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Celeste Nightsong
EVE University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2012.06.24 07:47:00 -
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hired gunman wrote:Celeste Nightsong wrote:This thread is full of win. But it concerns me... I think Eve Online is causing us to all lose our minds and fall in love with corpses... Ah well, if I can attach corpses to my missiles I'll be an extremely happy Caldari pilot  Now that I CAN SUPPORT! and have it come up on the overview saying here's your friend BOB. while we're at it lets be able to mail a despised corporation or alliance a decapitated head! JK
Oh dear...
Just imagine all the drama from this kind of feature.
Celeste Nightsong
"When life gives you lemons, shoot them back at life at high velocity." |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2012.06.25 02:05:00 -
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Celeste Nightsong wrote:hired gunman wrote:Celeste Nightsong wrote:This thread is full of win. But it concerns me... I think Eve Online is causing us to all lose our minds and fall in love with corpses... Ah well, if I can attach corpses to my missiles I'll be an extremely happy Caldari pilot Now that I CAN SUPPORT! and have it come up on the overview saying here's your friend BOB. while we're at it lets be able to mail a despised corporation or alliance a decapitated head! JK Oh dear... Just imagine all the drama from this kind of feature.
I would like to think that you are providing your companions with a free rocket ride......IN SPAAAAAAAAACE! |
Nikk Narrel
Infinite Improbability Inc
Mordus Angels
353
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Posted - 2012.06.27 19:45:00 -
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I miss hearing about Chloe... maybe she would dress like I imagine my Asuka would?
I just saw a post about fishnet stockings that made me think of her... so lovely... |
Velarra
Ghost Festival
Naraka.
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Posted - 2012.06.27 20:28:00 -
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Hmm.
Concept: use of corpses with best-before date as modifier for things like hacking PoS shields and other espionage/covert activities. |
Mike Azariah
Gallente Benevolence Association
Greater Realms
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Posted - 2012.06.27 21:37:00 -
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Proof positive that all the cool kids are dead.
Ice ice baby
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Jimmy Razor
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.28 07:14:00 -
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Jev North wrote:help I can't breathe
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Mather Odile
The spice MUST flow
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Posted - 2012.06.28 08:20:00 -
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As one of the few females around in the dark, I hope these courageous males do get what they seek.
I for one would be happy about a male around my quarters, whos not yelling and bossing all the time. Instead he would be patient and silently agreeing to all my shopping trips to the tiniest markethubs. And before you think I want a pimp, no, I really like the idea of him being hard for as long as I wish. |
Senoiri
EntroPrelatial Industria
EntroPraetorian Aegis
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Posted - 2012.06.28 22:49:00 -
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Seriously, I couldnt stop laughing for minutes x)
This just made my day, ty ^^
+1 =) |
Poetic Stanziel
Autocannons Anonymous
Late Night Alliance
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Posted - 2012.06.28 23:31:00 -
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joelinux wrote:Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
It is a good thing that you're anonymous to us all. 
The STAIN Travel Bookmark Collection - 451 Bookmarks |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2012.06.29 16:56:00 -
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Poetic Stanziel wrote:joelinux wrote:Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy. It is a good thing that you're anonymous to us all.
Where are you located? And where might we find you if we wanted to pod you? Chloe might want a female friend to do girly stuff with... |
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joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2012.06.29 16:57:00 -
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Mather Odile wrote:As one of the few females around in the dark, I hope these courageous males do get what they seek.
I for one would be happy about a male around my quarters, whos not yelling and bossing all the time. Instead he would be patient and silently agreeing to all my shopping trips to the tiniest markethubs. And before you think I want a pimp, no, I really like the idea of him being hard for as long as I wish.
Make sure you ask. Even for guys, it needs to be consensual. |
Nikk Narrel
Infinite Improbability Inc
Mordus Angels
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Posted - 2012.06.29 17:13:00 -
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joelinux wrote:Poetic Stanziel wrote:joelinux wrote:Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy. It is a good thing that you're anonymous to us all. Where are you located? And where might we find you if we wanted to pod you? Chloe might want a female friend to do girly stuff with...
I can imagine her blushing after receiving a bouquet of rifters from that special someone.
Simply lovely...
Cloaking being on a ten minute manual cycle timer? (Author: Bree Okanata)
Fine. As long as there is a ten minute timer for being docked in a station. Also, you can't stop moving in the game. Just add in a way so every ten minutes you are randomly warped to the nearest other player. Keeps people from going AFK. |
Zaltone
Cur Dogs Incorporated
United Sovereigns Alliance
6
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Posted - 2012.06.29 18:59:00 -
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 I am very shocked but it was very funny read all 10 pages.
The Dominix is always, the answer the question doesnt matter!!!!!
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Iria Ahrens
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.06.29 19:40:00 -
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My companion is always very attentive. So I make him guard the door. He is so attentive he watched the whole time my relatives sneaked into my house to throw me a surprise birthday party. He even gave me that special smile when everyone else yelled, "Surprise!" He may seem cold, but I know he loves me.
"I was about to say GG#HereGGVs a RubikGGVs cube, go f%$^ yourself,GG% because thatGGVs what we do with EVE Online." EVE Lead Game Designer Kristoffer Touborg for PC Gamer |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2012.07.04 18:50:00 -
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Iria Ahrens wrote:My companion is always very attentive. So I make him guard the door. He is so attentive he watched the whole time my relatives sneaked into my house to throw me a surprise birthday party. He even gave me that special smile when everyone else yelled, "Surprise!" He may seem cold, but I know he loves me.
