the large living room, balcony, and kitchen. It covers utilities, including Xfinity Blast (25-30 Mbps dedi lines, 250GB/mo combined up/down cap). AND IT'S LESS THAN ONE BLOCK FROM THE BLUE LINE MAX! HUZZAH!
The unit is located in the Windsor Court Apartments, and you would have to pass all of their vetting and background-related checks, though on top of theirs I also have some stipulations. I must meet you beforehand. This is a 12 month lease, and I'm not going on a blind date here. You must be willing to: - Clean up after yourself - Sign an anti-leasejumper agreement (which I will also sign) holding you/me liable if you/I bail on the lease. - Play EVE xD - Possibly split ADT or Brinks costs at some point. The neighborhood isn't notoriously dangerous, but better safe than sorry. - If you could help with acquisition of W/D (there are hookups in unit) They'd be yours (as in you get them when you decide to leave)
I am a 23 year old Male, on reliable income, with a deep passion for computers and gaming. (Alpha Nerd ex4Chan/b/ junkie, even though you can never really leave /b/), I am not a vegetarian by any means, and I have regular work hours and community activities which keep me out of the house rather often. Every once so often I must travel for work, so you'd have the house to yourself during those periods. (roughly once every other month, sometimes more, for about a week at a time.) I smoke cigarettes, and would prefer not to be scrutinized for such. My habit would be restricted to the balcony. While I hold no ill will towards 420, there will be no activities of this kind occurring in the apartment, period.
I haven't been in the unit yet, but I do have a floorplan, so we would probably see it for the first time together. I am looking for ONE HUMAN BEING. No pets (Except maybe well taken care of fish), though eventually this may change, the pet getter would be solely responsible for the related deposit.
Uhm... Well if you have any other questions ask.
Summary: 1004 Sq. Ft. 200 Sq. Ft. Dedicated Yours. Secure Radius Server Based WPA2 Encrypted Wireless N Internet on 25-30 Mbps Dishwasher, Fridge, Full bath, Electric Range W/D Hookups, I think a garbage disposal Eventual Security System Basic Cable
Total Cost of Move-In:\ MOVE IN DATE: May 25th <------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------IMPORTANT Half Deposit (Due upon move-in): $350 First Month's Rent (Due June 1st): $400 TOTAL COST OF MOVE IN: $750
If you made it this far, congrats! Please add the biggest market hub in EVE to your subject line to verify you is not robot! I can probably get some photos upon request. 15809 E Burnside (google map) (yahoo map) |