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Toxic Paradox
The Replicators Northern Associates.
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Posted - 2012.07.16 22:27:00 -
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joelinux wrote:During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
Then you realize it was your own corpse!
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joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2012.07.21 19:29:00 -
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Toxic Paradox wrote:joelinux wrote:During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy. Then you realize it was your own corpse!
Corpse? You're sick. They are companions...quiet, cold-to-the-touch, able-to-walk-in-deep-space, companions... |
Freelancer117
So you want to be a Hero
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Posted - 2012.07.21 21:01:00 -
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personally I like the idea of getting your corpses Bronzed for display in CQ Eve Radio |
Garreth Vlox
Blackened Skies The Unthinkables
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Posted - 2012.08.25 22:56:00 -
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space chikun wrote:Alua Oresson wrote:Cathrine Kenchov wrote:I am not even kidding about this feature idea:
new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display. Take note CCP, you want people to pony up real money, give them something gruesome and disturbing to show off. Most of us long term players are closet psychopaths anyways. Make us stuff that will scare the willies out of people. I can't wait until people can visit my gallery. I just wish they'd allow in-station PVP so I can collect AND show off at the same time!
So where'd you get this one space? Him? that guy was in Lowsec. And this one? That guy there? I killed him in nullsec. Oh, and what about this empty one here? Oh, that one? Yeah, that one. That's yours.
And people thought this was an unfriendly game before. Imagine showing a noob the game and your corpse collection and then putting them in said corpse collection to show to the next noob... |
Loius Woo
PATRIOT KNIGHTS
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Posted - 2012.08.26 01:43:00 -
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This has to be the greatest thread ever.
Truly Epic. |
Captain Robby
Kopasas SpaceMonkey's Alliance
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Posted - 2012.08.26 07:59:00 -
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i can top this i want to make a fort out of the dead and if i run out of bodys ill just use my own clones *hissis at everyone outside* |
Vassal Zeren
Uncontrollable Innovations
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Posted - 2012.08.26 14:56:00 -
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My god. |
Dennis Gregs
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.08.26 15:04:00 -
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No comment, I just need to be in this thread. |
Kuan Yida
Huang Yinglong White-Lotus
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Posted - 2012.08.27 23:39:00 -
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Just how cold do you keep your captain's quarters? I would imagine there would be issues with, um, thawing? |
Slutty Underwear
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
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Posted - 2012.08.28 00:05:00 -
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All i am going to say on the matter is this
Quote:It puts the lotion in the bucket or it gets the hose |
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Harrigan VonStudly
The Generic Pirate Corporation Fusion.
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Posted - 2012.08.28 00:17:00 -
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Having long felt the pulls of allowing my freshly dead foes a chance to make up for their misdeeds in thinking they could win i hereby support the OP. Only I never imagined them with clothing as he.
WTB Chest freezer
edit: Posting in epic thread of history |
Heimdallofasgard
Apex Overplayed Coalition
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Posted - 2012.08.28 02:26:00 -
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Toasting in epic bread. My god corpse interaction has to happen hahaha Kick Heim... MATE |
Tcar
Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2012.08.28 03:49:00 -
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I can't believe no one has referenced the Avenged Sevenfold song in all of this thread. +1 for epic thread. How did I misses this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VurhzANQ_B0
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Jonah Gravenstein
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Posted - 2012.08.31 23:43:00 -
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I really should browse F&I more often, this is the the best thread evah.
Wormhole dwellers should get a spiky POS module for the sole purpose of displaying the frozen remains of the unfortunate souls that came too close, we used to store our erstwhile foes in a giant secure container but in the light of this thread that seems a bit "cold". War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. CCP can't patch stupidity. |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2012.09.12 21:47:00 -
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Kuan Yida wrote:Just how cold do you keep your captain's quarters? I would imagine there would be issues with, um, thawing?
Whenever Chloe looks like she might be hot, I take her for a walk in space. My only regret is that I have to get dressed up in a spacesuit. I'm so jealous of Chloe, as she plays in the open vacuum of space. Well, maybe play is too much. Drift, I suppose, is more accurate. |
Burseg Sardaukar
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2012.09.12 22:00:00 -
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I just laughed until I teared up. Genius. We have a blog, it is terrible. How to fix Bounty Hunting |
Nikk Narrel
Infinite Improbability Inc Mordus Angels
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Posted - 2012.09.12 22:18:00 -
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joelinux wrote:Kuan Yida wrote:Just how cold do you keep your captain's quarters? I would imagine there would be issues with, um, thawing? Whenever Chloe looks like she might be hot, I take her for a walk in space. My only regret is that I have to get dressed up in a spacesuit. I'm so jealous of Chloe, as she plays in the open vacuum of space. Well, maybe play is too much. Drift, I suppose, is more accurate. She is so graceful, she seems to float above the hull itself.
