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Arrgthepirate
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
15
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:38:00 -
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Jade Constantine wrote:Arrgthepirate wrote:Jade Constantine wrote:Arrgthepirate wrote: What consequence? Losing a mentally challenged JF pilot here and there? Losing an entire fleet of bombers? I think you overestimate how much we care about dying. You sure like the word consequence.
Well the greatest Consequence is probably your leader knuckleposting rage tweets and being held up to mockery by the Eve blogging community truth be told. But Psychological warfare is still warfare end of the day. The one thing that the largest alliance in the game cannot bear to happen is for it to be laughed at by "pubbies." Thats happened. Ergo, Well, we win. Jade Constantine wrote: I notice you don't reply to any of the specifics of the quoted post by the way.
Ummmm, you quoted me accusing you of not replying to any specifics of the quoted post - then quoted me replying to the only specific of the quoted post. Are you new to this whole forum debate thing?
I'm new to responding to bad posters.
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Haquer
Vorkuta Inc Goonswarm Federation
18
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:46:00 -
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Before Holander posts, I have to say
~GROUND FLOOR~
Get ready nerds |
Freezehunter
132
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:53:00 -
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You know, all this bullshit could be solved in a very simple way.
The Mittani and Jade Constantine in a 1 V 1 duel with spectators, and NO ONE INTERFERING.
Just a simple Frigate/Cruiser/BC/BS 1v1.
Loser is forced to finish the war by the laws of good old fashioned honor. Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom. |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc Goonswarm Federation
26
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:53:00 -
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INTRODUCTION
Announcing a civil upscale mixer of a chat channel. Where politics and fun mix. A change of pace from the ordinary - especially when Jericho Fraction is on the scene. This is sponsored by Gallente but is open for all. It's a social place so leave that bad attitude at home and your guns at the door.
LA MAISON DE TOUS LES PLAISIRS
Is open for business and pleasure. This is a moderated but open channel for Gallente, Intaki and invited guests (and respectful blind-dates) to chat and socialise about the politics and pleasures of the day. This is intended to be interesting, vibrant, sometimes edgy, but always respectful and totally lacking in boorish nonsense. Top secret plans will doubtless be discussed in other channels so it won't be neccessary to infiltrate simply for the purpose of listening.
Ideally we would hope to attract guests and friends from all walks and life and the various cultures of Eve. War may rage and intrigues may scream beyond the walls but "La Maison" continues as the music plays, the champagne flows and the girls make eyes at bold spacers and charming rogues alike!
So long as decorum is respected, we make no barring rules against anyone in Eve. The Gallente Federation has a reputation for cosmopolitan culture and permissive inclusion, and its our desire to prove this out with a multi-cultural gallente-hosted nightspot for the rich and famous, the clever and the cunning, and all the most notorious and deadly personalities of Eve.
Rationale "La Maison" is a virtual club that exists in the cyberspace of Eve star cluster's myriad interconnected datastreams. This miracle of communications technology interfaces the Pod systems of starship command to provide an entirely lifelike and responsive environment to portray personna and action in the company of other neurologically attuned individuals.
The near instantaeneous transmission of data and response means distance is no limiter to access, while the profound neural interface of the command Pod translates perceived stimuli to entirely recognisable physical forms.
In essence one may live the environment of the virtual club; it is entirely possible to become drunk, overwhelmed by sensation or indeed rendered insensible by sudden violence. Thus we warn the patron that such happenstance neccessitates the adoption of sensible precautions when sharing this reality with the dangers of real-space and external physical interaction.
And of course; the management of "La Maison" accepts no burden of responsibility for loss of starships and personal possessions when under the influence of stimuli in the virtual environment.
To access this marvel of Gallente technology and cultural artistry you have only to open your subspace communications panel, and enter the magic phrase ... LA MAISON DE TOUS LES PLAISIRS
Or, even better, have an existing guest invite you; how better to arrive than on the arm of a charming regular to this enchanting locale?
