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Siigari Kitawa
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.08.27 14:04:00 -
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Hey everyone!
I just want to begin by saying that if you take internet spaceships seriously then we are probably not the corporation for you. Because in Aduro, we honestly do not care. We lose ships. We make lolfits. We expand our minds by trying new and unique things. If you do not enjoy thinking outside the box, and would rather be relegated to cookie-cutter fits and standardized ways of thinking, we really don't want you.
But if you're not that kind of person...
Oh hai. U has jus reachd teh end ov ur journi. U has arrivd at wut sum cud call certin death, while dose hoo r already her wud call it teh ceiling. We open teh doors 2 u an welcom u wif open arms an open mindz. As u walk thru teh door an come into our office u feelz warm fuzzy feelin surroundinz u.
Welcom 2 teh Aduro Protocol.
What we offer We at Aduro don't care that you have no life. Most of us don't either. Those of us that do though realize that there's no reason to be tied down with unrealistic goals and jaded by illusions of grandeur. So we just play Eve. When you log in, ask what's going on, tell people what you want to do and then a fleet forms and happy cuddle fluff. When done, you can log out and get on with your so-called life.
But while you are with us, here is a bullet-point list of what we offer you.
- A corporation website chock full of great stuff
- 24/7 Ventrilo server
- Jump clones (you must be screened for standings)
- Corporation forums
- Great food
- Access to lowsec
- Forum warriors
- Jump freighter and carrier support
- Fitting advice
- Lessons in speaking lolcat
- Exploration experts
- Corporate hangar with neat stuff
- Skilled industrialists
- ME/PL/Copy/Invention/RE access for free
- Career pirates
- Girls (real ones)
- Faction nights
Did you say "Faction nights?" I think so. Don't quite remember. Oh right, yeah I did. Faction nights are the current spirit of Aduro. Buy a faction ship, pimp it out and then fly it in one the coolest fleets in New Eden. We've got a few ways we go about this, such as Navy Frig Night where everybody takes out a navy frigate, or Pirate Night where the name of the game is your favorite pirate ship. We also enjoy flying in organized fleets so it looks really sharp.
Realizing that blowing up people is our goal, you can expect to be shot at when we go out on our faction nights especially. Nothing screams "GANK US" like flying around a 5 billion isk fleet of ships with full faction fittings. So if you don't care about losing it, we would love to have you along. The more pimped the better -- squeeze every last ounce out of your ship and we'll do the best to match so we protect each other. We're some loyal people.
Where do I sign up?
You don't. We're not recruiting. You can sign up by sending a convo/mail to either defc0n (PVP director), phree4u (Diplomat), Aria Moana (Head Industrialist and Housekeeper), Kentonio (Industrial Division) or Siigari Kitawa (Supreme Avocado).
Please list your skillpoints, experience and area of expertise. Include all that apply. If you're awesome at everything we want to know that you are awesome at everything. If only good at one thing then you'd better make it shine.
Don't be left in the cold. Join today. We look forward to hearing from you.
www.theaduroprotocol.com
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defc0n
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Posted - 2009.08.27 14:22:00 -
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Just wanna say that Aduro is a great corp for new and old players alike and there's never really a quiet moment here So why not give us a try ?
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phreejita
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Posted - 2009.08.27 14:34:00 -
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Originally by: defc0n Just wanna say that Aduro is a great corp for new and old players alike and there's never really a quiet moment here So why not give us a try ?
I can't think of a reason not to myself. Once i found Aduro and joined up, there hasn't been a dull moment or a thought in my head of leaving. We have alot of fun and there is always something to do, whether it be running missions, exploration, pirating, ratting, mining, or just getting corpmates together in bunches and shooting each other for fun and bragging rights.
As stated earlier, we do have an active vent constantly stocked with lively fun going and interesting people from all over the world.
And as Defcon reminds us, new and old players are welcome in Aduro, newer players will be helped along and given direction and older players will find it easy to find a niche in our corp and excel at what they like to do.
We all hope you consider Aduro as a corporation for you to join. We Look forward to seeing your application flashing in our Eve-Mail box.
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phree4u
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.08.27 14:36:00 -
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Originally by: phreejita
Originally by: defc0n Just wanna say that Aduro is a great corp for new and old players alike and there's never really a quiet moment here So why not give us a try ?
I can't think of a reason not to myself. Once i found Aduro and joined up, there hasn't been a dull moment or a thought in my head of leaving. We have alot of fun and there is always something to do, whether it be running missions, exploration, pirating, ratting, mining, or just getting corpmates together in bunches and shooting each other for fun and bragging rights.
As stated earlier, we do have an active vent constantly stocked with lively fun going and interesting people from all over the world.
And as Defcon reminds us, new and old players are welcome in Aduro, newer players will be helped along and given direction and older players will find it easy to find a niche in our corp and excel at what they like to do.
We all hope you consider Aduro as a corporation for you to join. We Look forward to seeing your application flashing in our Eve-Mail box.
My apologies for posting that with my Jita runner alt.
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Vaeline
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Posted - 2009.08.27 14:58:00 -
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JOIIIN USSSSsssss
Seriously, do it. I've only been in this corp a couple of days now, but I like it a lot. Great relaxed atmosphere, and tons of funny and helpful people.
Do it! Do it NAOUWGH!
