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g0ggalor
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Posted - 2009.09.13 00:27:00 -
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Edited by: g0ggalor on 13/09/2009 00:28:48
Originally by: Abraxus Max Edited by: Abraxus Max on 13/09/2009 00:19:46 Latest update from the crazy world of Joe Phoenix... His corporation is now bankrupt and his corp hangers have mysteriously emptied themselves... I wonder how that could have happened?
Well sortly afterwards Joe convo'd me.. http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0909/how_sweet_the_tears.txt.txt
I apologise for the lack of formatting in that file.. copy it into wordpad..enjoy
Apology accepted.
Confirming that Joe tears are some of the best tears in game.
[ 2009.09.13 00:05:35 ] Beshta > im gonna keep telling him we won [ 2009.09.13 00:05:39 ] Beshta > and theres nothing he can do [ 2009.09.13 00:05:51 ] Beshta > it will burn his soul
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W1ckd Munch
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Posted - 2009.09.13 01:20:00 -
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Joe's lack of ability to spell even simple words emboldens me.
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Trok Mienal
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Posted - 2009.09.13 03:03:00 -
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Is anyone else totally amazed that Joe hasn't said anything relating to this yet? Honestly I was expecting a bit more swearing or something. Instead in game this is all I got.
Channel ID: -2524750 Channel Name: Private Chat (Joe Phoenix) Listener: Trok Mienal Session started: 2009.09.13 01:17:45
[ 2009.09.13 01:17:55 ] Joe Phoenix > what the ****! [ 2009.09.13 01:20:12 ] Joe Phoenix > how could you do this to us! [ 2009.09.13 01:20:16 ] Joe Phoenix > i trusted you! [ 2009.09.13 01:26:04 ] Joe Phoenix > just another 2 faced american [ 2009.09.13 01:26:15 ] Joe Phoenix > why did i ever think i could trust you! [ 2009.09.13 01:27:05 ] Joe Phoenix > nice and friendly until somone offers you payement [ 2009.09.13 01:27:11 ] Trok Mienal > payment? [ 2009.09.13 01:27:17 ] Joe Phoenix > ofcourse [ 2009.09.13 01:27:21 ] Joe Phoenix > you were payed [ 2009.09.13 01:27:24 ] Trok Mienal > nope [ 2009.09.13 01:27:27 ] Trok Mienal > wish i was tho [ 2009.09.13 01:27:28 ] Joe Phoenix > or to cowardly to stick it out [ 2009.09.13 01:27:56 ] Trok Mienal > if you wanna know why i did what i did [ 2009.09.13 01:28:01 ] Trok Mienal > join the mailing list "my reasons" [ 2009.09.13 01:28:02 ] Joe Phoenix > i no why [ 2009.09.13 01:28:06 ] Trok Mienal > and read my post on the forums [ 2009.09.13 01:28:18 ] Joe Phoenix > because your a coward [ 2009.09.13 01:28:24 ] Joe Phoenix > it wasn't your choice! [ 2009.09.13 01:28:28 ] Joe Phoenix > they joined the corp! [ 2009.09.13 01:28:31 ] Trok Mienal > if you dont wanna read and are happier with your nutter ideas, thats fine [ 2009.09.13 01:28:36 ] Trok Mienal > Wrong [ 2009.09.13 01:28:37 ] Joe Phoenix > they were staying in the corp because they liked it! [ 2009.09.13 01:28:41 ] Trok Mienal > As soon as you made me a director [ 2009.09.13 01:28:56 ] Trok Mienal > That made it so I had to do what I felt was best for the members [ 2009.09.13 01:29:12 ] Joe Phoenix > i aint ****ing lissoning to that scum [ 2009.09.13 01:29:13 ] Trok Mienal > and i felt that getting them away from you and into a stable corp was the right thing [ 2009.09.13 01:29:24 ] Trok Mienal > interesting, then why did you open a chat with me? [ 2009.09.13 01:29:31 ] Trok Mienal > If you dont wanna talk then dont open chats :P END
Apparently he is under the impression I did this for ISK. I only wish I did do this for ISK. I mean I spent 10's of millions of ISK helping this corp, I spent weeks training skills that Joe wanted so I could scan systems for a POS (this was about 2 weeks ago). I bought hundreds of quest survey probes and equipment in order to scan systems for the corp. I donated ships and equipment, time and effort. And in the end all I got was this crappy T-shirt (aka a rank) that said Commander/Director. However this title made it so I had to do what was best for the corp members and as I have said that meant getting them far away from Joe and finding them a supportive corporation for them to go to. As for why he could trust me, he must have some memory issues. I figure being the only one trying to help come up with plans to make ISK, spending over a week scanning hundreds of moons every day, and handing over many assets to members were all good reasons. Not mentioning the helpful guides I typed. What he should have realized tho is everything I did I did not do for him, I did it for the members.
