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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.06.11 03:21:00 -
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In light of the financial successes of EBANK, EIB and numerous similar foundations in Eve's past, I would like to announce that the Guiding Hand Social Club is commissioning its own top-down-streamlined, high yield fund:
The GH-SC Highly Unlikely Returns Fund (HURF)
Yes, friends, now is your chance to get in on the ground floor of this exciting new venture! Promising an astonishing 30% return on investment issued quarterly* the HURF fund is sure to line your wallets with filthy lucre.
* this is a lie I will steal everything
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Rejected Enlightenment
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.06.11 03:26:00 -
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Depositing 40b tonight.
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Salarc
Ziontech Industries Xeras Armaj
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Posted - 2009.06.11 03:30:00 -
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How can one NOT trust Istvaan, him and the GH-SC have never been anything other then pillars of respectable business.
Reserve me an unreasonable amount of shares.
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Packtu'sa
Nabaal Construction and Industrials Corp Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.06.11 03:44:00 -
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Were it anyone else, I'd say 0/10.
But it's GHSC... so I'll give it 4/10. |
Frenden Dax
Dax Acquisitions
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Posted - 2009.06.11 03:50:00 -
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This looks legit. Reserving all shares pending audit. |
Professor Leech
Transmetropolitan
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Posted - 2009.06.11 04:19:00 -
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This is more reputable than ebank so there's some potential. However, looking at the loan history of most of your members there is a 0% repayment rate.
I therefore classify this as less risky than ebank.
Originally by: Crawe DeRaven this thread is obviously going places
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Mroe Bree
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2009.06.11 04:50:00 -
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Confirming I will be the teller receiving all funds for HURF. |
Sophie Daigneau
CAPITAL Assistance in Destruction Society GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.11 04:56:00 -
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I will soon be launching a complementary service that will focus on auditing and IPO launch consulting. The name of the service will be The Beyond Lunacy Underwriting and Reporting Foundation (BLURF). |
Market Voodoo
Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2009.06.11 05:00:00 -
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Edited by: Market Voodoo on 11/06/2009 05:00:48
I'm delighted to be a central part of this excellent offering.
Confirming Istvaan's post that I will be lead fund manager. Those wishing to invest should send ISK directly to this character (Market Voodoo)and I will be managing it to Istvaan's exact specifications. |
CHAOS100
Widowmakers
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Posted - 2009.06.11 06:33:00 -
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I would rather invest in GH-SC than any of the other 'banks' out there. At least this one is honest --------------
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Amarr Citizen 155
Alternative Methods Research Group
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Posted - 2009.06.11 06:50:00 -
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Trolls and idiots, that is all. Sometimes people get disappointed. |
Janice Jankowski
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Posted - 2009.06.11 08:14:00 -
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I too am functioning as a deposit point.
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Anyura
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Posted - 2009.06.11 11:26:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu In light of the financial successes of EBANK, EIB and numerous similar foundations in Eve's past, I would like to announce that the Guiding Hand Social Club is commissioning its own top-down-streamlined, high yield fund:
The GH-SC Highly Unlikely Returns Fund (HURF)
Yes, friends, now is your chance to get in on the ground floor of this exciting new venture! Promising an astonishing 30% return on investment issued quarterly* the HURF fund is sure to line your wallets with filthy lucre.
* this is a lie I will steal everything
I trust this guy. He has an honest face. Sending 300 mil this evening.
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.06.11 16:44:00 -
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Originally by: Sophie Daigneau I will soon be launching a complementary service that will focus on auditing and IPO launch consulting. The name of the service will be The Beyond Lunacy Underwriting and Reporting Foundation (BLURF).
I look forward to a bright future where HURF and BLURF can collaborate to bring our investors the very best in financial services! A box full of lawyers has been dispatched to make the necessary arrangements. |
RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.06.11 16:48:00 -
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Well I'm convinced, no more dealing with thieves like E-Bank for me!
Where do i send my ISK? |
Larg Kellein
Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2009.06.11 16:49:00 -
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Will there be punch and pie? You have to say there will be punch and pie so more people will come.
Throw in a free hat and I'm in. |
Kalrand
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Posted - 2009.06.11 17:22:00 -
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Have you thought about expanding your bank offerings into the high risk, low yield, loan industry?
