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Abulurd Boniface
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.07.05 09:54:00 -
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Zalasastra wrote: another feature for eve - psychology tests upon account creation.
Why would CCP implement a feature that kicks out 75% of its user base on the first pass?
I have to say though: dressing up the corpse... that's a richer experience than I need in this place. I'm served plenty good enough as it is, thank you very much.
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Domer Pyle
Northern Flemish Bastards Inc Yulai Federation
74
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Posted - 2013.07.09 01:58:00 -
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how did i miss this thread for so long? this is a great idea. "Imagine if the bars to your prison were all you had ever known. Then one day, someone appears and unlocks the door. If they have the power to do this, then are they really the liberator? You never remembered who it was that closed you in." - Ior Labron |
Chimpface Holocaust
Zarnfell
3
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Posted - 2013.07.09 03:39:00 -
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Jezza McWaffle wrote:Still a better love story than Twilight
The tree **** scene in "The Evil Dead" is a better love story than twilight |
LtColGreenhalgh
Macabre Votum Northern Coalition.
0
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Posted - 2013.07.09 17:25:00 -
[424] - Quote
bump |
anishamora
Atelierele Grivita
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Posted - 2013.07.10 14:35:00 -
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My god, this thread delivers. It might be even better than the "dude, your chin.." epicness |
Tachibane Kanade
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.07.10 16:13:00 -
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I like how the OP wrote his idea. It's a bit 'creepy' though but I could laugh about it. You made my day :) I guess this feature is a bit of a ethical one though, I mean even though its a game, there are limits I guess to how far you can go. Next feature could be sexual intercourse between clones, cuz you like your fleet buddy so much. hehe
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Shiera Kuni
Norse'Storm Battle Group Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2013.07.10 16:27:00 -
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Tachibane Kanade wrote:I like how the OP wrote his idea. It's a bit 'creepy' though but I could laugh about it. You made my day :) I guess this feature is a bit of a ethical one though, I mean even though its a game, there are limits I guess to how far you can go. Next feature could be sexual intercourse between clones, cuz you like your fleet buddy so much. hehe
Love thyself, eh? |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Against ALL Authorities
509
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Posted - 2013.07.15 20:07:00 -
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Domer Pyle wrote:how did i miss this thread for so long? this is a great idea.
I know...CCP is so biased towards people that breath. The don't take into account the breathing-challenged. |
Shiera Kuni
Norse'Storm Battle Group Circle-Of-Two
35
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Posted - 2013.07.15 20:14:00 -
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joelinux wrote:Domer Pyle wrote:how did i miss this thread for so long? this is a great idea. I know...CCP is so biased towards people that breath. The don't take into account the breathing-challenged. You should start a charity for the living impaired |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Against ALL Authorities
512
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Posted - 2013.07.17 19:46:00 -
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Shiera Kuni wrote:joelinux wrote:Domer Pyle wrote:how did i miss this thread for so long? this is a great idea. I know...CCP is so biased towards people that breath. The don't take into account the breathing-challenged. You should start a charity for the living impaired
Living impaired? No. They live. They just don't say anything. or blink, react, breath, etc. |
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joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Against ALL Authorities
513
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Posted - 2013.07.24 15:34:00 -
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Domer Pyle wrote:how did i miss this thread for so long? this is a great idea.
And yet, CCP refuses the need to dress up our "companions". No wonder their clothes experiment failed. |
Shiera Kuni
Norse'Storm Battle Group Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2013.07.24 17:29:00 -
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joelinux wrote:Shiera Kuni wrote:joelinux wrote:Domer Pyle wrote:how did i miss this thread for so long? this is a great idea. I know...CCP is so biased towards people that breath. The don't take into account the breathing-challenged. You should start a charity for the living impaired Living impaired? No. They live. They just don't say anything. or blink, react, breath, etc. My companions are living impaired! But just because they're unliving, that doesn't make them unfeeling! They love it when you caress their cold, clammy skin. And they are so, so cold, they need clothing to warm them, I can only do so much! I'm surprised CCP hasn't implemented this yet. |
Phaade
Debitum Naturae WHY so Seri0Us
15
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Posted - 2013.07.24 18:17:00 -
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joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2013.07.25 19:22:00 -
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Shiera Kuni wrote:joelinux wrote:Shiera Kuni wrote:joelinux wrote:Domer Pyle wrote:how did i miss this thread for so long? this is a great idea. I know...CCP is so biased towards people that breath. The don't take into account the breathing-challenged. You should start a charity for the living impaired Living impaired? No. They live. They just don't say anything. or blink, react, breath, etc. My companions are living impaired! But just because they're unliving, that doesn't make them un feeling! They love it when you caress their cold, clammy skin. And they are so, so cold, they need clothing to warm them, I can only do so much! I'm surprised CCP hasn't implemented this yet.
but not too much. I mean, our female companions sometimes need to look and feel sexy. |
Lady Naween
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
160
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Posted - 2013.07.27 10:51:00 -
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AS an avid corpse collector I can only agree with the OP.