After all is said and done I am out so much ISK and skill training time that the only real ships I can afford to fly, and fly well are Caracals and Retreivers. That's basically it. So in short, if someone gave me ISK for doing this, I would have gladly taken it, but that is not the case. It came down to me doing the right thing for the I.C. members.
Back on original topic, I really hope that Joe not making a post here is a sign that he is slowly going to fade away and let the I.C. die.
-T
P.S. If anyone does want to give me some ISK or items, I would be grateful for sure :) |
Violent Flame
Serene Storm Society
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Posted - 2009.09.13 03:12:00 -
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Originally by: Trok Mienal
[ 2009.09.13 01:26:04 ] Joe Phoenix > just another 2 faced american
Nice of you to prove once again that this is your youtube account; and you've been the one posting such rude comments on my videos.
P.S. when you stated on my videos that your profile name is John, and not Joe; the editing takes some time. So for a good 2 days, your profile name was still 'Joe'
It's so nice that you fail at things other than EVE.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.09.13 04:02:00 -
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And, another chat with the Joe Phoenix...welcome to the Joe Zone..Part 2.
TL;DR:
Joe gets told how to get out of his current hole..ignores it.
Joe doesn't get it.
Joe explains what he's trying to do. And boy is it a doozy. Joe says he is never gonna give up. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Trok Mienal
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Posted - 2009.09.13 04:37:00 -
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Edited by: Trok Mienal on 13/09/2009 04:39:58 Edited by: Trok Mienal on 13/09/2009 04:39:03 Joe needs to stop drinking the cool-aid. When the feck did we have little kids in our corp? Can 7 year old's even understand the complexities of EVE? I have never read so much BS in one place in all my days on the internet. If Joe is flat out nuts if he thinks he can turn this game into a happy hug fest with just his corp setting an "example". As for people re-applying, well that's clearly BS. I mean why would the people that quit on there own re-apply? One or two out of those I removed might, but that's highly unlikely. Joe loves to fudge member numbers, in fact when he made the corp he told me he had 50 (yes fifty) people waiting to join. Well I have been in here from the start, and not one of those "friends" ever did join. Next as for Joe training sov in order to make his own alliance, well he has wanted to do that for a little bit now. He wanted to get members to donate ISK (a billion ISK in total) in order to make his own alliance. He is doing this so that many people wont declare war on him as he thinks it will be "to expinsive for them", give me a break. Here is one of my favorite quotes, "Joe Phoenix > the ocmmonwealth is not a business" "Joe Phoenix > we dont desire matiriel gains" "Joe Phoenix > aquasition of the perpuse to the form of the good" "Joe Phoenix > "quote" plato". Well now that we know he never intended to make ISK with the corp as a whole, we now just have to ask ourselves what can a corp do without financial backing and how crazy you have to be to say such a thing.
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.09.13 05:12:00 -
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Zedrik, you are doing this game an incredible service. Zedrik Cayne for CSM!