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Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.06.11 19:15:00 -
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These guys seem legit
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StationSpinner
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Posted - 2009.06.11 20:37:00 -
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Originally by: Amarr Citizen 155 Trolls and idiots, that is all.
We know EBANK's board of directors is, but what are we? |
Jinx Barker
Caldari GFB Scientific
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Posted - 2009.06.11 21:08:00 -
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Please reserve 100 Billion ISK slot ASAP.
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Krylon Rhae
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Posted - 2009.06.12 06:07:00 -
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This can't be real... no one has come on and asked for waffles yet!!!
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Joss Sparq
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.06.12 06:32:00 -
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I guess someone woke up feeling irrelevant.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.06.12 10:46:00 -
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nice one. |
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.06.12 11:23:00 -
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Originally by: Joss Sparq I guess someone woke up feeling irrelevant.
I haven't been relevant for ages, sport - I'm retired. Just an old griefer, resting on his laurels :)
Nice alt post though. It's rewarding, in all my irrelevance, to know that someone's still scared to insult me with a main. |
Joss Sparq
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.06.12 13:17:00 -
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Edited by: Joss Sparq on 12/06/2009 13:17:28
Uh ... no?
EDIT: Only YOU can end NPC corp discrimination! |
Larg Kellein
Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2009.06.13 03:23:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Originally by: Joss Sparq I guess someone woke up feeling irrelevant.
I haven't been relevant for ages, sport - I'm retired. Just an old griefer, resting on his laurels :)
Nice alt post though. It's rewarding, in all my irrelevance, to know that someone's still scared to insult me with a main.
Joss is a lot of things, but an alt isn't one of them.
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Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
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Posted - 2009.06.13 07:36:00 -
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Confirming that this character will be receiving all the isk. Accept no impostors! --- 20:1 mineral compression ISRC Racing, Season 7 - schedule |
Karasuma Akane
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2009.06.13 08:52:00 -
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Originally by: Larg Kellein
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Originally by: Joss Sparq I guess someone woke up feeling irrelevant.
I haven't been relevant for ages, sport - I'm retired. Just an old griefer, resting on his laurels :) Nice alt post though. It's rewarding, in all my irrelevance, to know that someone's still scared to insult me with a main.
Joss is a lot of things, but an alt isn't one of them.
Grrr, Larg beat me to saying basically the same thing.
Anyway, I shall be investing all my isk in this lucrative, safe, guaranteed, no-risk, high-return venture fund.
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Originally by: Richard Phallus
Originally by: Kyrial Tidolfas damn spies.
Damn counter intelligence officers.
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Major Stallion
Balls Deep Inc.
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Posted - 2009.06.13 18:02:00 -
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the sad thing is...you probably have a greater chance of getting your ISK back here than in any of the amazing "OMG 15% RETURN" IPO's posted in this forum. |
Jinx Barker
Caldari GFB Scientific
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Posted - 2009.06.13 19:54:00 -
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Originally by: Major Stallion the sad thing is...you probably have a greater chance of getting your ISK back here than in any of the amazing "OMG 15% RETURN" IPO's posted in this forum.
Well, Istvaan will at least try to do some weird sexual thing with his mark, if it gets him the ISKs. So, it just depends, is the little nuki worth 50 billion ISK? |
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Nuzzy Futs
Amarr Hedion University
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Posted - 2009.06.13 20:07:00 -
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What this venture needs is an audit:
I have fully auditted my kitchen wherein I found enough beer and chips to read the entire thread. Upon completing said audit and distributing excess fluids I came back to confirm the audit.
There is a high probability that this venture is between 0 and 100% legitimate and will meet the stated investment goals of 'Getting all the isk'.
The above characters have the ability to fulfill the models goals i.e.. They can receive isk.
Distributions will be handled in the aforementioned method 'All for them none for you' and they have a proven track record of consistently delivering similar results.
The only concerns to the plan as raised in the thread have been addressed 'Lack of waffles' and 'no promise of copious amounts of syrup'.
Inertnation Huge Orginization Practices review - IHOP certified. |
Grarr Dexx
Amarr Corp 1 Allstars
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Posted - 2009.06.13 21:52:00 -
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All ISK will be deposited to me. |
Shigsy
Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.06.14 00:47:00 -
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Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant. |
Major Stallion
Balls Deep Inc.
