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Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 3 post(s) |
jimmyjam
Deadspace Exploration Conglomerate Clockwork Pineapple
56
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Posted - 2012.09.05 23:13:00 -
[61] - Quote
Pollo Rico wrote:Pollo, he approves... murder of flimsy noobie make Pollo smile. Pollo he happy. Your jib i approve + 10 /10 |
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts. Break-A-Wish Foundation
184
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Posted - 2012.09.09 15:49:00 -
[62] - Quote
Murder opportunities still wanted. Gotta feed my cravings. |
Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
5
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Posted - 2012.09.09 17:10:00 -
[63] - Quote
Taraxon Taranogas wrote:"Hiring" anyone in Eve is a scam. They just take your money and never actually do anything. CCP needs to have an escrow system this would keep them honest.
They do, it's called Chribba. |
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts. Break-A-Wish Foundation
190
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Posted - 2012.09.12 15:28:00 -
[64] - Quote
I need more people to shoot. |
Dalto Bane
Dethroned.
0
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Posted - 2012.09.15 00:09:00 -
[65] - Quote
Very professional Corporation that gets the job done! |
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
19
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Posted - 2012.09.15 01:26:00 -
[66] - Quote
Well thank you for the kind comments, now lets get down to the dirty. |
OT Smithers
Buccaneer's Den
148
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Posted - 2012.09.16 17:05:00 -
[67] - Quote
A friend of mine who shall remain nameless wanted me to ask:
Can someone, say a furry submissive, hire you to sexually harrass and humiliate them?
Thanks in advance
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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
772
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Posted - 2012.09.16 17:08:00 -
[68] - Quote
What kinds of mercenaries would we be if we weren't able to do that kind of thing?
Bad ones, if you ask me. |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
87
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Posted - 2012.09.22 18:12:00 -
[69] - Quote
Bumping with a small tribute to our mascot, the Unicorn Man. |
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts. Break-A-Wish Foundation
203
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Posted - 2012.09.25 06:33:00 -
[70] - Quote
I want to know what love is...I need someone to show me. |
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Bfoster
Percussive Diplomacy PERCUSSIVE PIZZA TIME DIPLOMACY
8
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Posted - 2012.09.26 13:33:00 -
[71] - Quote
I will show you some love sweetheart... |
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts. Break-A-Wish Foundation
206
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Posted - 2012.10.10 19:36:00 -
[72] - Quote
Bfoster wrote:I will show you some love sweetheart...
Let's arrange a session, after I get away with some murder. |
Kainotomiu Ronuken
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
6
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Posted - 2012.10.11 19:30:00 -
[73] - Quote
Oh my.
Are you recruiting?
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Inquisitor Kitchner
Galaxy Punks Executive Outcomes
176
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Posted - 2012.10.12 12:34:00 -
[74] - Quote
Weirdos like this are why I stay out of High Sec. |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
833
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Posted - 2012.10.12 19:49:00 -
[75] - Quote
See, we scare people from large nullsec alliances so much that they won't come into highsec. That obviously speaks to our effectiveness as mercenaries. |
Sausage Master
Red Phoenix Rising Lucky 13 alliance
0
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Posted - 2012.10.14 09:19:00 -
[76] - Quote
I have just been decced by this man on man corp. But I don't think they are going to bbe able to handle the sheer sausage awesomeness. My command of the sausage is second to none. |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
846
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Posted - 2012.10.15 03:19:00 -
[77] - Quote
I'd like a word with whoever your FC is, by the way. |
Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
112
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Posted - 2012.10.15 03:48:00 -
[78] - Quote
Psychotic Monk wrote:It sounds way cooler when it's called a mudderbeard. Fixed that for ya... |
Sausage Master
Red Phoenix Rising Lucky 13 alliance
0
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Posted - 2012.10.15 06:59:00 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:I'd like a word with whoever your FC is, by the way.
For a griefing alliance like yourself, all due respect but I don't want to give you a primary. (Plus we have more than one FC??)
