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Tomahawk Bliss
Minmatar Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.08.25 18:14:00 -
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Edited by: Tomahawk Bliss on 25/08/2009 18:16:06 57.01% isk and 68.61% efficency on his enemy's board. 74.41% efficency on allied board (missing some lost mails eh?)
either way he isn't so good as to make everyone else jealous.
He isn't even in the top 30 and what is more, Zverofaust is right now number 1.
so who to believe... Zverofaust who is this month's #1 or Frank Monkey who isn't even on the all-time list? |
Zverofaust
Gallente Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2009.08.25 20:32:00 -
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Heh, I was just checking that too! Frank's efforts according to the enemy's board, that is (as well as mine).
Inparticular I've been checking out the vaunted "1 on 1" kills Frank likes to gloat about.
There's actually quite a few. For instance, one of the most recent was an interceptor he killed while in a Dominix. Then there's a couple of t1 and t2 frigs he righteously solo'd in his Lachesis, that brave pilot... a couple of stealth bombers he honourably defeated in his Vagabond... he is obviously an intensely skilled pilot, deftly bringing down dozens of t1 and t2 frigates in his HACs and Recon ships.
Funny though, according to the Amarr's board, in my relatively short stay in the Minmatar militia I have inflicted almost 3x the amount of "ISK damage" as Frank, have more total kills than he (including "real kills"), and have a higher k:d and efficiency... I have nearly twice the amount of "kill points", 5 times the total "combat points", and 4 times higher "kill point efficiency"...
But who's crunching numbers?
What you are, Frank, is a professional gankstress. I think that's the term anyway. You fly mainly fast or cloakable ships, that let you plow the skies and attack only far weaker prey and allow you to escape should you come up against anything not overwhelmingly in your favour. There's nothing inherently wrong with that, save for the fact that you believe this makes you some sort of unstoppable killing machine. I, on the other hand, am quite proud to admit that I will arrogantly dive into a fight even against the odds, which makes those times I am successful just that much more enjoyable, and which is far more worthy of pride thank ambushing Punishers in your HAC.
C'est la vie, Franky.
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Graelyn
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2009.08.25 20:56:00 -
[33]
^ Nice.
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Mutnin
Mutineers
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Posted - 2009.08.25 21:15:00 -
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lol @ Frank Monkey.. I guess I must have been the only one whom liked him, I always get a kick out of him getting everyone all riled up in Militia chat.
He does go overboard at times, and I think he should rethink the war decs on Minmatar corps. There are plenty of people out there to kill Frank, no need to shoot at Militia members because they didn't fight how you want them too.
I too get irritated at the blobs (from all sides) and people whom are unwilling to fight with out 20 guys for back up. However it appears "this is game" and that's the way it's gonna be. I can't really see anything changing the way FW appears to work.
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BattleStar Crusader
Amarr Absinthe Brothers Consortium
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Posted - 2009.08.26 08:58:00 -
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Edited by: BattleStar Crusader on 26/08/2009 08:58:39
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Frank Monkey
Gallente Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.08.26 10:26:00 -
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[Zero] There's actually quite a few. [YES I HAVE TO AGREE, 400+ counting the Gallente Front]
[Zero] For instance, one of the most recent was an interceptor he killed while in a Dominix. [WHILST FIGHTING 16 AMARR AND BEING JAMMED BY A FALCON]
Then there's a couple of t1 and t2 frigs he righteously solo'd in his Lachesis, that brave pilot... [WHILST FIGHTING 14 AMARR AND BEING JAMMED BY JUST THE TWO FALCONS THAT TIME, I KILLED FOUR OF THEM BY THE WAY IN A RECON...]
Stats is that it?
If stats you want I will give you a few in ORDER OF MERIT in the ALL TIME global combat records.
PILOT: POSITION
Frank Monkey, position: 991 in the all time combat records
BattleFAIL Custard: 2,723
Neu Bastian, position: 5,925
Havohej, position: 8,014
Bashiri, position: 13,835
Zero, position: 13,896
Tomahawk Bliss, position: 25,229
Mynx La'Rue, position: 26,496
Stitcher, position: 52,378
Hooch Flux, position: 636,923
Neu Bastian, position: 5,925
Graelyn, position: 670,746 ---------------------------------------
Since you like to look at percentages using the above statistics that makes Frank 1400% better than the Zero [or simply put 14 times better].
275% Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger than BattleFAIL Custard, or simply put and rounding, 3 times the pilot that he is.
Mynx La'Fail, lol. Frank is 2,674% Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger than Mynxie La'Fail or simply put 27 times the pilot he is.
And to finish with Graelyn, lol. Frank is 67,684% Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger than Graelyn or simply put 677 times the pilot he is.
THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart for allowing me the opportunity to talk about Battle Statistics.
As I said gang-bangers can run up eleventy-billion kills, it doesn't make them good pilots.
I notice that amongst all the stats you post, you steered away from mentioning your own solo-killing exploits like it was a disease.
If any of you brave souls want to test my skill, then I extend the offer to take me on at ANY time of your convenience. In fact I extend that offer to ANYONE who is feeling strong.
Name the ship type and I am your monkey.
Frank [combat pilot]
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Mynx La'Rue
Corporation 654896
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Posted - 2009.08.26 12:11:00 -
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haha ... nice to see hes so full of himself he hasnt noticed the point here. Let him be. Time will force him to swallow the pill ;) .
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Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.26 12:14:00 -
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So Graelyn wins with me in as a close second?
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
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Frank Monkey
Gallente Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.08.26 12:17:00 -
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Originally by: Hooch Flux So Graelyn wins with me in as a close second?
Yes you guys both rock, honestly.
Frank
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Neu Bastian
Minmatar Valklear Guard Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.08.26 13:46:00 -
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Edited by: Neu Bastian on 26/08/2009 13:47:52 Edited by: Neu Bastian on 26/08/2009 13:46:43 Stats are meaningless.
Frank could not be posting his losses just as much as the Amarr.
He could also spend more in pod time than all of us put together. I know I barely plug into my pod these days.
And finally, as far as stats are concerned you could have most of your kills be t1 frigs and pods and that's still put you to the top if you did it enough.
So like I said, meaningless-
When I say I know Frank is a good pilot its because I've seen him fighting other good pilots and bad odds. Not to say he has not unlocked a BS on a cruiser before, he has.
Good luck with Heretics. No better place for smacktards, egomaniacs, and prepubescent teenagers. Well, I guess there's Goons, too.
Over and out.
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Neu Bastian Valklear Guard - CEO
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Invelious
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2009.08.26 16:26:00 -
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Originally by: Frank Monkey
Originally by: Hooch Flux So Graelyn wins with me in as a close second?
Yes you guys both rock, honestly.
Frank
Frank can you do a write up on my stats compared to yours? I wanna see how much I fail too.
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JIm Hammer
Minmatar Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.08.26 23:51:00 -
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Damn Nue, why did you do it? I was trying my best too refrain but this is well earned. 1st of all, if Frank wants to be a Heretic, I'm sure he will be welcomed into the fold. His skills and courage against the Amarr are well documented more than can be said for most. As far as the egomaniac remark, well we all know how fast your world fell apart when you didn't have the likes of General Beanflicker, Livedog and MG to FC competent fleets. Yes I am still here and if you choose to quit hiding behind you current protectors, my Auto Cannons will welcome you back too. See ya in space, "Boss".
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Neu Bastian
Minmatar Valklear Guard Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.08.27 02:43:00 -
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My world is the fight against slavery and that's going just fine.
Originally by: JIm Hammer my Auto Cannons will welcome you back too. See ya in space, "Boss".
I'm temped to leave just to make you uphold that. I'd enjoy it.
Alas, duty before pleasure.
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Ophey Won
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.08.27 03:33:00 -
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Most of the Minmatar have got it all wrong. Frank Monkey strives to be #1 at every thing he dose. He works hard at being the best combat pilot there is. He works hard at being an @ss. If he want to be a nice guy, my guess is he would be #1 at that too. But nice guys and kick @ss pilots don't go hand and hand.
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Frank Monkey
Gallente Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.08.27 09:17:00 -
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Edited by: Frank Monkey on 27/08/2009 09:17:39
Originally by: Invelious
Originally by: Frank Monkey
Originally by: Hooch Flux So Graelyn wins with me in as a close second?
Yes you guys both rock, honestly.
Frank
Frank can you do a write up on my stats compared to yours? I wanna see how much I fail too.
