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Agapezor
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Posted - 2009.11.28 01:56:00 -
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So there I was in luminaire spinning my ship and watching carebears float by, confident on their invulnerability in 1.0 space, when scan down a navy mega sitting in a mission with loot all around.
So i grab my trustly ishkur and quickly warp to the navy mega, i loot one of his wrecks and sit next to him while he went afk for 10 min. Just as i was about to leave he deploys drones and starts firing, i knew it was going to be an interesting fight since he had both large blasters and railguns, not to mention i saw shield modules start to blink on.
So i engage him in my ishkur orbiting at 500m SLOWLY start to ship away at his tank, as common courtesy i offer a ransom of 300 million isk, but he replies he doesn't have it and instead offers me 4 isk. I scoff at the offer and tell him to prepare to die. 15 minutes later he dies but not before calling me hack and threatening to report me to CCP.
After the fight i find a caldari navy invul field and t2 shield rigs on the navy mega, one of the worst fitted ships i have ever seen. He convos me and tells me i should go to prison and get ****d, and repeatedly kept saying this si 1.0 space and how i was killing the game. In the end i hope this was a helpful learning experience, dont mix guns and dont shield tank megathrons.
http://gs.evekb.co.uk/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=944330
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Elstine
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Posted - 2009.11.28 02:06:00 -
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Long story short:
Blew up another expensive ship piloted by an newb and mission fitted ships were never able to take on a PVP fit, even if its equiped poorly. Who cares really? Looks good on a t-shirt though
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Novamako
Duty.
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Posted - 2009.11.28 02:07:00 -
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Its because of people who fit ships like this, is why I beat my wife (ingame)
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FunzzeR
Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.11.28 02:37:00 -
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The Scottish Fold approves. PRAISE THE SCOTTISH FOLD!! |
Gyrolion Blade
Emo Death Rage
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Posted - 2009.11.28 05:50:00 -
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Holy cow what a LOL kill, good work man. --------------------------- Best you'll get is a Mod =) -Timmeh 2k ...or two. -Sahwoolo ..or three - Kreul [violet]..errmmm.. whats the next n |
Landrassa
Friendly Neighbourhood Extortion Company
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Posted - 2009.11.28 06:47:00 -
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Originally by: Elstine Long story short:
Blew up another expensive ship piloted by an newb and mission fitted ships were never able to take on a PVP fit, even if its equiped poorly. Who cares really? Looks good on a t-shirt though
Even then, if a battleship fit for missions can't at least tank an AF...that's pretty awful. --------------------------------------------------- Recruitment thread |
NyteTyger
Gallente NiteSun Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.11.28 07:28:00 -
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Originally by: Landrassa
Even then, if a battleship fit for missions can't at least tank an AF...that's pretty awful.
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Elstine
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Posted - 2009.11.28 07:33:00 -
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Originally by: Landrassa
Originally by: Elstine Long story short:
Blew up another expensive ship piloted by an newb and mission fitted ships were never able to take on a PVP fit, even if its equiped poorly. Who cares really? Looks good on a t-shirt though
Even then, if a battleship fit for missions can't at least tank an AF...that's pretty awful.
True, that is pretty poor. I just find it boring when the OP takes 15 minutes to kill a battleship and can't even tell the story very well how he did it, watching water boil with the burner off is more entertaining. Spice it up a bit to tell a cool story, like you took down OVER NINE FALCONS! somewhere in Placid, and spent 17 million on drinks celebration.
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Ancy Denaries
Caldari The Confederate Navy Forever Unbound
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Posted - 2009.11.28 07:36:00 -
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I approve of this :D Short, but sweet read. I love how they can have multimillion ships, yet have no clue whatsoever about aggression mechanics. ---- The Demigodess with a Conscience - An EVE IC Blog Personal Killboard |
Izo Alabaster
Friendly Neighbourhood Extortion Company
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Posted - 2009.11.28 11:26:00 -
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I enjoyed reading it. Thank you for posting and grats on your kill.
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Tierie
Caldari Duty.
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Posted - 2009.11.28 11:37:00 -
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Originally by: Novamako Its because of people who fit ships like this, is why I beat my wife (ingame)
Please note that this is not to be taken as fact. Duty. members do not beat their wives (ingame.) and if they choose to do so, it is purely personal preference; the corporation does not encourage the beating of wives (ingame.)
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.28 12:27:00 -
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Originally by: Tierie
Originally by: Novamako Its because of people who fit ships like this, is why I beat my wife (ingame)
Please note that this is not to be taken as fact. Duty. members do not beat their wives (ingame.) and if they choose to do so, it is purely personal preference; the corporation does not encourage the beating of wives (ingame.)
But I enjoy it so much.
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer I could go for some doritos now, damn you Spank
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Bai ZongTong
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.28 13:11:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Tierie
Originally by: Novamako Its because of people who fit ships like this, is why I beat my wife (ingame)
Please note that this is not to be taken as fact. Duty. members do not beat their wives (ingame.) and if they choose to do so, it is purely personal preference; the corporation does not encourage the beating of wives (ingame.)
But I enjoy it so much.
whos ur husband?????????? HYDRA RELOADED 2009: APPLY TODAY. JOIN THE WINNING SIDE. |
Lana's Alt
Minmatar Republic Military Skool HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.28 13:17:00 -
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Originally by: Bai ZongTong
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Tierie
Originally by: Novamako Its because of people who fit ships like this, is why I beat my wife (ingame)
Please note that this is not to be taken as fact. Duty. members do not beat their wives (ingame.) and if they choose to do so, it is purely personal preference; the corporation does not encourage the beating of wives (ingame.)