After all, rigor mortis IS a girls best friend. |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Against ALL Authorities
519
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Posted - 2013.07.29 16:22:00 -
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Lady Naween wrote:AS an avid corpse collector I can only agree with the OP.
After all, rigor mortis IS a girls best friend.
Hey! That's dirty! There are kids on this site! |
Rowells
Unknown Soldiers Against ALL Authorities
50
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Posted - 2013.07.29 18:40:00 -
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welcome back to the front page *makes pun about dead thread reviving* |
ybcuz
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2013.08.02 23:25:00 -
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Ah, man--this tickled me in the most (in)appropriate of ways. Cheers.
I would suggest saving your dear beloved, and adding along with her many other corpses, such that you acquire your own "Terracotta Army", if you will. |
Nirealle Freemist
Dissidence Dawn C.L.O.N.E.
0
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Posted - 2013.08.02 23:41:00 -
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I can't beleive this is still going, you scary necro's keep going this is funny as hell to read.. |
Sabriz Adoudel
Oppan Ganknam Style
630
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Posted - 2013.08.14 03:52:00 -
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Nirealle Freemist wrote:I can't beleive this is still going, you scary necro's keep going this is funny as hell to read..
This thread keeps on growing because it keeps being awesome.
Unlike poor Chloe, may she rest in pieces.
An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front. |
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Scrutt5
Spiritus Draconis Sicarius Draconis
32
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Posted - 2013.08.14 09:49:00 -
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Fancy trading ? Mines full :) |
Jiie
The Scope Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2013.08.14 11:34:00 -
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joelinux wrote:During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
I think it's too complicated for ccp to implement this :p, but when not, make it so that for example:
- I pod Punkturis, than I collect her corpse and store it in a station, now i can dress her corps with "man" clothes. - I pod Guard, ..." "... I can dress his corpse with "women" clothes.
that sounds interesting even if you have collect the corpse of an enemy fc-¦ and your alliance have now fun with that corpse (no.. give him the pink girly shirt not the camo! I quite if you not dressed him the damn leather skirt and so on ...:p), and for the "nananana nana" factor when all see imgur pics from your collect and perfect re-dressed corpses :p
But what i realy would love if all corpses show what clothes they had. A little bit charred, crusted and bloody but you can see the current clothing in the moment of death! And its not a problem for me if that starts with a future patch and works not for older corpses and i think thats not to complicated for ccp to implement this :p
I read in the "GëívGëí in Touch" cute Girls possess a second Tattoo |
Gel Musana
LOL a Sticky Situation
5
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Posted - 2013.08.14 12:01:00 -
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It fits nicely with pirates. We need more of this stuff, example a shelf in CQ where I can collect heads. This is nothing new, check out COSMOS items for example... Please CCP do this. Next will see EVE Online featured on CNN. Ideology -ás-h-i-t -álist https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Gel%20Musana
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Atreides 47
Atreides of Arrakis
9
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Posted - 2013.08.14 14:18:00 -
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What a idiocy this damn topic is, and so many devs reading it. Eve have the most minimalistic choice of haircuts. Maybe I need to write something delirious to ghet attantion to this situation. Long Live the Fighters ! |
Robbie Robot
Exiled Kings Enlightened Violence
16
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Posted - 2013.08.14 18:51:00 -
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One plex for three cases? Where do I sign? |
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CCP Punkturis
C C P C C P Alliance
4643
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Posted - 2013.08.22 14:38:00 -
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over a year later this post still makes me so happy! Gÿà EVE User Interface Programmer Gÿà GÖÑ Team Super Friends GÖÑ GÿÇ-áOn leave until January 2014-áGÿÇ @CCP_Punkturis |
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Shantetha
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.08.22 18:32:00 -
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CCP Punkturis wrote:over a year later this post still makes me so happy!
yep it does, and obtw we are still waiting for the corpse display room for our CQ's i really need to use these extra clothes for something. |
Alduin666 Shikkoken
MIS Auxiliaries Kadeshians
13
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Posted - 2013.08.25 10:14:00 -
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My corpies and I always talked about setting up a business called "Buttf*ck the Mittani".
All we do is take the The Mittani corpse we have and hang it in our hangar and charge 5 mil for people to come in and buttf*ck it.
With that in mind I support being able to have your corpses in a meatlocker-esq room! Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead. |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Against ALL Authorities
532
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Posted - 2013.08.30 00:19:00 -
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CCP Punkturis wrote:over a year later this post still makes me so happy!
If, for the next Fanfest, CCP would pay my airfare and entry, I would be glad to regale you with a reading of my slim volume of poems regarding how companions should be clothed.
Hint: It really comes down to Lingerie. |
Artyom Hunter
Battlestars Ex Cinere Scriptor
12
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Posted - 2013.08.30 06:24:00 -
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Blind guess, but due to the fact OP is probably Aussie, I believe this is a reference to "Chloe" of the Young and Jackson bar in Melbourne.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_and_Jackson_Hotel
If it is, nice one mate. |
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