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Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.16 15:02:00 -
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I have a friend who has just lost his job after his wife left him for another man taking the children with her. Now he just hides in a dark room all day raging at the world and how he wishes he could make them all pay.
With that in mind i think that he would be perfect for EVE online.
Can anyone give me a link to the Best EVE trailer they know of so i can get him into the game where he can focus his anger and energy on pixels instead.
Thanks very much for your help. I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Ituhata Saken
Crimson Cross Destroyers
14
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Posted - 2012.05.16 15:03:00 -
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I thought the dominion trailer was one of the better ones, I haven't seen any of the newer ones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDVEHE10nHc |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
711
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Posted - 2012.05.16 15:06:00 -
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There is no denying that this is one of the best I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Ituhata Saken
Crimson Cross Destroyers
15
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Posted - 2012.05.16 15:24:00 -
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Here's an oldie but goodie, a player vid. Too bad the beginning won't make sense to many newer players.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NDBbt2yBII&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PLCCF67119DE169614
action picks up at 2:10 |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
958
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Posted - 2012.05.16 16:15:00 -
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i think hiding in his room all day playing EVE is the last thing this guy needs
he needs a job and to be with his friends IRL My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny |
Ituhata Saken
Crimson Cross Destroyers
17
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Posted - 2012.05.16 16:19:00 -
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What if his wife slept with, stole, or just turned his friends against him? |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
958
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Posted - 2012.05.16 16:21:00 -
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Ituhata Saken wrote:What if his wife slept with, stole, or just turned his friends against him? maybe we need to ask the OP if he stole his mates wife? My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
713
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Posted - 2012.05.16 16:23:00 -
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Skippermonkey wrote:Ituhata Saken wrote:What if his wife slept with, stole, or just turned his friends against him? maybe we need to ask the OP if he stole his mates wife?
Skippermonkey as someone who ran for the CSM as a troll and as one of the handful of people who voted for you.
Perhaps you could see this for what it is.
Also those were nice vids so far/ I had never seen the second one and ill pass that along I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
962
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Posted - 2012.05.16 16:30:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:Skippermonkey as someone who ran for the CSM as a troll and as one of the handful of people who voted for you.
Perhaps you could see this for what it is. So you stole his wife then My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
962
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Posted - 2012.05.16 16:34:00 -
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If your mate needs help in adjusting to sudden loss, help him to become a Hulk pilot My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny |
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Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
717
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Posted - 2012.05.16 16:36:00 -
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Skippermonkey wrote:Karn Dulake wrote:Skippermonkey as someone who ran for the CSM as a troll and as one of the handful of people who voted for you.
Perhaps you could see this for what it is. So you stole his wife then
She was born with no gag reflex. A rare prize like that had to be mine. She also make a great cup of tea and doen't like small talk.
To me thats practically perfect I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Ituhata Saken
Crimson Cross Destroyers
18
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Posted - 2012.05.16 16:40:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:Skippermonkey wrote:Karn Dulake wrote:Skippermonkey as someone who ran for the CSM as a troll and as one of the handful of people who voted for you.
Perhaps you could see this for what it is. So you stole his wife then She was born with no gag reflex. A rare prize like that had to be mine. She also make a great cup of tea and doen't like small talk. To me thats practically perfect
And now to put the finishing touches on your diabolical plan to completely destroy him, you are going to sell him on EvE. You sir, are brilliant! |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
970
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Posted - 2012.05.16 16:43:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:She was born with no gag reflex. A rare prize like that had to be mine. Tell her to apply to TK, thats a corp requirement My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
1142
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Posted - 2012.05.16 16:45:00 -
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So....... this pot is boiling nicely. |
Istyn
Tactical Knightmare
106
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Posted - 2012.05.16 16:45:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:Skippermonkey wrote:Karn Dulake wrote:Skippermonkey as someone who ran for the CSM as a troll and as one of the handful of people who voted for you.
Perhaps you could see this for what it is. So you stole his wife then She also make a great cup of tea
I can see why he was upset by the loss. |
Doc Severide
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
79
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Posted - 2012.05.16 18:05:00 -
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Hides in a dark room? Keep him away from whiskey and guns.... |
Caliph Muhammed
Short Bus Friends
124
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Posted - 2012.05.16 18:09:00 -
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This thread rings of a desperate cry for attention. I mean, if you're intelligent enough to ask for help you're intelligent enough to google whatever you need.
Might I suggest googling war protocol basics in EVE as well, multitask ya know, because you need it. |
Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
120
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Posted - 2012.05.16 19:15:00 -
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Caliph Muhammed wrote:This thread rings of a desperate cry for attention. I mean, if you're intelligent enough to ask for help you're intelligent enough to google whatever you need.
Might I suggest googling war protocol basics in EVE as well, multitask ya know, because you need it.
What in the world are you even talking about?
Would you like a kitten? |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
720
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Posted - 2012.05.16 19:24:00 -
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Caliph Muhammed wrote:This thread rings of a desperate cry for attention. I mean, if you're intelligent enough to ask for help you're intelligent enough to google whatever you need.
Might I suggest googling war protocol basics in EVE as well, multitask ya know, because you need it.
I know you. Your the guy that whenever he posts tells everyone that he is a Sociopath with a high IQ. Some one told you that it was a "look at me post" and now you are using this line yourself.
This thread was a request for the Best CCP trailers for EVE plus some side silliness. Trailers were given and we discussed Tea and gag reflexes in all their glory.
