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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.13 02:56:00 -
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#1 Trust no one #2 Trust no one, not even your own corp or alliance #3 Everyoen is trying to kill you all the time, you just dont know it yet.
#4 You are always in range. #5 If your enemy is in range, so are you. #6 Your enemy has more range than you do. #7 IF you stack all your hulks on top of each other in an ice belt. The guy in the battleship is going to get several kill mails.
#8 Update your clone #9 Updated yoru clone again. #10 dont fly it unless you can afford to lose it. #11 The Veldspar must flow. #12 Local can save your life. #13 Dont talk in local #13A Local is not going to be removed get over it. #14 All systems are always camped all the time. #15 Can I have your stuff? #16 Turn on your tank. #17 when running a courier mission dont forget to pick up the cargo. #18 Forums are not meant for whining. #19 Post with your main #20 Don't feed the trolls #21 GIRL = Guy in Real Life #22 Cat Girls play EvE #23 NERF FACLON!! #24 Repeatedly Docking a Thorax does not qualify as sex with a station. #25 There is no rule 25. #26 Do the Tutorial #27 No matter where you mine, someone will tip your can. #28 It's not as bad as it looks. #29 You cannot put a can inside of a can. #30 You cannot do that with a moon #31 If you need courier services for high sec contact John Rourke #32 No Chuck Norris jokes in local. #33 Dont jump until you are told to do so or I will shoot you. #34 Yes there is a pron of it. #35 If you dont believe me check out eve files and the several videos in there #36 If you need Veldspar talk to Chribba #37 If you have a war going on. dont move bpos period. #38 No, you cannot have my babies -- CCP Weatherman #39 *Ding Ding* #40 There are no goons. --------------------------
WTB a sig, or moderation of my sig by all the hot CCP girls. |
Verx Interis
Amarr SkyNet.
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Posted - 2009.07.13 04:12:00 -
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Edited by: Verx Interis on 13/07/2009 04:12:50 #49. ???? #50. PROFIT! ---- Logins required for this post: 984192 |
Khemul Zula
Amarr Keisen Trade League
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Posted - 2009.07.13 04:39:00 -
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Edited by: Khemul Zula on 13/07/2009 04:40:04 Pretty sure EVE already has official rules laid out. I vaguely remember ignoring them and clicking the "I agree..." box when I signed up.
This would more fall under the unofficial rules category.
"In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded."
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Another Liberthas
Caldari Ha'Menudim
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Posted - 2009.07.13 04:46:00 -
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#51: Obsidian Hawk is not permitted to post.
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.13 05:04:00 -
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Added on new rules.
Khemul, your sig reminded me i forgot another important rule. --------------------------
WTB a sig, or moderation of my sig by all the hot CCP girls. |
Ozone71
Caldari The Dark Ic3y LIfe
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Posted - 2009.07.13 09:03:00 -
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#17A When mission running ACCEPT the mission before you undock.
#52 The pop up warning about low sec is for real. If you jump through and start mining, expect to die.
#53 A battleship with no short range weapons or drones is a whale just waiting to be eaten by small fast sharks.
#54 Yes he stole from your jetcan, yes it's only a shuttle, but it has big nasty friends that just want to thump you.
#55 "I was only mining, I was not hurting anyone" is not a valid excuse for being in low sec without an escort. "Ozone is blue and smells faintly of geraniums." (Qi, BBC TV) |
Discrodia
Gallente Blood Red Dawn
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Posted - 2009.07.13 11:35:00 -
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#56 Beware the bees and viruses. ___________________________________________
Discrodia > Annoying idiots in 0.0 is my business. Business keeps picking up. Discrodia > I also like misquoting stuff :D |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.07.13 11:40:00 -
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#57 Don't trust rules #1-#56.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Bibbleibble
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Posted - 2009.07.13 11:41:00 -
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#58 BECAUSE OF FALCON! ________________________________________________ For changes to Minmatar Battleships click here (also with a review of the Muninn!) |
Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
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Posted - 2009.07.13 12:28:00 -
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#44b (insurance companies provide insurance) --- 20:1 mineral compression ISRC Racing, Season 7 - schedule |
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Amerilia
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Posted - 2009.07.13 13:15:00 -
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#59 Military Experts are calling this a rule
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Treelox
Amarr Seppuku Warriors
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Posted - 2009.07.13 14:01:00 -
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#60 Just cause you can pilot a ship doesnt mean you should, train those support skills. --
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Yakoff
Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2009.07.13 14:07:00 -
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#61: This rule slot is reserved ___ It deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat leettr be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef. |
Holy Lowlander
Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.07.13 14:50:00 -
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rule #62 , dont trust rule # 57 _______________ Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |
Disteeler
Perkone
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Posted - 2009.07.13 15:16:00 -
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#1 You never talk about the rules in EvE XD
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.13 15:55:00 -
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List has been updated
actually i should have made rule #1 Dont talk about Caod. Granted dont talk about the rules is just as funny, I am going for a 50-50 split of serious rules vs funny ones.
