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joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Unclaimed.
436
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Posted - 2013.05.07 20:24:00 -
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Hoinus wrote:Eve is a dark game, it is about time we are allowed to do what we want with our trophies. We need to have dentist chairs and stuff like from the movie hostel.
I never thought of the idea of collecting Companions you hate. I must ruminate on this further... |
Theia Matova
Dominance Theory
70
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Posted - 2013.05.07 21:14:00 -
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This calls for beauty contest! Who makes the most beautiful corpse!
First time I read it thank you for the original and awesome post! Other ideas Bounty contracts |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Unclaimed.
439
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Posted - 2013.05.07 22:31:00 -
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Theia Matova wrote:This calls for beauty contest! Who makes the most beautiful corpse! First time I read it thank you for the original and awesome post!
It would give new meaning to the term "freeze frame" |
Bakuhz
The Nightingales of Hades Holdings The Nightingales of Hades
20
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Posted - 2013.05.08 23:04:00 -
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As a proud Member of Hades forces i was sent out to relay this message
you sir are a sick and twisted puppy hades has a high ranking position for you in the underworld just go to charon the ferry man and travel the river styx we will await your arival on the other side
and i want a trophy room a corpse here and there will make my quarthers very feng shui nothing better then a few dead slaves to remind the crowd to keep laybor up http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Bakuhz#kills |
Manes Avatarr
Adventurers
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Posted - 2013.05.08 23:14:00 -
[365] - Quote
I dont know if this link had been provided here:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/reference
ADVENTURERS Corp. | To explore & fight! | https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2906996 |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Unclaimed.
443
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Posted - 2013.05.09 00:13:00 -
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That guy is delusional. My Chloe is real. |
Manes Avatarr
Adventurers
48
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Posted - 2013.05.09 00:50:00 -
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joelinux wrote: That guy is delusional. My Chloe is real.
His girl is real same way as Chloe, Joe. Seriously. Don't get me wrong - i'm tolerant. She's all yours.
And i endorse your idea about clothing ADVENTURERS Corp. | To explore & fight! | https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2906996 |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Ex Cinere Scriptor
444
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:52:00 -
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Manes Avatarr wrote:joelinux wrote: That guy is delusional. My Chloe is real.
His girl is real same way as Chloe, Joe. Seriously. Don't get me wrong - i'm tolerant. She's all yours. And i endorse your idea about clothing
Pssh...that is a "love doll". Chloe is a real human. With internal organs and everything. |
Jason Amelana
Castillo Capital Corporation Templar Command
4
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Posted - 2013.05.29 02:08:00 -
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I Agree With You ON That One Danika |
Kieron Krodmandouin
LazyBoyz Band of Recreational Flyers Intrepid Crossing
4
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Posted - 2013.05.29 03:07:00 -
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Can the "Trophy room" include a large bed, electric blanket and curling iron? Might as well cover all the bases and include a well stocked bar too. |
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Kenrailae
Starwinders SCUM.
8
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Posted - 2013.05.29 05:43:00 -
[371] - Quote
@ OP
You, Sir, have just won Eve. We can all uninstall now and go back to our lives.... *cough* The Law is a point of View |
Emma Royd
Maddled Gommerils
254
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Posted - 2013.05.29 09:51:00 -
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CCP - you must cancel the ice mining chages immediately, without ice mining, I wouldn't be able to trawl through the lesser used forums like this one and find this kind of post.
OP - you are what eve is about. |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Ex Cinere Scriptor
445
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Posted - 2013.05.30 18:18:00 -
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Kieron Krodmandouin wrote:Can the "Trophy room" include a large bed, electric blanket and curling iron? Might as well cover all the bases and include a well stocked bar too.
Why bother? Just put her out for a space walk. Keeps her fresh. |
Jade III
Wolf Star Miners
5
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Posted - 2013.05.30 20:58:00 -
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All of the sudden, Chloe comes out of her lifeless state and becomes a zombie Capsuleer for OP's alt.
What if all of our collected corpses become zombies? That would be epic! http://www.wolfstarminer.com
Come, join me in our quest to mine and PVP! We have cookies.....e-mail me ingame for your application to Wolf Star Miners! |
Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
72
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Posted - 2013.06.04 14:25:00 -
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I would very much like to add my support to your enterprising and very interesting suggestion for new features within EvE.
I would like to add to this the need to convert ship's non-capsuleer crew and passengers into "meat-cubes"; similar to fuel blocks, for easy transport.
Ideally they should remain alive and fully aware throughout this procedure, though this is not 100% required.
I tried it with a Fuel Block packer and two young Gallante men I met at Quafeworld in Balle, but unfortunately it seems that a machine designed to process Station Fuel has an issue grinding human bone and pulping flesh without reporting a
"F001918 SERVICE TRAY JAMMED ERROR" "You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |
Nirealle Freemist
Space Tactical Assault Command
0
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Posted - 2013.06.06 03:23:00 -
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I feel I must reawaken this thread, as crazy as I think the OP is this hilarity must continue. |
Ordellus
ORI Ground Forces
11
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Posted - 2013.06.06 03:30:00 -
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Nirealle Freemist wrote:this hilarity must continue.
Great, we are now encouraging immaturity and perversion. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
1917
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Posted - 2013.06.13 15:57:00 -
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Most necro'd necro thread. Evah.