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Gavin DeVries
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Posted - 2009.09.13 05:41:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Phoenix on yes your right, aristocraties died in the acadamy aristocraties AKA plato
Dear God. You know what that brings to mind? "Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not every man for himself. The London Underground is not a politcal movement. Those are all mistakes. I looked them up." ______________________________________________________ Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? |
Octavious102
Serene Storm Society
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Posted - 2009.09.13 05:58:00 -
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Joe,
How dare you insinuate that SSS would be so low as to expose minors to foul language. We have been nothing but kind and courteous to your members. We've even reimbursed a few of their losses while giving them information to better themselves in the future. We may have started this war and killed your members, but they have found better and more respectable corps than your commonwealth is - and will ever be.
Your corp is in shambles, there is no glory left to be had, there is nothing left to rebuild. You have failed in every aspect of playing the game and being a leader. You can sit there and tell yourself you are an immaculate commander and CEO, but then you would be a liar - just like those you scorn and belittle.
You sir, are a pathetic excuse for a CEO. Instead of admitting to your own failures, you choose to throw others under a bus to save face.
You are the foul one. You are the problem. You are the failure. Accept it.
No one is on your side Joe, no one ever was. This is EVE, get used to it or get out.
Sincerely, Oct
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Loriana Oreless
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Posted - 2009.09.13 07:47:00 -
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This is game!
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THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.09.13 10:58:00 -
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Mother of god my attention gets diverted from Eve for a few days and I miss out on this epic turn of events in this fateful tale!
By the way Joe for a Buddhist you are a really angry, GED undergrad, nationalistic ****. I've met none other like you.
Now being a devoted reader and fan of Zedrick now days I have had a horrifying forethought. As each of Zed's investigations leads to better stories uncovering more and more incompetent CEO's, will it even be possible for Zed to find a CEO worse than Joe? Will Joe be the pinnacle of horrible? We'll find out after this commercial break...
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Gavin DeVries
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Posted - 2009.09.13 11:58:00 -
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Originally by: THE L0CK Will Joe be the pinnacle of horrible?
Wasn't it Einstein who said "Only two things are infinite: the Universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former"? I'm sure worse will turn up. ______________________________________________________ Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? |
Vampyroteuthis Infernali
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Posted - 2009.09.13 12:29:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Phoenix we are contempt
Well, it made me giggle.
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Lana's Alt
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.09.13 12:35:00 -
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100M isk to the next person that can (verifiably) con Joe in to thinking they are a merc corp trying to help him out and taking his isk..
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crazylaker
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Posted - 2009.09.13 14:13:00 -
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every day i have noticed that joe is so much like a child. he is constantly going lower with what he does. from hiring a merc army or buying isk he is showing that hes a real baby when it comes to this game. even when i joined a chat with him from abraxus max's post as sooon as i join he said he was leaving cause " he didnt want to talk to this scum" i mean i said hi and thats it. i was the first one who left IC i saw it as a sinking ship early and i cut my losses. he now hates me to this day. and frankly i could care less
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W1ckd Munch
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Posted - 2009.09.13 15:17:00 -
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An idiot who cannot spell, trying to quote Plato.
Where is "the line?" I'd like to join it.
Joe - try this gem from Plato: "The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant."
Joe - you have much to learn young grasshopper. I am told that I am an excellent instructor. I will not give up on your instruction. I will not fail you.
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g0ggalor
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Posted - 2009.09.13 16:08:00 -
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Joe Phoenix > we did have a number of children playing Joe Phoenix > and the SSS members had a habit of personally attacking these members Joe Phoenix > i had to comfort a number of children who where extreamly upset my the insults Joe Phoenix > one was asking me what a "***** hole" wsa Joe Phoenix > what am i ment to say to a 10 year old? and then being proclaimed to be a lier, Joe Phoenix > that kind of personal insult woulld hurt anyone Lyris Nairn > Joe, Joe Phoenix > wait Zedrik Cayne > No, please Lyris, let him finish his thought. Joe Phoenix > hell i even had a 7 year old on here being told "your mums a *****", stuff like that
And all that "perfect state" bull****... damn Joe, you are bat**** insane.
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AdmiralJohn
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2009.09.13 16:14:00 -
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Zed, while I applaud your actions, the deliciousness of those conversations consumes valuable time from my day.
