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Jet Burns
Multiversal Enterprise Inc. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2012.05.31 23:36:00 -
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From your living room, you align to the garage and say, "Warp Drive Active", but fail to pass through the walls of the house.
You see your dog digging a hole in your yard, and wonder what he is mining, then you think about ways to gank him by surprise.
You pack your car for a trip, and think about your camping gear in terms of m3.
From your bedroom, you look at the door and wonder when CCP will allow you to open it.
In your car, you want to control click on the guy that just cut you off.
You see a stock market new report regarding Wall Street, and you wonder how the price of Tritanium is doing.
You sit in traffic slowly moving along, and think how this lag blows.
You have set your cell ring tone to the targeting sound.
You watch a nature special on the Discovery Channel about killer bees, and can't stop thinking of Goons.
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Marlona Sky
Massive PVPness Psychotic Tendencies.
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Posted - 2012.05.31 23:37:00 -
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no
Remove local, structure mails and revamp the directional scanner! |
Jet Burns
Multiversal Enterprise Inc. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2012.05.31 23:39:00 -
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You talk to your Mom & Dad like you post in the forums, then wonder why they be hate'n on ya |
Archimedes Eratosthenes
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.05.31 23:40:00 -
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At night you dream of playing EvE. |
Wilma Lawson
Hedion University Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.05.31 23:41:00 -
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You mentally review a to do list in your head and try to sort by meta level.
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Ayame Tao
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Posted - 2012.05.31 23:46:00 -
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Jet Burns wrote:You see your dog digging a hole in your yard, and wonder what he is mining, then you think about ways to gank him by surprise.
I tried your recommendation.
Unfortunately, she's an Alsatian Rotweiller cross and now my face hurts.
You're getting my hospital bills buddy.
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Gealbhan
Used Shuttle Sales Representative
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Posted - 2012.05.31 23:47:00 -
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You get stuck in traffic for an hour because of roadworks and then it hits you - it's Tuesday. |
Darth Tickles
Dark Sun Consortium
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Posted - 2012.05.31 23:48:00 -
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youre fat |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.31 23:59:00 -
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You spent all of your spare time crying I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Cutter Isaacson
Peace N Quiet
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Posted - 2012.06.01 00:08:00 -
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When you realise this is at least the 300th time you have seen the exact same thread posted on GD.
And there is never anything new in any of them. Numbers of terminally stupid people seem to be on the increase, I suggest we have a real life Stupidageddon to rectify this issue. |
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Virgil Travis
GWA Corp Unified Church of the Unobligated
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Posted - 2012.06.01 00:16:00 -
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Comb your face Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method |
Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
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Posted - 2012.06.01 00:18:00 -
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When you realize you walk around the mall daily exposing yourself to people who are trying to eat in the lunch court and then scream at them how they are the parasites of the corporate machine adding nothing to society as you touch yourself, and after you get hauled away by cops you blame your bi-polar disorder and walk to do it again another day.
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Starrakatt
Z0MBIELAND Double Tap.
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Posted - 2012.06.01 00:46:00 -
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When you have a wake up nightmare, sweating like a pig, swearing and bitching about your stupid 2b Machariel loss for falling asleep in your chair...
Yeah, maybe I play too much. |
Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
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Posted - 2012.06.01 00:52:00 -
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It probably is the 101st time I've seen this thread too. Post with your monkey. |
Ituhata Saken
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2012.06.01 00:55:00 -
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When you log off, and look around and realize your significant other left you and took the pets and most of the apartment furniture, and then you pick up the paper thats two weeks old on your porch because they canceleld your service for non-payment and open it up and see your obituary because your family has presumed you were dead.
All because you had to stay vigilant and dedicated during those reinforce timers. You know what an answer is? It's a terminus -- an end. Answers are fine, but questions are where it's at. Questions bring us closer to understanding, -áthey can start a conversation or spark a revolution. So you might as well start asking... now.-á ~See you on the other side 6/6/12~ |
AFK Hauler
State War Academy
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Posted - 2012.06.01 00:59:00 -
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Cutter Isaacson wrote:When you realise this is at least the 300th time you have seen the exact same thread posted on GD.
And there is never anything new in any of them.
Including this... |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2012.06.01 01:00:00 -
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Someone poses a problem to you in real life and the first solution that comes to mind involves lighting a cyno. |
Abdiel Kavash
Paladin Order Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2012.06.01 01:00:00 -
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When you have a serious conversation with someone about how "police and law is not meant to keep you safe, just provide consequences for others' actions". |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2012.06.01 01:25:00 -
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..you can't quit because you have accomplished so much, and don't want to 'waste' it. shiptoastin' liek a baws |
Headerman1
The New Era C0NVICTED
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Posted - 2012.06.01 01:36:00 -
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... When you want to anchor POS guns on your front lawn to deter all those kids from walking over it |
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Selinate
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Posted - 2012.06.01 01:52:00 -
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*facepalm*
I've been on these forums a while, never seen a thread like this tbh. This is like "You might be a redneck" from Jeff Foxworthy.
I hate Jeff Foxworthy. |
Applebloom
Cerberus Federation Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2012.06.01 01:54:00 -
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When you have a really ****** car, and see a really nice car and you think, can i gank that? [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2556jw8.png[/img] |
Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy Black Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2012.06.01 01:57:00 -
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the car lights in front of you form a shape that your mind fleshes out to be a life size bestower. no joke.. it happened to me. [IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/OldST.jpg[/IMG] |
Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy Black Sun Alliance
196
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Posted - 2012.06.01 02:00:00 -
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you fail to take out insurance on your new car because you know that even the platinum service won't come close to paying for the wheels let alone a total replacement should it get blown up. [IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/OldST.jpg[/IMG] |
Headerman1
The New Era C0NVICTED
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Posted - 2012.06.01 02:00:00 -
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When you are stuck in traffic and you see someone on a scooter splitting the lane... and it reminds you of a dramiel. Grrr... |
Abel Merkabah
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.06.01 02:02:00 -
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When you die and respawn 30 cities away...happens to me all the time...annoying... "To destroy is always the first step in any creation." - E. E. Cummings |
Cutter Isaacson
Peace N Quiet
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Posted - 2012.06.01 02:03:00 -
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AFK Hauler wrote:Cutter Isaacson wrote:When you realise this is at least the 300th time you have seen the exact same thread posted on GD.
And there is never anything new in any of them. Including this...
Ironic posting is a hobby of mine. Numbers of terminally stupid people seem to be on the increase, I suggest we have a real life Stupidageddon to rectify this issue. |
Jack Miton
Bite Me inc Exhale.
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Posted - 2012.06.01 02:39:00 -
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when you hit crtl+space to stop in diablo 3.... |
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