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The Mytanni
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.05.26 13:39:00 -
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The goons ( and The Mittani in particular ), have made many peoples EVE lives harder then they normally would be and in fact for a lot of people, it's even made it impossible to continue playing the game like they want.
The Mittani has promised lots and lots of ISK, to the top gankers during Hulkageddon. The Mittani is using his influence to change the game the way HE likes it. The Mittani now actually stated the POSSIBILITY, that he might want to make Hulkagedddon permanent.
But lets take a closer look at what power mister Mittani actually has shall we? 1) He has a lot of ISK, meaning he can promise people lots of ISK, for doing certain things for him. 2) He has a big alliance, which to a lot of people makes them attractive to join.
So looking at it this way, it isn't hard to think that in 3 maybe 4 years, everybody is either gonna be a Goon, or will indirectly be working for them.
Time to put a stop to that.
I've decided that the best way to hurt the Goons, is by doing the exact same thing they do. So, i have decided to turn the great amounts of real life money i have, into great amounts of ISK. I will buy GTC's and PLEX, till i have enough ISK to pay for this and trust me, i actually do have the real life financial power to do this.
Here is the plan: 100 Billion ISK for the alliance with the most Goon kills. 80 Billion ISK for the corporation with the most Goon kills ( note: this corporation is the highest ranked corporation, that is not and has not been a member of the highest ranking alliance, during Goonageddon ) 40 Billion ISK for the number 1 ranking player 25 Billion ISK for the number 2 ranking player 10 Billion ISK for the number 3 ranking player 2 Billion isk for numbers 4 to 10. 3 Billion ISK for each player who ganked a POS un Goonswarm Federation null sec space ( only the top 10 damage dealers in each POS gank get the ISK ) 1 Billion ISK for each player who ganked The Mittani each time he's ganked ( only the top 10 damage dealers in each Mittani gank get the ISK )
And as a top stunt, i will offer the alliance that manages to drive Goonswarm Federation out of null sec completely, another 100 Billion ISK, even if that alliance is the top alliance already.
A few rules of engagement: If you have been a member of Goonswarm Federation in the past 6 months before Goonageddon starts, you will NOT get any ISK.
ISK will be awarded NO MORE then 1 month after Goonageddon ends, this will ensure that i have all the correct date, to decide the winners.
Either suicide ganking or war deccing is allowed.
Alliances and corporations that were already at war with Goonswarm Federation, are automatically included in the list.
Goonageddon starts June 15 2012, right after server restart and lasts until August 12 2012, right before server restart.
I wish everybody the best of luck and good hunting.
P.S. Yes, this I AM serious, yes i WILL deliver on my promise, just like The Mittani himself does. |
Gorki Andropov
Kerensky Initiatives
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Posted - 2012.05.26 13:40:00 -
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You've got a purty mouth, boy. |
Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
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Posted - 2012.05.26 13:41:00 -
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Those lips... |
The Mytanni
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.05.26 13:42:00 -
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lol, it-¦s intentional :P |
Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2012.05.26 13:47:00 -
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Sounds to me like Goons are winning judging by these threads alone :)
Same way as Terrorists beat America :) |
Mijano
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:08:00 -
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Miilla wrote:Sounds to me like Goons are winning judging by these threads alone :)
Same way as Terrorists beat America :) Did H!tler (I cannot believe they censored H!tler) win when people started disagreeing with him, too? The resentment against the goons is human nature and is based in an underlying hatred for the exclusive. The problem is, though, that nothing and no-one has been able to hold on to power forever - and I doubt the goons will prove the exception.
Small corporations will band together; forming alliances with each other. Newbies will fly better ships and they won't join the goons because, well, they've hated the goons for as long as they can remember. As these players grow stronger they will provide a significant threat to the goons and in the end the goons will fall because everybody likes an underdog and everybody likes political changes; that's why leftist and right-wing extremists tend to do well in bad times - and is it not a bad time right now? The goons are threatening a player-base which just needs one corporation to fight back; one corporation to form an alliance with another, and more will follow.
This is why we play EVE. This is what CCP created EVE for. It's so highly realistic and rooted in human psychology that a war on the goons is inevitable.
