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Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
297
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Posted - 2015.07.02 19:40:35 -
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when are you going to implement this CCP? I have amassed quite a collection of friends in anticipation
For posting an idea into F&I:
come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it.....
If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
24874
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Posted - 2015.08.23 01:56:31 -
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Necroposting for a worthy thread.
Civilized behaviour is knowing that violence is barbaric, but paying other people to do it is business.
Nil mortifi sine lucre.
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Yockerbow
Aliastra Gallente Federation
22
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Posted - 2015.08.23 22:18:36 -
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3 years and still going... CCPls! |
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
4791
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Posted - 2015.08.24 14:01:16 -
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True love never dies.
Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence
What if Local Chat changed, Hunting the Cloaked...
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
24891
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Posted - 2015.08.25 21:58:46 -
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Nikk Narrel wrote:True love never dies. it does go soggy and start to smell a bit if you keep it at room temperature for too long though.
Civilized behaviour is knowing that violence is barbaric, but paying other people to do it is business.
Nil mortifi sine lucre.
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
2589
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Posted - 2015.08.25 21:59:12 -
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An early start down this path might be to fix the info page on corpses so that it shows who you have. You can't even trade them properly because there's no way for someone to verify that it's the right corpse and that you aren't just claiming it is.
On another note, the recent loss of my outpost saw the subsequent aquacrystallization of several large exotic dancers that I had been keeping around for entertainment purposes. At first I was outraged that someone could take them away from me, until I realized I really do still have them. If anything, they really seem happier now. Nothing to worry about, they can entertain me all day and never get tired of it. I find myself also feeling much less stress in their presence. The calm aura they emanate is really soothing.
Pirate ship Nightmare, can you fathom
Larger but with smaller spikes than Phantasm
The Succubus looks meaner
But the Revenant cleaner
Seems as they get bigger, the smaller spikes they has'm
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Theon Severasse
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
133
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Posted - 2015.09.20 23:15:43 -
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This thread is a gift that just keeps giving.
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Verse Askold
Adhocracy Incorporated Adhocracy
4
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Posted - 2015.09.21 12:18:55 -
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This is EVE!
as from now on if anyone asks me about EVE, i will send them a link of this thread!
i think i havent seen so many CCP/CSM/GM responses in such a short time on a single thread, not even in the CCP threads.
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Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
690
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Posted - 2015.09.21 14:21:00 -
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My hot corpmate exploded next to me twice in one day. Now I have new companions in my ships.
For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/
Remember that whenever you have a bad day in EVE, the correct reponse is "Thank you CCP, may I please have another?"
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Cerva Dynamite
Black Flag Operators Violent Declaration
3
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Posted - 2015.09.23 13:22:50 -
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I keep a cargo container in my corps office called "BFO Morgue". When you get tired of Chloe and find a replacement for her, may I have her for our collection? She'll have a very special place there, her own room. with a comfy couch, and a nice view for her to stare off into space.
I'll take good care of her. |
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Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
4846
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Posted - 2015.09.23 13:53:52 -
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I can just imagine the original player of Chloe twitching every time this thread gets a new post that mentions her.
And how many of us want one of her, or just like her , for our very own.
Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence
What if Local Chat changed, Hunting the Cloaked...
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Sieonigh
Global Defense Initiative Cartel Sorry We're In Your Space Eh
47
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Posted - 2015.09.23 13:54:27 -
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Harry Ore wrote:I hope CCP implements biological self destruction if this goes live. I won't have you have my female corp mates. NEVVAAAA!
Btw another thing I that came to mind about displaying corpses was this gruesome medieval thing they did back in the days. Hanging corpses outside a village or hideout to send a message. If you trespass beyond this mark your corps will be added to the collection for display at our stargate. But of course this would have to be special scripted not to decloak anyone. I for one would probably slightly poo myself If I found myself suddenly appear at a stargate surrounded with corpses all floating about and the local was full with reds. I might even press that self biological destruction button.
cheers.
or add them to your ship like revers in firefly |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
2637
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Posted - 2015.09.23 14:49:42 -
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Cerva Dynamite wrote:I keep a cargo container in my corps office called "BFO Morgue". When you get tired of Chloe and find a replacement for her, may I have her for our collection? She'll have a very special place there, her own room. with a comfy couch, and a nice view for her to stare off into space.
I'll take good care of her. I am quite certain she intends to stay in her new home for the long term, and I don't think joelinux has any intentions of giving her away in the forseeable future.
