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Stretchmeat Crotchquake
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.14 22:13:00 -
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Edited by: Stretchmeat Crotchquake on 14/06/2009 22:15:45
A combined GKC and Romulan force was recently wiped out in XZ-, including a fleet of carriers that was incomprehensibly called on to hotdrop an existing carrier fleet. Pend Insurance has launched an investigation, claiming the one-sided "fight" is simply a cover for a massive case of fraud:
Originally by: Pend Insurance Press Release
We do not understand why anyone would choose to hotdrop capitals with carriers, especially with an operation currently forming up by parties hostile to them. At least eleven carriers and fifty battleships have had claims filed. Given the sheer one-sidedness and "stupidity" of this operation, and the fact that none of the carrier claims are from KenZoku, we can only conclude that this "mass pet capital suicide" was an attempt to abuse the insurance system.
Their claims that Yaay's presence in local indicates that this was simply another disastrous Yaay op are being investigated as well, but we have not yet confirmed that there even was an op much less one with Yaay as commander. This appears to simply be a massive case of fraud.
About Pend Insurance: Formed from a seemingly-legitimate background, Pend Insurance has been investigated repeatedly for claims that it is paying out more in claims than actual policy costs. These claims have been backed up by the explusion of several key members due to Ferrogel duping. In an effort to rectify the issue and restore public confidence, PENDI Dicric was recently removed from the CEO position.
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Psilocin
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.14 22:22:00 -
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These fraudulent claims must be stopped! |
Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.14 22:25:00 -
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you know for a goon OP, thats actually pretty funny
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Pak Seongsu
Gallente Hikage Corporation Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2009.06.14 22:38:00 -
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OP wins several internets for sarcasm.
Originally by: Stretchmeat Crotchquake In an effort to rectify the issue and restore public confidence, PENDI Dicric was recently removed from the CEO position.
ROTFLMAO
HKG recluta piloti Italiani -V- is looking for PvP Corps |
Xiaodown
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.06.14 23:19:00 -
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Seriously, that's a quality post.
A+++ Funny. Would read again. --
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Vladimir Antlerkov
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.14 23:54:00 -
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They're using the fiat currency of ISK instead of the one true currency of purestrain dysprosium, which is how they can afford to eat these massive losses. (Not paying for actuaries also saves some costs.) |
Will Hunter
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.15 01:34:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog you know for a goon OP, thats actually pretty funny
on the other hand your posts will always deliver the same steaming horsecrap
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Toman Torax
Caldari Rage For Order Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.06.15 01:54:00 -
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Originally by: Will Hunter on the other hand your posts will always deliver the same steaming horsecrap
u mad?
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L'Artest
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.15 02:16:00 -
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Originally by: Toman Torax
Originally by: Will Hunter on the other hand your posts will always deliver the same steaming horsecrap
u mad?
u mad? |
Toman Torax
Caldari Rage For Order Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.06.15 02:22:00 -
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my ass is a little sore, but other than that, no |
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SavageBastard
Caldari Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.15 03:42:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog you know for a goon OP, thats actually pretty funny
Goons aren't known for being funny it's true. We're mostly known for our e-honour and avid roleplaying. |
Koro Sarum
Amarr Divinity's Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.15 05:02:00 -
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to be honest i only clicked this because of his name |
Lexa Hellfury
Caldari Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.06.15 06:57:00 -
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I lol'ed pretty hard |
Chelou
Gallente Airborne Assassins United Manufacturing and Technology Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.15 07:23:00 -
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Originally by: L'Artest
Originally by: Toman Torax
Originally by: Will Hunter on the other hand your posts will always deliver the same steaming horsecrap
u mad?
u mad?
u mad? |
Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.15 10:05:00 -
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Originally by: SavageBastard
Originally by: Butter Dog you know for a goon OP, thats actually pretty funny
Goons aren't known for being funny it's true. We're mostly known for our e-honour and avid roleplaying.
You're mostly known for cut-and-paste memes and using the word '******' or 'gay' and thinking its utterly hilarious.
So no, you're not known for actually being 'funny' in the more intelligent definition of the word. ----------
AKA 'Bitter Dog'
Failing at everything he does in EvE since '05 |
kayentelva
Minmatar Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.16 15:55:00 -
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Originally by: SavageBastard We're mostly known for our..avid roleplaying.
confirming that logging into an internetspaceship game, pretending to be a spaceship pilot and chestbeating/assslapping/smacking other pretend spaceship pilots is NOT roleplaying, no sir
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In'ari
Amarr Bastage Incorporated
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Posted - 2009.06.16 17:04:00 -
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/me is waiting for the Romanians to jump in this thread and begin attempting to convince everyone about how awesome they are.
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BechirMDK
Gallente ROMANIA Renegades Legiunea ROmana
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Posted - 2009.06.17 10:14:00 -
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We had good defence :))
Friendly (64) Hostile (201)
June 16th
but we had a great time gf
Blasting our way thru to YOU!
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