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B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:14:00 -
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Are you terrified of a fair fight? Is your real life at a all-time-low? Will the ability of destroying a ship with no guns, give your small mind the illusion of real PvP? Do you ever wonder if there are others, who like you, enjoying wearing women's cloths? GOOD NEWS!!! There is!!! Join Boobswarm today, and Emerge out of your closet like a Bold & Beautiful Butterfly..... |
Haldor Rune
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:15:00 -
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If Goonswarm is indeed helping the economy and promoting emergent gameplay and whatnot, they're more like Boonswarm, not Boobswarm. |
Lustralis
Tiny Holdings
9
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:16:00 -
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A singularly titular corporation name. |
Tenchi Sal
Dust Bunnies 514
56
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:18:00 -
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yum... boobs... and lots of them... |
Haldor Rune
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:19:00 -
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Tenchi Sal wrote:yum... boobs... and lots of them... I think we can, at least, all agree to this.
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Xavier Holtzman
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
33
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:19:00 -
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Troubled by the living? Is death the problem and not the solution? Unhappy with eternity? Having difficulty adjusting? Call Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!
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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
963
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:21:00 -
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Ah yes. You don't seem blue to us, perhaps you should consider it.
We love to blob and gank, just like you ! Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
7
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:27:00 -
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Alavaria Fera wrote:Ah yes. You don't seem blue to us, perhaps you should consider it.
We love to blob and gank, just like you !
:) Everyone give a warm grinding hug to one of the gender, confused little boys, using a female alt, Boobswarm members!!! |
Chris Cooley
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:29:00 -
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I like how kicking old ladies off of a scooter gets translated to "emergent gameplay".
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Mijano
Hakaari Inc.
17
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:31:00 -
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I think I died a little inside. |
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Invisusira
The Rising Stars Academy
61
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:31:00 -
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Why can't people who try to insult other people ever do it in coherent English?
rhetorical question, I know |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
7
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:33:00 -
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Chris Cooley wrote:I like how kicking old ladies off of a scooter gets translated to "emergent gameplay".
IKR...but I think what they really mean is that they are "Coming Out", ie "Emerging" |
Alia Gon'die
Aliastra Gallente Federation
11
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:37:00 -
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B0rg Hakaari wrote:Chris Cooley wrote:I like how kicking old ladies off of a scooter gets translated to "emergent gameplay". IKR...but I think what they really mean is that they are "Coming Out", ie "Emerging"
Will your boobswarm also have rampant homo and transphobia? Cause I can't get that in the normal Goonswarm. |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:38:00 -
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Haldor Rune wrote:Tenchi Sal wrote:yum... boobs... and lots of them... I think we can, at least, all agree to this.
Agreed :) But if you agree too, then you can't join because they hate boobs and think they are yucky. One of the requirements to join is that you must prefer the "other white meat" |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:41:00 -
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Alia Gon'die wrote: Will your boobswarm also have rampant homo and transphobia? Cause I can't get that in the normal Goonswarm.
Boobswarm |
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
392
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Posted - 2012.05.30 16:44:00 -
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Whoa, looks like we got a mad bro up in this thread. Do you smell what the Lock's cooking? |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:04:00 -
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The first 100 new recruits will receive a free gank b**** ship, that has a 50% shame bonus and 100% estrogen bonus!!! |
Riall
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
18
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:06:00 -
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What are the requirements for Boobswarm? Boobwaffe flies in teams of Domis right? -á"Buy PLEX, don't be a space butt" |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
1021
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:13:00 -
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Riall wrote:What are the requirements for Boobswarm? Boobwaffe flies in teams of Domis right? You have to be a 15 year old boy that creates their avatar to have massive boobs My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny |
Lady Ayeipsia
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
147
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:14:00 -
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B0rg Hakaari wrote:Alavaria Fera wrote:Ah yes. You don't seem blue to us, perhaps you should consider it.
We love to blob and gank, just like you ! :) Everyone give a warm grinding hug to one of the gender, confused little boys, using a female alt, Boobswarm members!!!
So it's the gender confused ones who would rather look at an image of a woman than a man? I never understood the logic that if you are a male, yet play a female, you are gender confused. If I am playing a game for a long time, stuck staring at a butt or face on screen, I prefer to see a woman's face or butt instead of a man's. I don't know, I just find women more attractive. |
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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
965
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:16:00 -
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Lady Ayeipsia wrote:So it's the gender confused ones who would rather look at an image of a woman than a man? I never understood the logic that if you are a male, yet play a female, you are gender confused. If I am playing a game for a long time, stuck staring at a butt or face on screen, I prefer to see a woman's face or butt instead of a man's. I don't know, I just find women more attractive. Whoa whoa, let's not get too wild out here on the EVEO forums...
Besides, the pilots image is mostly a forums thing. In game, you don't look at it much, rather you look at your cool ship. As long as you're flying in space.
Rather than say, walking in stations. Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:16:00 -
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Lady Ayeipsia wrote:
So it's the gender confused ones who would rather look at an image of a woman than a man? I never understood the logic that if you are a male, yet play a female, you are gender confused. If I am playing a game for a long time, stuck staring at a butt or face on screen, I prefer to see a woman's face or butt instead of a man's. I don't know, I just find women more attractive.
