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Reven Cordelle
Caldari Yamainu-Mirai Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2009.05.21 13:09:00 -
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To avoid derailing the other thread about crummy ideas EVE should never have, this thread is for all your EVE achievement ideas that would inevitably cause the game to become a giant (bigger?) E-Peen fest. CoughWoWCough.
Think up your ideas for achievements that would break the game and post them here!
Here are my original suggestions;
* PODTASTIC! - Get podded 100 times. * Philanthropist - Give away 500 million isk. * Number Dyslexia - Fall for a 999 Scam. * Delusions of Grandeur - Fly and Lose a T3 Ship. * Heavy Industry - Successfully complete 50 Inventions. * You Clumsy Pilot...! - Collide with 250 Objects. * Quantum Leap - Use 15,000 Stargates. * Preparing to Dispense Product... - Accumulate 1 hour of reloading time. * Attention Wh*re - Post 50 messages in Local in the space of 2 minutes. * Are You Still There? - Accumulate 24 hours of Cloaked Time. * I feel the need - Achieve 3,000m/s in flight. * Still Alive - Make it back to a station with less than 50hp in Structure. * Rambo - Fire 250,000 rounds of ammunition. * Alzheimers - Accept a delivery mission, travel at least 10 jumps, reach the destination and realise you've forgotten the delivery package. * Mock Self-Preservationist - Fit a Warp Stab. * Misguided Priorities - Keep a POS fuelled for 6 months. * See what I did there? - Post 10 successful trolls on the forum. * I see what you did there - Detect 10 trolls on the forum. * Degenerate - Post in CAOD. * Budding Politician - Run as CSM and win. * Failed Politician - Run as CSM and lose. * If you scream loud enough... - Post 10 whines and successfully influence a game change. * Chribbastic - Mine 50,000,000 units of Veldspar. * Danger, Danger Will Robinson - Run out of probes in W-Space.
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Louis deGuerre
Gallente Azure Horizon Federate Militia
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Posted - 2009.05.21 13:20:00 -
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Okay, this is really funny
Number Dyslexia - Fall for a 999 Scam. <- most funny
--- Sol: A microwarp drive? In a battleship? Are you insane? They arenÆt built for this! Clear Skies - The Movie |
Escobar Noreaga
Amarr F.R.E.E. Explorer Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.05.21 13:23:00 -
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* Delusions of Grandeur - Fly and Lose a T3 Ship.
ahh... dammit. ________
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Zaqar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.05.21 13:25:00 -
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Out for a duck - lose your first Drake without managing to kill anything with it
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Nooma K'Larr
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.05.21 13:31:00 -
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* Still Alive - Make it back to a station with less than 50hp in Structure. * Alzheimers - Accept a delivery mission, travel at least 10 jumps, reach the destination and realise you've forgotten the delivery package.
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RyanSnake
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Posted - 2009.05.21 13:37:00 -
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Achievements would be pretty cool, but yea, I see now how they could possibly break a game if not done correctly. If anything, they should be for things we already do on a daily basis and maybe a few things that are hard to do, to maybe, I dunno, influence people a bit.
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Shinnen
Caldari Northern Intelligence
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Posted - 2009.05.21 13:38:00 -
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How can you run out of probes? That's like running out of stuff you always get back xD
I've completed Philanthropist x 2 :p Plus, if there are things that you don't like about Eve, click HERE because it will help. |
Ankhesentapemkah
Gallente Ammatar Free Corps
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Posted - 2009.05.21 13:41:00 -
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Originally by: Reven Cordelle
* Budding Politician - Run as CSM and win. * Failed Politician - Run as CSM and lose.
But but... I have ran twice and won both times... Now I can't run again... BUT I WANT ALL ACHIEVEMENTS! NOT FAIR! WHEEEH! ---
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Aleyra Mel
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Posted - 2009.05.21 13:44:00 -
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Edited by: Aleyra Mel on 21/05/2009 13:43:50 **Ex-WoW player detected**
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Reven Cordelle
Caldari Yamainu-Mirai Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2009.05.21 13:44:00 -
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A few more as today is dragging...