Rules Of Conduct First and foremost, "La Maison" is a roleplaying environment of specific interest to aficionados of the genre, and declares primary responsibility to the regular clientele and comfort and entertainment therein. Disruption of the mood by boorish behaviour or evocation of crass reality will not be tolerated under any circumstance.
Punishment of infractions will be immediate and severe, with a warning, then gagging, then banning from the channel being the eventual result. Continued attempts to disrupt the channel will be awarded with harrassment petitions and general derision on the part of our clientele.
Conduct-wise; please be respectful of fellow guests, and though it is entirely likely you will find yourselves in the presence of those holding contradictory and indeed, hostile, ideologies and political beliefs, be sure to engage in debate with an eye on civility and respectable decorum. Remember that the Gallente Federation is an open and permissive society and few quirks and pecadillos are frowned upon save narrow-minded prejudice and inflexible dogma.
With regard to privacy; be aware that "La Maison" is a semi-public environment that plays host to many members of the galactic press and as such, may not be considered a secure location for personal and political secrets. If you are not happy with the prospect of your words and actions becoming potential public property then it is likely you have come to the wrong place! (Private rooms can of course be conjured at the discretion of consenting partners, and groups of intimate friends).
The Hostesses Jade Constantine Mistress of the Golden Chamber: JF
Gallente born and raised, and tutored as a pleasure slave and courtesan to the exotic tastes of the Amarri court. Jade's career veered violently off course when a diplomatic envoy's transport was blown to pieces in mysterious circumstances and she was rescued from the escape pods by the enigmatic genetic mastermind Athule Snanm.
Jovin Ketils Psychosexual Battlefield Therapist: JF
An experienced slave of love, aquired her former masters fortunes in a play of desire. Hostess of passionate soiree's in her Chalet, enticing her guests to acts of ecstacy and lust with sensous cocktail concoctions. Carrying a child for the notorious Wencher Hardin she dreams of a future beyond imperial delusions in the aegis of Jericho Fraction and the free stars of hope and high aspiration.
Lianhaun Reformed Indy Ganker: Evolution
Once the terror of the spaceways the lovely Lianhaun was a member of the notorious space invaders gang formed by the dashing pirate Setec. Times change however, and Lian has promised to pay richly for her past naughtiness in the coinage of love and fair intentions.
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Haquer
Vorkuta Inc Goonswarm Federation
26
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:54:00 -
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Miso Mistress of Cultural Assassination: JF
Intaki freedom fighter and info-terrorist for hire; the enigmatic Miso made common cause with JF during the war against the Taggart Transdimensional Megacorp and ongoing opposition to reactionary state-fascism in all its forms in the period following Ragnar's fall. Her penchant for sex and violence beyond entirely sane proportionality has made Miso a media star across the gallente federation, with sales of of her steamy earlier work in the billions.
Josephine Kestrel ***** First Class: JF
A one-time freelance pilot and poster child for the aspirational ethics of the Caldari state. Josephine has made a legend out of pragmatic good sense and worldly awareness of shortcomings in the political fancies others become consumed by. She also mixes an extremely good cocktails.
Jasmine Constantine VP Mayhem and Slaughter: JF
Jade's cousin by genotype, Jasmine is an entirely more forceful and direct personality, favouring precision engineering and vast collateral damage as fine adjunct to the shock and awe of her unrestrained gallente sexualty, Jasmine is twice as dangerous when she is being charming.
Charity Regard Toybox of Temptation: Asgard Ind
A fine upstanding representative of the Caldari society, polite, intelligent, witty, and always ready to lead a hand to the least fortunate amongst us. Charity Regard is a human byword for respectful decorum and immortal tact. Tempted thus, who amongst us could truly be without sin?