Strange request. Okies.
PILOT: POSITION
Frank Monkey, position: 991
Invelious, position: 15,056
BattleFAIL Crumpet, position: Missionary position.
Happy now?
Frank
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BattleStar Crusader
Amarr Absinthe Brothers Consortium
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Posted - 2009.08.27 09:57:00 -
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Edited by: BattleStar Crusader on 27/08/2009 09:58:46 Ok thought i wouldnt get involved but my little pet failmonkey is making an @rse of himself yet again.
Firstly frank you are an far older pilot than me and your are a far more active pilot than me.
Secondly i only first knew of your "awsomeness" in factionwar when you complained that fleets where not there to win the war or help destroy the enemy fleet, but rather there to protcect the FC who apparently coudln't solo the 40 enemy on the other side of the gate.
Since being in this war frank monkey i have consistantly been the second top killer for the whole amarr militia and have more kill than the second on the minmitar militia kill board. I have never had a loss mail in my record with you on it to my knowledge, and if you are it has never been solo.
Finaly, fail monkey, your are probably to worst pilot this game has ever seen, yes you may be able to go about and kill a few ships here and there in and even fight, but you are not a team player you have no respect for your allies and even littler repect for your own excuse for a corp. Hell im suporise you still have friends in eve, even with them i should imagen they use you rather than like you.
*Battlestar places lead on his FailMonkey"
sorry guys im putting back in his cage now he shouldnt bother you any more.
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Frank Monkey
Gallente Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.08.27 11:47:00 -
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Edited by: Frank Monkey on 27/08/2009 11:50:35
Originally by: BattleStar Crusader
words from the legend that is BattleFail Crustacean.
Lets just examine Mr BattleFails boasting.
[BattleFail Custard] "Since being in this war frank monkey i have consistantly been the second top killer"
[BattleFail Custard] "have more kill than the second on the minmitar militia kill board."
At gangbanging with 40 other pilots you are without equal as you say. Does that make you a good pilot? -> no.
[BattleFail Custard] "I have never had a loss mail in my record with you on it to my knowledge, and if you are it has never been solo."
You can't fight someone who runs away from you at every opportunity or indeed will ONLY fight you with his 40 gang as protection.
I have called you out to fight me multiple times but you simply lack the courage to fight me.
I have called you out on this forum to shame you into fighting me and you still won't fight.
One of the Star Fraction guys had to step in to do your fighting for you they were that embarrassed.
At least they have the stones for the fight.
But lets examine the record. On the Amarr military databse you are accorded 1646 [no pods, no noob ships, they can't fight back] kills at the present time, with 263 losses.
Having trawled through all of those kills, you have exactly 31 solo SHIP destructions of which 22 are frig hulls.
So your percentage solo capability is =(31/1646)*100, which is a 1.9% capability solo.
When you compare this to your losses [no pods, no noob ships], you have lost 217.
Your solo losses are 26 enagements.
Your success ratio in solo engagments is exactly 31/26=1.2. Bascially you have a 20% more chance of survival in a solo engagement, than the other guy.
Whereas if you use your gang-banging stats, with other pilots to protect you its 1626/217=7.5. Basically a 650% chance of survival.
Ergo you are just a gang-banger.
By way of comparison, using my stats from the the Amarr War only [I would have approx same to double these stats on the Gallente databases].
335 kills of which 153 were SOLO SHIP destructions. 16 solo losses, of which a few are dodgy, but hey...
46% of my kills are solo.
My success ratio in SOLO engagements on the Amarr front is exactly 153/16=9.56. Bascially I have 856% more chance of survival in a solo engagement than the other guy.
I have better chance of survival ratio alone, than you do with 40 pilots protecting you, since 856%>650%.
Unfortunately since the factional wars have descended into blob warfare [because of pretend pilots like BattleFail], the opportunities for fighting solo, and even slightly outnumbered are growing less and less.
The Amarr won't fight me solo, for obvious reasons.
All they can do is come onto to channels like this and talk garbage.
Simply put BattleFail Cowardy Custard, as you can see, you are no match for me gangbanger!
Go back to pilot school or drink some courage.
Frank
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Jianni Sotaku
Sotaku Estate
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Posted - 2009.08.27 11:55:00 -
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The Amarrians talking garbage? I mean, I'd rather sit through a sermon that watch you pet your ego like you so famously do.