* Con Artist - Successfully sell an item for 10x its Market Value. * Done Roaming - Accumulate 72 hours camping a gate. * How Much?! - Cause 30 Million ISKs worth of damage on a single ship during one mission. * Bad Parent - Abandon 50 Drones. * Really Bad Parent - Abandon 50 T2 Drones. * Social Services - Scoop 100 Abandoned Drones. * Complete Disregard for Personal Wellbeing - Self Destruct your Pod. * Patriotic Re-enactment - Collide with an Ishukone Station whilst flying a Nyx. * John Crichton - Fly into the EVE Gate. * I've given some thought to moving off the edge... - Spend 60 days in 0.5 or above.
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Aneu Angellus
Caldari Death Pain Suffering
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Posted - 2009.05.21 13:53:00 -
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Become Aneu - Kill so many alliances and corporations you cant rememmber and love people hating you... ___ Death Pain Suffering
Post here if you hate me - Recruitment Open
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.05.21 13:58:00 -
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* Achievement Vore - Gain all achievements. -------- Ideas for: Mining
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Miriel Amarinth
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Posted - 2009.05.21 13:59:00 -
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Originally by: Reven Cordelle * How Much?! - Cause 30 Million ISKs worth of damage on a single ship during one mission.
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Amael Galenus
Mighty Moshin Emo Rangers
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Posted - 2009.05.21 14:14:00 -
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* Disc Jockey - Accumulate 10 hours spinning your ship in station * Sugar Daddy - Accumulate 100 exotic dancers in your hangar * Gangsta - Perform a hit & run drive by using an autocannon fitted noobship * ADHD - Loose 3 ships to CONCORD in 5 mins * Biggus D ickus - Accumulate 100 hours flying an Iteron Mk5 * Necrophilliac - Accumulate 100 corpses in your hangar
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5pinDizzy
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Posted - 2009.05.21 15:31:00 -
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Haha, great stuff, I'll try and think of some
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Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.21 16:07:00 -
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Edited by: Quantar Raalsken on 21/05/2009 16:08:14 Royal F*ck Up - lost a Titian while afk Not one in my boot... - podded with a full set of Snake implants Call in the blood hounds - podded with a full set of Slave implants Power in Numbers - Successfully killed something with a frigate swarm True Hiigaran - name one of your ships after a HW thing (i named my haby "Keeper" ) M-M-Mine-tacular - depleted over 100 roids Needle, with a warp drive - Scanned down another player in a WH-space BECAUSE OF FALCON - killed/scrambled by a Falcon It's getting old -_- - made 50 "BECAUSE OF FALCON" jokes O HAI THAR - get uncloaked by getting too close to ur target F*ckin' with the police - fire 100 snowballs at CONCORD O, you done it now - Get a warning message that the local navy is gonna pwn your ass if you dont leave Legit Badass - get a bounty of over 30mill on your head I accidentally the whole thing - Self destruct a super capital ship Wait for the bang, man - Self destruct anything Want to smack smacktalk - get held up at a gate because of a fleet related timer O SHI- - Get blobbed while flying solo Badass Ninja - Covert Jump into a cyno-jammed system OMG NINJAS! OHNOES - Get your mish salvaged by SuddenlyNinjas ======= Homeworld Hamachi Network
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Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.21 16:44:00 -
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bump cause edits dont ======= Homeworld Hamachi Network
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Louis deGuerre
Gallente Azure Horizon Federate Militia
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Posted - 2009.05.21 17:00:00 -
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Originally by: Reven Cordelle
* How Much?! - Cause 30 Million ISKs worth of damage on a single ship during one mission.