I rest my case.....Do you also stare into a mirror for hours, while wearing your mommies cloths? |
Lady Ayeipsia
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
147
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:20:00 -
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B0rg Hakaari wrote:Haldor Rune wrote:Tenchi Sal wrote:yum... boobs... and lots of them... I think we can, at least, all agree to this. Agreed :) But if you agree too, then you can't join because they hate boobs and think they are yucky. One of the requirements to join is that you must prefer the "other white meat"
Yucky? Seriously? That is the best you can come up with? There are over a quarter if a million words in the English language, and the best you could come up with is yucky? |
hedge betts Shiyurida
State War Academy Caldari State
14
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:20:00 -
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Id make mine bigger but ccp put a limiter on these puppies. Cup the balls, and work the shaft |
Nastrado
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
11
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:22:00 -
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B0rg Hakaari wrote: Are you terrified of a fair fight? Is your real life at a all-time-low? Will the ability of destroying a ship with no guns, give your small mind the illusion of real PvP? Do you ever wonder if there are others, who like you, enjoying wearing women's cloths? GOOD NEWS!!! There is!!! Join Boobswarm today, and Emerge out of your closet like a Bold & Beautiful Butterfly.....
Seems someone got some sand from the sandbox in their lady parts |
Lady Ayeipsia
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
147
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:28:00 -
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B0rg Hakaari wrote:Lady Ayeipsia wrote:
So it's the gender confused ones who would rather look at an image of a woman than a man? I never understood the logic that if you are a male, yet play a female, you are gender confused. If I am playing a game for a long time, stuck staring at a butt or face on screen, I prefer to see a woman's face or butt instead of a man's. I don't know, I just find women more attractive.
I rest my case.....Do you also stare into a mirror for hours, while wearing your mommies cloths?
No, my mother has horrible fashion sense. I at least have the decency to crossdress using only the best designer labels. |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:30:00 -
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Nastrado wrote:B0rg Hakaari wrote: Are you terrified of a fair fight? Is your real life at a all-time-low? Will the ability of destroying a ship with no guns, give your small mind the illusion of real PvP? Do you ever wonder if there are others, who like you, enjoying wearing women's cloths? GOOD NEWS!!! There is!!! Join Boobswarm today, and Emerge out of your closet like a Bold & Beautiful Butterfly..... Seems someone got some sand from the sandbox in their lady parts
Not at all, just trying to help you girls out ;) |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:32:00 -
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Lady Ayeipsia wrote:B0rg Hakaari wrote:Lady Ayeipsia wrote:
So it's the gender confused ones who would rather look at an image of a woman than a man? I never understood the logic that if you are a male, yet play a female, you are gender confused. If I am playing a game for a long time, stuck staring at a butt or face on screen, I prefer to see a woman's face or butt instead of a man's. I don't know, I just find women more attractive.
I rest my case.....Do you also stare into a mirror for hours, while wearing your mommies cloths? No, my mother has horrible fashion sense. I at least have the decency to crossdress using only the best designer labels.
You go RuPaul!!! |
Nastrado
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
11
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:34:00 -
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Why the need to bash people's sexual orientation and or gender? |
Serene Repose
Perkone Caldari State
846
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:34:00 -
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Haldor Rune wrote:If Goonswarm is indeed helping the economy and promoting emergent gameplay and whatnot, they're more like Boonswarm, not Boobswarm. I'll bite. Run it down for me. How are they "helping" the economy. I've got all week. Take your time. I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á |
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Destrudas
EVE Protection Agency Intrepid Crossing
0
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:35:00 -
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B0rg Hakaari wrote:Lady Ayeipsia wrote:
So it's the gender confused ones who would rather look at an image of a woman than a man? I never understood the logic that if you are a male, yet play a female, you are gender confused. If I am playing a game for a long time, stuck staring at a butt or face on screen, I prefer to see a woman's face or butt instead of a man's. I don't know, I just find women more attractive.
I rest my case.....Do you also stare into a mirror for hours, while wearing your mommies cloths?
I often stare in the mirror for extended periods of time, usually naked; but that's because I'm a narcissist. |
Serene Repose
Perkone Caldari State
846
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:35:00 -
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Alavaria Fera wrote:Lady Ayeipsia wrote:So it's the gender confused ones who would rather look at an image of a woman than a man? I never understood the logic that if you are a male, yet play a female, you are gender confused. If I am playing a game for a long time, stuck staring at a butt or face on screen, I prefer to see a woman's face or butt instead of a man's. I don't know, I just find women more attractive. Whoa whoa, let's not get too wild out here on the EVEO forums... Besides, the pilots image is mostly a forums thing. In game, you don't look at it much, rather you look at your cool ship. As long as you're flying in space. Rather than say, walking in stations. Well. Now I know why every time I pass you in space, lean out my window and wave, you never wave back! Harumph! I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:38:00 -
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Nastrado wrote:Why the need to bash people's sexual orientation and or gender?
"bash"? I'm trying to help your cause....boy, you're really confused, aren't you? You must have been a member of Boobswarm for a long time ;P |
Riall
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
18
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:48:00 -
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hedge betts Shiyurida wrote:Id make mine bigger but ccp put a limiter on these puppies. I know, right? These are just too darn small. They don't make me think of a world where genetic engineering and cloning are run-of-the-mill technologies. -á"Buy PLEX, don't be a space butt" |
terrly bronks
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2012.05.30 17:51:00 -
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Serene Repose wrote:Haldor Rune wrote:If Goonswarm is indeed helping the economy and promoting emergent gameplay and whatnot, they're more like Boonswarm, not Boobswarm. I'll bite. Run it down for me. How are they "helping" the economy. I've got all week. Take your time.
lulzzzzzzzzzz
the only economy it is helping is the Goons Economy
Builders of T2 have to buy the Moon stuff from the Goons
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Jamie Dallocort
The Montauks The Paganism Alliance
1
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:06:00 -
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Lady Ayeipsia wrote:B0rg Hakaari wrote:Alavaria Fera wrote:Ah yes. You don't seem blue to us, perhaps you should consider it.
