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Garmon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.05.07 23:56:00 -
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Edited by: Garmon on 08/05/2009 00:04:11 Sup C&P. How are you? I'm good. What have I been up to? Well, just been roaming Providence and stuff, here are some stats they're p boring but so is fighting the CVA so lol~
Start date:03/03/2009 Current date:08/05/2009 Runtime:Two months, five days Efficiency:89.42% 1375 kills / 236 losses 73,096,259,662 ISK / 5,646,922,620 ISK
http://garmon.griefwatch.net/?p=campaigns&campaign=6464
Well, more recently, a nasty nasty CVA pet alliance recently dishonoured a 1v1 with my real life gf (suitonia ily <3) (http://eve-search.com/thread/1059004/page/1), so we decided to dec them FOR HONOUR AND VENGEANCE. So far the campaign's been going p pimp you know C&P, just chillin and stuff, getting a few kills on these dudes. (http://genos.killmail.org/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=975)
They are pretty terrible, and we've been, y'know doing p well against them. BTW Transwarp lads, you seem to be missing a few lossmails, mayhap you should post them before I go ahead and do it for you~
A few days ago, one of the guys in their alliance had had enough, he willingly gave us quite a bit of intel soooooooooooooooo, let me just go ahead and post some of their alliance mails.
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2009.05.06 08:06 the reality is that our enemy, operating in interceptors and stealth bombers, relatively few in number, HAS NO POWER TO CONQUERE. they can only harrass. our fleets are not in danger, only the stray pilot that gets caught alone is suitable prey for them. when our pilots stick together, the enemy is POWERLESS. the perception is that our industrial pilots are helpless while we are at war. this is not the case, as i myself have successfully set up 0.0 mining operations out of the D2R POS in the SI-I89 system. If the industrial pilots work together, there is no reason we cannot operate in SI-I89, plexes or hidden belts. i think that when we take a step back and look at the bigger picture instead of isolated defeats, the sobering reality is that our enemy HAS NO REAL MILITARY POWER. the one power they do have is the disruption of morale and unity both within our alliance and the local population of providence region.
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And this mail chain, which is loltastic~
2009.05.03 17:10
I am revoking all roles and leaving alliance in 24 hours. I am going to deal with these wartargets using my own methods independently of TWV. I will return as soon as they back off or have have been annihilated (whichever comes first).
WHEN THEY HAVE BEEN ANNIHILATED (lol) and then....
2009.05.03 22:28
I want all ppl to know, this is not ok and i am not happy about this
=( followed by...
2009.05.06 08:05
why its not ok....... 1 Leadership makes all calls when it come to wars 2 its not been sanctioned by the leadership 3 ppl outside of this alliance will think it is 4 do you want other to think we can beat 6 guys in frigs????? 5 revert to #1
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2009.05.06 08:07 that is the classic definition of guerilla warfare and our enemy is following the template perfectly. any of us who have lost ships this last week of the war have seen these tactics in use.
the efficiency of our enemy has made it clear that they are EXPERTS at what they are doing. (heh, thanks :smug: - Nexus) they have a few advantages with this type of warfare, advantages
which cannot be countered so we should not even try. you simply cannot fight on their level, they will win EVERY time.
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Garmon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.05.07 23:56:00 -
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Edited by: Garmon on 08/05/2009 00:04:54 2009.05.06 08:07 the textbook applications of counter-insurgency warfare in the real world are directly translatable in practice to this game and if we want to win an extended conflict with our enemy, i think we should follow them. obviously what we are doing now isn't working, and i believe a change in thinking what is called for at this time. the following guidelines are taken directly from the book 'Defeating Communist Insurgency', authored by Sir Robert Thompson, counter insurgency expert in Malaysia:
(.... six alliance mails follow, each more and more ******ed, here are some highlights)
2009.05.06 08:07 2. there must be a clear political counter-vision that can overshadow, match or neutralize the guerilla vision. - CVA has it's vision of open skies in the providence region. all of the locals come here because they believe in it. NRDS policy is not without it's problems, but if we are to operate here and protect the region, we must stand behind it to show that it's merits outweigh it's shortcomings, and let the local population of providence see it.
2009.05.06 08:07 5. aggressive mobility. mobility and aggressive small unit action is extremely important for the counter-insurgent regime. - heavy formations must be lightened to aggressively locate, pursue and fix insurgent units. HUDDLING IN STATIC STRONGPOINTS (gate camping) SIMPLY CONCEDES THE FIELD TO THE INSURGENTS. they must be kept on the run constantly with aggressive patrols and rapid response forces.
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I bolded some funny parts but damn I want to bold the whole fukken thing.
Anyway~ Tonight we were just chilling you know, kicking back, PvPin' a lil.
Our gang was split up over two systems, it was a little slow as we were waiting for the 25man bubble camp in between our two groups to lessen slightly when a 19 day noob alt (Lord Draconius, whoever the **** you are, I salute you), reported that Aralis was sitting on a JB in his Legion.
We send a cov ops to confirm, but the POS has guns which will shred our small gang. We keep an eye on him, until he warps @ 50 to the other side of the gate that the 25man gang is camping, with his Zealot buddy...
