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Vlad Cetes
Caldari H A V O C Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.11.03 04:07:00 -
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For auction is the frozen corpse of a human, female. ID: Dame Death Location: Amarr Starting bid: 1 million Kredits.
Inquiries may be directed to myself.
I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature. |
Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.11.03 04:25:00 -
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Interesting. I think I'll meet that price, at least. She will be given a proper burial, with a priest and a traditional firing into the void.
And on her tombstone shall be etched: 'Dame Death: lovd by her freinds and famly' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jakiin Holder Heir of the Kingdom 'Pacifist Reclaimer' |
Tomahawk Bliss
Minmatar Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.11.03 05:58:00 -
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Edited by: Tomahawk Bliss on 03/11/2009 05:58:36 For auction is the frozen corpse of a human, male. ID: Vlad Cetes Location: Amarr Starting bid: 5 isk
Inquiries may be directed to myself. |
Graelyn
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2009.11.03 07:43:00 -
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Well, this thread sucks. -------
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Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.11.03 07:49:00 -
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I don't know, I got a cheap corpse. I'm pretty satisfied with it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jakiin Holder Heir of the Kingdom 'Pacifist Reclaimer' |
Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 08:21:00 -
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I'll pay 2 million kredits. Also paying 5 ISK for Vlad's corpse.
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.11.03 08:45:00 -
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Five isk for 120 kg lightly fatted frozen meat? That's a great price! I have to pay a full isk for 250g of animal food, so I think this price might beat most of the competition. Let's see... normally frozen food is about 80 isk for 400 kg, so it's around 0.2 isk for a kilo. Our corpse here is just around 0.04 isk for the kilogram.
Alica pauses while she is calculating the whole thing.
Okay. I'll buy the cheap one. But...
Why is the price so far under the market margin? Has the meat been used in any way since it was found frozen? Is there something that I should know about it or that I better not ask? In this case my bid is void.
A modern girl has to watch quality. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 09:26:00 -
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Ms Wildfire, you are supposed to outbid the previous bidder, unless 5 ISK was the buyout price, in which case my offer came first. Assuming we go by bidding you're likely to bid 6 ISK, in which case my offer will rise to 7 ISK.
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Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.11.03 10:25:00 -
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Three million. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jakiin Holder Heir of the Kingdom 'Pacifist Reclaimer' |
Wanoah
Minmatar Msana Foundation
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Posted - 2009.11.03 11:50:00 -
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Originally by: Alica Wildfire Five isk for 120 kg lightly fatted frozen meat?
I dunno, but I reckon 120kg is going to be a bit more than lightly fatted. It's going to be more like ate all the pies fat.
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.11.03 12:03:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 03/11/2009 12:05:39 Three millions? Who the hell are the animals you are trying to feed with that? A buyout price for this kind of frozen meat is at about 24 isk. Even if it is not just lightly fatted -"I got heavy bones"- but oh my gosh, we need to reinforce the floorbars at say 200 kilo it's worth about 40 isk. But three millions? That means he thinks the corps is worth the weight of 15 kilotons. I call that does anybody help me to push that whale back into the sea? More than that. Even a whale is something you would like to keep in a waterbowl in your livingroom instead of that! -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 12:18:00 -
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Ms Wildfire, while you have a point about the regular price of biomass this specific body clearly has a higher market value due to whom it belonged to. I suggest you keep raising your bid on Mr Cetes' corpse instead of criticizing the bids of others on Eliza's corpse.
Speaking off dear Eliza, let's raise the stakes a little and make this more interesting: Five million credits for her corpse.
I would like to add that should I obtain this corpse it will not be given a proper burial. Exactly what will happen to it is undecided: Perhaps I will keep it as a personal souvenir to remind myself that showing kindness without investigation as to why one has been podded by their former CEO is a bad idea. Maybe I will find a buyer in the future who is willing to pay even more than me. Or maybe it can be put to another use.
Should anyone be interested in adding a share to my sum to secure the corpse from something as idiotic as a proper burial I will accept additions in return for viewing rights.
CEO | Diary of a pod pilot |
Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.11.03 12:31:00 -
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Ms. Arkenath, as a member of Ghost festival I cannot believe that you'd rather do something so crass as to leave the body unburied rather than a more subtle dishonour such as my own. I will raise my bid to 6 million in order to ensure that the Dame's grave will always be a testament to her assaults on grammar and spelling. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jakiin Holder Heir of the Kingdom 'Pacifist Reclaimer' |
Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.11.03 12:38:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 03/11/2009 12:43:42 Alica is throwing a sharp look into the direction of Myrhial Arkenath.
Okay, I'm with this. 8 isk for the frozen body of Vlad. And I hope there are not any parts missing. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Caellach Marellus
Gallente Preta Light Industries Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 12:40:00 -
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10 isk for Vlad.
I could use a new stuffed coffee table.
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 12:43:00 -
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Edited by: Myrhial Arkenath on 03/11/2009 12:44:42 Edited by: Myrhial Arkenath on 03/11/2009 12:44:23
Originally by: Jakiin I will raise my bid to 6 million in order to ensure that the Dame's grave will always be a testament to her assaults on grammar and spelling.