And Joe's typing / thought process gives me ulcers.
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Myleena
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Posted - 2009.09.14 11:40:00 -
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This has been the best episode of the Joe Show so far!
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Trok Mienal
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Posted - 2009.09.14 12:05:00 -
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Originally by: g0ggalor
Joe Phoenix > we did have a number of children playing Joe Phoenix > and the SSS members had a habit of personally attacking these members Joe Phoenix > i had to comfort a number of children who where extreamly upset my the insults Joe Phoenix > one was asking me what a "***** hole" wsa Joe Phoenix > what am i ment to say to a 10 year old? and then being proclaimed to be a lier, Joe Phoenix > that kind of personal insult woulld hurt anyone Lyris Nairn > Joe, Joe Phoenix > wait Zedrik Cayne > No, please Lyris, let him finish his thought. Joe Phoenix > hell i even had a 7 year old on here being told "your mums a *****", stuff like that
And all that "perfect state" bull****... damn Joe, you are bat**** insane.
Like I said, I was there from the start and am convinced that Joe has lost what few marbles he had left. I mean really, saying utter bull poopy like the SSS was taunting little kids in the commonwealth is just flat out nutter-butters. Everyone knows that your not telling the truth, yet you continue anyway. Have you fallen so far that you must invent children to place blame on them?
Truly Joe, a new low even for you. Telling your members you would replace there losses and not doing it is just plain wrong to start with, but this completely takes the cake. If you have any self respect left you will pack up shop and call it a day. Or even better hand over the corp to me where at least I can do some good with it.
And please, find a psychiatrist and get an MRI. Because you are either totally bonkers or you have some serious memory issues to such an extreme you might have a brain tumor or some other deformity of the brain.
-Trok Mienal |
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Riedle
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Posted - 2009.09.14 12:53:00 -
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Approved
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Myleena
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Posted - 2009.09.14 13:04:00 -
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Originally by: Violent Flame
Originally by: Trok Mienal
[ 2009.09.13 01:26:04 ] Joe Phoenix > just another 2 faced american
Nice of you to prove once again that this is your youtube account; and you've been the one posting such rude comments on my videos.
P.S. when you stated on my videos that your profile name is John, and not Joe; the editing takes some time. So for a good 2 days, your profile name was still 'Joe'
It's so nice that you fail at things other than EVE.
This is really quite funny.
500mil to anyone that figures out his facebook profile.
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Taladool
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Posted - 2009.09.14 14:44:00 -
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I need more... GIVE ME MORE!!!!
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.09.14 14:52:00 -
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Originally by: Taladool I need more... GIVE ME MORE!!!!
Sorry, nothing terribly interesting...Except that Joe has started recruiting again.
I've got it on good information that he claims to have recruited 3 new folks. Two of whom seem to have outed themselves in corp chat as being spies for people other than me.
(Mind you, I checked the corp info, and he's only up to ten right now. Remember folks, get your alts in now for a front row seat to the scintillating corp chat) --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Lubomir Penev
Dark Nexxus
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Posted - 2009.09.14 15:18:00 -
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Originally by: Trok Mienal
I doubt many of you know me, but I am sure some of you know of me. I am (for the moment) a commander at the Imperial Commonwealth. I have been around the I.C. from the start, back when I was under the impression Joe had a clear plan for this corp. Well as of 12:25 game time today, using the power I have as director, I Removed nearly all of the members of the I.C. The few that are left have been offline for 13+ days. They were the few I was unable to remove due to the few roles Joe had given those characters (the last time Joe gave out any roles was about a 3 weeks ago). So as of now the I.C. has near 0 active members.
Pretty much proves you can be a nice guy and still win EVE. I just hope you won't have anymore cases of misplaced loyalty but it looks like you'd be an asset to about any corp. -- 081014 : emoragequit, char transfered to a friend, 090317 : back to original owner blog |
ObiTwo Kinobi
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Posted - 2009.09.14 17:09:00 -
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Uh wow, I actually kind of feel bad for the guy. Its like all the turds in eve decided to congregate in the same toilet at one time.
