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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.05 17:24:00 -
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My poor MWD fit blaster-boat. *sniffles*
I made an Eve Parody about it to complain to CCP instead of type it all out. You can listen to it here: Flavor of the Month
I've been gone from Eve for a couple of years, so if you aren't familiar with my tunes, you can check out the main thread HERE.
I gave this song its own thread because I think this is one of the best parodies I've ever done. :) If you want to sing along...here's the lyrics! ---------------------------- Hello Ammar, what's the latest You got boosted, now you're the greatest And by boosted, you know what I mean. Everyone else got nerfed you big fat drama queen
Hey Caldari, all your ships rock Its because you, love to suck **** ECM ships, its just the facts Achura skill distribution is just plain hacks
All the Minnies, have their duct tape Fear their Huggin, you know it can **** Dual webbers, at such long range If I may I'll say I think its time for a change.
I'm Gallente, and I'm pining. Blasters got nerfed, time for whining! Microwarpdrives, now a bad fit. Fix my ship before I go and cancel and quit
CCP why did you nerf me CCP you hate Gallente Megathrons are lame and now outstripped. I might get ganked out of my ship. CCP please give my ship a major buff You know you need to fix my stuff Don't leave me as a gimp My ship is now a wimp.
Please unnerf me, I won't cause trouble And I'll even, pay you double. And I promise, no more trolling And volunteer for free if it will get you rolling
Wait a minute, there's a dev post Nerfs for all of you, now you'll be toast more drone damage, a silver lining CCP will you just disregard this whining.
This is the Hidden track shhh... Tired of hearing about Tay Zonday and Chocolate Rain So here's my take on it.
Crap out of an airplane and you get Buttcheeks out the window of the plane Three miles up the turds begin to fall Hope that they don't hit my house or car like brown ninjas falling from the sky But they are not the only kind of Obama parachutes from Air force one The president is falling through the sky He opens up his chute and now he is Hope he doesn't get hit by a turd that brown ninjas landing on his chute You just shat upon our president
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Urban Mongral
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.05 17:28:00 -
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FIRST!!
EPIC SONG
Nice job Curzon! ---------------------------------------------
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Cypherous
Minmatar Liberty Rogues Rally Against Evil
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Posted - 2009.08.05 17:30:00 -
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LOL awesome song especially the last part you rock dude \o/
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Cat o'Ninetails
Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2009.08.05 17:33:00 -
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cute lol :)
xx
Yay! Six months of defending! \o/ <3 to Abrazzar! |
Slave 2739FKZ
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Posted - 2009.08.05 17:34:00 -
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*Is a crybaby* *Loves solopwnmobiles* *Is gallente*
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Regat Kozovv
Caldari Alcothology
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Posted - 2009.08.05 17:52:00 -
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Welcome back Dax. =)
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James Vayne
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Posted - 2009.08.05 18:11:00 -
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Genius, lol.
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.08.05 18:16:00 -
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Needs more wife. ♥
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Professor Tarantula
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Posted - 2009.08.05 18:17:00 -
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As someone who just switched from Minmatar to Gallente i question the accuracy of this poem.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.05 18:21:00 -
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Originally by: Professor Tarantula As someone who just switched from Minmatar to Gallente i question the accuracy of this poem.
I have a sneaking suspicion that you didn't listen to the song, look at the title of it, nor understand what its about. o.O
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Mors Magne
M. Corp Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.08.05 18:24:00 -
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Thanks! I enjoy listening to your songs.
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Professor Tarantula
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Posted - 2009.08.05 18:33:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Professor Tarantula As someone who just switched from Minmatar to Gallente i question the accuracy of this poem.
I have a sneaking suspicion that you didn't listen to the song, look at the title of it, nor understand what its about. o.O
You have bad intuition, then.
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Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy Black Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2009.08.05 18:35:00 -
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yeah, I play Amarr (not "Ammar") and Gallente exclusively; the complaints are largely not valid... but then drone improvement is welcome.
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis The Space P0lice
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Posted - 2009.08.05 18:38:00 -
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Great as always Curzon. *** Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2 WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Novantco
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2009.08.05 19:00:00 -
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Bloody brilliant!
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.08.05 20:51:00 -
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What drone improvement is this?
Also ****in' A.
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Sgt Napalm
SiN. Corp Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.08.05 20:54:00 -
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Paging Farjung, lofty29 and so on. Fantastic Dax. Thanks!
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.08.05 21:00:00 -
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Im sorry, i stoppeed reading after you misspelled 'Amarr'
Originally by: Akita T
Seriously ?
...wow... I'm such a forum ho' !
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.05 21:19:00 -
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Originally by: Lance Fighter Im sorry, i stoppeed reading after you misspelled 'Amarr'
I almost stopped reading after you didn't put a period at the end of your sentence, but managed to struggle on through the misspellings and horrifically maimed attempt at intelligent communication that you vomited through your keyboard to splash against my screen.
And I fixed Amarr for you.
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Sharp Feather
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.08.05 21:21:00 -
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LOL, very funny song!
Keep hem coming! LOGIC & MORE LOGIC
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.08.05 21:38:00 -
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Nice one Curzon ♥
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5pinDizzy
Amarr Caldari State 1st Protectorate
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Posted - 2009.08.05 22:19:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Lance Fighter Im sorry, i stoppeed reading after you misspelled 'Amarr'
I almost stopped reading after you didn't put a period at the end of your sentence, but managed to struggle on through the misspellings and horrifically maimed attempt at intelligent communication that you vomited through your keyboard to splash against my screen.
And I fixed Amarr for you.
Ouch, I almost felt that one.
Remind me not to get on your bad side.
P.S Chocolate rain part was actually my favourite, specially the first few parts. "Hope they don't hit my house or car" had me lolling.
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.08.05 22:55:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Lance Fighter Im sorry, i stoppeed reading after you misspelled 'Amarr'
I almost stopped reading after you didn't put a period at the end of your sentence, but managed to struggle on through the misspellings and horrifically maimed attempt at intelligent communication that you vomited through your keyboard to splash against my screen.
And I fixed Amarr for you.
aww thanks :D
Originally by: Akita T
Seriously ?
...wow... I'm such a forum ho' !
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voogru
Gallente Massive Damage United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2009.08.06 01:59:00 -
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<3
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RazerKill
Core Factor
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Posted - 2009.08.06 02:45:00 -
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lol epic XD PiRatE KiTtY |
Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.08.06 04:24:00 -
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LOL WIN ======= Homeworld Hamachi Network
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Bellum Eternus
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.08.06 07:22:00 -
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Curzon-
While your other stuff was always fairly entertaining, you've really outdid yourself this time. Great stuff. And lol about blaster boats... I feel ya.
Bellum Eternus Inveniam viam aut faciam.
Death of Virtue is Recruiting
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The Crushah
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.08.06 07:23:00 -
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Good stuff Curzon. I decided to cross train everything anticipating the next nerf.
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Poison Box
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Posted - 2009.08.06 07:28:00 -
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Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails cute lol :)
xx
I find it really disturbing that as a male you blow kisses at other males, role play or not.
Great tune Curzon, welcome back.
PB
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Robert0288
Caldari g guild Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2009.08.06 08:06:00 -
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Posting in epic thread. I came hear looking for tears, instead I left with tears in my eyes from laughing.
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