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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.09.25 23:56:00 -
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Originally by: Irida Mershkov Only one way really, become Havelock Vetinari.
One Man. One Vote.
He is the Man. He has, The Vote.
OR you could force everyone to listen to Lucky Star....mp3 _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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BiggestT
Caldari Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2009.09.26 11:22:00 -
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Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw
Originally by: Brolly I contemplated doing that a few years ago, turns out it's more trouble than it's worth.
I was gonna summon minions of undead to fight for me, unfortunately the Necronomicon spell book (it was only ú6 in watrestones) didn't have that in. On a more positive note, there were spells for lusty things. At least I got my end away a few times, which really lead to a diminishing of my anger and need to take over the world.
I was actualy thinking to use robots on the fighting side. Giant Spider Robots. The humanoid ones is just so clichT...
Like one of these?
EVE Trivia EVE History
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JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.09.26 12:02:00 -
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Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw
Also...would it be to much of a clichT for all my staff to be attractive females in tight leather outfits?
This is flawed tbh. Even though you'd have a nearly unlimited supply of sammiches and poon, it has been proven that females in close quarters to each other can all "sync up" their menstrual cycles and all /raaaaaaaaaaaaaaage at you at once, making you do a number of horrible things:
1. A honey-do list. 2. Take your beer money and spend it on the kids because "they need new shoes for school" 3. Making you sleep on the couch 4. Denying you sex every time you want it. 5. Telling you to "make it your own damned self" when requesting a sandwich 6. Telling you to not drive so fast 7. Making you wait to use the bathroom while they do their hair just before you enact your marvellous plan because they "don't want to look gross" 8. Making you watch Oxygen, Lifetime, Lifetime Movie Network, Home Shopping Network, or "Bridezillas" after removing the remote from your posession (and cancelling the sub to Penthouse TV) 9. Making you "ask for directions" 10.DINNER EVERY SUNDAY NIGHTS WITH HER/THEIR PARENTS
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Iasius
Mercurialis Inc. Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.09.26 12:35:00 -
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Aliens in da house brining it large
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Xanos Blackpaw
Amarr Inadeptus Mechanicus
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Posted - 2009.09.26 14:39:00 -
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Ok
I now got a list of things to do.
1. clean up around the computer
2. kill that sandwich with fire!
ok. now for the real list!
1. get fortress of doom. i will locate it on a tropical iland WITHOUT a volcano. i want palmtrees and crystal clear water.
2. get henchmen. human ones to start of with. ex special forces should work as long as i dont send them against their original country(make note of where they come from!!)
3. money. this one is hard. working E-bay will have to do. its to trubblesome to rob banks.(not to mention it attract attention)
4. scientists. i need scientists. they will cooperate much more if i hire them instead of kidnapping them. (search place MIT, NASA)
5. robots. lots and lots of spider robots. They will be asimov safe(the tree laws) but with a extra law so they ALWAYS obey me.
6. i need servants. i am a evil overlord! i should not need to get my soda myself! i need scantly clad 18 year old female servants!
7. fire servants. they distract my henchmen.
8. problem solved. henchmen replaced with robots. servants rehired.
9. build factories to begin mass producion of robots. (note: facotries wont be on the iland. they will be in mexico because of cheap workers)
10. have scientists build humanoid robots. sell humaniod robots as servants to the entire world cheap.
11. have them try and take over. blame on bug in software if stopped.
12. plan failed.
13. need vacation
14. back from vacation. need new plan.
15. i need a moon base. those are cool.
16. steal shuttle from NASA
17. remeber NASAs shuttles are old as hell and prone to failure. steal chinese copy instead.
18. shuttle bought instead. was cheaper than stealing it.
19. build space station to refuel on.
20. space station lost. a american "comunication satelite" collided with it. i swear revenge!
21. destroy all american beer factores in revenge.
22. factories destroyed. got medal from the rest of the world.
23. new space station built. construction of moon base started.
24. move to moon base. claim moon as mine with flag.
25. Xanosia is founded. have entered UN.
26. the country of Palau declared war on me today. where the hell is that???
27. found it.
28. use robots to take it over!
29. I WON!! WOOO!!!!
30. i lost it. NATO kicked me out.
31. back at the moon. find that base is destroyed. someone though it was a good idea to use the life support of build a still.
32. **** it. i'm going home. ________________________________________________ Tau - Yeah we suck in close combat. To bad you will never get there. For the greater good!! |
Tara Moss
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Posted - 2009.09.26 16:07:00 -
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This is VERY important...
When u have a superhero in your grasp and you're about to kill him/her, for goodness sake DON'T TELL THEM THE MASTERPLAN!!
I can't tell you how many times I've seen this happen only for it to end in tears.
Please...keep it to yourself.
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XNCReman
Minmatar Soviet Directorate of Eve
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Posted - 2009.09.26 21:06:00 -
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Edited by: XNCReman on 26/09/2009 21:06:30 I know of two ways of doing this
First way
1 High jack a Nuclear Submarine, paticularly the Thyphoon Class, Note Submarines serve as a better base of operations 2. Lauch a an uninhabited area. 3. Make Demands that you become world leader or every city on earth gets it
secand way
Build a diabolic mechenice of doom make sure to paint it pink and put Hello Kitty stickers allover it I R sell you your wazes. |
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