DB Preacher Dream of Dark Intentions: Reikoku
A hard drinking fast loving heroine of the Venal civil war, DB Preacher founded Reikoku on the principles of reckless bravado and total disregard for personal safety. Its therefore safe to assume that her tastes in the Boudoir are hardly less extreme, or lacking in artful spice.
Hellena Temptress and Headmistress: Red Light District
Born on a beutiful tropical planet, Hellena grew up knowing what beauty was, and how to satisfy. Hearing the call she left to explore and to meet new people to pleasure, particularly a red haird Gallentean woman whom she adores. space can be lonley..care to keep me company?
Charming Distraction
Are you a lady of taste and refined sensuality? A wild amazon of fleeting moods and electric passions? A diva or temptress, a sinner or a saint? "La Maison" has openings for all, and we welcome applications from appropriately talented would-be hostesses from around the Eve star cluster.
The hours are as whim dictates, the service as one's heart does bid, the rewards as rich as risk may find when staked in peril in the game of love and fine desire.
All we ask is boundless wit and some small nod in the direction of civilised inteplay, (though fast betimes the opposite may serve as well to play in close poetic fine refrain.)
The wages? Ha, let noteriety and fame be wage enough and if the gentlemen (and noble ladies) yet lay tip upon the morn ... well, 'tis fitting thus and no harm done nor fast returned on repute, nor faith, nor wondrous name thereafter.
Applications thence in person to the ladies of the house. And luck and love the close reward of those who dare! |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc Goonswarm Federation
26
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:54:00 -
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Anything you'd like to add, Jade? |
Arrgthepirate
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
15
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:55:00 -
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. |
Kyle Myr
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
278
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:55:00 -
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Freezehunter wrote:the laws of good old fashioned honor.
I don't understand what this is. |
Arrgthepirate
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
15
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:55:00 -
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Freezehunter wrote:You know, all this bullshit could be solved in a very simple way.
The Mittani and Jade Constantine in a 1 V 1 duel with spectators, and NO ONE INTERFERING.
Just a simple Frigate/Cruiser/BC/BS 1v1.
Loser is forced to finish the war by the laws of good old fashioned honor.
I don't think you 'get' goons. |
Enaris Kerle
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
46
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:55:00 -
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Freezehunter wrote:Loser is forced to finish the war by the laws of good old fashioned honor. good old hounoureable goonswarm |
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Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
13
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:56:00 -
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**** you ender, stealing my thunder |
Freezehunter
133
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:56:00 -
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I know, right! XD Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom. |
La Nariz
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
39
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:57:00 -
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Arrgthepirate wrote:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Quoting an arghy post. |
Arrgthepirate
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
20
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:59:00 -
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La Nariz wrote:Arrgthepirate wrote:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Quoting an arghy post.
I'm not arghy I just live in the same state and have a similar name. His avatar makes me jealous though. |
Jade Constantine
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
2340
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:01:00 -
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Ranger 1 Putting a cap on the cost of war decing a large alliance works in favor of those that want to harrass them. It will be expensive enough to weed out the riff raff, but enable groups that have at least a moderately lucurative organization to do so without too much difficulty... at least for the short term. [/quote wrote:
Previous to Inferno 1.0 the default was 50m per week. Post Inferno 1.0 it was 500m + now it is 500m. It still represents a tenfold increase in the cost of declaring war against a large alliance.
[quote=Ranger 1 Forcing you to think about who you want to be on "your side" as the defender... to chose wisely whom bring into it so that you get the most bang for your buck... to actually NEED to consider paying the price of a competent merc corp if you actually want to fight back effectively... these are not bad things for EVE or "the little guy" for that matter.
Without radical improvement in the actual wardec mechanics (ie win conditions, attacker consequences, ways of tracking the result) there is no point to having mercenaries in a defensive war because they can only involve themselves in 2 week random stints and can do nothing to make the attacker actually lose. If the defender does actually pay a large amount of money to a merc for a defensive war the the attacker can score a "victory" simply by docking up or logging off or waiting out the 2 week period then continuing again.