But I enjoy it so much.
whos ur husband??????????
One would assume Novamako??
Also I am deeply offended that anyone would think that beating their wives was acceptable, even to joke about. If I cant any of you beating your wives you will very swiftly be on the receiving end on a frying pan or rolling pin (in game).
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Hanso Sparxx
Order of Shadows
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Posted - 2009.11.28 19:01:00 -
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Originally by: Lana's Alt
One would assume Novamako??
Also I am deeply offended that anyone would think that beating their wives was acceptable, even to joke about. If I cant any of you beating your wives you will very swiftly be on the receiving end on a frying pan or rolling pin (in game).
You don't just give away a pair of Irish Sunglasses, you have to earn them ------------------ Go Deep! |
Iormungand
Manhattan Project Inc
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Posted - 2009.11.28 19:06:00 -
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You want medal? Tell me a story of you killing a properly fit ***insert ship here*** with an experienced pilot at the helm, then maybe you'll have something.
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Imiarr Timshae
Caldari Funny Men In Funny Hats
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Posted - 2009.11.28 22:01:00 -
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This is the best thread I have ever read on these forums.
OP, you have made my day, I take my hat off to you, sir. -----
Originally by: GM Horse
Remember kids, both meth and macro use are Really Quite Bad Things.
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Nexus Wolfguard
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Posted - 2009.11.29 05:33:00 -
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The killboard candy, Navy mega died by frigate, His tears are so sweet.
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cho0li0
Gallente Garoun Investment Bank
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Posted - 2009.11.29 12:21:00 -
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Edited by: cho0li0 on 29/11/2009 12:24:07 I call Ebay and RMT. Seriously.
T2 large rigs ~1 B ISK
Navy Mega ~500 M ISK
CN Invu ~300 M ISK
Kaikka's CPU ~200 M ISK (Or more IIRC)
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Nardman
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Posted - 2009.11.29 21:15:00 -
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While the story was lacking, I lol'd at the kill. heauheau |
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Sir Carnage
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Posted - 2009.11.29 22:05:00 -
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Originally by: cho0li0 Edited by: cho0li0 on 29/11/2009 12:24:07 I call Ebay and RMT. Seriously.
T2 large rigs ~1 B ISK
Navy Mega ~500 M ISK
CN Invu ~300 M ISK
Kaikka's CPU ~200 M ISK (Or more IIRC)
Or they sold alot of plex. Seriously, who would bother with the risk of buying isk when you can just buy time codes? I, for one, love the plex system. Allows me to play for free.
When we see fits this horrible it's obvious we're dealing with a new player. While I'd still kill him, I think it's only right to tell him how to fit his ship afterwards. More fun when they can fight back, after all.
Quote: A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams
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Thingymawotzit
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.11.29 23:03:00 -
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Nice kill. Uber dual tank fails again
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Toria Nynys
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.11.30 05:19:00 -
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Quad tanked, actually.
Core Defense Field Purger & shield recharger II -- passive shield tank LSB II + invuln -- active shield tank LAR and armor pump -- active armor tank Expanded Cargohold II -- honor tank
He was only a reinforced bulkhead and polycarb rig away from proclaiming the tank equivalent of a full house. This ^A->fit to ship attempt gives the rest of us carebears a much higher bar to aim for.
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Mytzso
Somali Coastguard Authority
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Posted - 2009.11.30 09:10:00 -
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+1
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Karadan Kaarwen
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Posted - 2009.11.30 11:11:00 -
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Originally by: Elstine
Originally by: Landrassa
Originally by: Elstine Long story short:
Blew up another expensive ship piloted by an newb and mission fitted ships were never able to take on a PVP fit, even if its equiped poorly. Who cares really? Looks good on a t-shirt though
Even then, if a battleship fit for missions can't at least tank an AF...that's pretty awful.
True, that is pretty poor. I just find it boring when the OP takes 15 minutes to kill a battleship and can't even tell the story very well how he did it, watching water boil with the burner off is more entertaining. Spice it up a bit to tell a cool story, like you took down OVER NINE FALCONS! somewhere in Placid, and spent 17 million on drinks celebration.
And yet you still read the OP and you STILL managed to take the time to comment on it..
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DASSOLDIERDSA
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Posted - 2009.11.30 11:50:00 -
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"faction fit" lol
Attentiong whoring much?
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Bfoster
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.11.30 15:13:00 -
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Originally by: Novamako Its because of people who fit ships like this, is why I beat my wife (ingame)
Lies.. He beats me in RL.. I have the marks to prove it. ------------
My Killboard- The Python Cartel |
Mach 1
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Posted - 2009.12.25 09:44:00 -
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Originally by: Hanso Sparxx
Originally by: Lana's Alt
One would assume Novamako??
Also I am deeply offended that anyone would think that beating their wives was acceptable, even to joke about. If I cant any of you beating your wives you will very swiftly be on the receiving end on a frying pan or rolling pin (in game).
You don't just give away a pair of Irish Sunglasses, you have to earn them
LMFAO @ Irish Sunglasses
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.25 09:54:00 -
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Originally by: Bfoster
Originally by: Novamako Its because of people who fit ships like this, is why I beat my wife (ingame)
Lies.. He beats me in RL.. I have the marks to prove it.
Confirming I have seen these marks. What sadistic fiend would hit foster's willy with a cane! AN OUTRAGE!
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Mashie Saldana
Hooligans Of War
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Posted - 2009.12.25 11:24:00 -
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Edited by: Mashie Saldana on 25/12/2009 11:24:18 The title is a lie, came here expecting to find a faction fit Navy Mega, what I found was officer fit.
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