Why dont you Post another "Im a sociopath thread" so we can truly laugh at the unfortunate. I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
720
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Posted - 2012.05.16 19:26:00 -
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Zixie Draco wrote:Caliph Muhammed wrote:This thread rings of a desperate cry for attention. I mean, if you're intelligent enough to ask for help you're intelligent enough to google whatever you need.
Might I suggest googling war protocol basics in EVE as well, multitask ya know, because you need it. What in the world are you even talking about?
I made him look like a tard in another thread and now im being stalked by a sociopath (with a really really high IQ) I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
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Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
121
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Posted - 2012.05.16 19:28:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:Zixie Draco wrote:Caliph Muhammed wrote:This thread rings of a desperate cry for attention. I mean, if you're intelligent enough to ask for help you're intelligent enough to google whatever you need.
Might I suggest googling war protocol basics in EVE as well, multitask ya know, because you need it. What in the world are you even talking about? I made him look like a tard in another thread and now im being stalked by a sociopath (with a really really high IQ)
fair enough
Would you like a kitten? |
Caliph Muhammed
Short Bus Friends
124
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Posted - 2012.05.16 19:42:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:Caliph Muhammed wrote:This thread rings of a desperate cry for attention. I mean, if you're intelligent enough to ask for help you're intelligent enough to google whatever you need.
Might I suggest googling war protocol basics in EVE as well, multitask ya know, because you need it. I know you. You're the guy that whenever he posts tells everyone that he is a Sociopath with a high IQ. Some one told you that it was a "look at me post" and now you are using this line yourself. This thread was a request for the Best CCP trailers for EVE plus some side silliness. Trailers were given and we discussed Tea and gag reflexes in all their glory. Why dont you Post another "Im a sociopath thread" so we can truly laugh at the unfortunate.
Keep right on talking ****. You wiki fraud. Your friend is fake as is your copypasta psychological interpretations and rhetoric.
And you will know me. Were going to have some history in EVE, I promise. |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
721
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Posted - 2012.05.16 20:00:00 -
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Quote:Your friend is fake
Everybody in general discussion knows that and did not feel the need to comment as they knew it was a joke which was combined with his wife having no gag reflex.
Spot quiz.
1. Why would having a girlfriend with no gag reflex be interesting. 2. How old was Aisha when she consummated her marriage. What ready made excuses do you have for this.
Quote: And you will know me. Were going to have some history in EVE, I promise.
Oh lordy massa, dah nasty Sociopath (with the very high IQ) is coming for me. Save me. Someone save me. I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Grey Stormshadow
draketrain Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
1222
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Posted - 2012.05.16 20:03:00 -
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Give him a pony and a rainbow.
Get |
Caliph Muhammed
Short Bus Friends
124
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Posted - 2012.05.16 20:07:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:Quote:Your friend is fake Everybody in general discussion knows that and did not feel the need to comment as they knew it was a joke which was combined with his wife having no gag reflex. Spot quiz. 1. Why would having a girlfriend with no gag reflex be interesting. 2. How old was Aisha when she consummated her marriage. What ready made excuses do you have for this. Quote: And you will know me. Were going to have some history in EVE, I promise. Oh lordy massa, dah nasty Sociopath (with the very high IQ) is coming for me. Save me. Someone save me.
Oh I dont have to come after you but I will eventually. Im going to hire a bunch of mercs to come after you. Im too involved in d3 atm. Don't take me seriously, I love that. It makes killing you mouthbreathers so much easier. |
Ituhata Saken
Crimson Cross Destroyers
24
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Posted - 2012.05.16 20:09:00 -
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I'm a mouthbreather and I find that term offensive. It's not my fault I have a deviated septum! |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
721
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Posted - 2012.05.16 20:15:00 -
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Quote:Oh I dont have to come after you but I will eventually. Im going to hire a bunch of mercs to come after you. Im too involved in d3 atm. Don't take me seriously, I love that. It makes killing you mouthbreathers so much easier.
Your so sexy. Perhaps when this is over we could date.
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Caliph Muhammed
Short Bus Friends
124
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Posted - 2012.05.16 20:18:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:Quote:Oh I dont have to come after you but I will eventually. Im going to hire a bunch of mercs to come after you. Im too involved in d3 atm. Don't take me seriously, I love that. It makes killing you mouthbreathers so much easier. Your so sexy. Perhaps when this is over we could date.
I only hope your corpmates and such feel about it in the same way you do. Oh I just realized your a punkass sitting in a one man corp behind an alliance. Be sure though, ill pay 200 mil a month for the pleasure of hindering your gameplay. Hell Ill pay 400. |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
721
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Posted - 2012.05.16 20:28:00 -
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Quote: I only hope your corpmates and such feel about it in the same way you do.
(time to call you on your horseshit methinks)
ENOUGH TALK. time to fight. Just send in the wardec and use your superior IQ to make me pay. Perhaps if you are good enough i will publically apologise on these forums and finally everyone will realise that you are an unstoppable Sociopath just like you say you are (there might even be some girls reading. how cool would that be).
(if you dont want to fight then perhaps i could recommend some Merc corps for you.)
The Orphanage. This mob are first class. They are like a dog with a bone once they get going. they will literally close down the opposition until it disbands)
Lontrek salvage and scrap. This lot are just arseholes and they love hearing that. They will kill you down to your noob ship
Snatch Victory. not sure if this lot are still going but they live to fight. Nothing makes them happier than destroying an alliance.
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
FeralShadow
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
118
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Posted - 2012.05.16 20:33:00 -
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Came here expecting trolls, was not left disappointed. Also, very entertaining. "I do believe in karma. -áThat means that whenever I do something sh**y to others, they somehow deserved it." |
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