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Got Coffee
Wyld Technologies Foundation
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Posted - 2009.08.08 02:16:00 -
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You know when you try to become a corp thief, you usually plan for the long haul. Where you slowly maneuver yourself into position of trust and power, and when the time is right you clean them out like no one business. Those are usually the long term rules for thieves. Yet once in a while you get an easy target that does most of the work for you. These are the marks that make it nice, neat, and a lot easier.
Thank you Nisaba Syndicate of the New Eden Retail Federation. And especially their leader Aelisha. Thank for you not only being easy marks, but almost handing me the silver platter worth roughly 4.5 billion, give or take a bit. All I hate to do was give you access to my ability to manufacture and my innate ability to self preservation. All done w/in less than 2 weeks, approx. 12 days. Along w/the fact that a good portion of it's already spoken for to be sold to mates.
I mean come on. We were on our way through low-sec to take down a small POS. When we encountered and were intercepted by a random a gate camp. Your fleet commander had forgotten his guts in the other jump clone and completely forgot how to engage fleets. So quickly I took charge in a futile attempt take on the hostile fleet, but the fumbling FC and CEO of Corax botched it up from the get and the hostiles were more than a match for our fleet, so it didn't turn out so well. Though I didnĘt think anything by it and suddenly you guys became even more puppy eyed and start handing out promotions allowing me more access to corp hanger divisions and even shiny medals. Hell, a better position in the corp, with greater access to even more corp hanger divisions, wasnĘt exactly my expectation, not so quickly anyway.
But you donĘt look a gifted horse in the mouth. Especially when this horse gives you access to approx 90% of thier corp assets. So thank you NISYN, for 1 Loki, 40 tech 3 Subsystems, 1 researched capital armor plates BPO, about 10 researched cruiser BPOs multiple assortment of T2 BPCs (one being a Rhea), 8-10 Battleships, and last but not least a few battle cruisers. & a very long list of other BPOs, BPC Materials to build quite a bit of various items, along with a tad bit of iskies from the corp wallet
And for what? My roguish charm? Well you have it, that and the echoing memories inside your empty hangers. So thanks for the easy pickings, hopefully you forget soon about me. For I will blow the nice chunk of isk, after a few quick resales, fast enough. And you guys provided me with enough material to entertain myself with for a while. Once the stuff is gone, I will gladly visit you guys again. Hopefully you guys havenĘt learned to randomly give positions next time around. I would hate for someone to beat me to it. I like easy pickings, but now I need a greater challenge and something more worthwhile to crow about.
Got Your Stuff1 Got Your Stuff2 Got Your Stuff3 Got Your Stuff4
-Got Coffee
I be the one w/that good stuff! =P The bringer of man, the one that ppl wake up for in the morning & keeps u going thru the day(s)! My question is, do u Got it too, Got Coffee ? |
Lightningshade
Caldari The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.08.08 02:18:00 -
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tl;dr version - thanks for the cheese.
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Comona
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Posted - 2009.08.08 02:28:00 -
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But now everyone knows you're a corp thief, or is that part of the next challenge?
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Zar Terra
MacroIntel United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2009.08.08 02:48:00 -
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Cool story, bro.
-= NightShifter =-
Originally by: Dirk Magnum On the one hand I love a metaphorical trainwreck but come on. This is sort of like crashing a plane on top of a train that's already wrecked.
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ecoi
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Posted - 2009.08.08 03:22:00 -
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Dude u suck and i hope u roast in hell with all ur new shinny ****.
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar Republic University
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Posted - 2009.08.08 05:03:00 -
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Originally by: Lightningshade tl;dr version - thanks for the cheese.
How much whine came with that cheese? And did you know that this is in fact Surfin's Plunderbunny's forum alt? It's official! |
Dennard
Caldari Northern Cross Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.08.08 06:44:00 -
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Edited by: Dennard on 08/08/2009 06:52:38 Nice haul
Will you be posting any hate mail or chat logs? Those are entertaining.
[<Capitalism knows only one color: that color is green; all else is necessarily subservient to it, hence, race, gender and ethnicity cannot be considered within it.- Thomas Sowell>] |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.08 06:57:00 -
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*sigh* I never get the easy ones.....
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.08.08 07:03:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin *sigh* I never get the easy ones.....
You got me
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Speshtard
Amarr Malevolent Intentions
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Posted - 2009.08.08 09:06:00 -
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Originally by: ecoi Dude u suck and i hope u roast in hell with all ur new shinny ****.