At this point, we **** brixx and formulate a brilliant plan. Our stealth bombers provide a warp in for the two taranis on the legion's side of the gate, while the two taranis and one rifter on the other side get ready to break through the camp.
Our guys warp in, tackle the Legion just as the two Taranis and rifter on the other side land on top of the bubble camp. We overload and burn through the camp, losing a 600k rifter along the way (RIP Leeloo =[[[[[ ) and jump in.
Resulting in this: http://genos.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=3234248
Oh dear. The ex-CEO of the CVA. Looks like Transwarp Ventures will be moving out of Providence sooner than we thought.
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Garmon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.05.07 23:57:00 -
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Edited by: Garmon on 08/05/2009 00:00:06 btw CVA ahahahahaha ahahahahahhahahahahaha
also this
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El'Tar
Caldari Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:03:00 -
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tl;dr
But anyway nexus wrote all of this crap and I posted it for him ________________________________________________
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SyGanomo
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:06:00 -
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hahahahahahaha brilliant
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Venetian Tar
Violation of Freedom Kraftwerk.
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:06:00 -
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Oh my..
Nice write up Garmon, glad to see you're not re-banned already
CVA, once again, prove they've failed in.. Everything? ~
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shushyaz
Dead 2 Rights TransWarp Ventures
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:09:00 -
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*yawn*
--------- Lil Bear |
RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:11:00 -
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Edited by: RedSplat on 08/05/2009 00:12:10
Originally by: shushyaz *yawn*
You should probably wake up, Transwarp may lose fewer ships while hiding behind CVA skirts.
EDIT: ~
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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CHED
Genos Occidere The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:14:00 -
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Edited by: CHED on 08/05/2009 00:15:22
Originally by: shushyaz *yawn*
http://genos.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=3225387
Fitting like a team player I see.
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Incog Neato
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:20:00 -
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WOW how pathetic do you actually have to be .... to bother and type up that much ... lmao dont break yur friggen arm patting yourself on the back so hard mate. ROFL.
you dont fight period. you run, then you run some more.... oh and then again you run. and only when you can get one ship by itself do you ever bother fighting. the guy who said yuo were experts.... lol well he is a lil touched if i say so myself. anyone can do what your doing. anyone. lol run hide and single out then kill. wow glad you guys could completely reinvent warfare for us dummies. lmao.
and lets get something straight right now. your so called rl gf ( lol thats a joke, prolly still living in your moms basement) is the one who dishonored the 1 v 1 and got pwned. i have fought sucktonia in numerous 1 v 1 's if she is winning. its all about the jaw flapping. the minute she starts losing... its time to bail. which is exactly what happened. she was losing and was on her way out the door. which is exactly why i dropped a geddon on her and popped her. the geddon did f-all for damage on her. it was just to hold her so she couldnt run off like she always does. seems to be a trend with you guys...lol... that whole running thing.
anyways kepp talking your crap and running off and enjoy the kills. the thing is mate you got a helluva lot more ships to kill before your even gonna start to hurt us. have fun fly safe....oh thats right you always do.... fly anyways.
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chromez0r
Gallente Dead 2 Rights
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:22:00 -
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lol
killboards have been updated. :)
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Suitonia
Gallente Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:26:00 -
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Running Away is a pretty good tactic when it leaves your opponents killboard efficiency at 21.34% ~
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Garmon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:27:00 -
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Originally by: Incog Neato you dont fight period. you run, then you run some more....
Sure, we do. Of course, that might have something to do with the carriers you keep warping in our frigates~
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Ruscky
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:36:00 -
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Originally by: Incog Neato the thing is mate you got a helluva lot more ships to kill before your even gonna start to hurt us
dont know if you noticed we have been killing quite a bit, oh and keep providing those ships more fun for us.
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chromez0r
Gallente Dead 2 Rights
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:37:00 -
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Originally by: Ruscky
Originally by: Incog Neato the thing is mate you got a helluva lot more ships to kill before your even gonna start to hurt us
dont know if you noticed we have been killing quite a bit, oh and keep providing those ships more fun for us.
you're not the brightest light in the house are you ruscky?
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Vrabac
Zawa's Fan Club
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:38:00 -
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Originally by: Incog Neato WOW how pathetic do you actually have to be .... to bother and type up that much ... lmao dont break yur friggen arm patting yourself on the back so hard mate. ROFL.
you dont fight period. you run, then you run some more.... oh and then again you run. and only when you can get one ship by itself do you ever bother fighting. the guy who said yuo were experts.... lol well he is a lil touched if i say so myself. anyone can do what your doing. anyone. lol run hide and single out then kill. wow glad you guys could completely reinvent warfare for us dummies. lmao.
and lets get something straight right now. your so called rl gf ( lol thats a joke, prolly still living in your moms basement) is the one who dishonored the 1 v 1 and got pwned. i have fought sucktonia in numerous 1 v 1 's if she is winning. its all about the jaw flapping. the minute she starts losing... its time to bail. which is exactly what happened. she was losing and was on her way out the door. which is exactly why i dropped a geddon on her and popped her. the geddon did f-all for damage on her. it was just to hold her so she couldnt run off like she always does. seems to be a trend with you guys...lol... that whole running thing.
anyways kepp talking your crap and running off and enjoy the kills. the thing is mate you got a helluva lot more ships to kill before your even gonna start to hurt us. have fun fly safe....oh thats right you always do.... fly anyways.