We love to blob and gank, just like you ! :) Everyone give a warm grinding hug to one of the gender, confused little boys, using a female alt, Boobswarm members!!! So it's the gender confused ones who would rather look at an image of a woman than a man? I never understood the logic that if you are a male, yet play a female, you are gender confused. If I am playing a game for a long time, stuck staring at a butt or face on screen, I prefer to see a woman's face or butt instead of a man's. I don't know, I just find women more attractive.
Not really...the argument is redundant nowadays lol
Its more of an alter ego...playing as a male is correct and more immersible as that character is me. If I make a female character to ogle (or in polite terms more pleasing to the eye) because im worried I might be gay for choosing a character the same sex as me... I probs will have to question a few things...like later in life will I be wearing a thong because boxers are uglier and let everything hang loose...and will force me to sit down on the toilet because looking at my own junk is less pleasing then if i had a vagina. Playing a character that is your sex is more correct in my eyes...as at least if your talking to a female, then your not talking to a 40yr old bloke who fancies his avatar and likes Japanese school girls being raped by tentacles...or along those lines :) |
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
394
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:08:00 -
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Destrudas wrote:B0rg Hakaari wrote:Lady Ayeipsia wrote:
So it's the gender confused ones who would rather look at an image of a woman than a man? I never understood the logic that if you are a male, yet play a female, you are gender confused. If I am playing a game for a long time, stuck staring at a butt or face on screen, I prefer to see a woman's face or butt instead of a man's. I don't know, I just find women more attractive.
I rest my case.....Do you also stare into a mirror for hours, while wearing your mommies cloths? I often stare in the mirror for extended periods of time, usually naked; but that's because I'm a narcissist.
[to a mirror] Would you **** me? I'd **** me. I'd **** me hard. Do you smell what the Lock's cooking? |
Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy Black Sun Alliance
179
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:09:00 -
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Haldor Rune wrote:If Goonswarm is indeed helping the economy and promoting emergent gameplay and whatnot, they're more like Boonswarm, not Boobswarm.
this man believes the propaganda...having followed the markets religously, I don't buy it. [IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/OldST.jpg[/IMG] |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:12:00 -
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THE L0CK wrote: [to a mirror] Would you **** me? I'd **** me. I'd **** me hard.
LOL... I bet pink is your color, am I right? Does it bring out your eyes? Or does it flatter the hair on your back? |
Degren
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
1088
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:17:00 -
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edit: Nevermind. Just...ick. Take a bath. You don't know |
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The Slayer
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:19:00 -
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Every time someone makes the "goons can't have a real fight against a real enemy" thing I feel the need to point out that we destroyed 3 IRC CSAAs this month, in addition to the whole hulkageddon thing. The murder of pubbies is in ADDITION to that whole 0.0 thing we do, not instead of it. |
Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
249
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:20:00 -
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Nastrado wrote:Why the need to bash people's sexual orientation and or gender?
Because
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Riall
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
18
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:20:00 -
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Jamie Dallocort wrote:...Playing a character that is your sex is more correct in my eyes...as at least if your talking to a female, then your not talking to a 40yr old bloke who fancies his avatar and likes Japanese school girls being raped by tentacles...or along those lines :) ... So you're really asking everyone else to play a certain way because of your own discomfort? You're worried that enjoying the appearance of a cartoon might mean that you're turned on by the creator of the cartoon? Be at ease, it really doesn't mean that at all.
And for the record, most Eve players don't role play at all. "Alt" means "Alternate Character" not "Alter Ego".
-á"Buy PLEX, don't be a space butt" |
Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
249
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:22:00 -
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The Slayer wrote:Every time someone makes the "goons can't have a real fight against a real enemy" thing I feel the need to point out that we destroyed 3 IRC CSAAs this month, in addition to the whole hulkageddon thing. The murder of pubbies is in ADDITION to that whole 0.0 thing we do, not instead of it.
How comes your not a Goon anymore ?
Tal
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Ban Bindy
Bindy Brothers Pottery Association
190
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:23:00 -
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Lady Ayeipsia wrote:B0rg Hakaari wrote:Alavaria Fera wrote:Ah yes. You don't seem blue to us, perhaps you should consider it.
We love to blob and gank, just like you ! :) Everyone give a warm grinding hug to one of the gender, confused little boys, using a female alt, Boobswarm members!!! So it's the gender confused ones who would rather look at an image of a woman than a man? I never understood the logic that if you are a male, yet play a female, you are gender confused. If I am playing a game for a long time, stuck staring at a butt or face on screen, I prefer to see a woman's face or butt instead of a man's. I don't know, I just find women more attractive.
If you're ever able to walk in stations and you start to get hit on by the boys, you'll probably feel differently about your avatar. |
Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
249
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:25:00 -
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Ban Bindy wrote:Lady Ayeipsia wrote:B0rg Hakaari wrote:Alavaria Fera wrote:Ah yes. You don't seem blue to us, perhaps you should consider it.
We love to blob and gank, just like you ! :) Everyone give a warm grinding hug to one of the gender, confused little boys, using a female alt, Boobswarm members!!! So it's the gender confused ones who would rather look at an image of a woman than a man? I never understood the logic that if you are a male, yet play a female, you are gender confused. If I am playing a game for a long time, stuck staring at a butt or face on screen, I prefer to see a woman's face or butt instead of a man's. I don't know, I just find women more attractive. If you're ever able to walk in stations and you start to get hit on by the boys, you'll probably feel differently about your avatar.