Now if you were to put that on her tombstone I might be tempted to let you win.
For now I am raising my bid to 7 million, with the remark that there is nothing crass about about my intend. This body is nothing but a hollow shell. If it weren't I am sure many would protest to the recycling of biomass.
And to annoy Ms Wildfire: 25 ISK for the body of Mr Cetes.
CEO | Diary of a pod pilot |
Caellach Marellus
Gallente Preta Light Industries Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 12:47:00 -
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Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath And to annoy Ms Wildfire: 25 ISK for the body of Mr Cetes.
*Caellach sighs*
I can't compete with the Boss.
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.11.03 12:50:00 -
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Originally by: Caellach Marellus 10 isk for Vlad. I could use a new stuffed coffee table.
Ten isk for this stink'n carcass? Okay. For the sake of real use of this if offer 11 isk.
Is typing on her calculator.
And I suggest the following bids are at least 10% above those before. Don't forget the transport costs of that and the docking procedures, the pay for your crew and that. If you put all together under the line, I can carfully offer those 11 isk.
And still we poker about the real weight of that mass. With 11 isk I assume I still find more than 55 kg of usable tissue on that freight. Do you really think the market value is above that? -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.11.03 12:51:00 -
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Originally by: Jakiin And on her tombstone shall be etched: 'Dame Death: lovd by her freinds and famly'
Come now, you didn't think those were unintentional mistakes, did you? I prefer a less obvious humour, likely a result of my own pretentiousness. 8 million. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jakiin Holder Heir of the Kingdom 'Pacifist Reclaimer' |
Caellach Marellus
Gallente Preta Light Industries Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 12:56:00 -
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Miss Wildfire, I refer you to Miss Arkenath's already higher bid on Mr Cetes' corpse.
I encourage you to outbid her so that I may re-enter this little session.
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 13:00:00 -
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Originally by: Jakiin
Originally by: Jakiin And on her tombstone shall be etched: 'Dame Death: lovd by her freinds and famly'
Come now, you didn't think those were unintentional mistakes, did you? I prefer a less obvious humour, likely a result of my own pretentiousness. 8 million.
Ah, I did not notice until you pointed it out. I must have grown so used to it. Very clever sir. I hereby end my bids for this corpse and will let you win.
CEO | Diary of a pod pilot |
Dame Death
Minmatar Beyond Our Sins
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Posted - 2009.11.03 13:05:00 -
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*ELiza burst out laughing as she apears*
All this over little old me I'm flatted do you know how man corpse I have stewn about I have 3 of them myself I think.
As for vlads corpse thats been promised to me for a ammount discused in pod.
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.11.03 13:07:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 03/11/2009 13:06:55 Alica stares at the bid of 25 isk for that body.
Insane!
Begins to type wildly on her calculator. Finally she pulls up a screen with a spreadsheet table on it. Finally she sighs.
Sorry. I would have to bid 27 isk for that carcass and this would mean I had to reprocess more than 135 kg of usable tissue of that. If you are perfect. My skill in powering a reprocessor are well but this is... far beyond my capabilities. Sorry.
She sighs again.[i/]
I have to quit. I don't know what you want to do with that, that you still think profit can be made. Your price is insane. Truely insane. I hate when I lose a battle.
[i]Alica sadly shakes her head and terminates the session. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Jakiin
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Posted - 2009.11.03 13:15:00 -
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I think I've decided against sending her into the void. Instead I'll blast her off in such a fashion as to have her orbiting a planet or station for a few years. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jakiin Holder Heir of the Kingdom 'Pacifist Reclaimer' |
Esna Pitoojee
Amarr TalCorp Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.11.03 13:15:00 -
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Thirty ISK for Mr. Cetes' corpse. ----------------------------------------------
Say "Amarr ships suk, lol." I dare you.
My statments do not represent the opinions, views, or actions of my corp. |
Caellach Marellus
Gallente Preta Light Industries Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 13:17:00 -
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Originally by: Esna Pitoojee Thirty ISK for Mr. Cetes' corpse.
Thank you!
35 ISK
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 13:21:00 -
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Edited by: Myrhial Arkenath on 03/11/2009 13:21:06
Originally by: Jakiin I think I've decided against sending her into the void. Instead I'll blast her off in such a fashion as to have her orbiting a planet or station for a few years.
There will still be that tombstone, yes?
Also 36 ISK for Mr Cetes' corpse. Unless the deal has already been sealed with Eliza. Would like to see some confirmation from the seller there then though.
CEO | Diary of a pod pilot |
Rodj Blake
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 13:24:00 -
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Disgusting.
Truly disgusting.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.11.03 13:25:00 -
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With the last bid at 35 isk the next bid can not be lower than 38.5 isk, or am I wrong? If the next bid has to be at least 10% higher than the last, which is the usual way this goes... Or am I wrong? Of cause I don't bid that. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 13:28:00 -
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Ms Wildfire, no minimum increment was specified so even 0.01 ISK would work.
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