Taraki Orani
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Posted - 2009.08.12 20:18:00 -
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Massive Reward
for Dangerous Wormhole Rescue!
Jita, July-8-2009 A huge billion ISK reward has been offered by a wealthy multi-billionare tycoon for the successful rescue of his missing intergalactic-playboy son, HONDAMAN, reported lost on a hazardous industrial operation deep in a deadly Class 5 wormhole system.
HONDAMAN was confirmed missing yesterday after venturing off on an exploratory mission into the twisting depths of a labyrinthine wormhole network. His anguished corpmates could only watch in terror as a newly discovered Class 5 wormhole into a hellish sleeper-infested system collapsed only moments after HONDAMAN's T3 Tengu class vessel intrepidly passed through into the unknown!
A garbled and distorted transmission was recieved as the wormhole, always notoriously unstable artifacts, began to disintegrate.
*** Transmission Begins ***
ôGuys the wormhole's going... launcher... forgot the bl... probe launcher... repeat, no probes.. there's no way out... J124949, repeat it's J124... et help... stuck... o way out... elp!... MOMMMY... <static>ö
*** Transmission Ends ***
Without a probe launcher, HONDAMAN will be stuck eternally in the inhospitable wormhole system of J124949, unable to find the safety of empire, and at the mercy of the elusive and deadly Sleepers, or worse, despicable wormhole pirates.
HONDAMAN's father, a reknowned industrial behemoth of considerable fortune, who wishes to remain anonymous, earlier stated. ôThe bloody idiot's gone off in a Tengu and got himself lost. Personally I'd leave him there, but my wife seems to like him for some bizarre reason, so I'll pay a billion ISK, that's right, a BILLION isk, to the pilot who goes into wormhole space, locates system J124949, gets a message to my son, and scouts him back to the safety of Empire. Bring him back and the ISK's yours!ö
HONDAMAN's distraught mother - the scandalously notorious former galactic pop sensation LoveBomb 5000 - had this to say... ôSomeone needs to find my baby, he's not the brightest kid to start with, and his intelligence implant must have been broken for him to go off into a dangerous wormhole without a probe launcher! But we love him dearly! Find my little snugglemuffin before he gets himself smooshed!ö
Time is running out, and a billion ISK reward awaits the bold hero who plumbs the depths of the unknown to rescue the luckless HONDAMAN!
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