Or maybe not, me thinks the lady doth protest to much
Tal
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Ban Bindy
Bindy Brothers Pottery Association
190
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:25:00 -
[47] - Quote
The Slayer wrote:Every time someone makes the "goons can't have a real fight against a real enemy" thing I feel the need to point out that we destroyed 3 IRC CSAAs this month, in addition to the whole hulkageddon thing. The murder of pubbies is in ADDITION to that whole 0.0 thing we do, not instead of it.
Oh, wow, so impressive. Really. I'm serious. You guys are so massive. So potent. Amazing talent. Given that there are only 9000+ of you, I don't see how you manage to do it all. |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
22
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:31:00 -
[48] - Quote
Ban Bindy wrote:The Slayer wrote:Every time someone makes the "goons can't have a real fight against a real enemy" thing I feel the need to point out that we destroyed 3 IRC CSAAs this month, in addition to the whole hulkageddon thing. The murder of pubbies is in ADDITION to that whole 0.0 thing we do, not instead of it. Oh, wow, so impressive. Really. I'm serious. You guys are so massive. So potent. Amazing talent. Given that there are only 9000+ of you, I don't see how you manage to do it all.
It's kinda like walking into a gay pride convention...and the door locks behind you... |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
966
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:33:00 -
[49] - Quote
B0rg Hakaari wrote:Ban Bindy wrote:The Slayer wrote:Every time someone makes the "goons can't have a real fight against a real enemy" thing I feel the need to point out that we destroyed 3 IRC CSAAs this month, in addition to the whole hulkageddon thing. The murder of pubbies is in ADDITION to that whole 0.0 thing we do, not instead of it. Oh, wow, so impressive. Really. I'm serious. You guys are so massive. So potent. Amazing talent. Given that there are only 9000+ of you, I don't see how you manage to do it all. It's kinda like walking into a gay pride convention...and the door locks behind you... It's ... a trap?
Oh and we're blobbers, it's what we do Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd |
Xython
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
890
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:35:00 -
[50] - Quote
I'm torn.
On the one hand, this is a truly pathetic troll based on the ignorant stance that killing Hulks is a valid strategy because they can't fight back.
On the other hand, I do love me some *******.
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Kyshonuba
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:36:00 -
[51] - Quote
B0rg Hakaari wrote:
Take the proverbial impotent shy person who, while participating in a cyberspace interactive game, adopts the identity of an irresistible seducer or sadistic murderer. It is all too simple to say that this identity is just an imaginary escape from real-life
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I know a famous writer who wrote a book on this idea of freedom. It's called "Dr.Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
32
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:38:00 -
[52] - Quote
Alavaria Fera wrote:Oh and we're blobbers, it's what we do
"blobbers"? is that what you call that bulge on your cheek when a fellow boobswarm member put his ........................... WOAH, shut yo mouth |
Riall
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
18
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:41:00 -
[53] - Quote
B0rg Hakaari wrote:Alavaria Fera wrote:Oh and we're blobbers, it's what we do "blobbers"? is that what you call that bulge on your cheek when a fellow boobswarm member put his ........................... WOAH, shut yo mouth "Boobers", she meant "boobers." -á"Buy PLEX, don't be a space butt" |
Lucy Ferrr
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
38
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:46:00 -
[54] - Quote
Alavaria Fera wrote:Ah yes. You don't seem blue to us, perhaps you should consider it.
We love to blob and gank, just like you !
Theres a new alliance and you guys aren't blue yet? Your dipos must be dropping the ball. |
Linda Shadowborn
Dark Steel Industries
126
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:46:00 -
[55] - Quote
Lady Ayeipsia wrote:B0rg Hakaari wrote:Lady Ayeipsia wrote:
So it's the gender confused ones who would rather look at an image of a woman than a man? I never understood the logic that if you are a male, yet play a female, you are gender confused. If I am playing a game for a long time, stuck staring at a butt or face on screen, I prefer to see a woman's face or butt instead of a man's. I don't know, I just find women more attractive.
I rest my case.....Do you also stare into a mirror for hours, while wearing your mommies cloths? No, my mother has horrible fashion sense. I at least have the decency to crossdress using only the best designer labels.
i laughed :) +1 |
Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
1099
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:48:00 -
[56] - Quote
Chris Cooley wrote:I like how kicking old ladies off of a scooter gets translated to "emergent gameplay". How the hell did you find out what I do in my spare time?!
"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"-á-á-MXZF |
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
394
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:50:00 -
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B0rg Hakaari wrote:THE L0CK wrote: [to a mirror] Would you **** me? I'd **** me. I'd **** me hard.
LOL... I bet pink is your color, am I right? Does it bring out your eyes? Or does it flatter the hair on your back?
If you whisper sweet nothings in my ear and take me to a nice dinner you just may find out big boy Do you smell what the Lock's cooking? |
Katja Faith
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
130
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Posted - 2012.05.30 18:51:00 -
[58] - Quote
Invisusira wrote:Why can't people who try to insult other people ever do it in coherent English?
rhetorical question, I know
Nobody ever said Goonies' alts were smart. Just peruse the SA forums for proof... |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
33
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Posted - 2012.05.30 19:21:00 -
[59] - Quote
THE L0CK wrote:B0rg Hakaari wrote:THE L0CK wrote: [to a mirror] Would you **** me? I'd **** me. I'd **** me hard.