You go on and on about how you are such an excellent combat pilot who's only issue is being unable to go out and do your soloing because of the blob warfare you go on about.
You know what thats called, thats your inability to adapt really. It means your stagnating. Falling behind with the times.
Please, your really dragging down the class of this place... and that M. Monkey, is quite an achievement.
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Frank Monkey
Gallente Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.08.27 12:17:00 -
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Originally by: Jianni Sotaku
words
Jianni Sotaku shows up on NO military database.
We can only assume that she is one of these tree-hugging civilians who believe that we should not kill our fellow man.
Please reserve your comments civvie to the following list of people.
a) those who are listening.
b) your equals and peers.
c) civilians.
d) the insane, who will listen to anyone.
e) children, who have no choice but to listen.
Outside of that why don't you leave talk about combat to those who actually know what they are talking about, i.e. the combatants.
Bye bye civvie, back to your day job now, go on pick up the shovel...
Frank
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Jianni Sotaku
Sotaku Estate
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Posted - 2009.08.27 12:23:00 -
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Originally by: Frank Monkey
Originally by: Jianni Sotaku
words
Jianni Sotaku shows up on NO military database.
We can only assume that she is one of these tree-hugging civilians who believe that we should not kill our fellow man.
Please reserve your comments civvie to the following list of people.
a) those who are listening.
b) your equals and peers.
c) civilians.
d) the insane, who will listen to anyone.
e) children, who have no choice but to listen.
Outside of that why don't you leave talk about combat to those who actually know what they are talking about, i.e. the combatants.
Bye bye civvie, back to your day job now, go on pick up the shovel...
Frank
Shovel? You expect me to work with a shovel!? You really are crazy, which means you list just fine under category D.
Although I'm not surprised...
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Frank Monkey
Gallente Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.08.27 12:40:00 -
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Edited by: Frank Monkey on 27/08/2009 12:40:08
Originally by: Jianni Sotaku
civilian grey words
I think you should be allowed to hit civilians, particularly the stupid and rude ones, over the head with shovels.
I knew a deep-space psychiatrist once and he used to kill and eat the rude.
Not a bad idea, eh?
Don't forget your shovel if you are going to go to work!
Frank
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Jianni Sotaku
Sotaku Estate
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Posted - 2009.08.27 12:43:00 -
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Originally by: Frank Monkey Edited by: Frank Monkey on 27/08/2009 12:40:08
Originally by: Jianni Sotaku
civilian grey words
I think you should be allowed to hit civilians, particularly the stupid and rude ones, over the head with shovels.
I knew a deep-space psychiatrist once and he used to kill and eat the rude.
Not a bad idea, eh?
Don't forget your shovel if you are going to go to work!
Frank
I'll have you know, monkey, that I am in fact the Heiress to the magnificent Sotaku Estate in one of the most beautiful parts of Lirsautton. I am more than just some mere Jing Ko laborer, and even they carry more importance than you.
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Frank Monkey
Gallente Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.08.27 12:50:00 -
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Originally by: Jianni Sotaku
civilian grey words
To me you just look appetising.
Where is that you live again?
Frank
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Jianni Sotaku
Sotaku Estate
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Posted - 2009.08.27 12:58:00 -
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ohhh... So your one of THOSE kinds of capsuleer.
I can see why you'd find me so tasty and all, I mean my blood just screams exotic to you doesn't it. Capsuleer and noble, that would be, what... Like a feast for you or something.
Sorry hun. I'm not on the menu, again, sorry to get you all into gear like that, just to leave you in park.
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.08.27 13:09:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 27/08/2009 13:13:15 Actually you get many solo fights and small gang fights when you try to do what is the purpose of the miliita: take down enemy military compounds or defend your own. It might be a bit less roaming around and hanging at gates and the circling of an installation is not the great fun part of it, but your waiting is not for nothing.
As well as you are forced to keep on par with your ships with the enemy. Many of your enemies will not be skilled enough to fly Heavy Attack Cruisers or other T2 vessels. Many can't even fit T2 weapons. So if you want to fight, you have to give them a chance. Be vulnerable, be in a small ship and try to survive in them.
Let them attack you when they think they can kill you.
