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Shin'alor
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Posted - 2011.03.08 21:43:00 -
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Edited by: Shin''alor on 08/03/2011 21:43:22 United's gotten so spooked of UNI blobs that I jumped into one of their gatecamps (about 10 guys) and they ran like hell.
Then again, we have dealt them about 2b ISK in damages from gate smashing in the last month or so, so yeah.
EDIT: Also Parsec Flux talks the biggest smack in local but runs from any Uni fleet, no matter how small.
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KaemosFZ
Caldari Almost Outta Beer
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Posted - 2011.03.09 20:02:00 -
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I was flying around near some of the more popular caldari/gallente lowsec systems and I came across a ratting drake in a belt. I had just gotten my new claw interceptor that day and was taking it through it's paces. I scrammed the drake and proceeded to SLLLOOOOOOWLY melt his shields. He deployed teach 1 acolyte drones (lol) and I quickly popped those. This whole ordeal took around 7-8 minutes as i think this drake was max tanked. I got him into low shield and then I seen on dscan, 1x taranis and 2x manticore stealth bomber. The taranis lands about 75km off and starts burning to me. I deaggress the drake pop one stealth bomber and warp out with the taranis about 15km away. |
Waylan Yutani
Gallente Order of the Seraphim
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Posted - 2011.04.26 21:28:00 -
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I once took a platerrax 40' odd jumps from atlas space (lol) to goon space (lol) in nol-m9. Had a few safe spots setup in that system. I would log in, stir up a gang - and log off if the odds looked to much against me. The fifth day i managed to isolate a sniper zealot, killed it - and self destructed my ship and pod.
tl;dr
http://www.funkstars.net/deathfunk/killboard/?a=kill_related&kll_id=9964
Was abit lol
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Brynhilda
Amarr Disciples of Chaos
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Posted - 2011.05.15 14:14:00 -
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So there I was in my usual low-sec hunting grounds in my Nanobinger when I find a local who always rats in a cloaky Drake. I check the Dscan to see that there was a Dark Blood wreck as well as his Drake and hoped that he would try to get to it. Luckily, the system only has 3 belts so it wasn't long before I found it. However, he appeared to have cloaked up and wasn't visible.
I help myself to the wreck and oh, wow. This was probably the best Low Sec faction wreck I have ever seen. A Cruor Blueprint and a Talisman Low Grade Omega. Easily 100m in my pocket without having to lift a finger or fire a shot. I told him thanks for the goods and tucked them away. I tried to catch him but he appears to have a Warp Core Stabilizer on, unfortunately. I'll get him someday, I hope.
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Chimaira wolf
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2011.05.17 05:16:00 -
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Originally by: ScooterPuff Sr self explainatory xxxxxxxxxxxxx I spy a Loki xxxxxxxxxxxxx hey xxxxxxxxxxxxx stop xxxxxxxxxxxxx stoP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxx what are you doing? ScooterPuff Sr yarrr xxxxxxxxxxxxx what was that all about ScooterPuff Sr duh. pirate.
400mil ship went boom. i puttered off laughing. he puttered off in his pod very angry.
Hey look it's everones favorite ******.
wahh. Applebabe |
Creepy Goat
Collateral.
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Posted - 2011.06.03 16:09:00 -
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Enter a WH, completely shut down their operations for a week and destroy their ships yadda yadda. Lose an SB and Rapier, kill AFs, haulers, BCs, recons etc. Corp's alliance does nothing to protect them, mad burns on the alliance for being incompetent.
Eve mails ensue AFTER we have been paid a 750m ransom and left the WH:
Originally by: Mad Fool From: A***** G****** Sent: 2011.06.03 15:34 To: C******
The words are inflammatory for sure, you can leave, but it is a cowardly retreat, we've killed many of your ships and will be killing more.
A member paid you, we did not, the payment did not cover your losses, and we'd be happy to make sure you take more.
In case I wasn't clear, GO **** YOURSELVES
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[14:59:59] A***** G****** > Go **** yourselves.
Bring it *****es, tell me if you need the hs entrance, we'll be glad to help.
A***** G****** aka the guy who will be podding you shortly
Bro be mad. ----
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ninjaholic
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Posted - 2011.07.02 19:19:00 -
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Edited by: ninjaholic on 02/07/2011 19:21:30
Re: #211
Lol burned out missiles. WHO DOES THAT? GF
+ Support EVE's own IN-GAME fight record tool!
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Danta Fevt
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Posted - 2011.08.05 15:16:00 -
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Was in a <corp> and we were decced by a merc corp that had just come together and needed to test there guns.