LOL... I bet pink is your color, am I right? Does it bring out your eyes? Or does it flatter the hair on your back? If you whisper sweet nothings in my ear and take me to a nice dinner you just may find out big boy
OMFGawd!! Really? ok....ok...shoot< I can't think of anything to whisper to you ;( Can I just b****slap you instead? |
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
394
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Posted - 2012.05.30 19:29:00 -
[60] - Quote
B0rg Hakaari wrote:THE L0CK wrote:B0rg Hakaari wrote:THE L0CK wrote: [to a mirror] Would you **** me? I'd **** me. I'd **** me hard.
LOL... I bet pink is your color, am I right? Does it bring out your eyes? Or does it flatter the hair on your back? If you whisper sweet nothings in my ear and take me to a nice dinner you just may find out big boy OMFGawd!! Really? ok....ok...shoot< I can't think of anything to whisper to you ;( Can I just b****slap you instead?
Oh you're a spanker, my favorite flavor. It's nice to find another man who enjoys the open hand as much as I do. I should warn you that I have my own pain room. Maybe I can get you to come see it personally some time. Do you smell what the Lock's cooking? |
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B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
34
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Posted - 2012.05.30 19:35:00 -
[61] - Quote
THE L0CK wrote: Oh you're a spanker, my favorite flavor. It's nice to find another man who enjoys the open hand as much as I do. I should warn you that I have my own pain room. Maybe I can get you to come see it personally some time.
LOL... As tempting as that is.....this thread is for Boobswarm and not for me.
But, thank you so much for the offer ;) |
Riall
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
18
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Posted - 2012.05.30 19:44:00 -
[62] - Quote
In after lock. -á"Buy PLEX, don't be a space butt" |
Haldor Rune
State War Academy Caldari State
11
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Posted - 2012.05.30 19:45:00 -
[63] - Quote
But I can still post? |
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
394
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Posted - 2012.05.30 19:46:00 -
[64] - Quote
Don't get shy now, I can see the curiosity in your words. Shoot me a evemail sugar and we can really get to know each other. Do you smell what the Lock's cooking? |
Doctor Benway Kado
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
78
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Posted - 2012.05.30 19:48:00 -
[65] - Quote
I already posted the story of the lizard and the dog. Maybe I should repost Tim Wise? I dunno, it depends on what b0rg thinks about racism. b0rg, what do you think about Obama? |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
34
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Posted - 2012.05.30 19:50:00 -
[66] - Quote
Doctor Benway Kado wrote:I already posted the story of the lizard and the dog. Maybe I should repost Tim Wise? I dunno, it depends on what b0rg thinks about racism. b0rg, what do you think about Obama?
Clearly a terrorist |
Doctor Benway Kado
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
78
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Posted - 2012.05.30 19:53:00 -
[67] - Quote
Yaaaaay! I like Tim Wise too.
I swear, if I hear one more transparently racist person insist they arenGÇÖt racist because they have black friends, I am going to shoot them. But not because IGÇÖm violent. IGÇÖm not violent. And this I know because I have friends who are pacifists. Yes, this is a joke, but seriously, itGÇÖs getting just about that stupid, and not simply because George ZimmermanGÇÖs GÇ£black friendGÇ¥ swears heGÇÖs not racist (and that that whole GÇ£coonGÇ¥ thing he said about Trayvon Martin before he shot him was really GÇ£goon,GÇ¥ and that it was meant as a term of endearment, natch). Much more, it seems that everyone who ever says or does something blatantly racist to a black person is quick to wrap themselves in the cloak of their multicolored affinity networks, as if this provided the perfect inoculation against the charge that they were anything less than purely enlightened. IGÇÖd like to think itGÇÖs because weGÇÖve made progress GÇö that this feigned ecumenism was the result of a real and abiding shame at the recognition of oneGÇÖs biases, and the concomitant desire to front so as to maintain oneGÇÖs own sense of decency. But sadly, I think it has nothing to do with any such societal evolution. Rather, itGÇÖs just a bunch of phony twaddle spread by those who are too stupid to know what racism is, or, alternately, so cunning as to hope that the rest of us are. I mean really now, when even Daryl Dedmon (who ran over James Anderson in Mississippi a few months ago, after saying he wanted to GÇ£**** with some niggersGÇ¥), has friends who insist with straight faces that heGÇÖs not racist, and point to a couple of black associates as proof, you know that the black buddy defense is about as solid as goose **** and smells nearly as bad. When a cop can call a black scholar a GÇ£banana-eating jungle monkeyGÇ¥ and yet, still insist that he isnGÇÖt racist and has GÇ£no ideaGÇ¥ where that language came from (hint: itGÇÖs racism, *******), you know that some white folks are so congenitally ignorant as to disqualify themselves from either policing or association with remotely decent people. When a Republican Party activist in San Bernadino sends around phony food stamp certificates, which she calls GÇ£Obama Bucks,GÇ¥ to her friends, and then swears this wasnGÇÖt racist GÇö because even though they were adorned with prominent pictures of fried chicken, GÇ£everyone likes fried chickenGÇ¥ GÇö you know before the sentence is even fully formed in her throat that sheGÇÖs a lying crapsack. When you come to political rallies carrying signs of the president dressed as an African witch doctor with a bone through his nose, or send around e-mails depicting the White House lawn covered in watermelons, or throw GÇ£ghetto partiesGÇ¥ at your fraternity house, replete with blackface makeup, your claims of interracial camaraderie are not merely irrelevant to the suggestion that you just might be a racist, more to the point, they are blatant effing lies. The people who claim they have black friends and still do this kind of thing are liars, plain and simple. Every one of them. No exceptions. How do