Pirate ship Nightmare, can you fathom
Larger but with smaller spikes than Phantasm
The Succubus looks meaner
But the Revenant cleaner
Seems as they get bigger, the smaller spikes they has'm
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Zimmer Jones
Aliastra Gallente Federation
293
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Posted - 2015.09.23 15:13:29 -
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I could never give mine up. Her cold stare invigorates me as I shave off the horefrost, and her neglectful attitude incites me to ever wilder inappropriate displays of public affection. I'm not even tempted to replace the freezer burnt parts, the "flaws" make her even more beautiful and individual. And that look of surprise that only explosive decompression can give.. Heavenly.
I could get alot more disturbing, but I have to save some for later posts.
You are content to be content. This is not a jedi mind trick, you're just the game
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
2637
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Posted - 2015.09.23 15:45:45 -
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Zimmer Jones wrote:I'm not even tempted to replace the freezer burnt parts, the "flaws" make her even more beautiful and individual. You can still prevent further "flaws" by reducing the storage temperature.
Pirate ship Nightmare, can you fathom
Larger but with smaller spikes than Phantasm
The Succubus looks meaner
But the Revenant cleaner
Seems as they get bigger, the smaller spikes they has'm
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Zimmer Jones
Aliastra Gallente Federation
295
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Posted - 2015.09.23 17:06:33 -
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True true, but the lower the temperature, the more tongue you lose engaging in embarrassing displays of public affection. Bad enough having to bring spritz bottles of de-icer for dinner and movie dates.
You are content to be content. This is not a jedi mind trick, you're just the game
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Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
4850
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Posted - 2015.09.23 17:26:45 -
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Zimmer Jones wrote:True true, but the lower the temperature, the more tongue you lose engaging in embarrassing displays of public affection. Bad enough having to bring spritz bottles of de-icer for dinner and movie dates.
*ed:
Oh right, clothes.. On topic with disturbing anecdotes thrown in, after a bit of light bondage that turned out badly thanks to that horrible couch in the captains quarters, I found that my Venus had unfortunately developed a de milo-esque charm. Super glue may work on warmer people, but she's to cool to use such.
Therefore I propose duct-tape accessories. Forearm, upper arm and shoulder wraps, knee braces and jockey shorts(sorry no boxers, tighty whities, etc.). Nanite paste.
10,000 uses and counting, where will it take YOU next?
Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence
What if Local Chat changed, Hunting the Cloaked...
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
2638
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Posted - 2015.09.23 18:06:28 -
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Zimmer Jones wrote:True true, but the lower the temperature, the more tongue you lose engaging in embarrassing displays of public affection. You truly have a much more physical relationship with your special one than some of us do. Sometimes I lament than I cannot spend more time with my special ones, but then I remember they are with me. Though a double pane of glass may separate us, our love can pass through all boundaries. As I lay in my quarters and gaze at them, they gaze back at me with their loving, still eyes.
Nikk Narrel wrote:Nanite paste. Post #666
Pirate ship Nightmare, can you fathom
Larger but with smaller spikes than Phantasm
The Succubus looks meaner
But the Revenant cleaner
Seems as they get bigger, the smaller spikes they has'm
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Erika Mizune
The Soul Society DeepSpace.
1838
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Posted - 2015.10.07 04:48:29 -
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I saw this thread quite some time ago and I was looking through the forums and found it here again, and just like before, this post has made my day, lol. Still kinda creepy, but, hey, we should be able to give our corspe collections some love! <3
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Azazel The Misanthrope
Proioxis Assault Force Exodus.
73
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Posted - 2015.10.11 10:27:19 -
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I am sure if ISD wasn't laughing so hard at this thread they would have locked it for trolling. |
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Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1730
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Posted - 2015.10.11 11:13:32 -
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Erika Mizune wrote:I saw this thread quite some time ago and I was looking through the forums and found it here again, and just like before, this post has made my day, lol. Still kinda creepy, but, hey, we should be able to give our corspe collections some love! <3
They're already giving them some love I think, they just want the outfits to go with it...perhaps the drifters are CCP's injoke in clothing our 'friends' and throwing in ships too for giggles. |
Azazel The Misanthrope
Proioxis Assault Force Exodus.
91
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Posted - 2015.10.14 23:44:00 -
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Zimmer Jones wrote:True true, but the lower the temperature, the more tongue you lose engaging in embarrassing displays of public affection. Bad enough having to bring spritz bottles of de-icer for dinner and movie dates.
*ed:
Oh right, clothes.. On topic with disturbing anecdotes thrown in, after a bit of light bondage that turned out badly thanks to that horrible couch in the captains quarters, I found that my Venus had unfortunately developed a de milo-esque charm. Super glue may work on warmer people, but she's to cool to use such.
