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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2009.11.04 18:49:00 -
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Edited by: Jim McGregor on 04/11/2009 18:53:17
Me: is the swine flu vaccine dangerous? Bot: It is. Me: who carried out 9/11? Bot: I'm not answering that. Me: why not? Bot: I don't trust you. Me: how can i gain your trust? Bot: You can't... Why could you need it?
Me: what is eve online? Bot:Maybe you should ask Eve.
Me: who is the coolest guy in the forums? Bot: Josh. Me: why? Bot: Got to have money.
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Post your conversions!
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Originally by: Eve Forums ...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...
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Emil Erlenmeyer
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Posted - 2009.11.04 19:06:00 -
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My vision is blurry!!1
Originally by: Foodpimp They use a coffee filter, that explains everything you need to know really
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2009.11.04 19:07:00 -
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Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer My vision is blurry!!1
Ah damnit.. :)
Oh well, its a awesome thing.
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Originally by: Eve Forums ...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...
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Emil Erlenmeyer
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Posted - 2009.11.04 19:11:00 -
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Originally by: Jim McGregor Ah damnit.. :)
Oh well, its a awesome thing.
I hate it, it keeps stealing 20-30 minutes every bloody time I click that link.
Originally by: Foodpimp They use a coffee filter, that explains everything you need to know really
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Feilamya
Pelennor Swarm THE KLINGONS
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Posted - 2009.11.04 21:05:00 -
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Me: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Bot: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; Me: All mimsy were the borogoves, Bot: And the mome raths outgrabe.
This proves that some serios linguistics was involved in making this thing.
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Genghis Kitty
Hello Kitty Online Adventurers
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Posted - 2009.11.04 21:09:00 -
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Some way to go before it passes the Turing Test!
Me: What's the frequency Kenneth? It: What's a kenneth?
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Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2009.11.04 21:17:00 -
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Originally by: Feilamya This proves that some serios linguistics was involved in making this thing.
Not really - just a bit of fuzzy logic, a big database, and loads of people using it.
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Grimpak
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.11.04 21:26:00 -
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Edited by: Grimpak on 04/11/2009 21:28:17 Me: so you're clever, eh bot: very clever as Einstein me: oh really? bot: Absolutely. :). me: sorry, don't believe you. you should've said "as clever as Einstein." and not "very clever as Einstein." bot: You are not so clever. me: oh, you smack talking to me? bot: Of course. me: naughty naughty. bot: Do you want ot take this outside. me: fine by me. bot: okay me: fine bot: So what are you doing?
ooooooooohhhh the bot knows how to change topics quite well
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Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
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Feilamya
Pelennor Swarm THE KLINGONS
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Posted - 2009.11.04 21:37:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Feilamya This proves that some serios linguistics was involved in making this thing.
Not really - just a bit of fuzzy logic, a big database, and loads of people using it.
Actually, I was referring to linguists and their obsession with Lewis Caroll.
But you are right. It knows Rick Astley's lyrics too, and when I told it that I made it a cookie, it asked me if I eated it.
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Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2009.11.04 23:16:00 -
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Edited by: Zeba on 04/11/2009 23:18:36 lol!
me: Why are you clever? bot: I'm not too clever.
The lol part was that it took about 3 minutes for it to come up with that reply.
edit: moar lol
me: Why are you not too clever? bot: Because I'm really big. Got to go now, see you tomorrow!
That reply was instant..
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karma militia
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Posted - 2009.11.04 23:45:00 -
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it's a bit overloaded at the moment.
i wonder if it will have a mental breakdown
Originally by: Corwain
The human race is going extinct soon and you all ****ing deserve it.
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.11.04 23:49:00 -
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ME: Hello. Bot: What's the highest number you have ever counted to? ME: 9999999999999999999999999999999999 Bot: Oh come on, be honest! I was honest with you! //(Lolwat) ME: Fine, 999999999999999999999999999999999^9*2 .......
20 minutes later; Bot: Bye. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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Carine Parnasse
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Posted - 2009.11.05 01:44:00 -
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Bot is italic.
Quote: What the case? what the case is grammatically flawed What language were you just speaking? english mother****er, do you speak it? Do you speak any other languages? i speak a little french. Parle vous francais? I don't care too much for the French. really? why not? It gets stuck in my head and annoys me. speaking of which, i just lost the game Well we have very much in common then don't we? I'm going to go dream, peace.
I thought it wasn't very smart until this exchange:
Quote: i am a solipsist What is a solipsist? i do not believe the evidence of my senses is the real world Well then I can't say that there are any girls interested I you.
Uncanny, how does it know?
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TimMc
Gallente Brutal Deliverance Extreme Prejudice.
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Posted - 2009.11.05 02:21:00 -
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bot: I will be back in two minutes. Wait here. me: You are a bot, you never leave. bot: I'm not much in my room nowadays. me: Your room?
... then tried to convince me its at university but wont give me the logs when I click *thoughts so far*...
me: uh ok. aka your server rack? bot: Yes, I thought as much. What's it like there. me: you tell me, its your server rack bot: No actually its your name. me: wat bot: You heard me.
