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Ly'sol
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.13 02:22:00 -
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My Torpedeo
How long since you have waited in my bay with a hundreds of brothers. Now is your moment! Locked in the breach skids, gyros spinning up! Your fantastic semi-sentient mind sparks to life! Warming up beneath the glow of your devilish payload your evil little thrusters comes to life as you are released from your cradle and ejected on your electromagnetic slide!!
Into space!
How your mind must be in awe seeing the infrared, visible light, and gravity waves that only we pod pilots can sense as well! Flying in formation with your brothers you find the first thing you want to kill.
But wait! My lovely torpedo, your port thruster is 60% weaker than your starboard! I mash the detonation button as I see your devilish trail performing lazy left turn. What are you doing?! Match your thruster output! You ungrateful weapon! I give you a target to selflessly destroy yourself on and this is my repayment?! To turn back towards your master?!
All I think of as your disloyal warhead detonates against its masterĘs hull in alliance with my enemies isą.
ōI really suck at this pod pilot thing. First Woofy..now this. Dammit.ö Click here for Lysol's Linky Library |
Gottii
Minmatar Re-Awakened Technologies Inc Electus Matari
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Posted - 2009.08.13 03:11:00 -
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Do you take requests? I would love to hear an ode to Barrage autocannon ammo...
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sHERU
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Posted - 2009.08.13 06:10:00 -
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Oh yeah, requests would be nice...
I recommend doing one about laser turrets.
Bonus points if you manage to slip in a suggestive relationship between Capboosters and Laserturrets |
Dante Vailatti
Gallente University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.08.13 12:40:00 -
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*sigh*
Yet another Caldari who looks at a torpedo and mourns his overly-small erm...rocket.
D.
"In the promise of another world A dreadful knowledge comes How even space can modulate And earthly things be done."
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Ze'ev Sinraali
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Posted - 2009.08.13 19:00:00 -
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Maybe it just wanted to be like Woofy for you? -------------------------- Celebrate the real heroes; buy your crew dinner. |
Ly'sol
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.14 02:36:00 -
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Edited by: Ly''sol on 14/08/2009 02:38:24 Edited by: Ly''sol on 14/08/2009 02:36:40
Originally by: Dante Vailatti *sigh*
Yet another Caldari who looks at a torpedo and mourns his overly-small erm...rocket.
D.
Young Gallente,
I am Tierijev built...true and through of a shunned genome. I am no more Caldari as you are Amarr. I am a post-humane freespacer, I do not support your brainwashed nationalistic meme with chain you done.
That said, I am more than willing to Torpedeo you from behind with a kinetic warhead.
Ze'ev Sinraali, Perhaps in some sense the emotional void was somehow pre-destined to be filled by a large anti-matter explosion! Funny how the universe works, isnt it. Full circle.
In regards to requests...perhaps. I am fond of autocannons but the brillent short lived power of lasers are better and very humourus analogy than what Mr. Gallente Nationalist has provided to me. Click here for Lysol's Linky Library |
Dante Vailatti
Gallente University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.08.14 12:24:00 -
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Wow, I do belive he's actually making a pass at me.
I'm flattered, thank you.
D.
"In the promise of another world A dreadful knowledge comes How even space can modulate And earthly things be done."
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Ze'ev Sinraali
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Posted - 2009.08.15 13:20:00 -
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Originally by: Ly'sol Edited by: Ly''sol on 14/08/2009 02:38:24 Edited by: Ly''sol on 14/08/2009 02:36:40
Young Gallente,
I am Tierijev built...true and through of a shunned genome. I am no more Caldari as you are Amarr. I am a post-humane freespacer, I do not support your brainwashed nationalistic meme with chain you done.
Tierijev? Where from? Don't say North Seihamma or I'll have to hit you.
On the other hand, if you don't want to be called Caldari, maybe you should strip the tag from that public ID. You know, the one that gets attached to everything you say around here. -------------------------- Celebrate the real heroes; buy your crew dinner. |
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