I know? Easy. Every time IGÇÖm confronted with one of these people I ask them a series of questions, all of which are splendidly simple, yet, questions that they have never GÇö not even one of them GÇö been able to answer in a satisfactory manner. First, and regarding their black friends, I ask the most obvious of all questions: Can you name them? And not just first names please GÇö I mean, who canGÇÖt think up GÇ£JamalGÇ¥ or GÇ£KeishaGÇ¥ off the top of their head in a pinch GÇö but rather, first and last name. After all, I know the first and last names of all my real friends, white, black, or otherwise. If they manage to somehow get past this question GÇö and only about a third do GÇö I then ask them where their black friend (or friends if theyGÇÖre really large-scale liars) grew up? After all, if asked this about a real friend, most of us would be able to answer with little trouble. Then, for the handful who make it this far GÇö and I mean they can be counted on a few fingers GÇö I ask the final and ultimately fatal question. Could you please dial their numbers on your cell phone for me, and let me speak to them? Blank stares ensue, followed by something about how they donGÇÖt have their black friendGÇÖs numbers in their phones (unlike their white friends, whose numbers are right there, ready to be dialed or texted at a momentGÇÖs notice). So I ask for e-mail. Nope, they donGÇÖt know their e-mails either. Mmm hmmGǪ Of course not. And ya know why? Because they are lying. They donGÇÖt have black friends. Not real ones at least. Knowing some black dude with whom you occasionally shoot hoops at the campus rec center does not mean you have a black friend. Engaging in small talk with a black person about your mutual affinity for hip-hop, does not mean you have a black friend. Telling the black person who just bussed your table at the restaurant GÇ£thank you,GÇ¥ sure as hell does not mean you have a black friend. Neither does it count if your kid happens to have a black teacher with whom you get along well at parent-teacher conferences, nor when you chat about your respective Final Four brackets with a black person around the office water cooler GÇö nor even when, on occasion, you might go out with a bunch of your colleagues, including the darker among them, to a sports bar for wings and beer. Friends are people with whom you share the multitude of pain and joy that life has to offer. They are the people with whom you share real secrets, insecurities, fears, triumphs and defeats. They are the people who know they could turn to you in a pinch, and to whom you could turn were the proverbial shoe on the other foot. |
Josef Djugashvilis
The Scope Gallente Federation
252
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Posted - 2012.05.30 19:55:00 -
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B0rg Hakaari wrote:Alavaria Fera wrote:Ah yes. You don't seem blue to us, perhaps you should consider it.
We love to blob and gank, just like you ! :) Everyone give a warm grinding hug to one of the gender, confused little boys, using a female alt, Boobswarm members!!!
You seem to be obsessed with this gender thing.
Maybe you should stop looking in a mirror? You want fries with that? |
Doctor Benway Kado
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
78
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Posted - 2012.05.30 19:57:00 -
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Second half of the Tim Wise article.
They are the people who GÇö were they really in your life GÇö would jack you up were you to say or do any of the incredibly stupid-ass things that you seem to do or say over and over again. And they are the kind of people that having jacked you up over your asshattery would make sure you knew exactly why you should never say or do that kind of thing again, or why, if you find it impossible to curb your stupid, should yet make damned certain never to use them and their friendship with you as a cover for your actions. Of course GÇö and hereGÇÖs the bigger point GÇö even if one does have black friends, this doesnGÇÖt mean that one is free from racial bias or could never act in such a way as to further racism. I mean, if personal closeness to people of color were all it took to insulate oneself from a charge of racism then, by definition, male heterosexuality would be the perfect defense against charges of sexism: to wit, all straight men could answer allegations of misogyny, no matter how blatant, with a simple, GÇ£but IGÇÖm married to a woman!GÇ¥ every time they ogled a womanGÇÖs breasts in public, called a woman a *****, claimed that women who get raped GÇ£probably asked for it,GÇ¥ or ruminated about how no woman should be president because of, ya know, that whole menstrual cycle thing. In short, personal affinity for someone who is of color, or a woman, or LGBT, or whatever, says nothing about how one views the larger group from which those individuals come. After all, there were many whites who supported enslavement and segregation as social systems, and yet, managed to conjure personal kindness for individual black people on a case-by-case basis. Their friendly relationships notwithstanding, they were complicit with evil, and thus, were themselves instruments of that evil. Whites who claim to have black friends (and perhaps even do), and yet view the larger black community with disdain, or view their black friends as exceptions to a general and more negative rule (like the ones who tell their black friends that they GÇ£donGÇÖt even think of them as blackGÇ¥ as if that were a compliment rather than the prejudicial calumny it is), are indeed racists, however unwilling they may be to wear the label. Sadly, based on the social science research, this applies to most of us, for indeed, the white community in particular does (by our own admission) continue to adhere in large measure to any number of hostile and racist stereotypes about African Americans. That we may be willing to carve out a few exceptions GÇö our own personal Cliff and Claire Huxtables GÇö does nothing to alter this sad fact. Even more distressing, the systemic inequalities that continue to plague our nation are capable of rendering even genuine interracial friendships moot by virtue of the fundamentally different treatment provided to those on the respective sides of that racial coin. So, for instance, I grew up with mostly black friends, for the first several years of my school experience. Having attended pre-school