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dibblebill
Beyond Our Sins
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Posted - 2009.11.03 13:47:00 -
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I think I'll bid nine million on my corpmate's corpse as a keepsake for my rare corpses collection. I'll stash it next to MirrorGod's, Uuurrrggghhh, the hated Dotard, and other lovelies.
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Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.11.03 13:48:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
Disgusting.
Truly disgusting.
Just be lucky that the people from the Radioactive Sheep Farm didn't get a hold of this. Not only would they be buying the clone for meat purposes, but there would be no way to be sure that the corpse wouldn't be an ingredient in your next meal.
Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath
There will still be that tombstone, yes?
Well, not an actual tombstone. The Amarr Territories consider putting the dead to rest very sacred, so no ground could be dedicated to burying any clone, never mind a burial made only for a joke.
I will jettison the corpse in orbit of the Emperor Family Academy in Amarr Prime, and I will give that secure container the electronic tag which would otherwise simply be etched into a stone in some field no one will ever visit in a mood for a good joke.
I expect it will entertain people. In fact, I suspect it will entertain so many people that I will be elected Grand Minister of the cluster by next Thursday. By next Saturday, the interstellar economy will collapse. So you know... Spend those savings accounts.
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Jakiin
Holder Heir of the Kingdom
'Pacifist Reclaimer' |
Aniaaa
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Posted - 2009.11.03 13:49:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Jakiin
Interesting. I think I'll meet that price, at least. She will be given a proper burial, with a priest and a traditional firing into the void.
And on her tombstone shall be etched: 'Dame Death: lovd by her freinds and famly'
Is this already implemented on Sisi? I can't shoot my guns if I don't target anything.
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Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2009.11.03 13:55:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Jakiin
Just be lucky that the people from the Radioactive Sheep Farm didn't get a hold of this. Not only would they be buying the clone for meat purposes, but there would be no way to be sure that the corpse wouldn't be an ingredient in your next meal.
Lies. Lies and slander.
I like genetic engineering
Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep
Current project: Cybercow |
Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 14:05:00 -
[35]
That's good enough Pilot Jakiin.
CEO | Diary of a pod pilot |
Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.11.03 14:16:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Anneka Tong
Originally by: Jakiin
Just be lucky that the people from the Radioactive Sheep Farm didn't get a hold of this. Not only would they be buying the clone for meat purposes, but there would be no way to be sure that the corpse wouldn't be an ingredient in your next meal.
Lies. Lies and slander.
Wasn't your last topic about the use of biomass as a food?
Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath
That's good enough Pilot Jakiin.
I'm glad I meet your approval. I doubt I could afford to outbid you.
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Jakiin
Holder Heir of the Kingdom
'Pacifist Reclaimer' |
Caellach Marellus
Gallente
Preta Light Industries
Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 14:20:00 -
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Originally by: Jakiin
Originally by: Anneka Tong
Originally by: Jakiin
Just be lucky that the people from the Radioactive Sheep Farm didn't get a hold of this. Not only would they be buying the clone for meat purposes, but there would be no way to be sure that the corpse wouldn't be an ingredient in your next meal.
Lies. Lies and slander.
Wasn't your last topic about the use of biomass as a food?
Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath
That's good enough Pilot Jakiin.
I'm glad I meet your approval. I doubt I could afford to outbid you.
There's still the matter of outbidding the other Gentleman who just placed 9 million on the table.
Also, unless someone else chooses to outbid Miss Arkenath I withdraw from the Vlad auction.
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 14:35:00 -
[38]
If Pilot Jakiin is unable to outbid the newcomer I will enter the bidding again to make his plan for the corpse become a reality after all.
CEO | Diary of a pod pilot |
Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.11.03 14:39:00 -
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Edited by: Jakiin on 03/11/2009 14:41:40
Oh, did someone bid again? It must have been when I was constructing another reply. I will bid ten million for the corpse.
Don't end the bidding without me, but I'm going to rest. I have duties to commence in a few hours and I've neglected my sleep. Damn Galnet and its myriad of distracting sites.
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Jakiin
Holder Heir of the Kingdom
'Pacifist Reclaimer' |
Alica Wildfire
Minmatar
Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.11.03 16:11:00 -
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I still have that Koronakesh frozen meat here. I really don't have any interest in that thing but after I was asked by two persons who want to have it, I put it here for auction. Or if nobody shows interest I give it to a silent bidder by direct trade who was willing to pay me some crazy sum for it.
I really don't know what those things are for.
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Seraphim Risen
Minmatar
Beyond Our Sins
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Posted - 2009.11.03 16:34:00 -
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Originally by: Alica Wildfire
I still have that Koronakesh frozen meat here. I really don't have any interest in that thing but after I was asked by two persons who want to have it, I put it here for auction. Or if nobody shows interest I give it to a silent bidder by direct trade who was willing to pay me some crazy sum for it.
I really don't know what those things are for.
My offer of twenty five million for that coward scum's corpse still stands.
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dibblebill
Beyond Our Sins
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Posted - 2009.11.03 16:45:00 -
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Eleven million on Eliza's, Dame Death's, corpse.
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Wanoah
Minmatar
Msana Foundation
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Posted - 2009.11.03 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
Disgusting.
Truly disgusting.