Now that I read the list, if a lot of people actually followed these, there wouldnt be all that much whining or QQ in game.
Anyway Guys, give me about a week or two here to get some screen shots, after that I will be posting some motivational posters in My EvE about the rules. --------------------------
WTB a sig, or moderation of my sig by all the hot CCP girls. |
5pinDizzy
Amarr SMS Fleet Services
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Posted - 2009.07.13 16:00:00 -
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Edited by: 5pinDizzy on 13/07/2009 16:02:39
Your rules suck.
Tiny bit of risk = DO NOT DO AT ALL.
If everyone followed those rules to the letter I'd have have quit Eve years ago from tears of boredom.
#18 in particular is a *****.
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Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2009.07.13 16:11:00 -
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#63 If its too good to be true it is. #64 If you encounter a helpful fella, hes actually planning on killing you and taking your stuff at the last minute. #65 They can and will do it for the lulz, get over it. #66 Carebear tears go for 1.5 million isk an ounce #67 going into a fight with a snowball launcher is not a good idea #68 Logoffski as far as CCP is concerned is allowed #69 the phrase "adapt or die" cuts both ways, be careful when using it. On an unrelated note, Kneel before Zod! |
Sinnister
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Posted - 2009.07.13 16:22:00 -
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#63 A sack full of promises is worth the sack. #64 Once you have their money, you never give it back. (actually, that should be #1) #65 Count your 0's, then count them again. |
Kappas.
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.07.13 16:28:00 -
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#EVE is dying __________________
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.07.13 16:29:00 -
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#66 You do not own the wrecks you create. -------- Ideas for: Mining
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Enraku Reynolt
Minmatar Mid Knights Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.07.13 16:47:00 -
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A bigger ship is often just a bigger target ------------------------------------------------ Do not let the world change you. Change the world
Here's everything I know about war: somebody wins, somebody loses, and nothing is ever the same |
Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.13 22:22:00 -
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updated. once i hit 100 rules ill post funny jpg and then the motivationals come.
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WTB a sig, or moderation of my sig by all the hot CCP girls. |
Ryhss
Caldari The Last Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.13 22:57:00 -
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#42 Is the answer. Priceless! Does Zaphod know?
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ceaon
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.07.13 23:02:00 -
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#68 pvp is player versus player and your corp mate is a player #69 EvE= everyone versus everyone Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
EvE FTW |
SpaceBall 7
Maximum Yarrage
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Posted - 2009.07.13 23:17:00 -
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#70 BECAUSE OF SCORCH
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Vincenzo Delloro
Amarr Lux et Veritas
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Posted - 2009.07.13 23:40:00 -
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#71 Your salty tears are most delicious #72 Less QQ, more pew pew #73 The answer is always "MOAR DPS" =================================================
INTERNAUTS ARE GO! |
Arec Bardwin
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Posted - 2009.07.14 00:05:00 -
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#74 EVE has sound?
#19a Always post with an alt
#20a Unless you are a troll, in which case, feeding the trolls is ok.
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Xzar Fyrarr
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.07.14 00:25:00 -
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#75. The above is always, and forever, until the end, a lie.
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FuzzyBunnyKiller
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Posted - 2009.07.14 00:52:00 -
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#24 Repeatedly Docking a Thorax does not qualify as sex with a station. |
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