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Helgram
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Posted - 2009.10.19 18:53:00 -
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You've been playing Eve for too long. You need to take a break. Have a date. So you can come back with more focus.
I'd take all these guys with brilliant ideas and form your own corp and lure them over to work for you............. once you get back from your date.
Helgram
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Fitz VonHeise
Eye Bee Em
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Posted - 2009.10.19 18:57:00 -
[242]
Oh but each time leave one unit of each type.
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Helgram
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Posted - 2009.10.19 19:08:00 -
[243]
On the earlier idea, as some have said before, you can start your own newbie corp...
But you can pay for their time cards so they get to play for free. Make the corp at like a 50% rate so your iskies replenish, but a trillion could get you 250+ player corp for a year. There are a lot of players out there that can't afford to pay for Eve that play on 30 day free trials all the time. I've helped a few go from Trial Accounts to buying their own time cards with their isk earnings over the last few years. You can do that with 250 at once.
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Vorthos
Gallente Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2009.10.19 20:47:00 -
[244]
I was saving this for myself, but I keep finding other distractions, so here it is.
Start by buying a freighter.
Then you fill it to the brim with Prostitutes, Exotic Dancers, Tobacco, Long-limb Roes, Spirits, and a couple Janitors. Rename it "The Love Boat."
Fly it around High Traffic areas, see if gankers give you some love.
Find some newb (Free Lotto, Cruising Rookie Help for the worthy, PVPing them, random name searches, anything else), contract them the Love Boat plus skillbooks to fly it
Rinse/Repeat with other themed prize packs.
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SocomTedd
Gallente The Nameless Ones
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Posted - 2009.10.19 21:06:00 -
[245]
spend 100bill on buying 100 freighters and get 100 pilots to fly them to an insane pvp system like EC-P8R, fill them all with shuttles too.
hire over 500 people to fly shuttles to 20k off jita 4/4 about 10 times so there is 5,000 shuttles in a big blob.. then smartbomb them all in eves biggest shiploss.
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Baash
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Posted - 2009.10.19 21:47:00 -
[246]
I don't know if this has been mentioned already since I didn't have time to read all the previous posts but you could go to jita and start advertising in local you have 1 trillion isk and and double any amount of money sent to you. If someone sent you money, you would double it but scold the person for being such a dumbass for trusting jita local and tell him never to do it again. That way new players would get money and a teaching.
Or for a more creative and artistic approach you could orchestrate the grandest, most spectacular, epicly mesmerizing (and probably the first) space opera EVE has ever seen! First you could hire someone to write a script (or do it yourself) for a space-themed opera/musical, maybe telling about the heroic adventures of Leowen the courageous. Or then you could simply adapt a classic like Hamlet or Les Miserables to space. You would then pay people to act, and most importantly sing all the parts in the opera/musical. You would of course have rehearsals with the grand debut at an appropriate time and place. Heck, you could probably even sell tickets for the show. And at least I would be willing to pay to see and hear a musical/opera/play/theatre, or whatever you want to call it, in the EVE universe.
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Mr Yarrr
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Posted - 2009.10.19 22:13:00 -
[247]
Buy the most experienced character that comes up on the character bazaar over the next month, and then just delete him :D
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Prograde Titan
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Posted - 2009.10.19 22:15:00 -
[248]
Edited by: Prograde Titan on 19/10/2009 22:15:20 Nothing about Profitable but fun? Maybe. First you'll have to organize a Time and Location, not too bad, then Organize a Hunt, Slap a Bounty on an alt of yours and have people race each other to kill you for the huge reward in the one sector, Hell maybe the reward is so large they won't mind trying to take each other out during the midst of it all
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The WolfMother
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Posted - 2009.10.19 22:21:00 -
[249]
Edited by: The WolfMother on 19/10/2009 22:26:07 Bribe all the CSM members so that they encourage ccp to rename jita after you or to a name of your choosing.
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DiamondTitan
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Posted - 2009.10.19 22:30:00 -
[250]
Donate a large portion to EvE Radio for a Christmas Give-away prize drawing
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Otebski
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Posted - 2009.10.19 22:57:00 -
[251]
Offer some decent sized reward like 200b to the corp that can do best live painting consisiting of ships of their choice. Limit it to 15m time for getting all ships in place. Fraps it and make youtube video at fast forward That would be pretty amusing.
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MonwrathDisortium
Incarnation of Evil
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Posted - 2009.10.19 22:58:00 -
[252]
Hire 30 or 40 high sp black ops chars and go raiding in 0.0
dont discriminate, just jump into random station systems and lock them down til you get bored and then move on.
Hell you could take along a bunch of recons as well and just play around with bridging covert gangs all over the map and having fun with crazy pvp.
BTW if you decide on this and you are funding the losses let me know, I will come along for the ride :)
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Herschel Yamamoto
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2009.10.19 23:21:00 -
[253]
You'll need CCP's permission to do this, but you might be able to pull it off. Spend a trillion buying up PLEX. You'll net about 3500 of them at current prices. Hand the PLEX to CCP, have them take them out of the game, and donate the cash equivalent - almost $62,000 US - to a charity of your choice. Make it something big and reputable, so that they don't think you're trying to RMT, but they might just go for it for publicity's sake alone. And hey, money to a good cause.