We all just want a reason to fight. Which side will the people in doubt choose? Which side will be the most fun to fight for? Those whom oppress and hold the power at the moment, like H!tler's closest men, or the liberators; the weak fighting back? |
Antisocial Malkavian
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:13:00 -
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lol youll be paying out to a lotta Goon alts mains even http://gizmodo.com/5913381/season-your-food-with-salt-from-real-human-tears
you will be harvested |
Mark Androcius
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:17:00 -
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Mijano wrote:We all just want a reason to fight. Which side will the people in doubt choose? Which side will be the most fun to fight for? Those whom oppress and hold the power at the moment, like H!tler's closest men, or the liberators; the weak fighting back?
I think this Mytanni guy just gave a lot of people a reason, kinda like many people also have a "reason" for Hulkageddon ( namely lots of ISK, just like this dude seems to offer ) If a man speaks his mind in the forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong? |
Groperson
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:20:00 -
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Mijano wrote:Miilla wrote:Sounds to me like Goons are winning judging by these threads alone :)
Same way as Terrorists beat America :) Did H!tler (I cannot believe they censored H!tler) win when people started disagreeing with him, too? The resentment against the goons is human nature and is based in an underlying hatred for the exclusive. The problem is, though, that nothing and no-one has been able to hold on to power forever - and I doubt the goons will prove the exception. Small corporations will band together; forming alliances with each other. Newbies will fly better ships and they won't join the goons because, well, they've hated the goons for as long as they can remember. As these players grow stronger they will provide a significant threat to the goons and in the end the goons will fall because everybody likes an underdog and everybody likes political changes; that's why leftist and right-wing extremists tend to do well in bad times - and is it not a bad time right now? The goons are threatening a player-base which just needs one corporation to fight back; one corporation to form an alliance with another, and more will follow. This is why we play EVE. This is what CCP created EVE for. It's so highly realistic and rooted in human psychology that a war on the goons is inevitable. We all just want a reason to fight. Which side will the people in doubt choose? Which side will be the most fun to fight for? Those whom oppress and hold the power at the moment, like H!tler's closest men, or the liberators; the weak fighting back?
You are literally comparing us to h itler and crowning yourself 'the liberators; the weak', you are so far beyond pathetic that I wouldn't tread on you because I'd have to scrape you off my solid technetium shoes. |
Selinate
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:21:00 -
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so you're going to crash the plex market, and troll thousands of Eve players just to get the goons?
HYPOCRISY! |
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Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
362
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:24:00 -
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It would be my honor to act as third party in this noble crusade. Regards,
LCpl. Aiwha-á Senior Recruiter |
Ten Bulls
Sons of Olsagard
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:25:00 -
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Chriba to hold the loot till payout ? |
Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
366
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:26:00 -
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I love threads like these, it just CONFIRMS that we are winning :) |
Rellik B00n
Lethal Death Squad
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:28:00 -
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PRO-TIP: SAVE YOUR ISK
want to kill goons?
open corporation open wars current wars check the box the says "ally or assistance request" find someone that goons have decced offer assist qfmjt-1 |
Xavier Holtzman
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:28:00 -
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Ok Goons.....dust off those alts and go get some isk! |
Virgil Travis
GWA Corp Unified Church of the Unobligated
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:28:00 -
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OP looks like a pantomime Dame. Seems legit. If the Sims all became zombies it would be easy to escape them, just shove them in a room and make them answer the telephone. |
Snow Burst
RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:31:00 -
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interesting... but no not everyone will be goon or working for them. remember BoB or the original GS or NC? they all failed There Is A 90% Chance All Of What You Just Read Is Wrong, Inaccurate Or Just Me Being Controversial In Some Way.-áOr By Some Chance It's Completely Right In Every Way... At Least To Me :3 |
Mijano
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:31:00 -
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Groperson wrote:You are literally comparing us to h itler and crowning yourself 'the liberators; the weak', you are so far beyond pathetic that I wouldn't tread on you because I'd have to scrape you off my solid technetium shoes. I'm using epithets which creates emotion, you ******* idiot, which was the whole point.
There is a reason you and I got that fuzzy feeling when the video of a bullied kid fighting back went viral; it's human. I used "liberators" as an opposite to the power-holders of New Eden. I don't think Britain and France were liberators when they beat Germany and made sure a Nazified Europe was impossible; the ******* sold half of Europe to the Russians and established capitalism with cultural Marxism that has culturally destroyed European identity with the intent to secure a global, capitalistic market with the wars happening somewhere else.