at an early childhood ed program at a Historically Black College (Tennessee State), most of my early peer group was black. It was black kids with whom I identified early on. It was black kids on whose ball teams I played. It was black kids with whom I hung out in the cafeteria, with only a few exceptions. And yet, a few important facts are worth considering: facts that make those early friendships far less important to understanding my own racialized experience than they might otherwise seem. First, my genuine affection for those friends did little or nothing to prevent them from experiencing institutional racism and race-based mistreatment in those schools. Routinely they would be punished more harshly than the white kids (myself included) for minor behavioral infractions, even though they committed those infractions no more frequently than we did. That we were friends did not imbue me with an understanding of what was happening, let alone the nerve at the time to speak out and interrupt the process to which they were being subjected. Likewise, most all the black children in those early grades GÇö so many of whom were truly friends of mine GÇö were tracked into basic and remedial level classes, while most all the white kids were tracked into advanced and honors classes, even though we showed no more promise (and sometimes quite a bit less) than they. And again, my closeness to those kids, personally, did not prevent me from taking advantage of my race-based privileges GÇö or indeed, even allow me to notice that they were race-based privileges at the time GÇö let alone to protest the unfairness of it all. So although the friendships were real, their impact on racism as a functioning social reality in the lives of my black friends, and myself, meant absolutely zip. Second, and as IGÇÖve written about elsewhere, my genuine connections to black people GÇö in all likelihood far more extensive than 90 percent or more of all white Americans GÇö did not provide an ablative hardening around my consciousness, which somehow prevented the entry of any and all racially-biased thoughts from time to time. IGÇÖve caught myself having racist thoughts over the years, and though I have caught myself and interrupted the thoughts before they manifested as racist action, that doesnGÇÖt get me off the hook. It means that like anyone else, I am subject to the influences of my culture. It means that advertising works on us all, and in the case of racially prejudicial imagery, weGÇÖve all been subjected to plenty of that advertising, so to speak. We can deal with that honestly and humbly GÇö and resolve to do better tomorrow than we managed to do today GÇö or, alternately, we can prevaricate and pretend that we havenGÇÖt a racist bone in our ostensibly colorblind bodies. |
Doctor Benway Kado
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
78
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Posted - 2012.05.30 19:58:00 -
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Last few paragraphs
Finally, no matter how many friends of color we white folks may have, unless we are there to intervene every time they get unfairly stopped by a police officer, every time they get followed around at the mall on suspicion of shoplifting, every time they apply for a mortgage loan and face the risk of being charged higher interest, and every time they apply for a job, knowing that the employer may be looking at them as a walking, talking stereotype, then our friendships will mean pitifully little in the larger scheme of things. Only when those personal relationships translate into collective and committed action will they do black and brown folks much good. And interestingly, white folks who are actually committed to that kind of action, and the change it would portend in the larger society, are the white folks who never feel the need to parade their interracial friendships in front of others, while the ones who wear their black and brown friends on their sleeves like trophies are the ones who rarely ever do a damned thing to alter the institutional patterns that subject said friends to myriad injustices. Oh, and just so ya know: this is pretty much exactly what your black friends would tell youGǪ that is, if you actually had any. |
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B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
34
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Posted - 2012.05.30 20:00:00 -
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A Boring Story From the Notebook of an Old Man
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There is in Russia an emeritus Professor Nikolay Stepanovitch, a chevalier and privy councillor; he has so many Russian and foreign decorations that when he has occasion to put them on the students nickname him "The Ikonstand." His acquaintances are of the most aristocratic; for the last twenty-five or thirty years, at any rate, there has not been one single distinguished man of learning in Russia with whom he has not been intimately acquainted. There is no one for him to make friends with nowadays; but if we turn to the past, the long list of his famous friends winds up with such names as Pirogov, Kavelin, and the poet Nekrasov, all of whom bestowed upon him a warm and sincere affection. He is a member of all the Russian and of three foreign universities. And so on, and so on. All that and a great deal more that might be said makes up what is called my "name."
That is my name as known to the public. In Russia it is known to every educated man, and abroad it is mentioned in the lecture-room with the addition "honoured and distinguished." It is one of those fortunate names to abuse which or to take which in vain, in public or in print, is considered a sign of bad taste. And that is as it should be. You see, my name is closely associated with the conception of a highly distinguished man of great gifts and unquestionable usefulness. I have the industry and power of endurance of a camel, and that is important, and I have talent, which is even more important. Moreover, while I am on this subject, I am a well-educated, modest, and honest fellow. I have never poked my nose into literature or politics; I have never sought popularity in polemics with the ignorant; I have never made speeches either at public dinners or at the funerals of my friends ... In fact, there is no slur on my learned name, and there is no complaint one can make against it. It is fortunate.
