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Yih
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Posted - 2009.10.02 19:01:00 -
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Edited by: Yih on 02/10/2009 19:04:16 Dear listeners,
I am here to announce to you the beggining of a new era within the universe. Perhaps it will be troubled times, perhaps it will be grand, perhaps, even peaceful.
I am here to announce to you all, the death of Goonswarm. Within the next 6 months, such a tremendous force will be brought to its knees by four great men.
This has been years in the making, but believe me, the revenge that will occur will most certainly, irrefutably, be served cold.
I am announcing it here, because I want the universe to bear witness to my deeds. I want them all to gaze upon the actions that will be undertaken. I want to hear you sneer, I want to hear you applaud, I want to HEAR you.
Goonswarm have trusted these men for far too long, each of them has over a year in service to them, without a single suspicion. But it is time. With the information revealed to the inners of Goonswarm over the course of the last few days, it is certainly, time.
Within 1 month before the deed takes place, I will stand here again, and then, when the deed is done, and the dust begins to settle, all four of the men who worked to make this happen will stand here, and announce to you, what will be the death, of a corporation whose death has been long coming, and well deserved.
For those who are about to die, we salute you. ~Yih~
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Havohej
Minmatar Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.10.02 21:22:00 -
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Cool story, bro.
Of course, nobody's going to believe it, but that doesn't make it any less cool of a story.
"You can still steal their stuff." - CCP Explorer |
LordSwift
Caldari SWG-RoNaN-BloOdFiN
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Posted - 2009.10.02 21:44:00 -
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I wish you luck on your goal. But to be honest it is really really stupid to tell everyone even your enemy your plans. Thats why Bad guys in Holo Vids never win
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Haraldhardrade
Amarr Pax Amarr
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Posted - 2009.10.02 21:52:00 -
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Originally by: LordSwift I wish you luck on your goal. But to be honest it is really really stupid to tell everyone even your enemy your plans. Thats why Bad guys in Holo Vids never win
Theres a holo vid called the last action slaver that deals with this very issue. A Minmatar terrorist has captured some slavers and is about to kill them but he spends too much time explaining how and why he do as he does. Needless to say the heroic slavers breaks free and off's him. Caveo of Minmatar , torva vacuus regimen of deus es plurrimi periculosus of bestia
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Mr Reeth
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Posted - 2009.10.02 22:45:00 -
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Originally by: Haraldhardrade
Originally by: LordSwift I wish you luck on your goal. But to be honest it is really really stupid to tell everyone even your enemy your plans. Thats why Bad guys in Holo Vids never win
Theres a holo vid called the last action slaver that deals with this very issue. A Minmatar terrorist has captured some slavers and is about to kill them but he spends too much time explaining how and why he do as he does. Needless to say the heroic slavers breaks free and off's him.
That was based on true story wasn't it?
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Havohej
Minmatar Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.10.02 23:29:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Reeth
Originally by: Haraldhardrade
Originally by: LordSwift I wish you luck on your goal. But to be honest it is really really stupid to tell everyone even your enemy your plans. Thats why Bad guys in Holo Vids never win
Theres a holo vid called the last action slaver that deals with this very issue. A Minmatar terrorist has captured some slavers and is about to kill them but he spends too much time explaining how and why he do as he does. Needless to say the heroic slavers breaks free and off's him.
That was based on true story wasn't it?
Yes, it was based off of the true story about how a slaver captured some Minmatar terrorists and planned to kill them, but spent too much time explaining how there is no god but the slaver's god. Needless to say, the heroic terrorists broke free and offed him.
"You can still steal their stuff." - CCP Explorer |
Graelyn
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2009.10.03 01:43:00 -
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I've seen both of those films. The first featured better direction and writing, while the second had a far superior soundtrack...
I want to disbelieve the claims of this person, but who knows? Perhaps it is legitimate. We have nothing to lose by waiting to see. I will be doing so.
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Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.10.03 02:00:00 -
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Edited by: Jakiin on 03/10/2009 02:00:51
Originally by: Havohej
Originally by: Mr Reeth
Originally by: Haraldhardrade
Originally by: LordSwift I wish you luck on your goal. But to be honest it is really really stupid to tell everyone even your enemy your plans. Thats why Bad guys in Holo Vids never win
Theres a holo vid called the last action slaver that deals with this very issue. A Minmatar terrorist has captured some slavers and is about to kill them but he spends too much time explaining how and why he do as he does. Needless to say the heroic slavers breaks free and off's him.