This caused are corp to halt all activities, we opened diplo with them and found out why they decced us.
Corp members left and corp fell apart. 1 of are members were part of Fl***y R*D and was getting smacktalk off these guys. he wasnt happy and tbh made the whole thing a big mess.
Me and another member asked old corp ceo to help at all, so he did. pulled us into the alliance.
Mercs found this very helpful = more targets i didnt like my old ceo for many reasons(another story), so used alliance as meatshield after 10days corp left alliance and we went are different ways. Alliance ceo (same as old ceo) werent happy and said a few words. After 3 wk i found out that old member from fla*** r*d had sent a spy into his corp and was following old ceo around. watched him doing missions in golem.
gank was set and he lost his goelm worth 3b total.
i got lots of angry mails and demanded i send him 3b.
so the story is mercs are lovly people that love to mess with pilots and cause pain and suffering.
thats why i have given up my carebear ways and gone pirating "YARRRRR"
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Vaurion Infara
Gallente Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2011.08.18 20:09:00 -
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Not sure if this goes in this thread, but it's pretty lolsy so I thought I'd post it. Bear in mind that I've never been in Demon Hunters, never commanded an 800 man fleet (lol), and certainly have never sucked off DeathsEmbrace. The following takes place after MickeyFinn ragequits BYDI after I ban him from my fleets.
MickeyFinn > Fyi Vaurion Infara is a bad apple in a butch of good ones. Dont let his big mouth and moods bring you down! If anyone lives near him RL get him LAID! would help him a ton. Fly safe and gods speed. Vaurion Infara > <3
... LATER THAT DAY...
MickeyFinn > LOL MickeyFinn You guys get Vaurion Infara laid yet? Eveli > Mickey, you need to chill. MickeyFinn > Really? lol Im just getting started. Merc corps are next. Vaurion Infara > ... is this really happening MickeyFinn > More targets! MickeyFinn > Yea DeathsEmbrace > lol DeathsEmbrace > bring em not as if it matters, more reds the better DeathsEmbrace > tell em to decs us though at least, would be nice to fight without gate guns MickeyFinn > Lol i have see what you can field. Your no big **** corp. :P MickeyFinn And if Vaurion Infara is FC it will be easy mode. Vaurion Infara > just admit your love mate. you couldn't handle the sexual tension, so you left MickeyFinn > You mean the sexual vibe i got from you to death? i mean you must have suck it hard to get him to let a scrub like you in the corp. MickeyFinn > Hey did he make you swallow? MickeyFinn > Of just all over your ass? Vaurion Infara > keep it coming mate, we're enjoying this =) DeathsEmbrace > lol mickey i have nothing to do with recruits. I just kill and set red MickeyFinn > You showed weakness, death. You let a FC tell you who and what was going to happen. MickeyFinn > You could have asked anyone eles. I never turned and ran nor did i not follow orders. MickeyFinn > He was just upset someone would stand up to him and tell him to stfu and sit down with his over powering ego. Vaurion Infara > i'm so saving this... lol. keep it coming mate MickeyFinn > i bet if you cloned him and put them both in the same room they would talk oneanother to death in less then 30 sec. MickeyFinn > How long till they find out Vaur? Vaurion Infara > /emote waits patiently for witty punchline MickeyFinn > You know i know what alliance you were removed from due to your mouth right? I knew i knew you when you started talking. Vaurion Infara > because i've ever been fired, right MickeyFinn > i mean yes the alliance fell apart but they kicked you b4 you couls see that day. Vaurion Infara > do reveal my deep, dark secret. i'm quite curious MickeyFinn > You tell them why thet removed you from Demon Hunters. MickeyFinn > Im sure you can tell that story better. MickeyFinn > Was it the 800man fleet you crashed and burned? MickeyFinn > Or was it your mouth when you tred to lie your way out of it? MickeyFinn > Lol you thought you left that behind? Vaurion Infara > and here i was hoping it would never be found out =( MickeyFinn > That why i had to leave when death said you were a good FC. Vaurion Infara > my secrets... open Vaurion Infara > my life... ruined! MickeyFinn > I watch a 800+ man fleet get stomped by you FCing. MickeyFinn > Lol its cool. Tell them im lieing. You know it hurts. Vaurion Infara > it's all true! TRUE! i'm so sorry mickey Vaurion Infara > how was i to know that you held the key to my undoing MickeyFinn > But that was fun. Enjoy guys. If he dose FC please please at all times aline out. MickeyFinn > And dont talk out of turn he yells at you.
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Neo Berry
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.08.21 19:28:00 -
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Do people still know this is here? --------------------------------------------- Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pised off all the time. It's just not worth it. |
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