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Plumpy McPudding
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Posted - 2009.07.17 20:52:00 -
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So there I was enjoying my usual activities of mining in my precious Hulk, sipping some black herbal tea while reading the newest James Patterson book. Every couple of minutes I would keep an eye on the belt and my cargo hold, to see if I had to return to the station and unload.
About 15 minutes into my mining run, a couple of cruisers begin warping in, all yellow names. The past few days I've been reading up on the newest Hulk suicide craze, so I had a small idea of what was in store for me. Sweat began pouring off my forehead onto my book, and my blood coursed quickly through my veins as my inevitable doom drew closer with each passing moment. And that's when it happened...
I warped out.
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Kuar Z'thain
Fraser's Finest Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.07.17 20:53:00 -
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9/10.
This thread should be good.
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De Guantanamo
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Posted - 2009.07.17 20:54:00 -
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I lol'd
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ShadowGod56
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Posted - 2009.07.17 20:55:00 -
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lol
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Serj Reaper
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.07.17 20:57:00 -
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*gasp*
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.07.17 20:58:00 -
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UNPOSSIBLE !! -------- Ideas for: Mining
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Khemul Zula
Amarr Keisen Trade League
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Posted - 2009.07.17 21:00:00 -
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You know, coincidently, I survived a suicide gank the same way once. Gang warped in on the poor bastard, I warped away. Only survivor of the bunch. Were a lot of angry people for some odd reason too. Didn't get why. Went back and looted the poor bastard's wreck afterwards. People are just silly sometimes. I say, no sense in getting blown up if you dont have to. The others disagreed for some reason.
"In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded."
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Ecnav
Gallente Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.07.17 21:03:00 -
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lolling irl
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Tender Trap
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Posted - 2009.07.17 21:08:00 -
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Good stuff, lol. I'm telling you first hand either 3/4's of ice miners are macros or daft. We have literally made 4 or 5 runs spaced 15 mins apart in ice belts suicide ganking and no one bats a eye. Concord has been so thick that from a distance you cant even see the belts yet they keep mining like we weren't even their, lol.
All this crying about empire miner ganks is HOGWASH. The people crying are either macros themselves or about the daftest gamers in the world.
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Zen Mehari
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Posted - 2009.07.17 21:39:00 -
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We will not be seduced by your mining propoganda! You carebears are all the same...trying to corrupt innocent gankers with your crafty ways
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Leaving Eve
Boo Hoo Federation
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Posted - 2009.07.17 22:07:00 -
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Protip: If you fit faction mods to your mining ship, you can survive ganks.
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ApollyN
Caldari Corporation 12345 Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.07.17 22:13:00 -
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Originally by: Leaving Eve Protip: If you fit faction mods to your mining ship, you can survive ganks.
And announce this in local so that everyone knows its not worth trying to gank you.
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Tippia
Raddick Explorations
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Posted - 2009.07.17 22:16:00 -
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Originally by: Leaving Eve Protip: If you fit faction mods to your mining ship, you can survive ganks.
Counter-tip: fitting faction mods to your mining ship means you're worth ganking, so expect more of it. ——— “If you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡… you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.” — Karath Piki |
Veliria
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Posted - 2009.07.17 22:17:00 -
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I haven't been attacked in my previous mining days, although during gank times I actually fitted a Pithi-B Type, Damage Control II, PDU, EM resist, Invul and Boost Amp along with EM/Therm resist rigs. Got about 250 defense efficiency out of EFT with it I think.
Unsure if it would save a Hulk from a gank squad though.
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Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.07.17 22:47:00 -
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Hmm last time I was in empire, about 5 or 6 months ago gankgin was not that common. Is there really anyhting to gain from ganking Hulks or is it just for the "lols"?
Also, keeping aligned and warping always work plenty :P
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Haakelen
Gallente Nation of Muppets
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Posted - 2009.07.17 22:53:00 -
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Originally by: Sidus Isaacs Is there really anyhting to gain from ganking Hulks or is it just for the "lols"?
Miners usually take the game the most serious and overreact hilariously when they die, which is fairly ridiculous considering they probably play as little of the game of any group.
Well, except people who stupidly bought 2 years of subscription and got tired of eve, and thus spend their $12/m on forum whoring with occasional skill queue updating...
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.17 22:56:00 -
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10/10
Great advice! --------------------------
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Benco97
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.07.17 23:01:00 -
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It's an unconventional manoeuvre but it seems to have paid off well! You are a pod-pilot of the very highest calibre.
Originally by: P'uck
You're a DUMBASS - bold italic underline at the VERY LEAST.
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TimMc
Gallente Brutal Deliverance
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Posted - 2009.07.17 23:30:00 -
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lawl.
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5pinDizzy
Amarr SMS Fleet Services
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Posted - 2009.07.17 23:39:00 -
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Originally by: Tippia
Originally by: Leaving Eve Protip: If you fit faction mods to your mining ship, you can survive ganks.
Counter-tip: fitting faction mods to your mining ship means you're worth ganking, so expect more of it.
Yeah nice catch there, Emperor Jokeus Oblitaratus.
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Tippia
Raddick Explorations
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Posted - 2009.07.17 23:49:00 -
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Originally by: 5pinDizzy Yeah nice catch there, Emperor Jokeus Oblitaratus.
Whaaat? Sometimes I just like being helpful… ——— “If you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡… you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.” — Karath Piki |
Waci
Southern Cross Empire Flying Dangerous
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Posted - 2009.07.18 00:57:00 -
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Whoa, unbelievable that someone would think of doing THAT to escape being ganked! AND it works in a lot of other worsening situations too! Definitely worth a sticky!
Seriously, this thread is made of win:P -------------------------------------------------
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Awesome Possum
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Posted - 2009.07.18 01:02:00 -
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petitioned for exploit ♥
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Tag Heuer
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.07.18 02:54:00 -
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Originally by: Plumpy McPudding So there I was enjoying my usual activities of mining in my precious Hulk, smoking some black herbal tea while reading the newest James Patterson book. Every couple of minutes I would keep an eye on the belt and my cargo hold, to see if I had to return to the station and unload.
About 15 minutes into my mining run, a couple of cruisers begin warping in, all yellow names. The past few days I've been reading up on the newest Hulk suicide craze, so I had a small idea of what was in store for me. Sweat began pouring off my forehead onto my book, and my blood coursed quickly through my veins as my inevitable doom drew closer with each passing moment. And that's when it happened...
I warped out.
WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
^^Fixed and now the post has some validity. Is this a run on sentence or my signature? You decide. |
Tau Cabalander
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.07.18 03:05:00 -
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Orca warps in to belt. Not that unusual.
Raven and Dominix warp in to Orca. Umm...
I warp out.
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AtheistOfDoom
Amarr The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.07.18 07:10:00 -
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Common sense ftw Pew Pew Lazorz!!! |
Verx Interis
Amarr SkyNet.
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Posted - 2009.07.18 07:47:00 -
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I endorse this post and the strategy outlined within. ---- Logins required for this post: 591030 |
Devan Reale
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Posted - 2009.07.18 08:10:00 -
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Originally by: De Guantanamo I lol'd
Really? Why?
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murder one
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.07.18 08:29:00 -
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Epic.
-murder one
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