That's brilliant
* Brilliant Strategist - Ran a gatecamp with an MWD fitted Battleship. * Artful Nudger - Bumped an enemy into a danger zone. * Asleep on the job - Survived 100 afk jumps. * What's rule #1 again ? - Got podded and forgot to clone up beforehand. * I can speak Klingon too - Ganked a Battleship with a squadron of Stealth Bombers --- Sol: A microwarp drive? In a battleship? Are you insane? They arenÆt built for this! Clear Skies - The Movie |
Ferdio Ricotez
Gallente Killer Carebears United Interstellar Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.21 17:04:00 -
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*The Incredible(TM) - Get the required skills for and fly a Hulk. *Dreadnaut - Get the required skills for and fly any Dreadnaught. *Titanium Pilot - Get level 1 in all of the following skills: Gallente Titans, Caldari Titans, Amarr Titans, Minmatar Titans. *Rat-B-Gone - Kill 10 000 asteroid belt rats. *Firin' Mah Laser - Get Level 5 in Large Beam Laser Specialization and Large Pulse Laser Specialization. *Millionaire - Accumulate 1 000 000 ISK. *Billionaire - Accumulate 1 000 000 000 ISK. *Trillionaire - Accumulate 1 000 000 000 000 ISK. *Twice the Trillionaire - Accumulate 2 000 000 000 000 ISK. *BECAUSE OF FALCON - Get jammed by a Falcon 1000 times. *BECAUSE OF INVISIBLE FALCON - Get jammed by a Falcon that has been invisible in the 10 seconds before jamming you 500 times. *CONCORDwned - Destroy a CONCORD ship. *CONDORDokkened - Get your ship destroyed by CONCORD 100 times. *Flying Too Reckless - Get your ship destroyed 1000 times. *Master of Tech I - Destroy 1000 player ships in a Tech I ship that has only Tech I modules equipped. *Master of Tech II - Destroy 1000 player ships in a Tech II ship that has only Tech II modules equipped. *Projectile Master - Deal a total of 1 000 000 000 points of damage with projectiles. *Charge Master - Deal a total of 1 000 000 000 points of damage with charges. *Energy Master - Deal a total of 1 000 000 000 points of damage with energy weapons. *Velocity - Gain a subwarp speed of over 5000 m/s. *Wormhole Traveler - Travel through 10 different systems in Wormhole Space without entering Known Space. *Gates Are For Noobs - Make a total of 100 jumps without using stargates. *Traveller - Make a total of 100 jumps. *Wanderer - Make a total of 1000 jumps. *Voyager - Make a total of 10 000 jumps. *Imperial Traveller - Have visited every system in High Security Space. *Seen-It-All - Have visited every system in Known Space. *No Sec Traveller Travel through 50 nosec systems without entering lowsec or hisec systems. *Master of Learning Gain Level 5 in every skill in the Learning category. *Bounty Hunter - Claim a total of over 1 000 000 000 ISK of player bounties. *Price On My Head - Accumulate 1 000 000 ISK of bounty on your head at once. *Bounty Hunted - Accumulate 1 000 000 000 ISK of bounty on your head at once. *Merchant - Accumulate a total of 1 000 000 ISK of market transactions, both buying and selling. *Salesman - Accumulate a total of 1 000 000 000 ISK of market transactions, both buying and selling. *Market Player - Accumulate a total of 1 000 000 000 000 ISK of market transactions, both buying and selling. *Miner - Mine a total of 1 000 m¦ of ore. *Rock Eater - Mine a total of 1 000 000 m¦ of ore. *Oreivore - Mine a total of 1 000 000 000 m¦ of ore. *Manufacturer - Manufacture a total of 1 000 m¦ of items. *Engineer - Manufacture a total of 1 000 000 m¦ of items. *Industrialist - Manufacture a total of 1 000 000 000 m¦ of items. *Curious - Succesfully complete a total of 100 research jobs. *Researcher - Succesfully complete a total of 1 000 research jobs. *Inventor - Succesfully complete a total of 10 000 research jobs. *Scientist - Succesfully complete a total of 100 000 research jobs. *First Aid - Remote repair a total of 1000 points of armour. *Medic - Remote repair a total of 1 000 000 points of armour. *Surgeon - Remote repair a total of 1 000 000 000 points of armour. *Squire - Transfer a total of 1000 shield points. *Logistician - Transfer a total of 1 000 000 shield points. *Protectron - Transfer a total of 1 000 000 000 shield points. -----
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Gnord
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Posted - 2009.05.21 17:24:00 -
