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Nikita Alterana
Gallente Clearly Compensating Da Orkz
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Posted - 2009.12.13 17:35:00 -
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Oi, Da Orkz be luking ta makez some peeps dead, we'se very good at it. We'se gotz lotz a killz. Ya can check da killboardz a da Orkz for proof a da killz: http://orkz.dcne.net/ Butcha See, da orkz be needin' some coinies see. Needz some cashes we do. So we'se be decidin dat we be sellin' da services a da orkz ta some peepz dat need sum protectin. Fer da cost a da wardec plus 200 mi per week you'se can be dem peepz. We'se be making da peeps ya went dead real dead an crispeez. But, we'se still wantz da killz, so if ya wantz ta hire our servicez, you'se best be sure dat da peepz we be decccing not gonna hide like little tastee rabbitz.
If ya intersted, just convo Nikita Alterana off Da Orkz ta be enquiring uf our boomas.
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Muhney
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Posted - 2009.12.13 17:48:00 -
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Get the **** out, kthxbye.
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jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2009.12.13 18:44:00 -
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Are you serious?
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Muhney
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Posted - 2009.12.13 18:46:00 -
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OY! WHERE MAH POSTS GOIN?
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Awesome Possum
Imperium Signal Corps
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Posted - 2009.12.13 18:46:00 -
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Despite your crappy RP attempt, I applaud your desire to bring the WAAAGH!!! to Eve. ♥
Wreck Disposal Services |
Freya Sejanus
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Posted - 2009.12.13 21:54:00 -
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Bring an Orky spirit to Eve by all means, but leave the cringe-worthy faux mockney accents at home. Please.
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Arous Drephius
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Posted - 2009.12.13 22:35:00 -
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Foul Greenskins!
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Tiberizzle
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Posted - 2009.12.13 22:53:00 -
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Originally by: jimmyjam Are you serious?
quoted for incredulity
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Armoured C
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.12.14 00:18:00 -
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good luck and welcome to the business
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Jack Norris
Crimson Empire.
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Posted - 2009.12.14 00:59:00 -
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Calling Douchebag to this thread
Ah, thanks for coming. Could you translate what exactly Nikita said?
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Hellfury Resurrected
Incura HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.14 01:18:00 -
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m8 gtfo of my teon -------------------------------------------
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Davina Braben
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Posted - 2009.12.14 01:55:00 -
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Are you not slightly hampered by the lack of red ships in EVE?
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Moon Penguin
Minmatar Morgal and Ketchum Mining Guild
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Posted - 2009.12.14 02:03:00 -
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It just means they can't fly as fast. Can still fleet up with lots of shootys.
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Saint Germain
The Orthography Commandos
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Posted - 2009.12.14 03:31:00 -
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This is an understandable result of the election of Elvenlord to the CSM I suppose.
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Oscardoodle
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.12.14 03:43:00 -
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Show me how big your xp bar is and we can talk business...
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Mistress Templar
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Posted - 2009.12.14 04:34:00 -
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You'll need some red painted shoddy looking ships and some DAKKA DAKKA.
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Hellfury Resurrected
Incura HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.14 04:47:00 -
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It seems you guys don't honour 1v1s, how can you be trusted to uphold the simple terms of a merc contract? -------------------------------------------
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Mik Nostrebor
Minmatar Ex Coelis
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Posted - 2009.12.14 04:54:00 -
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Originally by: Hellfury Resurrected It seems you guys don't honour 1v1s, how can you be trusted to uphold the simple terms of a merc contract?
Um...they are ORKZ!!!
What were you expecting? Tea and bikkies and a trip to the opera?
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Nalesh
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.12.14 05:48:00 -
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Originally by: Mik Nostrebor
Originally by: Hellfury Resurrected It seems you guys don't honour 1v1s, how can you be trusted to uphold the simple terms of a merc contract?
Um...they are ORKZ!!!
What were you expecting? Tea and bikkies and a trip to the opera?
This, and a 1v1 was never arranged between the two.
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Kira LaSeto
Caldari Clearly Compensating Da Orkz
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Posted - 2009.12.14 05:51:00 -
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Derka derka jerka!!! Kira LaSeto |
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Hinkledolph
Minmatar Amok. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:20:00 -
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Why Orkz use same language as lolkats?
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Nalesh
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:22:00 -
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Originally by: Hinkledolph Why Orkz use same language as lolkats?
You know how long the warhammer franchise has existed, right? It's the other way around.
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ChrisDude70
Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2009.12.14 09:30:00 -
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Originally by: Mistress Templar You'll need some red painted shoddy looking ships and some DAKKA DAKKA.
I can picture the orcs flying Minmatar ships.
It fits perfectly, cobbled togeather heaps of junk, painted red, projectile weapons. Minmatar, Orcs in desguise.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.14 10:37:00 -
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Dorks
Originally by: Tirus Sinobi Your response has set your intelligence barrier so low that anything you post from here on that breaches it, will have to be considered posted by somebody else.
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Vicky Somers
Caldari Rusty Anchor
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Posted - 2009.12.14 10:41:00 -
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Cool...
Now do Jar Jar Binks! Fun for hire! |
Boomershoot
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.12.14 11:02:00 -
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Even the Orkz will NOT **** with the russians.
Sadly. ________________________________________ i'd gladly abuse [hr] if CCP implemented it ________________________________________
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Pistrik
Minmatar Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.12.14 11:03:00 -
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It's shinies, not coinies. Get it right!
Don't tarnish my Warhammer memories please -.-.
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Navtiqes
Space Sheriff
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Posted - 2009.12.14 11:11:00 -
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Originally by: Nikita Alterana da orkz be needin' some coinies see. Needz some cashes we do.
Of all the injustice you're doing to orkish, this is the worst. It's called TEEF. |
Evil Alfie
Amarr The George Michael Appreciation Society
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Posted - 2009.12.14 18:53:00 -
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Originally by: Nikita Alterana Oi, Da Orkz be luking ta makez some peeps dead, we'se very good at it. We'se gotz lotz a killz. Ya can check da killboardz a da Orkz for proof a da killz: http://orkz.dcne.net/ Butcha See, da orkz be needin' some coinies see. Needz some cashes we do. So we'se be decidin dat we be sellin' da services a da orkz ta some peepz dat need sum protectin. Fer da cost a da wardec plus 200 mi per week you'se can be dem peepz. We'se be making da peeps ya went dead real dead an crispeez. But, we'se still wantz da killz, so if ya wantz ta hire our servicez, you'se best be sure dat da peepz we be decccing not gonna hide like little tastee rabbitz.
If ya intersted, just convo Nikita Alterana off Da Orkz ta be enquiring uf our boomas.
I'd hire you if you permadecced malum exuro ;)
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DJV's Lawyer
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Posted - 2009.12.14 21:28:00 -
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first , if my wartargets do not hide ,why would someone else have the fun of killing them
second , if i do want mercs , i will go with the ones that arent broke like you
third , you should probly charge in proportion of what damage you deal to target as 200mil per week does not force you to kill nothing . you could be npcing in 0.0 all week and not kill one wartarget .
my tip : join minm fw , it will fit you like a glove
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