Therefore I propose duct-tape accessories. Forearm, upper arm and shoulder wraps, knee braces and jockey shorts(sorry no boxers, tighty whities, etc.).
I am glad that someone else agrees that the couches in the Captain's Quarters are horribly uncomfortable. Seriously, who thought that having perpendicular arm and back rests was a good idea? |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
2676
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Posted - 2015.10.19 18:16:39 -
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Sieonigh wrote:or add them to your ship like revers in firefly I missed this post somehow, but: I resemble that remark (a bit). The figures adorning my ship may or may not be made of Iron(III) Oxide.
Azazel The Misanthrope wrote:I am sure if ISD wasn't laughing so hard at this thread they would have locked it for trolling. CCP defines trolling as deliberate attempts to enrage players and get them to post carelessly out of rage. I think we can all agree that this is one of the most peaceful discussions here on these forums.
Pirate ship Nightmare, can you fathom
Larger but with smaller spikes than Phantasm
The Succubus looks meaner
But the Revenant cleaner
Seems as they get bigger, the smaller spikes they has'm
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Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
343
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Posted - 2015.11.06 08:37:27 -
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Azazel The Misanthrope wrote:I am sure if ISD wasn't laughing so hard at this thread they would have locked it for trolling. CCP defines trolling as deliberate attempts to enrage players and get them to post carelessly out of rage. I think we can all agree that this is one of the most peaceful discussions here on these forums.[/quote]
Yes, companions do tend to be peaceful.....
For posting an idea into F&I:
come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it.....
If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
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Zimmer Jones
Aliastra Gallente Federation
339
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Posted - 2015.11.15 22:07:01 -
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Neck bolts, Metal anklets, bracelets and bellybutton rings.
I noticed the other night that a quick jolt from a cap battery gave my companion a bit of a start, but when i put the alligator clips on her earrings the duct tape holding her forehead together was venting steam.
I did get a few smiles from her, and and a smoldering look in her eyes gave me spasms of joy, possibly because I grounded myself, but it seemed to both of us that the experimenting could go a bit further. Unfortunately the alligator clips blemished her skin when applied elsewhere, so I propose some shiny accessories for the more adventurous.
And smaller cap batteries, I like to keep my captains quarters as a no smoking space.
Being disturbing is better than being boring.
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Dr Carbonatite
Corporation for Public Broadcasting
23
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Posted - 2015.12.14 13:44:29 -
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Can we use this idea next Halloween instead of Blood Raider Gauntlets again?
Or maybe get something that allows us to re-animate corpses into zombies for Easter... |
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra Gallente Federation
439
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Posted - 2015.12.15 00:18:16 -
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Well, the neckbolts and piercings were for the S&M side of things, but I'd like to bring to the attention of the masses that it is distinctly different from the B&D scene. The former is for the one physically sensitive to pain, and both sides can have the joy at once, hence the desire for ducktape and my reliance on clones for the frostbite issues.
But the latter is about shame and superiority, the more cerebral of the kinky side of things. To the purpose of the post, I'd like glass panes or properly tasteful solid boards or various materials. Various saddlegirth strapped cushions, and appropriate restraints such as chains and cuffs and shibari appropriate lengths of cord/rope.
I have mentioned the uncomforable nature of the couch in the captains quarters, and feel that my aloof companion might be more receptive to a more subtle approach to roleplaying. The furniture props would just be for the ones more invested in the scene, like a saddle bit for her to ride on plus appropriate vinyl and leatherwear for horseplay.
For beginners, perhaps a tray and mortarboard for drink placement, and a leash and collar. No sense jumping in the deep end all at once.
( Every time this thread hits the main page I'll probably post something, but its getting tougher to top my previous posts)
The cake is not a lie. Unfortunately, the fork is a parallel construction.
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M Money Bag
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2016.01.04 22:13:15 -
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I read this a couple months ago. I go back every now and then for a good laugh. It is truly disturbing, hilarious, creepy, cringe worthy, thought provoking.
Thank you sir.
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Solecist Project
The Scope Gallente Federation
30359
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Posted - 2016.01.05 14:21:11 -
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CCP Soundwave wrote:i dont even Holy **** this thread is three years old...
RoAnnon wrote:
O Bob, wonGÇÖt you buy a new Svipul for me
I just scanned for sites and I found a C3
The fleet is now forming, FC wants T3s
O Bob, wonGÇÖt you buy a new Svipul for me
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Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
13436
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Posted - 2016.01.05 14:50:38 -
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Solecist Project wrote:CCP Soundwave wrote:i dont even Holy **** this thread is three years old... Four actually 2012-06-11
Better the Devil you know.
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