Good old Rodj: he knows a disgusting thing when he sees it. That's why there are no mirrors on his estate.
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Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.11.03 20:23:00 -
[44]
Twelve Million for the Dame.
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Jakiin
Holder Heir of the Kingdom
'Pacifist Reclaimer' |
dibblebill
Beyond Our Sins
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Posted - 2009.11.03 20:53:00 -
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Thirteen million.
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Don't feed the trolls.
Only flying under a flag until slavery is ended. |
Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.11.03 21:10:00 -
[46]
Fourteen.
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Jakiin
Holder Heir of the Kingdom
'Pacifist Reclaimer' |
Esna Pitoojee
Amarr
TalCorp Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.11.03 23:36:00 -
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Lost track of what Vlad's corpse is going for, so I'll put forty...
Originally by: dibblebill
...rare corpses collection. I'll stash it next to MirrorGod's, ... Quote:
...and I will pay you five million ISK for that.
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My statments do not represent the opinions, views, or actions of my corp. |
Hadrian Gores
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Posted - 2009.11.03 23:37:00 -
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15 million
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Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.11.03 23:52:00 -
[49]
16 million on the Dame.
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Jakiin
Holder Heir of the Kingdom
'Pacifist Reclaimer' |
Redbad
Minmatar
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2009.11.03 23:57:00 -
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I'll bid one cattle for Vlad's corps.
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Hadrian Gores
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Posted - 2009.11.04 00:43:00 -
[51]
25m for the brutor
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dibblebill
Beyond Our Sins
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Posted - 2009.11.04 00:48:00 -
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Esna, if you offering to buy MirrorGod's corpse, no. Its not for sale.
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Don't feed the trolls.
Only flying under a flag until slavery is ended. |
Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.11.04 01:36:00 -
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I'm out. I might have a taste for a good joke, but it's not that expensive.
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Jakiin
Holder Heir of the Kingdom
'Pacifist Reclaimer' |
Mad Murgan
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Posted - 2009.11.04 01:53:00 -
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Am I the only one that finds this topic mildly disturbing?
Someone anyone?.......oh drat.
Loyal to God, Empress and Empire.
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Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.11.04 02:11:00 -
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We kill thousands of people on a fairly daily basis, and many of us die on a weekly basis. Pretty soon you'll find bidding on corpses no less morbid as well.
BS Radioactive Sheep Farm, however, will always be morbid and freaky.
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Jakiin
Holder Heir of the Kingdom
'Pacifist Reclaimer' |
Vlad Cetes
Caldari
H A V O C
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.11.04 02:35:00 -
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Auction will end at 0000, 04/11/111 YC.
Contract will be created to the high bidden then.
I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature. |
Claudia Elise
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Posted - 2009.11.04 02:44:00 -
[57]
Appalling behavior.
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.11.04 07:57:00 -
[58]
Edited by: Myrhial Arkenath on 04/11/2009 07:58:40
50 ISK on Vlad's corpse.
21 million ISK on Dame Death's.
CEO | Diary of a pod pilot |
Alica Wildfire
Minmatar
Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.11.04 09:44:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 04/11/2009 09:55:44
I don't know what this fuss is all about. We're talking of frozen meat. Meat of special origin that only has some sentimental value for collectors. When we die just our meat dies. We as an individual live on. It might be a different thing for the corpses of the crew members but for our capsuleer carcasses I don't give a damn.
So this Koronakesh carcass was falling into my hands in the aftermath of a very exciting fight which costs the 24th Crusaders a lot of crewmen and ships. I was ordered to catch the pod, I did, funny that I did not show up on CONCORDS kill-list. But I collected that carcass and offered it to his owner for no fee.
It was a good fight.
He has shown no interest in it so far, which I can fully understand. Now that I killed his clone I was asked by two people who were interested and how do you solve this best, solve it fair? I have no interest in that thing. An auction. Still when the auction is done Koronakesh has a last bid on his meat.
Still the highest bid is at 25 millions. I thought there was a second bidder, if nobody else shows up, I'll close it in the next 24 hours.
If nobody knows Koronakesh, he's among the 24th Crusaders who are spreading like disease in Metropolis around Ardar. Something like a leading figure I think and his person is much disputed among the tribals. Last time I met him and his fleet, we were fighting him at Aset. The damage on his ship was coming down so hard and fast that he wasn't able to eject his pod in time to escape the haywire that was following the explosion. He's member of Deus Imperiosus Acies who follow willingly the twisted way of Relaiming and are killing thousands of Minmatar Navy crew in the military installation that defend our Republic.
Last bid are 25 millions. Minimum raise is a raise by at least 10% because I am not interested in making this longer than needed and stop people without real interest in this case from bidding cents.
Part of the money of this auction will be put into the Republic Widow and Orphan fund, an other part will be used to buy me the next ships to fight these guys and stop them murdering Minmatar crews and destroying ships that are just trying to defend our people. Most likely I will buy another Claw interceptor to replace the one I lost in the aftermath of that fight.
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FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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DeadRow
Caldari
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2009.11.04 09:47:00 -
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Buying and collecting corpses is so 106YC.
Norrin Ellis > What?! Boobs aren't inappropriate! They feed children! For God's sake, think of the children!
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