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Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.09.18 03:10:00 -
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Then come on in!
We will be accepting newbies like a guy with candy and a van will accept underage passengers!
So who are we? What do we do? Well, as you might have seen on these forums, its littered with people stating in all their seriousness and might that you should join them and their "brady bunch" atmosphere.
What we do is grabbing our crotch like a homeless bum and start an voyage of those peoples orifices and tell the tale with great inspiration as only David Attenborough could.
We would like you to join us on this expedition, and we need you to be able to handle a gun, (fly a ******* ship that can shoot). If you dont have an subscribtion, then we dont have a boner for you.
If you are a miner, and you found out this is your calling for some unbelivable reason, you can still apply, but if you cant fly a ship that can shoot, then you are out. We will on one hand, provide free Cruisers and below for free to pvp in.
Being able to be on Ventrilo is a must, so relaying stuff to you is a bit easyer and you can even listen to my moist voice serenading you while we do what we all do down here in 0.0: Flying around in cramp ships all covered in goo. The sensation alone is so delicious to relay on voice coms on those late hot evenings.
Things we will be doing:
* War deccing * Roaming into null * Stuff * Living in null at some point * Teabagging you as an initiation process
What we want from you:
* Be able to listen on Ventrilo * Be alive * Subcribtion * Help to fondle my chest hair.
You will notice our corp is new, thats because we are starting over and we will be taking in n00bs and helping them out too, and indoctrinate them into our midst, like forcing the guy to choke a kitten.
We will be accepting US and EU people.
So join our public chat "Raven's Flight Public" or contact me or Dark Motoko if im not answering. |
Dark Motoko
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.09.18 08:12:00 -
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Hey there, RAFL CEO checking in... and I see that my recruiter is doing the usual fine job you can expect from a brain that can happily combine words like nipples and bacon in the same sentence on a regular basis.
In other news, we are indeed a brand new setup corp, essentially with a small dedicated core of extreme eve veterans, by which I mean we've played more than six years, been to fanfest, blown up a titan, etc etc in our past. So while the corp is small, we hope to show you that the ability of those handling it is not.
Our intentions are to train up newer players, give them a handle on the game, and every so often throw them in the deep end with a challenging war dec (perhaps every month or maybe two) to check they're learning and able to handle real combat. Aside from that we'll be delving into low sec and null for little pvp forays as and when appropriate. Beyond that, members will learn how to become self sufficient via such methods as trading or planetary interaction, but most importantly the setting up of research agents. Activities like mining, industry, wormholes, missioning and the like will be welcomed as well. We're not gameplay ****'s but we will need you to be able to fight if and when push comes to shove.
Long term goals? Too early to tell. Almost certainly in null sec, definitely pvp oriented and almost certainly the corp will grow considerably larger. I won't say more for now as its the interests of the member base that'll decide what we do and where we go.
Oh, and lastly about Count, yes he really means it about his chest hair. |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.09.20 10:35:00 -
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I see my CEO havent done his job! Well, im offshore, so contact him ingame or the other nerds that is in our public chat. |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.09.22 10:37:00 -
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Bumping! |
Dark Motoko
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.09.25 19:25:00 -
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Bumping |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.09.27 10:18:00 -
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Up you go! Join us now all you new turdnuggets!
If this ships a-Śrockin, then im strangling someone.... |
Narthex T'Gollero
Hard Rock Mining Co. Territorial Claim Unit
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Posted - 2011.09.27 11:44:00 -
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Anybody whose helping newbies gets a---bump! Narthex T'Gollero Director Diplomatic Corps TCU http://tcu.hardrockmining.org http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Territorial_Claim_Unit |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.09.28 14:12:00 -
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Back on track
If this ships a-Śrockin, then im strangling someone.... |
FrAgPiraTe
APEX ARDENT COALITION NEM3SIS.
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Posted - 2011.09.28 18:32:00 -
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Free Bump for good people! |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.09.29 09:54:00 -
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Alright back on top again If this ships a-Śrockin, then im strangling someone....
http://count-austheim.blogspot.com/ |
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Reffe
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.09.30 07:16:00 -
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Bump |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.09.30 20:39:00 -
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Opu on tpu If this ships a-Śrockin, then im strangling someone....
http://count-austheim.blogspot.com/ |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.10.01 11:57:00 -
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If you are reading this, you obviously dont have a life, so apply now, we need you. If this ships a-Śrockin, then im strangling someone....
http://count-austheim.blogspot.com/ |
Ulhass
Mindstar Technology Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2011.10.02 16:59:00 -
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bump for a great group of guys |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.10.04 10:53:00 -
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Yeah, up again If this ships a-Śrockin, then im strangling someone....
http://count-austheim.blogspot.com/ |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.10.06 17:11:00 -
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B+ĺNKERS! If this ships a-Śrockin, then im strangling someone....
http://count-austheim.blogspot.com/ |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.10.07 14:36:00 -
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Lets get on top baby! If this ships a-Śrockin, then im strangling someone....
http://count-austheim.blogspot.com/ |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.10.08 11:54:00 -
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I dont have a life, so im probably online tonight
If this ships a-Śrockin, then im strangling someone....
http://count-austheim.blogspot.com/ |
Aeragino
ScionTech Services
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Posted - 2011.10.09 05:09:00 -
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Great group, I highly recommend this corp. |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.10.09 13:40:00 -
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GET ON UP! YEAH! If this ships a-Śrockin, then im strangling someone....
http://count-austheim.blogspot.com/ |
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Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.10.10 15:09:00 -
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Up we go If this ships a-Śrockin, then im strangling someone....
http://count-austheim.blogspot.com/ |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.10.12 15:03:00 -
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IT RAISES AGAIN! LETS UNZIP! If this ships a-Śrockin, then im strangling someone....
http://count-austheim.blogspot.com/ |
Jumbo TM
Mindstar Technology Executive Outcomes
0
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Posted - 2011.10.21 21:08:00 -
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Great group of guys, glad to see them active again :) |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.10.30 18:21:00 -
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Balls If this ships a-Śrockin, then im strangling someone....
http://count-austheim.blogspot.com/ |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.10.31 15:35:00 -
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Up we go If this ships a-Śrockin, then im strangling someone....
http://count-austheim.blogspot.com/ |
3000watt
Raven's Flight
0
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Posted - 2011.11.01 14:05:00 -
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Yes! Lets see some Australian peeps join! |
Count Austheim
Raven's Flight
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Posted - 2011.11.04 10:05:00 -
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Make love to my corp If this ships a-Śrockin, then im strangling someone....
http://count-austheim.blogspot.com/ |
Optagon Tangent
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.08 21:14:00 -
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This corporation looks completely insane. So naturally I'm interested. Actually some Roeren guy jumped me while I was on my way to the agents office and threatend talked me into joining.. he sent me here to sign up. Looking forward to learning more! |
Ustrello
Mindstar Technology Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2011.12.05 00:35:00 -
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Bump for a good group of guys |
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