Sausages to all!!! |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
848
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Posted - 2012.10.15 15:04:00 -
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I just wanted to ask the guy exactly what fleet he'd be willing to engage. I mean, we flew 5 unsupported assault ships down to you guys and your mixed BC/BS gang ran away from it (although granted I did reship into a harbinger when we saw a dominix). I mean we straight up left the logistics at home and flew the smallest, least effective things we had and your dudes still bottled out.
That's a shameful display, even by the normal standards of highsec alliances. You should replace whoever was leading those guys with someone who can actually identify situations in which you are at an advantage. |
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Sausage Master
Red Phoenix Rising Lucky 13 alliance
0
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Posted - 2012.10.15 15:56:00 -
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Dude, its a high sec mainly industrial alliance. You wanna fight the pvp wing of it, go hang around in fasse etc and ask the combat corp for some fights. Of course a group of miners are gonna dock up when they see an experienced griefing alliance come into system. My alts in RvB. Please dec us instead there chap. Red fed to be precise. I mean, u want some gf's then sure u can have some there.
Also you have to remember, they don't know you aint hiding logi someplace in case you get in trouble either.
Sausages to you and have a sausage day. |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
850
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Posted - 2012.10.15 23:13:00 -
[82] - Quote
I'm sorry, but it wasn't anyone in RvB who was scouting for our other war targets, it was you guys. |
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
29
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Posted - 2012.10.16 04:47:00 -
[83] - Quote
OMG NEW FRIENDS!!!! |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
115
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Posted - 2012.12.10 01:27:00 -
[84] - Quote
Did some jackass put a bounty on your adorable, innocent little head with a +5.0 sec status? Did someone go suspect and trick you into being killed by them? Did someone just straight up **** you off?
Then contact us to arrange for degrading, humiliating, unicorn on dragon on badger on raccoon man-love to be applied all over your nemesis today! |
Tusen Takk
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
59
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Posted - 2012.12.12 08:37:00 -
[85] - Quote
I don't think you understand dude, HIS ALT IS IN THE GODDAMNED RvB |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
115
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Posted - 2012.12.12 15:49:00 -
[86] - Quote
Tusen Takk wrote:I don't think you understand dude, HIS ALT IS IN THE GODDAMNED RvB
...right... |
Nastasjjia
The xPlicit Method
0
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Posted - 2012.12.29 13:09:00 -
[87] - Quote
Celeste Benal wrote:I thought Freddie Mercury was dead.
Wait a minute... didn't Freddie Mercury die from AIDS because of all his "man on man" action?
Maybe being a ''Ladyboy' isn't all It's cracked up to be? Sounds dangerous in outer-space.
I kinda preferred dykes myself. My carpet's never been cleaner...
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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
963
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Posted - 2012.12.29 16:19:00 -
[88] - Quote
Break-A-Wish foundation probably has the most questionable C&P thread of any merc outfit and that's no insignificant achievement. |
Nastasjjia
The xPlicit Method
3
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Posted - 2012.12.30 01:40:00 -
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Well... I came here to meet some of my fellow merc's and locate a decent alliance to bring my corp into.
I've got some blood thirsty corp members starting to froth at the mouth out of boredom. So I figured I'd check out Break-A-Wish Foundation.
I looked the the Marmite Coalition. I was going to drop an application off there... until I figured out I'd have to listen to HolySheet1 and his ranting in alliance chat (what a TOOL). I soon came to realize that shortly thereafter, I'd have to send my entire corp out to kill an alliance member and save the universe from his stupidity. However, that would be bad for diplomacy purposes, so I'll take my corp elsewhere.
TAXU seemed like a good bunch of guys though.
But I think I'll drop an application off here too. You guys got more style! Gimme a shout in game Vimsy... or join the "Rap3 Me" recruit channel.
I'll teach you how to install stripper poles into your cargo-hold. All you need is a screwdriver and some Cinnamon flavored lube... |
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts. Break-A-Wish Foundation
418
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Posted - 2012.12.30 02:03:00 -
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Nastasjjia wrote:I'll teach you how to install stripper poles into your cargo-hold. All you need is a screwdriver and some Cinnamon flavored lube...
Oh we have stripper poles. We had to make something work with the captains quarters. I even have lava lamps and mood lighting, for when Tysinger is feeling frisky. Lestatra: Eve is now fully committed to pvp . |
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