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Rhoulaki
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Posted - 2009.10.19 23:27:00 -
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Edited by: Rhoulaki on 19/10/2009 23:29:43 Edited by: Rhoulaki on 19/10/2009 23:28:20 Find a smallish 0.0 alliance and put a sizable bounty on everybody's head in the alliance then post on CAOD and C&P. Or, to ensure no inter alliance podding, make it a personal 'you bring me the body of an X alliance member with killmail in the next week, month, whatever and I pay you X isk' type thing. Pick an alliance on the brink of fail cascade if you are feeling extra evil.
EDIT: Council. comes to mind...
Double Edit: Almost forgot step two; Transfer me 1Bn ISK and increase my net worth 100 fold.
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GD's Alt
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Posted - 2009.10.20 00:02:00 -
[255]
give all ur iskies to me :)
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DoctorPhill
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Posted - 2009.10.20 00:06:00 -
[256]
sell i on ebay lol just kidding.
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AdmiralJohn
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2009.10.20 02:16:00 -
[257]
Easy:
First, create your own corp and give it a name a mercenary corporation would have. Make sure to include a skull on the corp image! Next, sit in Jita 4-4 all day. Working your way down through the list of station guests, wardec every corp you come across. Wait for the inevitable avalanche of "BUT WHY?!"'s to flood your inbox.
Here's where it gets tricky: Respond to each mail by saying you were hired by another corporation. Say it's just business, but that other corp really has it out for them. Sit back and watch mayhem and blood feuds ensue
BONUS PROFIT: Offer to wardec the people you just framed back for more ISK. Repeat the process with the new people.
BONUS PROFIT FOR ME: When all you ISK is gone from wardecs make a post on C&P so I may laugh about it.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.10.20 02:17:00 -
[258]
Hi I'm quitting eve and have a fortune, send me isk and I will send 10x back!!!
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Tremor Brash
ZiTek
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Posted - 2009.10.20 02:35:00 -
[259]
Buy a nice big Freighter, fill it with Spirits and Exotic Dancers, and have yourself a party!
----------------------------- Tremor Brash - Pilot ZiTek Corporation |
Forranz
The R.I.T.U.A.L Corp Twilight Federation
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Posted - 2009.10.20 02:49:00 -
[260]
I would buy 100 GSC or hire a team to spell out your name with Anchored cans in Jita 4-4.
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Krathos Morpheus
Gallente Legion Infernal
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Posted - 2009.10.20 03:06:00 -
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1. Rent a mercenary corp for the event. What event? The one you are going to enjoy 2. Buy yourself a nice and tough toy. Fit it to fight inferior ships.
3. Advertise.
4. With the help of the merc corp close some lowsec system.
5. Put a bounty on your head.
6. Make people ride crap ships against you, no ewar. The mercenaries kill anyone who breaks the rules. You can jump around the system.
7. You feel like god killing those crap ships like flies.
8. The lucky guy who finally brings you down collects the prize.
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DamienHirst
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Posted - 2009.10.20 03:16:00 -
[262]
For the sum of 999 billion isk I can fashion you a gold and platinum E-peen studded with myriad diamonds and precious stones.
Every time you feel a little bit insecure you will be able to get it out and wave it about.
My fee will be a modest 1 billion.
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Nishachara
Minmatar Special Operations Corp
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Posted - 2009.10.20 03:16:00 -
[263]
Let the people send you the X amount of isk and then you dubble it and send them back...
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Victoria Akmea
Gallente Taishite Kami
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Posted - 2009.10.20 04:32:00 -
[264]
Use it to hire Merc corps against the alliance HYDRA RELOADED to get them to disband. You will do a service to all of EVE.
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Unjust Arbiter
Two Brothers Mining Corp. R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2009.10.20 06:14:00 -
[265]
The Great EVE Race. Have a bunch of ships enter the race, and they will all be given the same waypoints. First one to the last waypoint wins a prize. Have it go through a lot of low sec and null sec regions full of gate camps so lots of ships go boom.
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Kylar Renpurs
Dusk Blade
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Posted - 2009.10.20 06:32:00 -
[266]
I'd go out, buy a bunch of T2 BPO's and use the "Trash It" option.
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Mara Rinn
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Posted - 2009.10.20 06:50:00 -
[267]
Hire a bunch of merc corps to stake out your own little patch of nullsec, then focus heavily on upgrading that patch as much as possible. Use sovereignty to expand your alliance, form treaties with various industrial/PvE/wannabe-PvP corps to use your space for a token surcharge, become a true Caldari megacorporation :)
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Tash Quadran
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Posted - 2009.10.20 07:10:00 -
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Go to Jita:
- Announce in local you'll double the money that anyone sends you - If someone sends you something, double it and send it back - Wait - If he sends more, double it again... - Wait - Keep doubling whatever he sends and send it back - Once you feel it's high enough, keep the money and laugh...
People are greedy... They will always send you more to see how much they can get... Since you'll never fall out of cash, you can go as high as you want :)
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Kaden Skirata
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Posted - 2009.10.20 10:38:00 -
[269]
Give it all to me and I will delete my account...
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Steve Celeste
Caldari Overdogs
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Posted - 2009.10.20 11:27:00 -
[270]
RMT and pay your mortgage.
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