I am no great warrior and never will say that for I know good ones around that can crush me with the blink of an eye. But I try humbly to do the best I can. I did since my second or third week or so as a capsuleer and had to pay a high toll for that. A frigate might be nothing for a rich capsuleer but for someone that is just entering this world it's most of the time all he has. Do you go into a fight with everything you own? Ask this yourself when you fight a young pilot. I have much respect for them, for what they do many don't dare anymore. And so I respect all of my enemies, the rich and the poor, the skilled and the beginners.
Killing is easy. Every pirate can do that. Just fly out, check some belts, hug some gates, hug a station. You will reach nothing by that. Nothing that will last or which will benefit your community of comrades. I have chosen the duty. And if an enemy warrior tries to stop me, I am going to fight him if I see any chance to win that engagement.
Let the Amarr fly around in their big fleets. It might be entertaining for some time but it is getting stale without anything you can win. Their fighters will get bored and will leave again. And new, worse skilled pilots will join their ranks after a while.
So what I am trying to say: find something that you believe in. Something that you find worth fighting for. Do not fight against something, fight for something. Enemies get stale, ideals get greater over the time. Then your engagement will last for long.
If you want to gain honor then enter a Slasher or Executioner, fly out and really try to get something done in that. You will lose a lot of that ships trying to win a fight. But when you finally get something done, it is more worth than anything you can do in a superior ship. And this you can not find out in statistics.
What counts is the spirit, not the numbers. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Frank Monkey
Gallente Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.08.27 15:28:00 -
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Originally by: Alica Wildfire
What counts is the spirit, the beating heart inside that chest, not the numbers.
My favourite spirit is Vodka to wash down the many still beating hearts of my enemies.
I call them Bloody aMarry's.
Frank
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.08.27 19:50:00 -
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Alot of talk for my man Frank, I like where this is going
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Invelious
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2009.08.27 22:33:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Frank Monkey Edited by: Frank Monkey on 27/08/2009 09:17:39
Originally by: Invelious
Originally by: Frank Monkey
Originally by: Hooch Flux So Graelyn wins with me in as a close second?
Yes you guys both rock, honestly.
Frank
Frank can you do a write up on my stats compared to yours? I wanna see how much I fail too.
Strange request. Okies.
PILOT: POSITION
Frank Monkey, position: 991
Invelious, position: 15,056
BattleFAIL Crumpet, position: Missionary position.
Happy now?
Frank
Are those stats from battleclinic? i'm curious where you are aquiring them from
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emllik
Human Endurance Program
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Posted - 2009.08.29 00:49:00 -
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This guy has got to be a Garmon alt.
P.S. - I miss those old troll threads.
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Lord Ira
Tribal Core
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Posted - 2009.08.29 07:44:00 -
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Originally by: Tomahawk Bliss Edited by: Tomahawk Bliss on 25/08/2009 18:16:06 57.01% isk and 68.61% efficency on his enemy's board. 74.41% efficency on allied board (missing some lost mails eh?)
either way he isn't so good as to make everyone else jealous.
He isn't even in the top 30 and what is more, Zverofaust is right now number 1.
so who to believe... Zverofaust who is this month's #1 or Frank Monkey who isn't even on the all-time list?
His efficiency is much less on the Amarr boards because half of faction warfare pilots do not post their lossmails. He would have to post his kills on both boards in order for it to be accurate.
It is MUCH easier to get a high efficiency rate flying in large groups where you can rack up many kills for one loss. It is MUCH harder to have a high efficiency flying solo, as it takes much longer to get the same number of kills. The type of ships you are flying also heavily affects your efficiency; people who are flying t2 and larger ships regularly will not be able to sustain efficiency as those flying t1 and smaller ships.
This also ties into the fact of why his kill count is low, as compared to Zverofaust. Gang members will generally always be at the top of list, as they can rack up kills at a much faster rate.
Nothing is wrong with Zverofaust (as far as i know :P) and his method in killing Amarr (not my cup of tea), but I think you (and quite a few other people) are knocking Frank Monkey's skill just because you don't like him. Alot more thought goes into stats than just numbers.
I have no problems with people hating Frank Monkey's personality. He's REALLY aggorant, and REALLY abrasive, but he does fly well, and he has balls. To say otherwise means you really don't know much about Frank.
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