Point is there is nothing a merc can really do to oppose the incoming wardec. This is why in eve as a whole over the last five years the merc profession has become something that does specialized short order contract work rather than joining in on hisec wars. You hire mercs to blow up or defend a POS, you hire mercs to give you security for a big logistics move perhaps, you hire mercs to clear a system of enemy Customs offices. These are discrete jobs that can be judged on succeed/fail terms and can be paid for (usually wardec fee + bonus) if they are accomplished.
This 1.1 change assumption that people are suddenly going to start hiring professional mercs for billions into defensive wardecs to try to "win" wars is just nonsense and vapour. There aren't more than a handful of professional merc corp/alliances in the game at this point and none of them are capable of doing enough damage to a large alliance that said alliiance would remove a "griefing dec" from a particular target. It just isn't going to happen.
The reason why Privateers, Ophanage and every other trade-hub raiding corp work for cost is that they have fun playing the game that way and they appreciate that nobody is going to pay them to "have fun". The quid pro quo for those guys was always "pay us the cost of the dec and we'll dec." This will remain the defacto in 1.1.
Only change is that now this kind of corp (and the mercs) will need to pay to gain access to defensive ally slots to offset the increased concord charge (increased from zero to X). It will make a lot of sense for resting mercs to pay us (for example) 20,40,80,160,320 even 640) per 2 week cycle to get access to the goonswarm wardec because its still a discount on the 500m a week they would otherwise be expected to pay.
But this isn't going to lead to a renaissance in merc profession with people paying X to professional mercs to join as a defensive ally. That won't come unless CCP deliver a wardec system that comes with teeth to gain a victory over an aggressor that produces an actual payout.
IF (for example) .... the Goonswarm vs SF war could be "won" by us for causing say (50b isk in total damage before they do 50b isk total damage to us) - and if that created a victory boon of 100b isk that came directly from the GS wallet to SF wallet when the war concluded. That would then introduce something that would revitalize the merc profession. It would be worth me hiring Noire mercs or some other effective professionals for X per week and split of the victory boon - because there would be something to actually win.
But without that kind of mechanic - sorry to tell you, but mercs are going to continue being the guys you hire to do things you don't want to do (like shooting structures for 20 hours).
The True Knowledge is that nothing matters that does not matter to you, might does make right and power makes freedom Epic Inferno Wardec Test, Sign up and shoot Goons for free! |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc Goonswarm Federation
34
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:01:00 -
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Holander Switzerland wrote:**** you ender, stealing my thunder
I told you to hurry up and you didn't :colbert: |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc Goonswarm Federation
34
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:04:00 -
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Jade Constantine wrote: words
Hey there, respond to my posts that came from your space brothel page, please. |
Kaijusan
Austro-Hungarian Empire D0GS OF WAR
0
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:04:00 -
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Its a game. Who cares. Its all pixels. People really take Eve and the Internet far FAR too seriously.
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Arrgthepirate
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
20
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:04:00 -
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I gotta go do PT now, but before I go, I thought I would share with you all an ACTUAL GOONFLEETDOTCOM LEAK!
Quote:A Middle Aged Arthurian Spaceman Leader of The Star Fraction. Roleplays as both madam and employees of a space brothel. Useless chairman of the first Council of Stellar Management, arguably pretty responsible for why the first couple CSMs were useless. Gay as ****. Majored in "Arthurian Studies" in real life, no joke. (To the right: Jade Constantine smiles as he watches the GHB he put into the Sunny D at the local playground take effect. He isn't doing the bad things, his character is.) This guy is :words: personified. Don't read any of his posts or you will lose IQ. Here is an archive of his space brothel's website in case you thought the whole e-***** thing was just a troll. http://web.archive.org/web/20040724180503/http://www.mordante.demon.co.uk/Maison.htm[edit] This Is What Passes For Posting Where He Is From OOC You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee). Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm. So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this. Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC. IC Silence swarm creature! |
Jade Constantine
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
2340
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:07:00 -
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By which I guess you guys acknowledge you have lost the actual discussion (again).