TL:dr waaaaah i want my stuffs _________________________________________________ If you're tired of all this 'Paste this into your signature' crap, paste this into your sig.... Oh crap. |
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Soliscout
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Posted - 2009.08.08 10:12:00 -
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cool story bro...would read again after downtime
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.08 11:58:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Originally by: Lana Torrin *sigh* I never get the easy ones.....
You got me
Yeah but I'd hardly say you were an easy one.. I've been working on you for months and what have a got to show for it.. a new account that I paid for....
I think im the one being taken for a ride in this deal...
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Paris Killton
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Posted - 2009.08.08 16:59:00 -
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Originally by: ecoi Dude u suck and i hope u roast in hell with all ur new shinny ****.
God ain't no carebear you damn pansy!
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Jonny 101
Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.08.08 17:15:00 -
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I was never able to do corp theft myself, I just can't pretend to like and be nice to idiots for that long, i'd snap and hire mercenaries on them and start yelling at them on ventrilo.
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Absalom Marathon
The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.08.08 17:15:00 -
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I love you. Now quick! Gimme a battleship bro. Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Signatures must also contain content relevant to your character or EVE Online. Begpo KpoBu |
Larkonis Trassler
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Posted - 2009.08.08 17:16:00 -
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Nice haul bro, considerably better than many of the pathetic thefts reported on here recently. Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist No. Larkonis |
Amber Saint
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.08.08 17:20:00 -
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I wouldn't have trusted any one with that sort of avatar
THATS RIGHT IM RANK 3, HIGHEST RANKING C&P REGULAR = ERGO IM THE REAL DEAL SO NO IDIOTS OK? |
FU22
Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2009.08.08 17:37:00 -
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Good haul
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FireT
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Posted - 2009.08.08 18:05:00 -
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Have my babies?
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DarkSchneider666
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Posted - 2009.08.08 19:08:00 -
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That's some pretty nice stuff you got, and pretty dumb of that CEO to give that high role.
Say what's that Large "Outlaw", Prospector Magnetic, etc blueprint you got? I thought there were no such thing as named blueprints.
Oh you still have that Megathron? I'll buy it off you.
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Amber Saint
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.08.08 19:16:00 -
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^ It's a cosmos item, and BPCs do exist for those
THATS RIGHT IM RANK 3, HIGHEST RANKING C&P REGULAR = ERGO IM THE REAL DEAL SO NO IDIOTS OK? |
Joseph Foster
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.08 20:04:00 -
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/applause Sweet haul! Maybe I could get into doing stuff like this once I return from deployment!
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Lightningshade
Caldari The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.08.08 20:06:00 -
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Edited by: Lightningshade on 08/08/2009 20:06:29 I'll pay 50 mil to find this idiots main - Then when I eventually finish mining, I shall take ride in my Thorax and hunt im dwn
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Joe Starbreaker
The Fighting Republicans
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Posted - 2009.08.08 21:11:00 -
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I, too, could never pull this off. I tried once, made an alt and infiltrated a couple of nice corps, almost got my hands on their POS operations, but got sick of playing nice with idiots. Sold the character. I'll try again one day.
= the GOP is recruiting = |
Corporate Thief
Caldari Code Triage
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Posted - 2009.08.08 21:27:00 -
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Drop me a mail (in-game), I have a file that may need your attention ---
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Wreck X
Starfall Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.08.08 23:27:00 -
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Nice haul brotha, I like to think of you as an "educator" and not so harshly as a thief lol.
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Lightningshade
Caldari The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.08.08 23:31:00 -
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Originally by: Wreck X Nice haul brotha, I like to think of you as an "educator" and not so harshly as a thief lol.
He cant be your bother, you havent slept with him...
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.09 04:38:00 -
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Originally by: Jonny 101 I was never able to do corp theft myself, I just can't pretend to like and be nice to idiots for that long, i'd snap and hire mercenaries on them and start yelling at them on ventrilo.
I've found its a LOT easier if you don't get on vent with them... If you don't think of them as real people then its usually not an issue.
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.09 07:54:00 -
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WTB Loki, no VIN number required. _
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.08.09 12:08:00 -
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Originally by: Amber Saint I wouldn't have trusted any one with that sort of avatar
I go by the "do not trust anyone" "especially not a Caldari" "even moreso Achura" - line. Having a cool name like the OP makes it scream warning signals all over the place for me. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
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