I also believe these "liberators" whom will beat the goons will end up being the new goons. That, too, is human, so another ambitious group will come, and they will be the new goons, and so forth. This is human history. This is EVE; a game made to make it possible to fight the power, but no one will fight until it naturally happens. The same reason can be applied to the European Union and America establishing laws which will in affect decrease our freedom on such a basic ******* level that an outsider looking in would ask why the **** we aren't doing something; why are we not fighting back - but we will fight back for it is inevitable.
I hope I have increased your brain-activity with this post, but you goons aren't famous for thinking, eh?
Live well. |
Mijano
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:34:00 -
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Mark Androcius wrote:Mijano wrote:We all just want a reason to fight. Which side will the people in doubt choose? Which side will be the most fun to fight for? Those whom oppress and hold the power at the moment, like H!tler's closest men, or the liberators; the weak fighting back? I think this Mytanni guy just gave a lot of people a reason, kinda like many people also have a "reason" for Hulkageddon ( namely lots of ISK, just like this dude seems to offer ) Earning ISK has never been the purpose of the game, though; it's just a way to reach the goal. It's not very hard to imagine people wanting to side with the underdog and stand with thousands of players fighting an epic battle with the goons survival at stake. |
Aruken Marr
BSC LEGION Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:35:00 -
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I too have a blank cheque, please do things. |
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corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
343
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:35:00 -
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Rellik B00n wrote:PRO-TIP: SAVE YOUR ISK
want to kill goons?
open corporation open wars current wars check the box the says "ally or assistance request" find someone that goons have decced offer assist
onos, if enough people join against us on highsec wars we'll lose all our space and stuff!
or not.
what's the point of the op again? |
Verte Sinkon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:43:00 -
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The 6th post of a thread about us and HitIer has already been mentioned. |
Mijano
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:45:00 -
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Verte Sinkon wrote:The 6th post of a thread about us and HitIer has already been mentioned. Oh, don't flatter yourself. H!tler was about to conquer Europe. You conquered a computer-game.
I could've used Finland as an underdog fighting for its independence against the Russians; the point would've remained the same but since everybody for some reason think Stalin was a more nice guy than H!tler, it wouldn't have had the same emotional effect.
There, there. Cry for me. Let me see them salty tears. |
MountainDewistheBestSoda
Renegades of Death Ex umbra.
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:51:00 -
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Have Chribba hold the isk or no one will care. |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:54:00 -
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Miilla wrote:
Same way as Terrorists beat America :)
Um, just exactly how did the Terrorists beat America?
As for the op, while the intention and overall premise sounds good (Offering isk to rally up the troops to cleanse this infestation), I believe the GSF and their infamous leader are known for scamming.
I guess having a well known neutral 3rd party verifying the isk is secured would probably subdue any doubts and quickly boost involvement. |
Mijano
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.05.26 14:57:00 -
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DeMichael Crimson wrote:Um, just exactly how did the Terrorists beat America? The more interesting question would be: Is America more free now than it was before "the war on terror"? You know ****'s gone bad when you have to move people out of the country - but still in the country - to avoid screwing over your own constitution. |
Kiteo Hatto
The Fiction Factory Blue Nation
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Posted - 2012.05.26 15:00:00 -
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OP, RL money better spent hiring a hitman. Just sayin' |
Jonah Gravenstein
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Posted - 2012.05.26 15:02:00 -
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Dammit, I didn't even manage to post before someone invoked "Godwin's Law"
First page has to be a record War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Mijano
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.05.26 15:05:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Dammit, I didn't even manage to post before someone invoked " Godwin's Law" First page has to be a record Yes. Godwin's law is nothing special, though. Through cultural, Western morality, we have been taught that humanity has never bred evil so great as H!tler; before H!tler it was the devil, but since I'm not insane, i.e. religious, I prefer to use H!tler rather than Lucifer. I'd use Stalin, but communism doesn't have the same effect.
By the way, your post about this being "a record" falls flat considering that it just isn't mentioned in other threads. I use extreme examples because I just don't give a **** if a few goons feel all sensitive with tears and whatnot, but since most people do, they don't bring forth H!tler. |
HVAC Repairman
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.05.26 15:10:00 -
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the OPs avatar looks like what a child of the joker and conan o'brien would look like |
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