I know...it's a comforting feeling knowing that whenever I am around Chloe, she can't seem to breath...she obviously loves me so much. |
Nikk Narrel
Infinite Improbability Inc
Mordus Angels
374
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Posted - 2012.07.05 14:17:00 -
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joelinux wrote:Iria Ahrens wrote:My companion is always very attentive. So I make him guard the door. He is so attentive he watched the whole time my relatives sneaked into my house to throw me a surprise birthday party. He even gave me that special smile when everyone else yelled, "Surprise!" He may seem cold, but I know he loves me.
I know...it's a comforting feeling knowing that whenever I am around Chloe, she can't seem to breath...she obviously loves me so much.
A breathless maiden enraptured by her prince charming... the very stuff of legendary romances before our very eyes...
All started from a chance encounter of two ships meeting in the night!
Simply epic!
Cloaking being on a ten minute manual cycle timer? (Author: Bree Okanata)
Fine. As long as there is a ten minute timer for being docked in a station. Also, you can't stop moving in the game. Just add in a way so every ten minutes you are randomly warped to the nearest other player. Keeps people from going AFK. |
Danel Tosh
EVE Protection Agency
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2012.07.05 18:34:00 -
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This is by far the best post I have ever seen.
well done sir! +1 |
Camper101
Red Core
Paradigm Shift Alliance
0
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Posted - 2012.07.06 07:41:00 -
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 This thread is why I can't work anymore today. I can't stop laughing - most epic thread ever
Btw.: Am I the only one that does not feel bad about laughing? Maybe I'm weird...
Oh and if Chloe is looking for company (it's not good for your relationship to hang out together all day, give her some freedom!) - maybe we could introduce Chloe to some of my grey, cold but astonishingly adorable friends. They tend to sit in their own Hangar, called "Maltese Falcon", but everytime I hop in there and want to have a drink with my lads, they only stare at the walls and don't talk to me. I guess they're depressed or something  |
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CCP FoxFour
C C P
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2012.07.06 11:12:00 -
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We are supposed to have ice cream for desert today at lunch and I just found this thread. Now I am not sure I want the ice cream.
Content Designer | Team Five 0
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Nikk Narrel
Infinite Improbability Inc
Mordus Angels
379
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Posted - 2012.07.06 13:59:00 -
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CCP FoxFour wrote:We are supposed to have ice cream for desert today at lunch and I just found this thread. Now I am not sure I want the ice cream.
Asuka can make an ice cream cone last all day without melting, and she never gets brain freeze either!
That gal has magic in her, I tell ya.
Cloaking being on a ten minute manual cycle timer? (Author: Bree Okanata)
Fine. As long as there is a ten minute timer for being docked in a station. Also, you can't stop moving in the game. Just add in a way so every ten minutes you are randomly warped to the nearest other player. Keeps people from going AFK. |
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joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2012.07.06 19:57:00 -
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CCP FoxFour wrote:We are supposed to have ice cream for desert today at lunch and I just found this thread. Now I am not sure I want the ice cream.
Maybe I could come up there for the next Fanfest, and do a dramatic reading of the best lines from here. Then you could serve ice cream and hear the best parts at the same time.... |
The Chronophage
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.07 00:45:00 -
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I think the devs should just give us strippers in WiS. Otherwise, the abuse of corpses will gradually become more common amongst lonely capsulers.
Watching **** on the CQ screen is a poor substitute. |
Kaelie Onren
Nyan Cat Logistics
PNG Associates
40
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Posted - 2012.07.08 05:53:00 -
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Is this a bad time to bring up the fact that corpses don't flash freeze in space, but cold boil? |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2012.07.09 00:39:00 -
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Kaelie Onren wrote:Is this a bad time to bring up the fact that corpses don't flash freeze in space, but cold boil?
You obviously don't take good enough care of your companions. Chloe likes to be vacuum sealed first...she's such a silly goose... |
Naomi Zirud
Haul of the Wild
1
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Posted - 2012.07.09 00:55:00 -
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I feel disturbed yet awkwardly happy |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2012.07.10 17:49:00 -
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Naomi Zirud wrote:I feel disturbed yet awkwardly happy
It's not disturbing...it's just a new friend...a quiet friend, but a friend nonetheless... |
Kingston Black
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2012.07.10 18:01:00 -
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best thread in months
we definately need a trophy room tho theres some null secers i really want frozen in carbonite in my room |
Nikk Narrel
Infinite Improbability Inc
Mordus Angels
390
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Posted - 2012.07.10 20:02:00 -
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Kingston Black wrote:best thread in months we definately need a trophy room tho theres some null secers i really want frozen in carbonite in my room
Carbonite is so impersonal, I could not see my Asuka's sweet smile if it was under all that stuff.
And her eyes... I would be so lost if the love in those eyes were to be blocked from my view...
Cloaking being on a ten minute manual cycle timer? (Author: Bree Okanata)
Fine. As long as there is a ten minute timer for being docked in a station. Also, you can't stop moving in the game. Just add in a way so every ten minutes you are randomly warped to the nearest other player. Keeps people from going AFK. |
Hiyora Akachi
Bling Ring Tax Evaders
2
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Posted - 2012.07.11 22:53:00 -
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So much win in this thread.
I too, have a frozen amigo. His name is Bill, and I've always felt he could use a snappy new jacket. But, alas, CCP has denied us the ability to buy nice things for our frozen friends.
/singletear |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2012.07.13 17:44:00 -
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Hiyora Akachi wrote:So much win in this thread.
I too, have a frozen amigo. His name is Bill, and I've always felt he could use a snappy new jacket. But, alas, CCP has denied us the ability to buy nice things for our frozen friends.
/singletear
And frilly things. I know we are hurtling through space in a huge mechanized deathmobile, but Chloe needs to feel like a woman every now and again. |
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