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Jonny 101
Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.09.24 18:00:00 -
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Edited by: Jonny 101 on 24/09/2009 18:05:05 I need a new forum sig, the winner will get 500.000.000 ISK for his work.
If I deem that no sig is good enough, I will pay 100.000.000 to what I feel is the best attempt so that all the effort isn't a complete waste (in this case, I will obviously not use the sig, if I choose to use a sig, the maker gets 500 mill).
The reason for the high amount is that i'm a very demmanding customer, elements I would like involved (they dont have to be, but do something good with these themes and you better your odds) are:
CR-SE is a DB rp corporation, but srs business vampire rp is lame, so Blackulas! Blackula tongue in cheek RP elements are hip for the sig.
Scamming - I am a scammer, a very succesfull one and i've earned enough from scamming to buy a small fleet of motherships, so if you could make a subtle allusion to that (so subtle that people who know me will get it, but people who don't wont think "scammer!") would be very hip (see my current sig).
I also had a lovely string of sigs that all got censored by the mods (my favourite one was a childs casket with grieving people around it and the caption "No job too small", while a feel good funny sig does have a chance...your odds are much higher if you create a sig that will make people forget the subject of the thread to flame me for a tasteless sig and tell me i'm a vile disgusting sociopath.
Obviously the sig must conform with the forum rules yatta yatta.
Be creative, and don't waste my time with copy/paste sigs of ship, avatar and name, you'll not even come close to winning.
So to summarize, a sig that suits my personality.
My hobbies include collecting antique books, puffing my pipe, jazz and gratuitious evil/cruelty and I want any sig of mine to reflect my personality, I also don't take myself too serously do don't be afraid to be funny.
Good luck gang!
Quick Edit: I'm gay, so if you want to play on sex in the sig, adding half naked women won't get you very far.
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Nigel Sheldon
Caldari Skaro Mining Reborn
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Posted - 2009.09.24 18:27:00 -
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it's a scam
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Jonny 101
Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.09.24 18:33:00 -
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Originally by: Nigel Sheldon it's a scam
I'll be happy to send the 500m to chribba or Phoenix Pryde (those are the only two I can think of atm i'd accept as thirds)
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Builder Robert
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Posted - 2009.09.24 22:40:00 -
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OP do you have "ADD"? A small ****? Attention-whoritis?
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Jonny 101
Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.09.24 22:59:00 -
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Originally by: Builder Robert OP do you have "ADD"? A small ****? Attention-whoritis?
No, but I have a signature with the name of a character I no longer own and I think it's time to change that.
I'm sure all the people with ADD will be glad you use the term as an insult though and i'm sure non of them would love to pod you for being a rude little troll.
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Redflare
Caldari Lompoc-Amish Industrial Labs SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE
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Posted - 2009.09.25 01:54:00 -
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Looks like a scam.
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Jonny 101
Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.09.25 02:52:00 -
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Originally by: Redflare Looks like a scam.
Well, as I said...if any actual sig maker and not a troll (that is, a sig maker who can show previous product) wants it, i'll place 500m with a trusted third, most likely one of the above mentioned.
Mind you, this isn't the first signature I buy.
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Kin'Tarr
Minmatar The Salieri Society
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Posted - 2009.09.25 03:58:00 -
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An enticing prize. I'll see what I can do tomorrow.
K.O.S
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Redflare
Caldari Lompoc-Amish Industrial Labs SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE
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Posted - 2009.09.25 04:05:00 -
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Originally by: Jonny 101
Originally by: Redflare Looks like a scam.
Well, as I said...if any actual sig maker and not a troll (that is, a sig maker who can show previous product) wants it, i'll place 500m with a trusted third, most likely one of the above mentioned.
Mind you, this isn't the first signature I buy.
Well, hey, even if there's the slightest chance it might be a scam I'm intrigued. Can you give any more specifics on what you might want in a signature other than what you've included in your first post?
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Jonny 101
Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.09.25 04:10:00 -
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Be creative, I think i've given enough help for now.
Feel free to bug me ingame if you have questions, though i'm just about to go to bed now so it's gotta be tomorrow.
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Jonny 101
Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.09.25 17:45:00 -
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Bump and what not.
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Mek Infibious
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Posted - 2009.09.25 20:03:00 -
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I could try my hand at it, but I'll take a 50m deposit before I even consider opening photoshop :p
My work.
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Aria Serlo
Serlo Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.09.25 20:09:00 -
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Originally by: Mek Infibious I could try my hand at it, but I'll take a 50m deposit before I even consider opening photoshop :p
My work.