That was based on true story wasn't it?
Yes, it was based off of the true story about how a slaver captured some Minmatar terrorists and planned to kill them, but spent too much time explaining how there is no god but the slaver's god. Needless to say, the heroic terrorists broke free and offed him.
Actually that was just a story based off of some scriptures. God has captured some Minmatar terrorists and is about to convert them, but he spends too much time explaining how He's the only God and all the other Gods are posers. Needless to say the slavers off them when God isn't looking.
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Stella Starsparrow
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Posted - 2009.10.03 02:13:00 -
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Edited by: Stella Starsparrow on 03/10/2009 02:15:00 So...God is dead? Oh, the SLAVERS killed them off. When God isn't looking? I thought God saw everything? *shakes her head* I'll never understand Amarrians.
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Mr Reeth
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Posted - 2009.10.03 09:20:00 -
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Originally by: Jakiin \ Actually that was just a story based off of some scriptures. God has captured some Minmatar terrorists and is about to convert them, but he spends too much time explaining how He's the only God and all the other Gods are posers. Needless to say the slavers off them when God isn't looking.
I remember that version. It's a Blood Raider story. I believe the moral was reject God and the Empire and kill off the "lesser" races.
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Decimus Vindictus
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Posted - 2009.10.03 10:56:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Reeth
Originally by: Jakiin \ Actually that was just a story based off of some scriptures. God has captured some Minmatar terrorists and is about to convert them, but he spends too much time explaining how He's the only God and all the other Gods are posers. Needless to say the slavers off them when God isn't looking.
I remember that version. It's a Blood Raider story. I believe the moral was reject God and the Empire and kill off the "lesser" races.
As an avid fan of holoreels I remember all of the aforementioned holoreels and their spinoffs. But in the end aren't they all based of the cartoon in which two slaver hounds fight over a captured fedo for so long that it has time to excape?
Coming to think of it.. that may actually just have been a weird dream I had.
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Silent Shift
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.10.03 16:15:00 -
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Edited by: Silent Shift on 03/10/2009 16:15:29 50mil says he doesn't succeed
Originally by: Decimus Vindictus
Originally by: Mr Reeth
Originally by: Jakiin \ Actually that was just a story based off of some scriptures. God has captured some Minmatar terrorists and is about to convert them, but he spends too much time explaining how He's the only God and all the other Gods are posers. Needless to say the slavers off them when God isn't looking.
I remember that version. It's a Blood Raider story. I believe the moral was reject God and the Empire and kill off the "lesser" races.
As an avid fan of holoreels I remember all of the aforementioned holoreels and their spinoffs. But in the end aren't they all based of the cartoon in which two slaver hounds fight over a captured fedo for so long that it has time to excape?
Coming to think of it.. that may actually just have been a weird dream I had.
No, pretty sure i saw that one... Was the galente's take on an old Caldarian tale if i remember correctly... |
Yih
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Posted - 2009.10.03 21:05:00 -
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I'll take your 50mil bet then.
It's next to impossible for me not to succeed.
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Silent Shift
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.10.03 23:36:00 -
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We shall see, we shall see.
If i win, i shall expect the ISK to be transfered to my account almost immedately, and i shall have people to inform me if this does not happen. |
Caellach Marellus
Gallente Preta Light Industries
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Posted - 2009.10.03 23:51:00 -
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Originally by: Stella Starsparrow Edited by: Stella Starsparrow on 03/10/2009 02:15:00 So...God is dead? Oh, the SLAVERS killed them off. When God isn't looking? I thought God saw everything? *shakes her head* I'll never understand Amarrians.
They can be understood?
I just leave the Godheads to their rabbling.
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Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.10.04 04:18:00 -
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Sorry, I forgot the disclaimer. I might as well make it now.
A child-like cartoon clown appears on screen, with the title 'the more you know' superimposed over it. The title fades, and the clown comes to life.
HEY KIDS! Guess what? Those of the Faith have a sense of humor too! That's right! So if you take absolutely everything they say seriously, you might end up looking a little silly yourself.
The clown guffaws, winks, and honks a small horn.
That's all for now! See you next time!
The image fades, as does the slowly growing headache he was inducing. Jakiin's face returns on the screen.
Once again I apologize, I know that it's easier to think of all Amarr as two-dimensional beings who are just a bunch of scripture-thumpers.
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