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Originally by: Amael Galenus
* Sugar Daddy - Accumulate 100 exotic dancers in your hangar
Dude, you can't even BEGIN to be a sugar daddy until you have over 10,000
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Tribe New Eden Research
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Posted - 2009.05.21 18:32:00 -
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PVP achievements:
* Born to kill - Reach 1000 kills * That's gotta hurt - Do 500 damage in one shot * Doomed to fail - Lose 50 ships of the same type * Against the law - Reach 50 kills while criminally flagged * Bounty hunter - Podkill 10 players with bounties * The punisher - Podkill 75 players with bounties * Shall I push ze button? - Destroy 5 ships with smartbombs within one minute * Didn't see it coming? - Destroy 300 ships in a single doomsday device detonation * Killing spree - Destroy 10 pods within one hour * Murdering instinct - Destroy 50 pods within one hour * Overkill - Destroy a capital ship in less than 10 seconds * Hard as nails - Absorb over 50,000 damage in one minute * Target practice - Destroy 10 control towers * Bane of the carebears - Accumulate one hour of warp scrambling * Not going anywhere - Accumulate one hour of stasis webbing * It was totally going to flee! - Warp scramble a stargate * Blockade expert - Drop 25 interdiction spheres * Size doesn't matter - Successfully solo-kill a cruiser or larger with a rookie ship * Size DOES matter - Destroy 50 subcapitals with a capital ship * All eggs in one basket - Get suicide-ganked while flying an industrial ship or freighter * They came out of nowhere - Destroy any ship after spending 2 or more hours cloaked * Who turned off the lights? - Keep a single target ECM-jammed for over 2 minutes * Capship minion - Activate 50 cynosural fields * Field medic - Repair 100,000 hitpoints using remote shield, armor or hull repairers * Can't follow directions - Be 10 or more jumps away from your fleet commander * Travel guide - As fleet commander, move your fleet through 5 different regions in under one hour * Tactical genius - As fleet commander, accumulate 25 fleet kills with no casualties (starting new fleet resets counter) * Your career's over - As fleet commander, have your entire fleet destroyed (20 fleet members minimum) * Free for all - Steal 10,000 m¦ of ore from a jettisoned container * Suddenly, ninjas - Salvage 25 wrecks from a single mission while not being in the same fleet as the mission owner
PVE achievements:
Mining: * Rock on! - Mine 1,000,000 m¦ of ore * Wheat from the chaff - Refine 5,000,000 units of ore * Garbage bin is for storage - Deposit 25,000 m¦ of ore in a jettisoned container
Industry: * Bob the builder - Start 100 manufacturing jobs * Crazy scientist - Start 100 research jobs * Technological breakthrough - Successfully obtain 10 blueprints from reverse engineering jobs * Industry empire - Anchor 10 starbases in high-sec * Risky investment - Anchor 10 starbases in low-sec
Missions/ratting: * Contracted work - Complete 500 missions * Biting more than you can chew? - Fail 10 missions * No challenge is too great - Successfully complete 50 missions in a row * Loyal servant - Reach 9.50 standings with one of the factions * Blitzkrieg - Complete a L4 combat mission in less than 10 minutes * True patriot - Reach 1,000,000 LP with any corp * Bad planning - Lose 5 ships to mission NPCs * Pirate genocide - Kill 5000 mission/asteroid pirate NPCs
Trading: * Tools of the trade - Buy 2500 items from the market * Firesale - Sell 500 items on the market within one hour * Trading magnate - Have over 100 market orders active * Opportunist - Buy an item on the market for 500% below region average * A fool and his money... - Buy an item on the market for 5000% above average
I'd think of more but I ran out of space. And unlike some people, I actually thought of achievements the server could probably track. Not that I see CCP introducing achievements, but still.
New Eden Research, we have labs! And cookies!
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5pinDizzy
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Posted - 2009.05.21 18:36:00 -
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Bareback Rider Hider - Catch and blow someone up piloting an unfitted ship.
