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Dzil
Caldari Halo Industries
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Posted - 2009.08.29 09:38:00 -
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The banker went down to Jita; he was looking for a tril to steal. The PLEX were high, and he hated to mine - he was willing to make a deal. When he came across this young man, spammin' in local and making it hot Then he pulled him into a convo and said boy let me tell you what:
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm an evil scammer too. And if you'd care, to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you've run off with billions boy, but give the banker his due, When I make off with more dough, you go back to WOW: and take your wii sex toy with you.
The bot said 500,000 Zydrine, only 250 mil! And the banker scratched his head and said guess that's a deal.
Ricdic tightens up his code, while Selene deals the cards Ed Gein lands another scam, while Lana trolls him hard. And if you win, you'll take more isk than EVE has ever known; but if you lose, banker get this MMO...
The botter pulled his contracts up and said I'll start this show His fingers blazed like fires as he added that last zero. And as his macro started local made an evil hiss Then his wallet started blinking with their ill gotten isk.
When he finished the banker said that's pretty good now son, Now come up to MD and let me show you how it's done!
He said
Round and round the iskies run! Playing with investments sounds like fun! Banker in the back room stealin' your dough! Manny, is it solvent? No child, no!
The botter disconnected, for he knew that he'd been beat. The noise in Jita went silent, and all sighed in relief. And the banker said come on back now, if you ever want to try again, I done stole your isk once you son of a b*tch, and I bet I could do it again!
Dzil's Corp Sales - 200m |
Lady Charnoob
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Posted - 2009.08.29 09:39:00 -
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1st
IBTL
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RedSplat
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.08.29 10:49:00 -
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WIN
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.08.29 11:55:00 -
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this is the best ebank thread around :) very nice written, would read again :)
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Saartje Sarel
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Posted - 2009.08.29 12:01:00 -
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Swift payment! Wish all buyers were this splendid. High-standard correspondence. Quick to pay. Outstanding correspondence. Wish all buyers were this exceptional. Payment was remarkably swift. Great correspondence. Correspondence was superior. Fantastic payment. Correspondence was first-class. High-standard correspondence. Payment was very quick! Fantastic correspondence. Correspondence was first-rate. Exceptionally speedy payment! Good correspondence. Correspondence was fantastic. Remarkably quick payment. High-standard buyer. Thanks. Correspondence was great. Payment was superb. Exceptionally pleased. Thanks. Correspondence was fantastic. Immensely swift payment. Thanks. Splendid buyer. Correspondence was outstanding. Speedy to pay! First-class buyer. Correspondence was high-standard. Recommended.
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Trustworthy Joe
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Posted - 2009.08.29 14:34:00 -
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paging mr Dax. Mr Curzon Dax, please report to MD. your song is ready for you _______________________ Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
want a sig? thats great! post it in response to my posts!
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Karanth
Gallente Independent Fleet Dark Taboo
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Posted - 2009.08.29 15:32:00 -
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If only every EBank thread was worth reading like this one is.
And if Curzon did this I would be overjoyed.
Originally by: CCP t0rfifrans
Sorry, no. You have to go into wormholes and get farmed by the new AI NPCs like everyone else...
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.29 16:10:00 -
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Someone find me a karaoke backtrack and tell me what song is here and I'll take a look. :) -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |
Meckle Moiyal
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Posted - 2009.08.29 16:15:00 -
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This was pretty good.
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Karanth
Gallente Independent Fleet Dark Taboo
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Posted - 2009.08.29 16:19:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax Someone find me a karaoke backtrack and tell me what song is here and I'll take a look. :)
I love you.
Originally by: CCP t0rfifrans
Sorry, no. You have to go into wormholes and get farmed by the new AI NPCs like everyone else...
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.29 17:09:00 -
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Like I said; find me a karaoke backtrack and we're in business. -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |
Lyris Nairn
Caldari Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2009.08.29 17:45:00 -
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This is win right here.