I never understood the balance between smack and one of the most harsh pvp games on the market. I mean seriously whoever get offended by smack needs to find another game to play.
Pilot A: Im going to gank you and harvest your tears!! Pilot B: You bastard you and your 3 friends are *******s! Pilot A: *Starts crying* Why would you smack talk me like that?
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Loqiel
Serene Storm Society
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Posted - 2009.09.14 17:29:00 -
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Edited by: Loqiel on 14/09/2009 17:29:13
Originally by: ObiTwo Kinobi Tenderheart is my favorite!
Why didn't you say so in the first place?
"A good plan executed violently now is better than a perfect plan executed sometime in the future." -Gen. George Patton |
Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.09.14 18:44:00 -
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Originally by: ObiTwo Kinobi Uh wow, I actually kind of feel bad for the guy. Its like all the turds in eve decided to congregate in the same toilet at one time.
I never understood the balance between smack and one of the most harsh pvp games on the market. I mean seriously whoever get offended by smack needs to find another game to play.
Pilot A: Im going to gank you and harvest your tears!! Pilot B: You bastard you and your 3 friends are *******s! Pilot A: *Starts crying* Why would you smack talk me like that?
I think you misunderstand. The majority of folks are not offended by smack talk.
When a wardec comes out of a round of smack, its usually because the aggressor is calling the smack talker's bluff. The guy doing the smacking could be holding some really good cards, and the folks calling will get smashed in the teeth. Or his hand could be complete garbage at which point he's going to get butt-hurt. (Or, the corp members are going to get trod under. As is the case here.)
So I doubt the SSS were offended by the smack. I'm not offended by the smack. I'm bewildered that the smack continues even though it rather obvious that there's nothing behind the smack but a nice, soft, squishy center that even a paraplegic octagenarian mutant ninja hamster could feast upon repeatedly.
There needs to be an in-game mechanic for applying a 'fatal clone vat malfunction' or something in cases like this. But since there isn't, we will have to settle for forum amusement. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2009.09.14 20:27:00 -
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Quote: Zedrik Cayne > Joe, you've failed in so many ways. Personally, its not funny any more. Its just sad.
I beg to differ. It is still very funny. It is sad too, but mostly funny. I think that Trok did the right thing - he has spared these other people from the consequences of your actions. It reminds me of my early experiences in Eve.
When I began my Eve life, I too was quickly recruited into a complete and utter fail-corp. I was promised free ships which never materialized; I was promised PvP training, which never happened; I was promised help with mission running, trading, manufacturing, access to low- and null-sec space for ratting, access to a tower for research and quite a lot of other things too.
What really ended up happening: I was told, repeatedly, to "just run some missions and make some money for the corp", a corp with a tax rate of 20%, and all of that money went to comedy fits for my old CEO to lose. When we were war decced, the only advice I was given from the CEO was "I'm busy just go fit some warp stabs." And I did. It took me a while to see what a bad situation I was in at the time. Hey, I was a nubbins, what did I know...
The experience really tainted my view of Eve for quite a while, and I would have quit completely if someone hadn't convinced me to jump ship and try a second corporation. I was very glad that I did. My experiences made me wonder how many other people have been driven away from this game not by a lack of interest in the game itself, but because of terrible, poorly managed corporations.
Joe, if you're still reading this, it sounds to me like you're just as bad, if not worse, than my first CEO. Please do Eve a favor and leave your corporation. Go find a well-run corporation and spend time with that CEO and learn what kind of person it takes to be a good CEO. Spend time in lower-level leadership roles. You obviously have the desire to run a corporation, but you lack the maturity and decision making abilities to do so, and in the end you hurt not only yourself but everyone else around you.
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crazylaker
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Posted - 2009.09.15 00:22:00 -
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i think i speak for most when i say that joe pheonix is possibly the best, most hilarious thing that has come from these forums though i have only been playing for less then a month but please someone prove me wrong
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