A Barrel Roll? - Do a 180 degree roll in your ship.
A Barrel Roll! - Do a 360 degree roll in your ship.
Fe Fi Fo Fum - Catch and kill a ship three classes smaller than your own in a 1v1.
Their Your reward for when the work is done - Steal over 100 million isk worth of items from wrecks that had nothing to do with your allies or anyone you or your allies killed.
If you build it, they will come - Send a POS in reinforced mode within 24 hours of it being anchored and onlined.
Redistribution of Wealth - Empty your corps main hangar of all assets.
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Marc Folk
Caldari Deliverers of Pain Ev0ke
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Posted - 2009.05.22 11:57:00 -
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Edited by: Marc Folk on 22/05/2009 12:06:33
- The Anarchist - Warping while FleetCommander has given an Align command
- Sorry for loading P**N - Destroying a minimum of 20.000.000 ISK loot of a PVP Kill due to Overview lagging *g*
- Yes, you can! - Gank a station-huggin Dreadnaught while he is unable to dock for one minute \o/
- Hey dude, where is my car?! - getting ganked in a dreadnaught while huggin a station and only want to kill a frigate/cruiser
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Ancy Denaries
Caldari Solaris Operations
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Posted - 2009.05.22 12:11:00 -
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Originally by: Jana Clant *pure win*
Those and "How much!??" was the absolutely most hilarious in this thread :D ----- Why doesn't anyone ever read the forums before posting? EVE is a game of adaptation and planning. Adapt or die. |
Batolemaeus
Caldari Free-Space-Ranger Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.05.22 12:20:00 -
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Achievements, the ******ed brother of the thing once called "Gameplay". Console crap ruining my pc games tbfh. ----------------------------------------------
Originally by: CCP Prism X In New Eden, EVE wins you.
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Fossil Wolf
omen. Gay4Life
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Posted - 2009.05.22 12:31:00 -
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Would be hard to track any achievements that happen in eve, as THE LOGS SHOW NOTHING
Furthermore by continuing this discussion we detract from the real issue many of us are having with eve online, the lack of break between signature and post content. |
Nova Fox
Gallente Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2009.05.22 12:45:00 -
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Caboose Commendation - Kill 5 players in the same corp without getting kicked out
I got a jar of dirt! - Steal an jettison can full of ore belonging to somone outside your corp.
Cant we all get along? - Acheive a 10 to 1 death to kill ratio.
Veldmister Mine 100,000,000 veldspare
Veldnaught Mine 1,000,000,000 veldspare
Veldatar Mine 10,000,000,00 veldspare
Cyvoked! Lose any ship while AFK
I came, I saw... Your allaince conquered all of player controllable space
Around the world Visit every system in New Eden Galaxy.
Penny Pincher Accumulated 1 billion isk in your personal wallet from trades.
Pre-order your Sisters of ≡v≡ Exploration ship today, Updated 19Apr09 |
Ankhesentapemkah
Gallente Ammatar Free Corps
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Posted - 2009.05.22 12:46:00 -
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Edited by: Ankhesentapemkah on 22/05/2009 12:50:19
Inside Man - File a reimbursement petition and actually get your stuff back. Garbage Scow - Succesfully complete the "Take This Away" mission 50 times. ---
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Ancy Denaries
Caldari Solaris Operations
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Posted - 2009.05.22 12:48:00 -
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Originally by: Ankhesentapemkah Inside Man - File a reimbursement petition and actually get your stuff back.
----- Why doesn't anyone ever read the forums before posting? EVE is a game of adaptation and planning. Adapt or die. |
Ancy Denaries
Caldari Solaris Operations
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Posted - 2009.05.22 12:48:00 -
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Originally by: Batolemaeus Achievements, the ******ed brother of the thing once called "Gameplay". Console crap ruining my pc games tbfh.
While I agree to a large extent, some achievements are actually made with people with a brain and downright hilarious. ----- Why doesn't anyone ever read the forums before posting? EVE is a game of adaptation and planning. Adapt or die. |
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