The True Knowledge is that nothing matters that does not matter to you, might does make right and power makes freedom Epic Inferno Wardec Test, Sign up and shoot Goons for free! |
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Freezehunter
133
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:09:00 -
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Arrgthepirate wrote:Freezehunter wrote:You know, all this bullshit could be solved in a very simple way.
The Mittani and Jade Constantine in a 1 V 1 duel with spectators, and NO ONE INTERFERING.
Just a simple Frigate/Cruiser/BC/BS 1v1.
Loser is forced to finish the war by the laws of good old fashioned honor. I don't think you 'get' goons.
That's the thing, I do *get* goons and I was counting on the hilarious replies you guys would make to that post.
Working as intended, it's not a bug, it's a feature!
Goons delivered as always.
I love you guys, no homo. Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom. |
Sixx Spades
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:09:00 -
[202] - Quote
Nope, we're just lowering our standards back down to your level. Jade Constantine, self-made space harlot. News at 11. http://bit.ly/LTW5gW |
Enaris Kerle
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
48
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:09:00 -
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Jade Constantine wrote:By which I guess you guys acknowledge you have lost the actual discussion (again). you mean the one where you make baseless accusations of GSF/CCP conspiracies and expect us to prove they're wrong? Gallente born and raised, and tutored as a pleasure slave and courtesan to the exotic tastes of the Amarri court. Jade's career veered violently off course when a diplomatic envoy's transport was blown to pieces in mysterious circumstances and she was rescued from the escape pods by the enigmatic genetic mastermind Athule Snanm. |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc Goonswarm Federation
35
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:10:00 -
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Jade Constantine wrote:By which I guess you guys acknowledge you have lost the actual discussion (again).
Ahahahahaha |
Alia Gon'die
Aliastra Gallente Federation
134
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:11:00 -
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Jade Constantine wrote:By which I guess you guys acknowledge you have lost the actual discussion (again).
Probably more that we're just going around and around in circles with you, so we concede that you cannot be argued with because of your alleged "goon tears" and so we're just going to post junk. Self-appointed forums hallway monitor Ask me about-áLa Maison and what it means for you! http://bit.ly/LTW5gW |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc Goonswarm Federation
35
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:11:00 -
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I like the part where he denies none of this |
Alia Gon'die
Aliastra Gallente Federation
134
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:13:00 -
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Sixx Spades wrote:Nope, we're just lowering our standards back down to your level.
Not quite to his level, because we have actual evidence instead of supposition. Self-appointed forums hallway monitor Ask me about-áLa Maison and what it means for you! http://bit.ly/LTW5gW |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc Goonswarm Federation
35
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:13:00 -
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I forgot to post this sweet, sweet banner that he made to promote his site too
http://i.imgur.com/QExzV.jpg
I just popped like 18 boners |
Alia Gon'die
Aliastra Gallente Federation
134
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:15:00 -
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:wtc:
edit: that means what the christ, not world trade center Self-appointed forums hallway monitor Ask me about-áLa Maison and what it means for you! http://bit.ly/LTW5gW |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
533
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:16:00 -
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There are around 12 people in Goonswarm actually running around highsec fighting various wartargets and dealing with unpersons of interest. 12. Not a hundred, not a thousand. 12.
Should Goonswarm actually have to leave nullsec space that it is already fighting for on a routine basis because some random schmucks in highsec could harm it simply by blowing up enough careless idiots or newbies, that 12 would multiply into about 12,000.
Jade, imagine being camped into your home system, 23/7, by a thousand players. You do not want nullsec empires to be bothered to deal with your petty highsec bullshit, Jade, because if we want to we can crush you like a particularly obnoxious roleplaying transvestite cockroach skittering across the bathroom floor. Eve Online: A Bad Game. |
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