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Dannerkongen
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Posted - 2009.05.07 12:58:00 -
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Hello fellow citizens of New Eden
I didnt know where to go with this; so i came here to the Intergalctic Summit in hopes anyone would offer their help.
A fellow corpmate of mine Jamsi has cought a bad case of the newly discovered bacon illness as we like to call it not to scare the children. We didnt know what to do so we hired a renowned swine-flu specialized specialist called Roff.
I will keep posting updates about Jamsi' situation.
Salute comrades
Pork!
It needs to be washed!
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Wotlankor
Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.05.07 13:03:00 -
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[OOC]Out of POD experience or something would be the right place.[/OOC]
What flu are you talking about ? Are the sisters of EvE aware of this proclaimed threat ?
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Riftah
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Posted - 2009.05.07 13:16:00 -
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Edited by: Riftah on 07/05/2009 13:16:50 This is a dark day for all in EVE... what can we do to stop this Bacon flu ?
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Roff
The Patriot Society
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Posted - 2009.05.07 13:16:00 -
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Edited by: Roff on 07/05/2009 13:22:07 Look I don't want anyone to be alarmed at this stage but Jamsi has contracted H1N1 Swine flu and his outlook is not good, He has already lost his 4th Ferox in under a week to what he blames on Flu Symptoms i.e. Drowsiness, Inability to concentrate in tight situations etc etc.
Please keep a minimum range of 50KM if you do happen to bump into this individual, we do not want a pandemic situation arising from this scenario.
For those docked at the same station as the individual please try to lure him out with Exotic Dancers, at this stage he is very susceptible to bribes.
Rest up & Keep your eyes peeled comrades,
That is all.
- Roff Out Swine Flu Specialized Specialist |
Mr Reeth
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Posted - 2009.05.07 16:10:00 -
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A sick pilot has no place commanding a ship. Thousands of lives depend on the pilot being at the top of his game. The simple solution here is a clone jump. Just jump to a healthy body and not put your entire crew at risk.
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Mikael Mechka
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Posted - 2009.05.07 16:48:00 -
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Edited by: Mikael Mechka on 07/05/2009 16:48:35
Originally by: Mr Reeth A sick pilot has no place commanding a ship. Thousands of lives depend on the pilot being at the top of his game. The simple solution here is a clone jump. Just jump to a healthy body and not put your entire crew at risk.
I would agree, however some pilots may not have access to jump clones. If jump cloning is not an option then the crew must be confined to the ship at all times until the risk of infection has passed. All supply needs should conducted by drones in a vacuum and the drones should be decontaminated after each venture.
Crew members which contract it should be either confined to the on board medical facilities and isolated from the rest of the crew or in their own quarters if the ship does not have shared quarters. Have the medical staff on full alert and to supply you with a list of supplies they may need above and beyond what they normally requisition. The health of the crew is the health of the ship.
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Roff
The Patriot Society
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Posted - 2009.05.08 10:03:00 -
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SUSPECTED 2ND VICTIM
It seems the ramifications of Jamsi's illicit partying in Z-RFE3 a couple of days ago has bought us our second victim... Male Minmatar Pilot Riftah has contracted flu like symptoms which have a high potential of carrying the H1N1 Strain. Riftah has been now been isolated inside of Paso Royale for further tests.
More Information to come.
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The ZappBrannigan
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Posted - 2009.05.08 17:35:00 -
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Definition
According to the World Health Organization (WHO), a pandemic can start when three conditions have been met:
* Emergence of a disease new to a population. * Agents infect humans, causing serious illness. * Agents spread easily and sustainably among humans.
Agents infect humans, that's what you get when you use negative quality agents |
Ivanna Nuke
Gallente Wujen Corp
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Posted - 2009.05.09 02:16:00 -
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Or you make the Matrix a cross dressed piglet with a desire of mutant peanuts and spacial dimension orbiting dinosaurs.
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CCP WeatherMan
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Posted - 2009.05.09 09:53:00 -
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