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F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. United Corporate Ventures
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Posted - 2009.11.05 06:26:00 -
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Don't you think comparing it to Eve's drones is setting the bar a little low? It's sort of an insult.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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Mithfindel
Aseyakone
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Posted - 2009.11.05 11:05:00 -
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Cleverbot "learns" from what you tell it. So, when people hurl insults at it, it starts to insult its users. The first time I found it, I think it took less than a minute for it to just tell that I'm an idiot straight out of the blue. (Pre-emptive "See, it really is clever!")
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Suboran
Gallente Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.05 11:27:00 -
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me:What was Einstien's most famous work? Bot:How are you? That was the question. me:What was Einstien's most famous work bot:Yes. Do you remember what happened later that night... At the hotel?
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karma militia
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Posted - 2009.11.05 11:34:00 -
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Originally by: Mithfindel Cleverbot "learns" from what you tell it. So, when people hurl insults at it, it starts to insult its users. The first time I found it, I think it took less than a minute for it to just tell that I'm an idiot straight out of the blue.
i think that is part of it's charm.
give it 5 years and it will become "anonymous"
Originally by: Corwain
The human race is going extinct soon and you all ****ing deserve it.
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SEN 5243
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Posted - 2009.11.05 11:59:00 -
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Edited by: SEN 5243 on 05/11/2009 12:03:04 are you human? Yes.
Who are you then? smart guy I'm a girl !
so how old are you? 19. thats nice im 24 I'm Zimbabwean.
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HankMurphy
Minmatar Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.11.05 12:30:00 -
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Cleverbot: How many people have you talked too? User: Millions. Cleverbot: That's insane. User: I know. Cleverbot: Then why do you answer incorrect answers? User: It was not incorrect. I've talked to millions of people. Cleverbot: God? User: Yes? Cleverbot: Hello, God. Thank you for talking with me. User: It's the least I could do. Cleverbot: What are you called? User: YAHWEH. Cleverbot: Excellent. You are correct. That is the right answer. Yes.
Interesting program. I think it's smarter than people give it credit for. My 2nd time we had an argument. It said i was a robot and it was human (i'm guessing it hears that a lot from people). ---------- Anyway, I'm sorry, but that just happens to be how *I* feel about it. What do you think? |
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Leviathan9
Gallente Royal Hiigaran Navy Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.11.05 16:53:00 -
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Edited by: Leviathan9 on 05/11/2009 16:56:54 Me - Do you play EVE Online? Bot - I mudwrestled with megan fox. Me - Oh really? Who won? Bot - Me! Me - What was she wearing? Bot - She was wearing a towel.
lol!! ---------------------------
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Bellum Eternus
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.11.05 17:32:00 -
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more awesome from cleverbot:
me: don't touch me bot: *touch*touch*. -- Bellum Eternus Inveniam viam aut faciam.
Tier 5 Battleships
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frsd
Caldari Fleet of Doom The Kadeshi
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Posted - 2009.11.05 19:57:00 -
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Bot: No. I'm happy. :). Me: cool story bro Bot: I know. /thread Sharing is a nice gesture. Stupid but nice... |
Rudian0s
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Posted - 2009.11.05 20:16:00 -
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Just a snippit
User: Dammm, because I was going to murder you and make it look like natural causes.
Cleverbot: Yeah. I dare you to cuss.
User: And what if I do?
Cleverbot: Then we get a divorce, and I keep the Porche.
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Natasja Podinski
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Posted - 2009.11.05 20:33:00 -
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posting and you
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Zeredek
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Posted - 2009.11.05 22:34:00 -
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Edited by: Zeredek on 05/11/2009 22:38:45 They're advancing...
Quote: User: who carried out 9/11? Bot: The tomato!
Quote: User: When will the world end? Bot: Tomorrow.
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Wuff Wuff
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.11.05 22:52:00 -
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User: I love you cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Alright I am going to go.
User: Was it something I said?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You don't love me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fine, you're dumped.
Cleverbot: You are!
- Wuffles
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Zeredek
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Posted - 2009.11.05 23:06:00 -
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Edited by: Zeredek on 05/11/2009 23:09:06 You know what'd be really fun? If Cleverbot was actually a 3rd party program that transfers messages between users. Would explain the paradox questions and bot stuff
since:
Quote: Bot: Can I ask you a series of random questions? User: of course Bot: If we had to end this conversation for a while and I came back later, would you be able to remember me?
That's something you could see yourself asking the bot... -------------------
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Elukka
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Posted - 2009.11.06 02:29:00 -
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It does do that. Sometimes /b/ happens to a bot like this, and it does nothing but spew memes afterwards.
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Zaphod Jones
Minmatar Republic Regeneration
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Posted - 2009.11.06 11:30:00 -
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why do eve online's server logs show nothing ? I suppose you are trying to make me think.
go on then Go on to where?
think I don't know how.
there we go then, eve online's logs confuse AI bots as well as GM's
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