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Trioxi
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Posted - 2009.06.20 10:53:00 -
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If you was to take 350,000 titans place them around each other... and then detonate each ones DD.. it would probably result in a few deaths.
And a crashed server.
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Zeraline
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Posted - 2009.06.20 11:16:00 -
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Originally by: Trioxi If you was to take 350,000 titans place them around each other... and then detonate each ones DD.. it would probably result in a few deaths.
And a crashed server.
You know what? You just had to kill it, didnt you? Just had to ruin the thread
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Labratory Rat
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Posted - 2009.06.20 14:39:00 -
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Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience. A': Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it.
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' ****in' business! A': 50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract.
Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.
Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change. A': None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. That's a hardware problem. A': One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down. A'': Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That's a software problem. A': None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.
Q: How many FSE's does it take to replace a dead light bulb? A: Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark. A': 2. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc) Note: FSE's are ``Field Service Engineers.''
Q': How long will it take? A': That's indeterminate. It depends on how many dead bulbs they've brought with them.
Q'': What if you have two dead bulbs? A'': They replace your fuse box.
Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb? A: As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway.
Q: How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. There's a primitive for that.
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only). A': Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session. A'': Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number of one of their subordinates to actually change it.
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark. A': None of your damn business!
Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. (``That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...'')
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Q: How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Q: How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years. |
Lissandra Ketarl
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Posted - 2009.06.20 17:43:00 -
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Edited by: Lissandra Ketarl on 20/06/2009 17:43:19
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5pinDizzy
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Posted - 2009.06.20 17:44:00 -
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Originally by: Agent Known
Originally by: 5pinDizzy Well if enough Titans are put on grid to blow themselves up, it'll be the most expensive experiment in the History of MMO's and I just hope I'd be there with a salvager.
This is why it would be done on SiSi....only an idiot would try this with real game money...
I don't know why I said experiment, what I really meant is if it were to somehow happen by accident in some screwed up Titan Online Eve future where their balance hasn't been dealt with.
It's not like we can't just do the maths to find out anyway if it were for done for the sake of it on Sisi.
But yeah, thx for the positive reponse. |
Maximum KILLDEATHRATIO
Minmatar 24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:07:00 -
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since its possible to achieve 30,000,000 ehp, about 425 |
Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:22:00 -
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Originally by: Verx Interis Sir, the meme density in this thread is approaching critical levels! We must abort!
EVADE EVADE EVADE...........DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!! ======= Homeworld Hamachi Network
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F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp.
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Posted - 2009.06.21 00:44:00 -
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Originally by: Verx Interis Sir, the meme density in this thread is approaching critical levels! We must abort!
I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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Mr Prong
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Posted - 2009.06.22 02:14:00 -
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Originally by: Viktor Fyretracker Mr. Owl how many Titans does it take to get to the center of a Carrier?.....
Hahaha I remember the commercial. You mean Armor not not center...touche.
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Mavrix Able
Dark-Rising
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Posted - 2009.06.22 08:43:00 -
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Edited by: Mavrix Able on 22/06/2009 08:43:05 Q: How many designers does it take to change a light bulp? A: 11, one to do it and 10 to come after the job is done to proclaim that they could have done exactly the same.
-NWS/Mav
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