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Posted - 2009.06.14 01:51:00 -
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Originally by: Shigsy Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant.
i hear Neo Spartans cornered the market on being relevant right? |
Shigsy
Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.06.14 11:16:00 -
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Originally by: Major Stallion
Originally by: Shigsy Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant.
i hear Neo Spartans cornered the market on being relevant right?
Yup, doing pretty well atm. |
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.06.14 16:06:00 -
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Originally by: Shigsy Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant.
Curses, a second individual has called us irrelevant. This is a great insult indeed.
I guess we'll have to do something to regain relevance, then. |
Shigsy
Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.06.14 18:16:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Originally by: Shigsy Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant.
Curses, a second individual has called us irrelevant. This is a great insult indeed.
I guess we'll have to do something to regain relevance, then.
Cool. I look forward to reading about it
Join "C&P" ingame! |
Larkonis TrassIer
Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.06.15 02:34:00 -
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Originally by: Shigsy Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant.
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HawkBlade
Minmatar The Higher Standard Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.06.15 03:46:00 -
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Originally by: Joss Sparq I guess someone woke up feeling irrelevant.
The honest response to this, by me, would only make me seem like I'm brown nosing even though we all know that is not my style. I just feel that there is a difference between someone feeling irrelevant and being irrelevant. Istvaan may someday feel irrelevant but never, ever, will he be irrelevant. Word to the wise and all that. - Posting in an Istvaan thread |
Joss Sparq
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.06.15 08:10:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu I guess we'll have to do something to regain relevance, then.
Remember me when you're famous (again) |
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YouGotRipped
Ewigkeit
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Posted - 2009.06.15 08:26:00 -
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Hey Ishty, how's it going buddy? |
Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.06.15 12:55:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Originally by: Shigsy Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant.
Curses, a second individual has called us irrelevant. This is a great insult indeed.
I guess we'll have to do something to regain relevance, then.
Forecasting a rise in popcorn demand, and an oversupply of tears... |
Alania Ishai
Amarr Southern Cross Empire
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Posted - 2009.06.16 00:14:00 -
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This man is the only one in support of apps that has ever demonstrated being in their 'right mind.'
Sna*ch FTW
Why, what a large scrotal infection you have, Carebear. |
sesanti
Minmatar Universal Exports Cult of War
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Posted - 2009.06.17 19:27:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu In light of the financial successes of EBANK, EIB and numerous similar foundations in Eve's past, I would like to announce that the Guiding Hand Social Club is commissioning its own top-down-streamlined, high yield fund:
The GH-SC Highly Unlikely Returns Fund (HURF)
Yes, friends, now is your chance to get in on the ground floor of this exciting new venture! Promising an astonishing 30% return on investment issued quarterly* the HURF fund is sure to line your wallets with filthy lucre.
* this is a lie I will steal everything
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Originally by: Shigsy Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant.
Curses, a second individual has called us irrelevant. This is a great insult indeed.
I guess we'll have to do something to regain relevance, then.
I wouldn't be surprised if you and your associates DO run EBank and are waiting to hit a milestone before pulling the plug and keeping all the isk... but hey, that's just me being paranoid. |
Dzil
Caldari Space Whales is SRS BIZNESS
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Posted - 2009.06.17 20:02:00 -
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Sigh. I must have dragged some poo back here from C&P. Sorry MD.
On a side note, I love my grandma to death, but I swear I'll be informing work BRB fire in the near future. |
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.06.25 14:30:00 -
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Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 25/06/2009 14:30:32 So hey.
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1104861&page=7#181
Are we relevant again?
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Joss Sparq
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.06.25 14:36:00 -
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Always nice to see the ruin a forum post can wreck on the unsuspecting
(So where is my cut?)
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Dibsi Dei
Salamyhkaisten kilta
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Posted - 2009.06.25 14:44:00 -
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Might as well have a go with this one since all the other ipos and bonds are sold out. |
Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.06.25 15:33:00 -
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I can say that ive done alot of businessesssess with Istvaan and he is one hundred if not thousand of isk worth in PURE REP... i would invest if i had the isk, but i dont so i wont.
TMPI |
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.06.25 23:04:00 -
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Yessss... trussst me with your money... |
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