So you want him to pay you just for you to participate in a competition.
In before "GTFO" .
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Jonny 101
Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.09.25 20:50:00 -
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Originally by: Mek Infibious I could try my hand at it, but I'll take a 50m deposit before I even consider opening photoshop :p
My work.
Have a nice cup of GTFO.
I'll use chribba if its wanted by someone with an actual portfolio (not one shoddy picture of a signature) but this is a competition.
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2009.09.25 20:58:00 -
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Confirming that I have received the deposit of 500M and the following rules:
Jonny 101 > Yeah the terms of the contest are Jonny 101 > if i use a sig i pay the maker 500m Jonny 101 > if i dont like any, i'll pay the best sig 100m (but not use it)
(in other words, I will pay the ISK since I now have the prize money)
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Dansel
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.09.25 22:57:00 -
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I got a question for this thing, Do you want it with text or not, cause that will change the outcome -----------------
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Jonny 101
Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.09.25 23:05:00 -
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Originally by: Dansel I got a question for this thing, Do you want it with text or not, cause that will change the outcome
I don't require either, it's at the sig makers discretion, if you got a good text sure, if its hot with pictures only.
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FOl2TY8
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.25 23:22:00 -
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:effort: ---------- This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve |
Redflare
Caldari Lompoc-Amish Industrial Labs SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE
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Posted - 2009.09.26 03:24:00 -
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Hrm, I'm not sure what you'd like but this will amuse everyone here, I HOPE! Amazing 5 mins effort xD... /selffail
psst... its chribba! it HAD veldspar on it, but...
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Dansel
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.09.26 09:37:00 -
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First one I did:
Second one, although I fail with texts so....
The colors is as always possible to change. -----------------
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.09.26 11:40:00 -
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I'll give a stab at this later. Me want Iskies.
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Oberoonmoon
Gallente N O C E B O
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Posted - 2009.09.26 13:22:00 -
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Edited by: Oberoonmoon on 26/09/2009 13:23:38 can you please add a deadline....
I might attend this one, scammer or not
edit: ■Maximum height: 120 pixels ■Maximum width: 400 pixels ■Maximum file size: 24,000 bytes (not Kbytes)
(see some havent followed these rules in their attemts, just a friendly headsup) |
Jonny 101
Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.09.26 14:59:00 -
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Originally by: Dansel First one I did:
Second one, although I fail with texts so....
The colors is as always possible to change.
No offense but, I wouldn't pay even 10m for any of those.
And I haven't really thought of a deadline, I figured i'd let it run until I found something I liked or I just plain gave up.
two or three weeks max though? as for being scammed the isk is with Chribba so if you feel unjustly treated just tell on me :P
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.09.26 15:45:00 -
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Is there anything specific in regards to keeping in line with the scamming part? A lot of people enjoy the use of the suit and tie business conman aspect, which is what I'm thinking of trying.
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Jonny 101
Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.09.26 15:58:00 -
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Originally by: Irida Mershkov Is there anything specific in regards to keeping in line with the scamming part? A lot of people enjoy the use of the suit and tie business conman aspect, which is what I'm thinking of trying.
I usually go under the title Legitimate businessman, I like to say that I deal in the fictionals market or in the import business (selling fiction and importing other peoples isk).
If you add scamming part it should be that a person who knows i'm a scammer will crack a smile, but someone whos thinking about doing business with me doesn't really think too much about it or doesn't immidately go "ooh scammer".
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Redflare
Caldari Lompoc-Amish Industrial Labs SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE
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Posted - 2009.09.26 17:06:00 -
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Edited by: Redflare on 26/09/2009 17:07:48 But what if Chribba scams US? *edit* how's my sig for you all, not just johnny but people looking through this thread? Similar style or something radically different?
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Jonny 101
Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.09.26 20:05:00 -
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Again no offence but, in my subjective opinion your sig is quite frankly horrible.
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Jonny 101
Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.09.27 05:00:00 -
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Is anyone actually seriously working on this or...? :P
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.09.27 05:07:00 -
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Originally by: Jonny 101 Is anyone actually seriously working on this or...? :P
I'm dabbling at it, but i don't promise any results, and if i do come up with something its not going to be soon. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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Redflare
Caldari Lompoc-Amish Industrial Labs SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE
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Posted - 2009.09.27 05:55:00 -
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Originally by: Jonny 101 Again no offence but, in my subjective opinion your sig is quite frankly horrible.
And a transexual human rabbit on a bland red background is better?
Heheh. I'll come back with a better sig.
Deadline?
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