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Juan Rayo
Quantum Cats Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.08.27 15:28:00 -
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oh man, flying with Siig is one of the most fun experiences you can have in Eve pvp, awesome dude with a great corp.
Here's me having a beer for Aduro and bumping this for a great bunch of pilots. Endurecete cabr=n! |
Eelis Kiy
Gallente Shadows Of The Federation
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Posted - 2009.08.27 16:24:00 -
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Warning, flying with this corp may srsly damage your eardrums!
+1
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Yemmer Darkat
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Posted - 2009.08.27 18:04:00 -
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Okay seriously lets stop playing modest here Siig,You Sir, Have thought outside the box for so long, you can no longer formulate a boxed concept, as is with the majority of the lot of you crazy nutballs. <3
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Hra Neuvosto
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.08.27 23:51:00 -
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* Hra Neuvosto peeks in
I have been a proud Adurian for nearly three months now, joining ADURO was the best decision I ever made in this game. ADURO is full of good company, good fights and good guidance for every career in lifeEVE.
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Hitomi Yasama
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.08.27 23:57:00 -
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I have to admit that Aduro is an awesome corp to join. Siig is funny as hell when he is soundboarding during ops.
I have to admit ive lost a few ships, but i dont care! Its so much fun and a guarenteed laugh.
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Lirael Dyrim
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.08.28 00:40:00 -
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I can vouch for the 'Girls' bit for I am a bearer of boobs.
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Torghym
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Posted - 2009.08.28 03:41:00 -
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Siig is hawt.
plox can i has pix nao, kthnxbai
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Tatiana Taraksos
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.08.28 05:23:00 -
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This is corp!
These guys kick ass, I've been in corp for a week and I'm having a ball. Haven't lost my rupture yet either, even when I shot at the CEO!
This is POAST! |
Siigari Kitawa
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.08.28 11:02:00 -
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I just ate a baked potato with cream cheese. Very good, would eat it again ^.^
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Mord Fiddle
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Posted - 2009.08.28 12:18:00 -
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Aduro's an easy-going crew that knows how to have fun, and doesn't take itself too seriously. No drama, no politics. Siggy is insane and we're all the better for it. Come fly with us.
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Anslo
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.08.28 14:37:00 -
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I am Anslo P. Moneybags, and I approve of this Siig thread. Join Aduro. Be cool.
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Siigari Kitawa
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.08.28 15:34:00 -
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FACTION SHIPS ARE GETTING BOOSTED!! (probably)
Now is the time to get with Aduro and spec out your favorite faction ship -- they're about to be sexy.
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Yemmer Darkat
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Posted - 2009.08.29 05:17:00 -
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Win.
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Nekroarka Salfarri
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.08.29 05:58:00 -
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Imagine the most awesome thing on the planet. Alright, now multiply the awesomeness level of said awesome thing by 42. Yeah. That's something like Aduro.
Seriously, Aduro is awesome, and full of happy, fun people. Oh, and we'll have T-shirts soon. Probably.
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Aria Moana
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.08.30 01:25:00 -
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Something that may have been missed here is our ability to help you do whatever it is you want to do. We have pilots who specialize in each aspect of EVE while still participating in the others. Aduro will S~T~R~E~T~C~H your abilities so that not only will you be great at what you like doing , such as running missions but you might even pick up things like how to do exploration or Mining, or POS operations.
Siigari is our Supreme Avacado and we are all the better for it. If you see me in vent be sure to yell as I can no longer hear properly.
So join up today for an EVE experience not to be had anywhere else.
----------------------------------------------- I want to get a full body tatoo of myself... Only taller. |
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Aria Moana
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.08.30 03:41:00 -
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I have been instructed by GOD to make you read this thread. I am only one, totally awesome Member of Aduro, but when GOD tells you you have to do something you do it.
GOD just told me you should join Aduro. I think you should listen. ----------------------------------------------- I want to get a full body tatoo of myself... Only taller. |
Siigari Kitawa
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.08.30 03:44:00 -
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God ITT
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Bjorn Christopherson
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Posted - 2009.08.30 03:48:00 -
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Oh man, apparently my corp DOES have a recruitment thread, I was just browsing the forums, then BAM! here's my corps thread. Anyway, tis a sweet corp. You should join our corp. You WILL regret not joining Aduro.
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Aria Moana
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.08.30 07:22:00 -
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This is where we write something awesome about the corp. But we hasve been hacked, the other corps dont want you to find out about our huge amounts of godliness. So they deleted what I was going to say. The only way to find out what they dont want you to know, Join Up. ----------------------------------------------- I want to get a full body tatoo of myself... Only taller. |
Malibuu
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Posted - 2009.08.30 16:56:00 -
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The Aduro Protocol for the win^^ Great , FUNNNY corp ;)
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Siigari Kitawa
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.08.31 02:19:00 -
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o/
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phree4u
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.09.01 04:33:00 -
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bump
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Vaeline
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Posted - 2009.09.02 12:40:00 -
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*bumpitybump*
JOIN US! It's friggin awesome, and our CEO is crazy... but in a good way, I promise!
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defc0n
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Posted - 2009.09.03 13:19:00 -
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bhamp!
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Lirael Dyrim
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.09.03 13:19:00 -
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Seriously, if you don't want to join you're insane. Just saying.
(Also, shameless bump).
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