The bearer of that name, that is I, see myself as a man of sixty-two, with a bald head, with false teeth, and with an incurable tic douloureux. I am myself as dingy and unsightly as my name is brilliant and splendid. My head and my hands tremble with weakness; my neck, as Turgenev says of one of his heroines, is like the handle of a double bass; my chest is hollow; my shoulders narrow; when I talk or lecture, my mouth turns down at one corner; when I smile, my whole face is covered with aged-looking, deathly wrinkles. There is nothing impressive about my pitiful figure; only, perhaps, when I have an attack of tic douloureux my face wears a peculiar expression, the sight of which must have roused in every one the grim and impressive thought, "Evidently that man will soon die." |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
34
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Posted - 2012.05.30 20:00:00 -
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I still, as in the past, lecture fairly well; I can still, as in the past, hold the attention of my listeners for a couple of hours. My fervour, the literary skill of my exposition, and my humour, almost efface the defects of my voice, though it is harsh, dry, and monotonous as a praying beggar's. I write poorly. That bit of my brain which presides over the faculty of authorship refuses to work. My memory has grown weak; there is a lack of sequence in my ideas, and when I put them on paper it always seems to me that I have lost the instinct for their organic connection; my construction is monotonous; my language is poor and timid. Often I write what I do not mean; I have forgotten the beginning when I am writing the end. Often I forget ordinary words, and I always have to waste a great deal of energy in avoiding superfluous phrases and unnecessary parentheses in my letters, both unmistakable proofs of a decline in mental activity. And it is noteworthy that the simpler the letter the more painful the effort to write it. At a scientific article I feel far more intelligent and at ease than at a letter of congratulation or a minute of proceedings. Another point: I find it easier to write German or English than to write Russian.
As regards my present manner of life, I must give a foremost place to the insomnia from which I have suffered of late. If I were asked what constituted the chief and fundamental feature of my existence now, I should answer, Insomnia. As in the past, from habit I undress and go to bed exactly at midnight. I fall asleep quickly, but before two o'clock I wake up and feel as though I had not slept at all. Sometimes I get out of bed and light a lamp. For an hour or two I walk up and down the room looking at the familiar photographs and pictures. When I am weary of walking about, I sit down to my table. I sit motionless, thinking of nothing, conscious of no inclination; if a book is lying before me, I mechanically move it closer and read it without any interest -- in that way not long ago I mechanically read through in one night a whole novel, with the strange title "The Song the Lark was Singing"; or to occupy my attention I force myself to count to a thousand; or I imagine the face of one of my colleagues and begin trying to remember in what year and under what circumstances he entered the service. I like listening to sounds. Two rooms away from me my daughter Liza says something rapidly in her sleep, or my wife crosses the drawing-room with a candle and invariably drops the matchbox; or a warped cupboard creaks; or the burner of the lamp suddenly begins to hum -- and all these sounds, for some reason, excite me. |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
34
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Posted - 2012.05.30 20:00:00 -
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To lie awake at night means to be at every moment conscious of being abnormal, and so I look forward with impatience to the morning and the day when I have a right to be awake. Many wearisome hours pass before the **** crows in the yard. He is my first bringer of good tidings. As soon as he crows I know that within an hour the porter will wake up below, and, coughing angrily, will go upstairs to fetch something. And then a pale light will begin gradually glimmering at the windows, voices will sound in the street ...
The day begins for me with the entrance of my wife. She comes in to me in her petticoat, before she has done her hair, but after she has washed, smelling of flower-scented eau-de-Cologne, looking as though she had come in by chance. Every time she says exactly the same thing: "Excuse me, I have just come in for a minute ... Have you had a bad night again?"
Then she puts out the lamp, sits down near the table, and begins talking. I am no prophet, but I know what she will talk about. Every morning it is exactly the same thing. Usually, after anxious inquiries concerning my health, she suddenly mentions our son who is an officer serving at Warsaw. After the twentieth of each month we send him fifty roubles, and that serves as the chief topic of our conversation.
"Of course it is difficult for us," my wife would sigh, "but until he is completely on his own feet it is our duty to help him. The boy is among strangers, his pay is small ... However, if you like, next month we won't send him fifty, but forty. What do you think?"
Daily experience might have taught my wife that constantly talking of our expenses does not reduce them, but my wife refuses to learn by experience, and regularly every morning discusses our officer son, and tells me that bread, thank God, is cheaper, while sugar is a halfpenny dearer -- with a tone and an air as though she were communicating interesting news.
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Dessau
48
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Posted - 2012.05.30 20:01:00 -
[74] - Quote
Ladies... overheat racks. CCP. Non-Russians deserve red jackets. As an alternative, I would also accept some form of USA-only content. |
Riall
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
18
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Posted - 2012.05.30 20:06:00 -
[75] - Quote
Dessau wrote:Ladies... overheat racks. Overloading rack, aye. -á"Buy PLEX, don't be a space butt" |
The Slayer
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.05.30 20:16:00 -
[76] - Quote
Ban Bindy wrote:The Slayer wrote:Every time someone makes the "goons can't have a real fight against a real enemy" thing I feel the need to point out that we destroyed 3 IRC CSAAs this month, in addition to the whole hulkageddon thing. The murder of pubbies is in ADDITION to that whole 0.0 thing we do, not instead of it. Oh, wow, so impressive. Really. I'm serious. You guys are so massive. So potent. Amazing talent. Given that there are only 9000+ of you, I don't see how you manage to do it all.
So wait wait wait. The argument has now gone from "goons can't win a real fight" to "goons can't win a fight without 9000 people" . Should I now link the CSAA killmails to prove that only a couple of hundred showed up to kill them, or will you then change your argument AGAIN?
Talon SilverHawk wrote:How comes your not a Goon anymore ?
Tal
Stopped playing for a while and got kicked for inactivity. Just waiting on someone processing my security deposit to get back in. |
B0rg Hakaari
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
35
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Posted - 2012.05.30 20:23:00 -
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The Slayer wrote:
Stopped playing for a while and got kicked for inactivity. Just waiting on someone processing my security deposit to get back in.
Would that be a sperm sample deposit? |
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ISD Eshtir
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
102
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Posted - 2012.05.30 20:31:00 -
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This spam thread is now closed. ISD Eshtir Vice Admiral Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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