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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.09.01 17:55:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: Lance Fighter
Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: THE L0CK If you can think of it, chances are they have a fetish website for it.
The internet has rules for a reason. Thirty Four in particular
Calc class for 2 hours.... Boring :(
Oh, i'm officially 59th btw
Score.. On my iPod at the moment so I can't see the graphs :(
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Mashie Saldana
BFG Tech
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Posted - 2009.09.01 18:12:00 -
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Is that a mushroom or are you happy to see me?
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Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.09.01 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: Lance Fighter
Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: THE L0CK If you can think of it, chances are they have a fetish website for it.
The internet has rules for a reason. Thirty Four in particular
Calc class for 2 hours.... Boring :(
Oh, i'm officially 59th btw
Your double digit rank is unimpressive.
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.09.01 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Malcanis Your double digit rank is unimpressive.
I'm working on it! _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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Harm Gently
Naughty 40
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Posted - 2009.09.01 19:51:00 -
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Originally by: Zeba How about going to a real doctor? The guy in the pharmacy has no real medical training past knowing what the drugs do.
This ^^ plus you have no idea what kind of qualifications we have, whatever anyone says.
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annoing
Amarr Mortis Angelus
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Posted - 2009.09.01 20:24:00 -
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As you are a guy, the best possible way to get rid of your yeast infection is.............. circumcision
Originally by: Zeba Its all the pron. Fappy people are happy people |
Jhagiti Tyran
Mortis Angelus
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Posted - 2009.09.01 20:27:00 -
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posting in a knobrot thread.
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Corporate Stuffing
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Posted - 2009.09.01 22:39:00 -
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Sounds more like you got Herpes or one of its many cousins. A string course of antibiotics and viral medication will do the trick. it will make you feel like caca for a few weeks though
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THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.09.01 22:43:00 -
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I think its the PAX.
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Trinity Council Seposita Astrum
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Posted - 2009.09.01 23:58:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald Edited by: Arvald on 01/09/2009 16:40:36 /strolls in .....errr...>_>
good.......good luck buddy?
/strolls out
This tbh Please re-size your signature to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes.Applebabe
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Wasted Skillpoints
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Posted - 2009.09.02 04:19:00 -
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Edited by: Wasted Skillpoints on 02/09/2009 04:20:00 Selsun Blue Medicated.
I had yeast on my chest from vag all over me, or something. Shower with it, it will work.
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Tajwel Kura
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Posted - 2009.09.02 06:46:00 -
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Edited by: Tajwel Kura on 02/09/2009 06:46:36
next time you don't wear a condom remember to this time :P
also remember that genital Herpes in incurable (yeah, all the drugs are there to just suppress the side-effects) and 20% of population are its carriers (meaning every 5th girl you see - think Herpes - especially those who are very sexually active)
so you have three choices 1) have unprotected sex & suffer 2) protect yourself with a condom (about 90% safe, less enjoyable too) 3) find yourself a girlfriend and enter a stable long-term relationship & ask her to take the pill so you can do it without condom
imho option #3 is really best (regular safe sex and if she is on pill then no condom required) but if you can't be committed to one person #2 will work too
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Tallaran Kouros
Caldari Sc0rched Earth
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Posted - 2009.09.02 09:29:00 -
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Originally by: Tajwel Kura
also remember that genital Herpes in incurable (yeah, all the drugs are there to just suppress the side-effects) and 20% of population are its carriers (meaning every 5th girl you see - think Herpes - especially those who are very sexually active)
Uhm, that's not true at all.
Being "very sexually active" has little bearing on whether someone is a herpes carrier or not.
You can get a girl who has had many, many partners and has always used a condom, or you could get a girl that has only had 3 or 4 partners but has never used a condom.
I know which one I would pick, every time.
Just because someone has had lots of partners, doesn't mean that they are automatically a higher risk as it depends on whether or not they have used barrier protection.
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so you have three choices 1) have unprotected sex & suffer 2) protect yourself with a condom (about 90% safe, less enjoyable too) 3) find yourself a girlfriend and enter a stable long-term relationship & ask her to take the pill so you can do it without condom
imho option #3 is really best (regular safe sex and if she is on pill then no condom required) but if you can't be committed to one person #2 will work too
The pill does not protect you from STIs/STDs, only from unwanted pregnancy.