You seem to be mentally handicapped.
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Cyrdax
Altruism. Avarice.
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:39:00 -
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Edited by: Cyrdax on 08/05/2009 00:44:52 first page in a garmon thread, will edit to add content once i've read the thread omg
edit: i have nothing to add on top of what's already been said.
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Vrabac
Zawa's Fan Club
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:40:00 -
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But the ridiculousness of the situation where the blob on the wrong side of the gate just HAD to get on that rifter mail is quite priceless.
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shushyaz
Dead 2 Rights TransWarp Ventures
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:44:00 -
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Originally by: Vrabac
You seem to be mentally handicapped.
quit looking at your mom while you type. :P
--------- Lil Bear |
Grann Thefauto
Internal Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:45:00 -
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Hi guys, how's it going?
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Vrabac
Zawa's Fan Club
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:45:00 -
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Originally by: shushyaz
Originally by: Vrabac
You seem to be mentally handicapped.
quit looking at your mom while you type. :P
WTF THATS MY MOM???
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FU22
Beyond Transcendence
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:47:00 -
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*waits for new garmon video*
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Cyrdax
Altruism. Avarice.
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:48:00 -
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Originally by: FU22 *waits for new garmon video*
:popcorn:
--- tv where the horn go, boy can you top that? |
aa35199
Certo Cita
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:49:00 -
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Garmon looked at your kill board, im assuming your welsh?
If so I am very proud good job all is fair in love and war.
PS its not running away its called a tactical withdraw.
El'tar did we speak in torrinos the other day? If it was you I was smashed lol I am still down for a 1v1, convo we can heard the cattle and meet up .
Dont forget my velcro wellies.
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Cyrdax
Altruism. Avarice.
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:52:00 -
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Originally by: aa35199 PS its not running away its called a tactical withdraw.
=nike defense
Originally by: aa35199 El'tar did we speak in torrinos the other day? If it was you I was smashed lol I am still down for a 1v1, convo we can heard the cattle and meet up .
garmon = el'tar = count montecarlo
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Kastio Delago
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:53:00 -
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How not to secure guerilla ops:
Posted in Y-MPWL Local [ 2009.05.06 19:45:01 ] Maylin Li > (Suitonia Alt) http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/5977/20090506184240.jpg
Nice of you to let us get screenshots of the members list in that channel so they can be set accordingly.
Today's MOTD in the above mentioned channel (Garmonism) is seriously LOL btw
"Genos is too relevent in Providence so the ops will not be publically announced here." Yeah...
Keep up the good work and don't forget to stop, drop and roll.
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chromez0r
Gallente Dead 2 Rights
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:53:00 -
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Originally by: RedSplat Edited by: RedSplat on 08/05/2009 00:25:19
Originally by: shushyaz *yawn*
You should probably wake up, Transwarp may lose fewer ships while hiding behind CVA skirts.
wow i missed this.
What?
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Ruscky
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:54:00 -
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Originally by: chromez0r
Originally by: RedSplat Edited by: RedSplat on 08/05/2009 00:25:19
Originally by: shushyaz *yawn*
You should probably wake up, Transwarp may lose fewer ships while hiding behind CVA skirts.
wow i missed this.
What?
you aint that bright yourself are you
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Enski
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:55:00 -
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Well, more recently, my dumba@# girlfriend(suitonia ily <3) recently dishonoured a 1v1 and was called on it by having the person's alt nab her before she could run(http://eve-search.com/thread/1059004/page/1), so we decided to dec them FOR HONOUR AND VENGEANCE despite the fact that she lied about running. So far the campaign's been going p pimp you know C&P, just chillin and stuff, getting a few kills on these dudes. (http://genos.killmail.org/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=975). Too bad one of the TWV's char's has more isk than I could ever fathom and is contemplating on unleashing the most annoying ****heads around to harass me.
We are pretty terrible at life in general, often I have thought to myself about hanging a noose from my ceiling and getting it all over with, but my 500 pound fat a@# would just snap the rope. It's actually amazing that I even have a girlfriend. I found her on adultfriendfinder under the category of cattle.
A few days ago, one of the guys in their alliance had had enough, he willingly gave us quite a bit of intel that is actually pretty worthless in general but I want to show you guys portions of e-mails , and phrases that are taken out of context, in an attempt to make myself look smart.......so far however it hasn't really worked out for me.......
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chromez0r
Gallente Dead 2 Rights
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:55:00 -
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Originally by: Ruscky
Originally by: chromez0r
Originally by: RedSplat Edited by: RedSplat on 08/05/2009 00:25:19
Originally by: shushyaz *yawn*
You should probably wake up, Transwarp may lose fewer ships while hiding behind CVA skirts.
wow i missed this.
What?
you aint that bright yourself are you
wow good call good call.
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