So... The killer app for WiS: A bar & lounge, called "The Trophy Room," where eggers could meet to talk business, relax safely, get a meal... And show off their collections. All wall-space would be covered in 'companions' - or at least their heads. Some stations and outposts would gain reputations based upon the quality & fame of their Trophy Room collections, and thus become attractive not merely for the range of services, or price of goods.
I daresay that some folks might engage special bounty hunnters to acquire more desireable items for the collection in their favored lounge... and a secondary market in swapping bodies might arise. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc |
Anna Djan
Banana Corp
9
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Posted - 2013.06.13 15:59:00 -
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I concur with this request.
+1 cause its so eve |
Shiera Kuni
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
15
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Posted - 2013.06.13 20:12:00 -
[380] - Quote
This isn't implemented yet?! I also humbly request that we get the ability to strap corpses to our ships, reaper style. I need my meat shield! |
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Gorgoth24
Sickology
10
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Posted - 2013.06.13 20:43:00 -
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Best.Thread.Ever.
This would be an excellent publicity stunt for CCP.
I love this idea |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Against ALL Authorities
464
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Posted - 2013.06.19 16:23:00 -
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Gorgoth24 wrote:Best.Thread.Ever.
This would be an excellent publicity stunt for CCP.
I love this idea
Me too! How about having a harem of "companions".
You could talk about life with them, maybe even have therapy sessions for those having trouble in their new-found relationships. (Companions seem to not be very talkative. It leads to lack of intimacy.)
On a related note, I think people should be able to love whoever they love for any reason. Just because some inconsiderate pilots start calling you names like, "necrophiliac" "corpse-humper", etc. doesn't mean they are right. They don't understand our love! Just because she's never moved, or breathed, or said anything, or even said, "no" doesn't make her a corpse. She's real to me!
*sniff*
Some pilots are a bunch of meanie heads.
Also in related news, if you come across anyone from the Marmite Collective, be sure and make some "companions". They will keep you company on those lonely nights. |
Hopelesshobo
Red Dwarf Mining Corporation space weaponry and trade
33
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Posted - 2013.06.19 16:35:00 -
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I personally enjoy the quiet times I get to spend with her. Lowering the average to make you look better since 2012. |
Wyndeigo
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2013.06.19 17:41:00 -
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Just to give some a perspective on corpse collections in game, Ubercado, a Vice Admiral for Eve University has probably the most impressive I have heard in game. When the Uni moved from Korsiki to Aldrat approximately 4 years ago, it took several freighters to just move his collection of corpses.
Not sure whether he would want to dress them all or not though.
o7 |
Nikk Narrel
Infinite Improbability Inc Ex Cinere Scriptor
1918
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Posted - 2013.06.19 18:31:00 -
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In space, no one can hear you scream.
Add to that: whimper, beg for more, shout "Yes Master"!, fart like a trumpet, moan in ecstasy, and several other things which may be heard after reading this thread.... Cloaking being on a ten minute manual cycle timer? (Author: Bree Okanata) Fine. As long as there is a ten minute timer for being docked in a station. Also, you can't stop moving in the game. Just add in a way so every ten minutes you are randomly warped to the nearest other player. Keeps people from going AFK. |
Soldarius
Deadman W0nderland Tribal Band
319
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Posted - 2013.06.19 23:00:00 -
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Trophy room for mah corpses.
Or recycle option for biomass.
Either one would be useful and unique.
I have been collecting corpses because they are plentiful, free, and may someday be of value. I hope to see that day.
Also, +1 to OP for getting so much dev/GM/CSM attention in one thread. Well done. "How do you kill that which has no life?" |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Against ALL Authorities
469
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Posted - 2013.06.20 17:34:00 -
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Hopelesshobo wrote:I personally enjoy the quiet times I get to spend with her.
Yes...that annoying breathing gets in the way of "special times" |
Meyr
Shiva The Retirement Club
0
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Posted - 2013.06.21 07:04:00 -
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Disturbing. Hysterical. Educational. WAAAYYYYY too much information.
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Thread Necro".
Posting a link to my alliance forums.
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SyntheticSins
An Eye For An Eye AN EYE F0R AN EYE
0
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Posted - 2013.06.21 12:19:00 -
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This thread brings to mind things that I think would actually make an aesthetically pleasing picture. I'm sure a lot of us enjoy customization - you know, adding things that would make our ships, and hell, even our space more 'unique'. Put space mantlepieces up on the NEX store where you could display an opponents frozen corpse, anchor it 70k off the gate, so when an enemy fleet comes into system they can be traumatized at the sight of fellow copilots corpses strewn about.
Even take it further to ship customization! Right-click corpse, "add to ship" and have it impaled on one of the spikes on the Phantasm! Or hell, add a winch to your utility high on your hurricane and 'load it' with corpses, fly your hurricane around dragging your victims in tow! (And upon warp, tow line pulls them in so they aren't singed!)
I, for one, would probably invest in the nex store if they had a 'space-gallows' that I Could anchor outside of my home station and show off my collection of corpses.
This thread has since made me start scooping bodies.
Just think of how nasty a pirate fleet would be warping around with corpses splattered across their ship. And hell, they're disposable, then you can use corpses as a trading commodity for people wanting a brutal look of one of their ships.
Dunno. I want it, anyone else? |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
2184
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Posted - 2013.06.21 15:09:00 -
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I had a cat named Chloe once.
I am suddenly quite concerned over her well-being, and she's been dead for several years.
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
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