-- Quite possibly the nicest person who'd ever want to kill you. |
Gawain Hill
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Posted - 2009.08.29 17:58:00 -
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recon it might go well with the track to "Erine (the fastest milkman in the west)" I'll be damned if i have any clue where to find a karaoke track for it though
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Galal Dax
The Panopticon G-R-I-E-V-A-N-C-E
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Posted - 2009.08.29 18:02:00 -
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Great job!
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Mephistocles
Red Frog Investments Blue Sky Consortium
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Posted - 2009.08.29 18:11:00 -
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Edited by: Mephistocles on 29/08/2009 18:12:22
Originally by: Curzon Dax Someone find me a karaoke backtrack and tell me what song is here and I'll take a look. :)
http://www.karaoke-version.com/mp3-backingtrack/charlie-daniels/devil-went-down-to-georgia.html
http://www.amazon.com/Karaoke-Devil-Went-Down-Georgia/dp/B000SGWXN8
Couldn't find any free versions, but here are a couple that seem relatively inexpensive.
*edit - The lyrics are set to The Devil Went Down To Georgia by the Charlie Daniels Band. |
Drab Cane
Killer Breeze Dread Carbon Initiative
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Posted - 2009.08.29 18:57:00 -
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*applause*
Great job, Dzil!!! Lovin' it. -----------------------------------------------
- Who Dares, Wins
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.29 19:07:00 -
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Now someone go download that on a torrent somewhere, and upload it to Eve-files for me. :) -------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |
Dzil
Caldari Halo Industries
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Posted - 2009.08.29 22:38:00 -
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This version on youtube has some silly pictures with it, but the sound quality is pretty good.
My apologies to the EU folks that don't hear this often enough in pop culture to immediately recognize it. It's a great song. Devil went down to Georgia
Dzil's Corp Sales - 200m |
Alice Celadon
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Posted - 2009.08.29 23:04:00 -
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:D
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Lao Xin
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.08.31 04:31:00 -
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WHY AREN'T THERE MORE REPLIES?!
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Paul Clavet
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.08.31 05:16:00 -
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7/10.
I'm willing to give it a 9/10 if Curzon sings it. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Paul Clavet
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.08.31 05:17:00 -
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Originally by: Lyris Nairn This is win right here.
THIS IS GAME ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Myrjin
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Posted - 2009.08.31 09:07:00 -
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Heres a nice clean karoke one -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfvTNVds45E
-> link to the flv file to dl
If thats any help :D
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Mithril Ryder
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Posted - 2009.08.31 21:52:00 -
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This thread, I love it.
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Sytoru Hiroshyma
SkillzKillz
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Posted - 2009.08.31 22:29:00 -
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Because Dax is back. Although it kinda lacks quite a large amount of guitar :) and he's ****ed. Yeah, yeah, yeah...... It's not free, but seriously, it's ú1.50 and you got 5 keys to pick from. Screw it, if one of them is good enough I'll buy the thing and mail it to you.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.09.01 00:58:00 -
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So three hours ago I checked out that youtube link, and was going to make a parody of it, then I started listening to all the other karaoke tracks in absolute awe at the wealth of backtracks available.
Then I stumbled on "Folsom Prison Blues" which is an awesome song and got sidetracked into making Carebear Blues.
-------------------------------------------------- Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |
Stardust CEO
Stardust Manufacturing
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Posted - 2009.09.01 02:24:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax So three hours ago I checked out that youtube link, and was going to make a parody of it, then I started listening to all the other karaoke tracks in absolute awe at the wealth of backtracks available.
Then I stumbled on "Folsom Prison Blues" which is an awesome song and got sidetracked into making Carebear Blues.
Excellent track.
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Rebnok
H A V O C Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.09.01 03:07:00 -
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Nice = )
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Vhiskey
Caldari Imperial Forces
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Posted - 2009.09.01 15:02:00 -
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i¦d like to hear these songs too
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Agent Known
Apotheosis of Virtue
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Posted - 2009.09.01 15:36:00 -
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I can tell I've heard that song so much...when reading that I could actually "hear" it in tune with the actual song.
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