No matter how long you have been with your partner, asking them to go on the pill so you can stop using condoms is a bad idea unless you have an STI/STD test beforehand.
Herpes has no visible symptoms, nor does HIV.
Your partner might *look* clean enough to stop using condoms, but unless you get a test then you will not know for sure.
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Tallaran Kouros
Caldari Sc0rched Earth
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Posted - 2009.09.02 09:30:00 -
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Originally by: annoing As you are a guy, the best possible way to get rid of your yeast infection is.............. circumcision
Genital mutilation will not get rid of a yeast infection.
The best thing for the OP to do would be to go to his GP and see if he can get some sort of prescription-strength cream for it.
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HankMurphy
Minmatar Pelennor Swarm THE KLINGONS
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Posted - 2009.09.02 09:40:00 -
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op, i'm sorry for ya man. but this thread is solid gold
constructive tip: get to a doctor and make sure the problem is what you think it is.
if i have itchy toes, i might just assume i have athletes foot and move on w/ my day. if i have an itchy ****, i'm going to get an MD to look at it. ---------- Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother*****r |
Cing Liberdanis
eXceed Inc. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.09.02 11:15:00 -
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Very good job OP. I congratulate you on your success.
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Asuka Smith
Gallente StarHunt
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Posted - 2009.09.02 11:25:00 -
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what a ****ed thread why would you post this OP how lonely are you???
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.09.02 14:19:00 -
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Do you think vaginas contain a cure for it or something?
Anyway, get some live yoghurt on it, it'll clear it up in a couple of days. Not fruity kiddy yoghurt. It has to be live yoghurt with as few additives and sweetners as possible. The kind of stuff that nobody would eat.
Refridgerate it first if you're really having a bad day.
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THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.09.02 15:45:00 -
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Originally by: Tiny Tove Do you think vaginas contain a cure for it or something?
Anyway, get some live yoghurt on it, it'll clear it up in a couple of days. Not fruity kiddy yoghurt. It has to be live yoghurt with as few additives and sweetners as possible. The kind of stuff that nobody would eat.
Refridgerate it first if you're really having a bad day.
As a side attraction you can have the dog clean it off afterward. Its not considered cheating because its your dog!
But yeah seriously, I don't think I've ever been in bed with a lady and have the Mr.Clean melody start playing out of no where.
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Vaden Khale
Amarr Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.09.02 19:21:00 -
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You guys are looking at this all wrong.
It's a yeast infection, so cover the infected part with flour, sit still for a couple hours, apply some heat, ????, profit!
You now have a bread infection! And everybody likes bread! Signature Locked. Please refrain from amending a moderated warning. Zymurgist |
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THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.09.02 19:28:00 -
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Originally by: Vaden Khale You guys are looking at this all wrong.
It's a yeast infection, so cover the infected part with flour, sit still for a couple hours, apply some heat, ????, profit!
You now have a bread infection! And everybody likes bread!
Well he could always add some barley and hops then jog for an hour.
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adfadfadfawe
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Posted - 2009.09.02 19:34:00 -
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When I have yeasty bits, I found walking around like a crab for a few days helps a lot. The air circulation does wonders.
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F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Slightly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.09.02 22:36:00 -
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I don't want to be a downer, but my cousin had a yeast infection about 15 years ago. He had to get recircumsized. So, yeah, may dog have mercy on your junk.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.09.02 23:08:00 -
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This thread has me laughing something fierce!
On a serious note, get the strongest antifungal/ athletes foot cream you can get. It may take a few types because different brands and levels have different active ingredients so keep an eye on those. Keep your junk clean man. Shower twice a day if necessary. Use a blow dryer to make sure you are really dry and then apply the cream. Rub it in real well and then apply pure talc powder. Also start eating some yogurt daily.
Slade
Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker
Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat!
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Darth Skorpius
Crystalline INC Dead End Society
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Posted - 2009.09.03 10:56:00 -
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1 go to supermarket 2 buy can of industrial strenght disinfectant (dont know if you have dettol where you live, but i use it on my feet for my atheletes foot) 3 ??? 4 profit ______________________________________________ Waiting for some random to make me a new sig |
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