I am considering getting a cooling suit for my Asuka, so she doesn't need to step outside unless she wants to. I am mindful that it is important to go out and spend time out of the hull, but sometimes she wants to just snuggle. My prescription for frostburn meds is refilled again, so we are looking forward to more romantic nights.
Noone can say she is frigid, just because she is below freezing.... Cloaking being on a ten minute manual cycle timer? (Author: Bree Okanata) Fine. As long as there is a ten minute timer for being docked in a station. Also, you can't stop moving in the game. Just add in a way so every ten minutes you are randomly warped to the nearest other player. Keeps people from going AFK. |
Kairos Antilles
Cerulean Eagles Li3 Federation
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Posted - 2012.09.18 01:39:00 -
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Just when you think you've seen it all............. |
Luc Chastot
Moira. Villore Accords
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Posted - 2012.09.18 03:01:00 -
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Do you clean her insides from time to time? You know, because, yes...
Kbai. |
Nikk Narrel
Infinite Improbability Inc Mordus Angels
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Posted - 2012.09.18 14:02:00 -
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Her attendants ensure she is able to meet all her needs.
They even adjusted her implants to properly function with her native body temperature, which would be of course the temperature outside the hull. Cloaking being on a ten minute manual cycle timer? (Author: Bree Okanata) Fine. As long as there is a ten minute timer for being docked in a station. Also, you can't stop moving in the game. Just add in a way so every ten minutes you are randomly warped to the nearest other player. Keeps people from going AFK. |
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Bagrat Skalski
Poseidaon
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Posted - 2012.09.18 18:46:00 -
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My scientists are working on viral agent and nanopaste that can rebuild body tissues, and give these unfortunate people life and job they truly deserve, under my supervision in countles facilities. I accept all corpses donated, preferably in cubic meters. |
Kesthely
Fleet of the Damned Happy Endings
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Posted - 2012.09.18 19:14:00 -
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I'm just wondering, is cloe from before or after the patch that changed the weight of corpses from 200 to 80? |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
907
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Posted - 2012.09.18 19:16:00 -
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Posting in a necro thread that has been necro'ed.
Still makes me giggle. Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
Nikk Narrel
Infinite Improbability Inc Mordus Angels
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Posted - 2012.09.18 19:22:00 -
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Kesthely wrote:I'm just wondering, is cloe from before or after the patch that changed the weight of corpses from 200 to 80? I cannot speak for Joelinux's fair lady, but I can safely say Asuka is weightless in my arms.
The whole gravity thing loses meaning outside the hull, as we float together.... Cloaking being on a ten minute manual cycle timer? (Author: Bree Okanata) Fine. As long as there is a ten minute timer for being docked in a station. Also, you can't stop moving in the game. Just add in a way so every ten minutes you are randomly warped to the nearest other player. Keeps people from going AFK. |
Nrazza
Liquid Words
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Posted - 2012.09.19 03:29:00 -
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Wow! Honestly, Eve has the greatest player base. |
Juniorama
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.09.19 08:41:00 -
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I only let my companion out for a space walk when she wants to walk the dog. |
Althasandria Shadegrown
Liberation Army BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2012.09.19 09:27:00 -
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So. Much. Win. |
Aiifa
My Little Pony - Friendship Force
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Posted - 2012.09.19 15:45:00 -
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Corpse collectors are the new whining hulk pilots.
Give us our meathooks and decorative lei NAOW |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2012.09.19 22:58:00 -
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Aiifa wrote:Corpse collectors are the new whining hulk pilots.
Give us our meathooks and decorative lei NAOW
Chloe gets lei'd nightly. And she looks great now that they reduced the weight from 200 to 80. But maybe I've said to much. |
Nikk Narrel
Infinite Improbability Inc Mordus Angels
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Posted - 2012.09.20 14:26:00 -
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joelinux wrote:Aiifa wrote:Corpse collectors are the new whining hulk pilots.
Give us our meathooks and decorative lei NAOW Chloe gets lei'd nightly. And she looks great now that they reduced the weight from 200 to 80. But maybe I've said to much. Ever the true romantic!
Bringing your lady love flowers to wear around her neck each night... truly inspiring to us all.
Truly, the jewels in the heavens around us don't shine half as brightly as the feelings in your hearts for each other. Cloaking being on a ten minute manual cycle timer? (Author: Bree Okanata) Fine. As long as there is a ten minute timer for being docked in a station. Also, you can't stop moving in the game. Just add in a way so every ten minutes you are randomly warped to the nearest other player. Keeps people from going AFK. |
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